#was cleaning drafts

[wordfather]

nobody does it better than the stardew valley chicken

lets goooooo little dude you know exactly whats going on

[chaosandstardust]

It's been 10 years and how the fuck did Zuko mess up TEA?????

[anna-scribbles]

and if i could give you the moon,

[fairuzfan]

the reason i shared my great-grandmother's story on here a few months ago is not for sympathy or anything, its to illustrate to you just how deeply, deeply anti-Palestinian the idea of zionism is.

i remember my grandmother, the one who watched her mother die in her home, she called us with a plain tone of voice, and she said "she asked to be buried in [her village] but of course the the zionists wouldn't let that happen." the thing that will not leave my head was the way my grandmother said it, the way it just seemed so natural and so obvious to her. my grandmother is *not* a quiet woman, she yells everything she ever says, whether happy or sad but this she said softly. like she was resigned to this, she expected this.

this woman was exiled once from her village, then again from Palestine, then again and again and again and eventually forced to live in poverty in a refugee camp, she knows the 'israeli' state more intimately than anyone i know, she knows what it will and won't allow in its genocidal apparatus and to her it was obvious that they would not respect her mother's body or last wishes. she knew that.

and i always go back to it when i see discussions on here or on twitter or in academia, like you guys (the moderates, the apologists) have never ever spoken to a nakba survivor or a naksa survivor. you don't know just how deeply its affected our families.

so when we ask you to completely reject zionism, when we demand it from allies, we aren't saying this to be stubborn or nonsensical, we're saying it because we know where zionism will lead us. we've been through the "we just want peace" and the "we need to just talk it out" phases already, how can you not think we've been through those phases after 75 years. we've had our meet and greets and our appeals and now we're at literally the worst stage of genocide against our people and you're still insisting on "talking it out" or some variation of it.

the truth of the matter is that we don't have patience for zionism anymore because look where it got us. look where we're at. even soft zionists, you need to stamp those people out from pretending they've got good points, or that you need to build community with them or whatever. we are literally at the worst part of Palestinian history ever, we need to stop pretending there are grey zones to this. Zionist apologists and the like are creating ambiguity that literally gets our families killed under the guise of "complication". I'm sick and tired of watching these same discussions over and over again about how "Israel is a result of antisemitism" when it very much is not. I'm sick of seeing people who know NOTHING about colonization push their own agendas and provide cover for zionists to do whatever they want. Just stop talking about things you don't understand because I promise you, you're directly contributing to the violence you claim to abhor.

[thekeytothenorth]

robert baratheon's small council was hysterical actually:

• old ass father figure

• boybestfriend's wife's weird incel friend

• lannister boot licker maester

• the most influential spy in the world who definitely cannot be trusted

• hated repressed younger brother

• hedonistic teenage gay brother as master of laws (??)

• secret targaryen loyalist

[mulderscully]

hips

[glossysoap]

thinking abt possessive sex with price <3 but to make it even better? you’re not even together yet.

18+ afab and fem reader, written with fat reader in mind but can be read size neutral, forced eye contact, overstimulation (from previous orgasm), possessive sex

Thinking about his hairy chest against your back, leaving you all warm and sweaty. He has one strong arm holding your stomach and the other hand grabbing your jaw, forcing you to maintain eye contact with him as he bottoms out inside you over and over.

The sound of skin slapping against skin filled the room as he ruts into you over and over, cock plunging inside your soaked cunt. Your own cum and juices had mixed with his pre, creating a seal around your hole and trickling down to his thighs.

If you ever squeezed your eyes shut from the overwhelming pleasure, he would click his tongue in disapproval before giving your face a tug to put you back in your place.

“Eyes on me.” He would order in a husky tone, leaving no room for disobedience, accidental or otherwise. You’d let out a little yelp and your eyes would fly open, immediately locking with his eyes again. “That’s it. Keep your eyes on me.”

“Look at your Captain while he’s filling up your cunt.” Then he would smirk at how your pussy clenched around him at those words.

Thinking about his stormy blue eyes burning into your glossed over gaze, his expression betraying how much anger and hunger burned in his core.

Anger from witnessing some rank and file soldier flirting with you. And even if you weren’t really together, he couldn’t help but feel a fraction of the anger towards you for not rejecting the soldiers’ advances. You should know better. You should know that the only one who could really please you was your Captain. The only one that was allowed to feel the stretch of your cunt around his cock was your Captain.

His brows furrowed and his jaw clenched, nostrils flaring with every huff and groan.

“Mm, fuck!” He curses when he feels you squeezing around him so tight. practically milking him dry.

Not only were the whines and whimpers you were making so embarrassing, but the wet noises your cunt made with every thrust only made your cheeks burn even more.

You were so fucking wet, he always made you so fucking wet.

His cock was stretching you out and filling you up so fucking good, it made that coil in your stomach tighten. It was too much and not enough, all at the same time.

It didn’t help that he had already pulled out an earth shattering orgasm from you minutes prior.

“C-cap, fuck—,” You whimper brokenly, nails digging into his muscular arm as you clutched onto the one that’s holding your jaw. Your hips jolted and your legs twitched.

Your hips kept bucking and jolting, almost like you were trying to run away from the overstimulation, but he was having none of it.

“What? ‘S it too much? That tight cunt too sensitive?” He mocks, his voice all husky and full of gravel. All sweet and faux sympathy, as if he really planned on stopping any time soon.

Not a chance.

“Yeah, fuck! T-too much!” You whine, voice cracking as he just kept pounding your sore pussy without a care in the world. He didn’t hear a safe word.

