#vel's headcanons

[mogai-hotel-boss]

[ID: A set of 4 images in 2 pairs. The left image in each pair has an image of the listed Hazbin Hotel character, with a white outline and a translucent black drop shadow, in front of their corresponding flags. The right image in each pair is a blank flag splice. ID end]

Charlie Morningstar is a futch canonically bi/sapphic (WLW) daegender demon who is dating Vaggie, a femme canonically lesbian/sapphic (WLW) angeligender fallen angel.

[y-rhywbeth2]

So, having brought up the headcanon that Durge is sustained by Jergal's essence rather than Bhaal's in the "redemption" ending, there are two options.

The first is that since Bhaal's divine essence is technically a loan from Jergal, Jergal has simply taken it back - it's still the essence of death/murder, but not tied to Bhaal's will. Bhaal can no longer force Durge to act to his will. Jergal can but he tends to be more subtle and doesn't pull his puppets' strings until he "needs to". So in this scenatio Durge is as they ever were, but with apparent free reign of themselves.

The other possibility is that Bhaal fully removed himself from Durge and it was replaced by Jergal's divine essence as God of Fatalism [+orderly death/order in death, proper burial, guardian of tombs, and protection of the names of the dead]. Considering the soul is tied to Bhaal's essence... is this the same soul? The body is still of Bhaal's flesh, it contains his essence still, but it may turn out that this is actually a brand new divine soul shaping itself to the memories...

Regardless of whichever scenario this is, Durge is tied to Jergal rather than Bhaal. Whereas Bhaalspawn are dragged off to Gehenna to join Bhaal, it's most likely that Durge is tied to the Grey Wastes or the Fugue Plane and upon death will disintegrate and possibly reform there.

What are the side effects? Do they stay the same as the regular murderous faire, or are we looking at new ones that come from carrying around a portion of the god of fatalism, causing Durge to manifest his traits?

Has the urge to slay been replaced by a distressing propensity for dead, creepy calm?

Does Durge have an innate connection to the Negative Energy plane now?

Predicting the deaths and afterlives of people you make eye contact with? Can they catch glimpses of a person's life and deeds as a kind of casting divine judgement upon the soul thing?

Bhaalspawn life draining effects wouldn't change much, even though Durge doesn't display any in game.

Do they creep out the living and cause fatigue with their very presence?

I hope they still say weird shit, but instead of the usual murder-murder-murder it's announcing dark fates upon people in the flattest, most indifferent voice ever. Like "thy wheel of fate turns ever to the dark" while there's a party going on about you. - like this: "[Jergal's] tone was deceptively bland and his demeanor excessively formal, even if his words portended horrors unimaginable."

...Ironically Durge is still the vessel of a god obsessed with the end of the world; Jergal just happens to be cataloguing it as it happens, accepting it at its own pace, rather than actively painting the world red. And he expects no grandkids, which is a massive plus.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Love how Vox and Velvette seem to alternate between portraying themselves as the ‘head’ of their little trio, with Velvette referring to herself as “the backbone of the Vees” and Vox plastering his logo over everything and vehemently denying Alastor's insinuation that he couldn't go on without the other two.

And meanwhile, like… Hells entire cinematic industry seems to mostly centre around porn.

Like, I'm sure there are other films out there (Blitzø has apparently seen Shrek) but the “cinephiles” are all off watching “award winning demon bukkake shows”. And I'd be very surprised if the internet porn industry wasn't also pretty big.

Outside the main three Vees, Angel Dust appears to be the figure most associated with their brand. Not any of Velvette's models or Vox's stars. And posters of Angel appear in the Lust Ring in Ozzies, implying that Val's influence extends outside Pride, something that doesn't seem to be the case for the other Vees.

And the whole reason Vox had to hire Sir Pentious to spy on the hotel is because Val hires so many people that all the randos on the street who might be looking for a quick buck were already working for him. Given how sex-obsessed the culture is generally (and considering that for every pornstar Val hires, he's also going to need several camera people, sound people, set designers, editors, etc.) Val could easily qualify as the biggest employer in Pride.

And if he owns even a fraction of those souls, he'd probably be one of the most powerful Overlords with or without the other two backing him up.

And that's not even getting into the age thing!

All the Media Demons seem to be loosely associated with the era when their chosen form of media got popular.

Vel is the social media demon, and one of the youngest Overlords, seeming to have died in the '10s. Vox is the TV demon and supposedly died in the 1950s. Alastor is the Radio Demon and died in the 1930s.

