#wangxian ship

[jayktoralldaylong]

In a school setting, WangXian would be the PDA couple and they'd be completely shameless about it. In the halls, in the classroom, in the bathroom (that they share cause same sex benefits!). Is there anything wildly inappropriately PDA happening? It's WangXian. They love each other, they're taken and they'd like everyone to know it. They can't keep their hands off each other and why should they? They got time to make up for.

HuaLian.....would be the couple everyone hates the most. Wait, let me explain. XD HuaLian would be that couple that'd be like "Oh we're not doing anything big for Valentines Day", then Hua Cheng pulls up with a whole marching band - job description is worshipping Xie Lian for the rest of the day. Xie Lian would be stupefied and love struck of course. Everyone green with envy. If Xie Lian eventually asks for something smaller cause the teachers/lecturers are complaining he'll start finding special things every where he goes in school. Heart shaped chocolates in his locker, love illustrations (can't be notes cause Hua Cheng ain't the best writer) at his desk, special heart shaped food for him at the cafeteria, pigeons pecking in a love shape outside the school and everyone watching like wow, what do we got to do to get this kind of love (Survive 800 years of torture. 💀 Give or take the reward was worth the agony).

Then there's Bingqiu. That's the couple no one knows how they got together or why they're even still together. XD. There will be random cases of shouting in the hallway or Shen Qingqiu sprinting with Luo Binghe at his heels. Shen Qingqiu complaining about big dicks and how he'd like to cut it down to size with scissors. Luo Binghe kidnapping him from time to time from random spots at school. People would get together to advice Shen Qingqiu to break up with him to end the 'abusive relationship' and he'd be like "What the heck are you guys talking about?" Then he'd pull out a leash from his bag, attach it to the collar on Binghe's neck and head home with his boyfriend. 💀 They love each other, they just crazy like that.

[13ag21k]

What if I was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as I stared at you adoringly?

[sscarletvenus]

i love unrequited love, i love blind devotion, i love guard dogs. i love being desperately obsessed with the object of your affections. i love when devotion rots into cruelty, i love when love doesn't know any better, i love when love is ugly. i love defanging and declawing yourself just to be loved. i love when a character will wait for the next time they will be loved like a bird or a dog at their beloved’s door. i love when love is insanity and by the LORD do i love betting on losing dogs

[evilkaeya]

the best kind of ships are the ones where the characters make their relationship everyone's problem

[alexbutrandomthoughts]

So you're telling me, you're not obsessed with two gay ass motherfuckers, that permanently altered your brain and you do not think about them every living moment of your life, and you don't cry about them on daily basis? Ah. That's.......cool.

[ataraxixx]

Finally drew all the guys today

[vendettasfanfictioning]

this was the [new something unlocked] that watching hannibal gave me

[quest-draws]

[image ID. two simple figures sitting on chairs. The person on the left is labelled "Repressed nerds struggling under the weight of their profound loneliness". They are shaking and digging their nails into their legs while staring intensely at the other person.

The person on the right is labelled "hot idiot who can't shut up". They are swinging their legs and gesturing with their arms, looking off to the side while sweat drips down their face. End ID]

I think I finally boiled down what my favourite ship dynamic is.

Bonus with some specific ships

[Image ID. the first image used as a template for four different ships; Lan Zhan and Wei Wuxian, Harrowhark and Gideon, Nureyev and Juno, and Martin and Jon. End ID.]

[thatswhatsushesaid]

what if the whole jianghu was on grindr actually

[castles-in-the-eyre]

oddlyspecificshipdynamic.jpg

[tea-cat-arts]

A series of mxtx couples as silly little creature designs for my shop. I had a lot of fun making these ^w^

[jayktoralldaylong]

In the MXTX verse we have the countdown:

- Lan Wangji:

"I like you but I'm pretending not to because I don't want to embarrass myself."

- Hua Cheng:

"I'm embarrassing myself in every possible way to show that I love you, and I don't care because I have no shame."

- Luo Binghe:

"You belonged to me from the moment I laid eyes on you and it's a mistake to think otherwise."

Then on the opposite end we have...

- Wei Wuxian:

"I like you. I like you! Ooh I really like you. I like you, I like you, I like you!"

- Xie Lian:

"It's a little crazy but nothing I can't roll with. Yeah, this is fine. Maybe a little cute."

- Shen Quingqiu: 💀

"NO! No, no, no, no, No, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!, fine I'll take it" (TT)

[13ag21k]

Consider me successfully wooed by you holding a knife against my throat.

[sunderwight]

love it when fiction subverts the sunshine one x bad boy dynamic by making the sunshine one wayyy more fucked up than the bad boy, just not in ways that are as superficially visible

like yeah here's Edgelord McEdgy, he's rude and great at the theater of intimidation, and that's his husband, Fluffy Lightsmith, who is perfectly sociable and who will probably tear the firmament of creation asunder with his bear hands if it disappoints him badly enough one day

[tardisimpalalover16]

How do people expect me to fall in love when I can read the same two idiots falling in love in so many different ways instead

[nixster627]

Lan Xichen: You and Wei Wuxian are cute. I'll put you in a boat.

Lan Wangji: You'll put us in a what?