#vampire justice

[asmrrpaddict]

Inspired by @brainrotcharacters’ post. 😜

I can’t remember if Quinn is still alive, but we’re going with he is.

Porter and Treasure run into Sam and Darlin’ and they discover Treasure is Darlin’ friend who was attacked by Quinn. This causes the two couples to hang out more, Sam and Porter reluctantly, but not wanting to upset their partners. Darlin’ invites Treasure to hang out with them and Lovely. They become fast friends and with a lot of fight, Vincent and Lovely join them when they hang out. While there is no love lost between Vincent and Porter, they try not to fight too much.

One night when the three couple are together, Darlin’ gets a call from David saying Quinn has escaped. As they debate between going to the pack, asking William for help from the clan, going after him, or leaving for a while, Quinn tracks Darlin’ down.

When he sees Treasure however, he gets a wild glint in his eyes and he lunges towards them. Porter grabs Treasure putting himself between the two. He gets and gives several bites, punches, and scratches. They are forced to the ground and Treasure is knocked unconscious with blood coming from their head.

Porter forces Quinn off of both of them and he is held in place by Sam and Vincent. Lovely goes over to protect Treasure while Darlin’ shifts and takes a bite out of Quinn and Porter snaps his neck. (I don’t feel it would be good for Darlin’ character development to be the one to kill him. They’ve moved past him, but a little nip can’t hurt. 🤭)

Vincent and Lovely take the body off. Darlin’ and Porter stay at Treasure’s side while Sam heals them.

Porter appreciates Lovely and Darlin’s help and awkwardly thanks Vincent and Sam for their help and ends with a snide comment then takes Treasure home to care for them.

[bloodyheartzz]

The Ides of March

I have taken notice, in my many years, of what happens to this website every March 15th... but in years gone by, none of the past Ides have piqued my interest as this one does.

I have seen the populace rise up against the Tyrant. The unelected, foul, haunting presence of this website. The Muppet Joker.

Just as Caesar was attacked by those he trusted most, the followers of @the-muppet-joker are stabbing him -- in his comment sections, in his ask boxes, and across the website as a whole.

I am not one to fight -- even when I hunger, I force my coven to bring me sustenance. Decades of immortality, and I have stood idly by; but no longer.

I will raise my sharp implement. I will plunge it deep into the Muppet Joker's stinking, felt-sewn hide, and my aim will strike true.

Muppet Joker, I formally declare war on you and your ilk -- for plaguing this website for nigh a year with your depravity and anti-vampire antics.

Tumblr, I salute you -- for whether we strike him 23 times, or 23,000, he will fall.

[baddieladdie]

Monster AU where Spiderman Noir is a classic Vampire

Just look at the collar of that trench coat. Dark, moody, and dramatic. 1,000% Vanpire Material

[sentientsky]

daniel wake up. daniel my love the people online are making fun of me. look at this. i—yes i know you just woke up and i’m levitating over our bed in a quote unquote “ominous” way. just look. you see, they are taking this photograph of me and adding ridiculous captions. and look. daniel stop laughing please. do you honestly think that i, a five hundred year old immortal vampire, would be so easily swindled by an internet scammer? i have seen empires rise and fall. i’ve watched time, people, landscapes, all turn to dust around me. do they truly believe that i am so foolish as to—daniel you promised not to bring up the Credit Card Incident. nor the Social Security Number Incident. look at this one. daniel. daniel beloved this is serious i don’t even play minecraft that much anymore. i’ve branched out. it’s like you don’t even appreciate our tiny perfect life in the sims four. daniel. you hate our virtual child. our beautiful mr pickles the cat. is this what i have to put up with for the rest of our immortal lives? you laughing at me? daniel—

[taxkha]

Found this older vampire au klapollo comic in my files hahaha

Bonus:

[morgansorgans-org]

The hunter becomes the huntedd

[satinsafefromreality]

The writers room in S6 like “what shit can we pile on Buffy today?”

[brotherconstant]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE So it's mimicry that you're good at. Like a parrot? 2x04 I Want You More Than Anything in the World 2x08 And That's the End of It. There's Nothing Else

[luminarai]

Because even in between the dark things… there’s something broken in me.

[cuntylestat]

You drained a drug fiend. You said the worst things you've ever said to me. And then you ran outside. And now, you're a convalescent.

[asmrrpaddict]

The rest of the clans during the Summit after Alexander and Christopher’s deaths.

[itkitay]

If it looks weird, it's because I can't draw aaaaa but I love them so much, my darlingsss, my precious boysss

btw those are just daniel's clothes

[louisbxne]

VAMPIRE IN BROOKLYN (1995) Dir. Wes Craven

[interstellarmedian]

(finishes intro to fic and posts it to AO3) EVERYTHING IS AMAZING I LOVE LIFE YIPPEE

(one hour passes) hmm I should be banned from language

[dieselocelot]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogogohs

[idontwikeit]

'The Adoration of the Shepherds With a Donor.' Palma Vecchio. A contemporary of my maker, Marius De Romanus, also a fine painter, albeit one of lesser skill. In fact, the donor in the title was my maker. The canvas painted in my maker's studio. And in this case, the donation was…What is the modern word for it? In kind. This is Amadeo. He's 20 years here. He was rescued from a brothel when he was 15, named… named Arun then, I think. I cannot be sure. The abuse in the brothel was such that he cannot be sure that's what his… parents named him. Arun. The parents that sent him to work on a merchant boat in Delhi when in actuality they had sold him…into slavery to the ship's captain. All… fragments. Shackled on the boat. The brothel. My maker's purchase. His renaming me. His reluctance to share the Dark Gift, knowing what it would do to his beloved Amadeo. I served him with all my heart. Basked in his mercy, his worshipful mercy. Still… Amadeo had a skill. And if a friend wandered into town, I was occasionally… donated. Meatier in the forearms, but then this was… seven years before I was stricken with illness, before I was turned, and imbued with my powers.

And Armand?

The name the coven in Rome gave me. After they set fire to the studio. Set fire to my maker. And sent me to Paris, to reign over the coven abandoned by Magnus. Magnus who begat Lestat. Lestat who begat Louis. On and on. And on and on and on.

Who am I, Louis? Am I my history I have endured? Am I the job I do not want? I do not know anymore. No one has painted me in over 400 years.