Photographic porn first became a big thing in the late 1800s. Val's style of dress to me loosely indicates 1910s or 1920s. If we're sticking with the established pattern then Valentino could well be older than Alastor.

What I'm saying is: the reason Valentino seems so much less concerned with the image and branding of the Vees compared to the other two might not just be him being dumb and impulsive.

From his perspective, the whole Vee thing might just be something his boyfriend and best friend are invested in, that he just kinda puts up with (and, heck, probably finances) because it makes them happy and gets him out of Overlord meetings.

Out of the three of them, Val may actually be the one who would be most able to go it alone, and the one who is the main source of their power. Possibly the only reason Vox and Vel even get to argue over who is the top dog in the group is because the actual top dog is too busy with his real business to give much of a shit about their fun side project.

[voxasks]

tell velvette she's the hottest member of the Vs for me, kay? you know I'm right.

"fucking he—F̲U̲C̲K̲I̲N̲G̲ ̲H̲E̲L̲L̲!̲ keep that shit to yourself that's embarrassing, no! she's basically a sibling to me, fuck, god, i haven't consumed anything but i need to spit i feel like i've gotten sick don't come near me—goddammit i don't wanna know which direction your dick is swinging right now! go to her blog! what the fuck why are you here god fucking DAMMIT—"

[ghostr0tz]

Hiii different anon here! Love your content but just wanted to say that I mostly agree with you. I feel like however Vox died, it has something to do with his heart. I personally think he was a corrupt TV host or someone even bigger in the TV industry but he was electrocuted (accident or not) and it made his heart stop. You can hear a heartbeat in the beginning of Stayed Gone, at the elbows of his jacket resembles a heartbeat (also resembles a "V"). His logo too. Val and Vel have hearts on their design, yes, but Vox's heart motif is literal

Hii, yes i like that hc for how he died as well!!

i don't have a solid headcanon on how he died, but i do like the idea fo being a TV host or something similar i feel like thats obvious in the way he presents himself/manifested in Hell..

Thank you for the ask, i wasn't aware of the heartbeat at the beginning of Stayed Gone, I'll have to listen for it next time

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

my contribution to the valangel agenda is hc that Val's spit has local anesthetic qualities similar to cocaine(which is apart of the addictive nature/general appeal of his smoke/spit)

[yum-zlurplie]

i know for a fact that he stomps his foot like a little pissy toddler when he wants something and i kin him so much for that

[chipthekeeper]

I just fucking love Vel’s characterization as a shapeshifter given that she’s from one of the few (if not the only) societies in Star Wars that’s inherently heteronormative. It’s such a great reflection of how queer life sort of goes in our own world and it makes her feelings and actions throughout the back half of the season make so much sense.

When you’re young and queer and in the closet you always have to put on this disguise to keep yourself safe, and by the time you grow up and you’re out you’re most likely behind on everything other people your age have experienced. You’ve missed your coming of age, you’ve never had the time to really figure out who you actually are.

I see the same thing for Vel in this story. She most likely had to hide her true self for her whole childhood and by the time she grew up and got to a safer place to be who she really was, she was already so far behind. And then she gets involved in this rebellion where she has to keep putting on disguises and still doesn’t have the opportunity to discover who she truly is. That’s why when the job goes bad on Aldhani and she sees how fragile her life is, she just wants to be able to take a break. She wants to go off somewhere with Cinta and just have the time to be her true self for the first time ever before she dies for this cause. But of course we know that's not possible.

It’s fucking heartbreaking.

[vellichorsdesire]

i genuinely love all my headcanons about my f/o forever like in a way they’re so canon to me and i cannot think otherwise. things like they like their hair tied up because otherwise it gets in the way with how long it is. they have an uneven smile and a seemingly ‘weird’ short laugh because they’re not so used to doing both, though they have really easy tickle spots. they like sweet foods too much and will forever love tiramisu, coz they like coffee stuff a lot. lattes especially… i could go on and on but i love everything about them so bad both flaws and not

[mogai-hotel-boss]

[ID: A set of two images. The first is of Emily from Hazbin Hotel with a white outline and a translucent black drop shadow in front of a flag splice of her listed identities. The second is a blank flag splice. ID end]

Emily is aroace, pangender, and uses any pronouns.

[finnflynn]

yall know that cinta (pronounced chinta) in malay means love right?