He just smiled as he pressed his lips to your neck, his beard scratching against your skin. He could feel your pulse race under his mouth as he leaves wet open mouthed kisses along your jugular.

“This fuckin’ cunt is mine,” He all but growls into your ear, his gravely voice sending chills down your spine and straight to your core. “And so are you.”

©️ glossysoap 2024. please do not steal, copy, plagiarize, translate, or repost any of my works without my permission.

[the-scarecrow-of-aus]

Dante's (anti-) Truck-kun service

Clockwork gives Dante a part time job.

He travels across the multiverse preventing dimension jumpers from interfering with other timelines and altering their futures.

In a nutshell, whenever a powerful entity forces people out of their home dimension, Dante comes along to return them home and deliver a cease and desist to the entity.

Usually it's just the occasional stopping of 5th or 6th dimensional creatures like bat-mite by smacking them back through their portals with a clockwork approved fenton creepstick.

He finds his most common task however, is taking the flash family out at the knees whenever they time travel to change something. ("Ah my legs!" "GET crowbarred bitch!!)

[dooanuh]

back to the regularly scheduled yaoi

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

Still not over the “Captain Marvel is 8’5” to Billy Batsons 5’4”” reblog and thinking of someone seeing this unit of a man with all the kindness and positive radiance of a pure hearted child stopping a giant robot from crushing them like “sorry to bother you, I’ll get this out of your way lickety split!” And when he’s done demolishing the robot and looking like the wrath of god while doing so he just pops back down to ask if he can pet someone’s dog he saw while fighting.

The dog loves him, people are slightly perturbed bc he doesn’t even look human, he does but he’s uncanny. Just perfect symmetrical face with no blemishes and hair that refuses to budge but so unapologetically sweet and courteous Fawcett gets used to him and just get used to him being a home grown sweetheart.

Cue anyone else seeing him, like the League, and its alarm bells. He’s too good, he’s too perfect looking, and by god why is he so big.

First day? Batmans is upset he can’t find a facial match, Clark is suddenly in everyone else’s shoes at having to crane his neck to talk to the guy most the time, and Barda challenges him to a few strength tests he stalls out to have pleasant conversations with her during.

Diana just rings up the Olympians like “hey, did you guys make someone because this guy doesn’t look human right and says he works for Zeus.”

Again, down the line, identity reveal after the JL just got used to him after a week, and they are staring down at this scrawny teenager with chunky glasses, hearing aids, a face only a mother could love with all the scars, and rope burn scars on his wrists as he politely waves and introduces himself as radio host Billy Batson.

[stargirlrchive]

simon groaned softly, his eyes still closed as he wrapped him arms tighter around your torso. he dragged you closer, stopping you from getting out of bed.

a soft laugh fell from your mouth as he easily maneuvered you under him, chest to chest as his face dug into your neck.

“where you goin’?”

the deep timber of his voice caused warmth to bloom in your belly. one of your hands moving to run through his short hair.

“was gonna get some water.”

he just hummed, still sleepy as he let more of his weight fall on top of you. “can’t let you go.”

“i can see that.”

you gave a soft tug to his hair, and he grunted. nuzzling closer as his face moved to lay on your chest. “never get to sleep in with you.”

you hummed in agreement, the weight of him on top of you, along with the warmth radiating from him was lulling you back to sleep.

his thick, calloused fingers rubbing up and down your sides caused a shiver to run down your back. the dryness of your throat forgotten as you pulled him in even closer.

[castielsupernatural]

it was one thing to be a supernatural blog in 2021 when destiel was the most important thing happening in the world. but it takes true bravery and courage to still be a destiel blog in 2024

[raplinenthusiasts]

🎨 cr. 0613data

[fairuzfan]

"There are grifters in the Free Palestine movement who are not actually interested in the liberation of Palestine and are only taking this as a chance to be antisemitic" is true.

"Therefore you should admit the Free Palestine movement has an 'antisemitism problem'" is not and fundamentally rooted in anti-Palestinian narratives lol. You cannot say this and neglect to mention that the major leaders of the Free Palestine movement are Palestinian themselves. Unless you are calling the Palestinians antisemitic for fighting for their freedoms, in which case I think you should say that.

I refuse to add caveats to statements like "Free Palestine but I'm not antisemitic!!!!!" like why is it automatically assumed that I, a Palestinian, am uniquely antisemitic and must condemn it or else I, *a Palestinian*, am directly contributing/endorsing antisemitism.

[holocrone]

Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman

[randomshipperhere]

I posted 6,699 times in 2022

That's 2,468 more posts than 2021!

367 posts created (5%)

6,332 posts reblogged (95%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@fischyplier

@smiledog15578

@lady-raziel

@mcharon

@mintmoth

I tagged 1,532 of my posts in 2022

#iswm spoilers - 299 posts

#markiplier - 279 posts

#re: iswm - 270 posts

#text post - 214 posts

#iswm - 166 posts

#faves - 133 posts

#photo post - 130 posts

#iswm theory - 106 posts

#re: markiplier - 96 posts

#in space with markiplier - 73 posts

Longest Tag: 137 characters

#if you dont know i think the date is the dont blink video which many consider to be dark's first appearance so :) hap birth to the blorbo

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I can’t stop thinking about him…

746 notes - Posted May 4, 2022

#4

The look Mark gives Amy before going for the kiss.

796 notes - Posted May 9, 2022

#3

Never forget the only one who cared after the Manor

ILY Dames but it’s Abe loving hours babyyyy.

796 notes - Posted March 22, 2022

#2

Maybe we’re a bit too used to this...

See the full post

885 notes - Posted April 24, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Cat lovers and their traumatized orange haired boys

932 notes - Posted November 3, 2022

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