[themissilesilo]

Just going off my general impressions, he adores Velvette for being a ruthless girlboss, and by contrast he's stuck with Valentino in order to maintain his power and would trade him for Alastor the moment this became possible.

[hotelbitches-a]

ok vel's updated kinks/likes under the cut

overstimming her partner, continuing until they're crying and begging for her to stop, then still fucking them until she's satisfied, bondage, hunting, cockwarming, face fucking, having a sex slave, master/mistress and daddy/mommy kink (being called/calling herself only), her partner begging, public sex, exhibition, spit roasting, degrading, brat taming, watching/being watched, masochism, breeding, cervix stim, w/e it is of making her partners unable to walk, threesomes, riding, face sitting, hair pulling, general roughness, having someone under her desk warming her dick while she works and use as she wants/gets the urge, somnophilia, choking, orgasm denial, free use, size difference, consensual nonconsent, will do petplay if her partner asks for it, aspects of dd/lg, edging, intercrural sex, clothed sex, deep throating like holy shit she's obsessed with it, humiliating her partner, degrading her partner, orgasm denial, anonymous sex, corruption

basically a mean dom that uses people for her own pleasure and cares more about her partner wanting her than pleasing them half the time

[mayxthexforce]

Headcanuary - Day 15

Prompt: friendship.

Ailyn Vel

Connor Freeman is her best friend. They know that, in a way, they're family. But the whole "man who is technically her father, her uncle, and her half brother at the same time but who is also only like 2-3 years older than her." thing is just too messy so if anyone asks, Ailyn just says that Connor is her friend.

Agen Kolar | Quinlan Vos

They've been friends since they can remember. They're the same age and we're both from the same creche. So, Agen can't really remember a time when Quinlan wasn't there. Quinlan, on the other hand —and broadly due to his psychometry— does have memories of his life before, back in Kiffu with his loving family before they died. Recently orphaned when he joined the order, he bonded with Agen quite quickly.

Goran Beviin

Boba is his best friend, and Goran has more than once taken the title of Boba Fett's best friend because, let's be honest, he doesn't have many friends and of the ones he does have, Goran is the only one that's never pointed a blaster at him. That makes him Boba's best friend by many people's standards, including his own. Because of this 'best friend' position, Boba is the only one that gets to make fun of Goran about serious things without meeting the fun end of Goran's crush gaunts.

Obi-Wan Kenobi | Garen Muln

Best friends since Obi-Wan got to the temple. When they were young, they used to prank a lot of people with the fact that they look almost identical and can easily fool others into believing they're the other. Obi-Wan has even gone to tests in Garen's place, and Garen has done chores in Obi-Wan's place to pay him back for it. Only Yaddle can instantly see through their pranks.

[mu5e]

bill being more on the voxtek side of things but instead of tv, or radio, they’re more of like,, an asmr channel/station, podcast, or just soft guitar songs during some of the commercials, between al’s broadcasts, etc. little country boy singing from the heart and trying to charm the viewers 💗

[zensations35]

Jumping on the marvel hype, any headcanons for the OG 6 when theyre sick?

See my ask here, because I addressed snz headcanons there, but I have some OTHER HEADCANONS THAT AREN'T SNZ FOR YOU MY DARLING <3 <3

Okay, these spawned from when my spouse read my Loki fic and said “Loki wouldn’t swear though.”

And then he regretted saying that because I went on a 30 minute rant about swearing in Marvel that I’m going to share with you right fucking now! 😊😊😊

Loki says “shit” when he’s Odin in Dark World. Oh, you know he swears more than that, and in every language

Tony? His character speaks for itself. Tony swears for fun. Tony swears in front of old ladies just to see their reaction. Tony swears in front of his daughter and then says "That's a grown up word. Don't say it at school."

Steve was in the goddamn military. He absolutely swears, especially with Bucky.

Natasha has to swear when she’s presenting some of her spy personas. Even if it’s not normally her bag, she does it anyway.

Maria constantly looks like she’s in physical PAIN because she can’t say the word “fuck” in the movies. 

Bruce doesn’t swear only because he gets all of his cussing out as Hulk. Come on. You know he told Thor to go fuck himself.

Nick Fury is Samuel L Jackson. No more info needed.

Thor might or might not swear, but when he does insult you, you wish he'd just said asshole instead.

Clint used to swear until he had kids. Now he tries not to (more when they were younger), but it usually ends up getting tangled in his mouth, forming some sort of amalgamation like, "Fu-uhh-fumbuckle."