#water flask

[princessacexsnake]

Ivy's pride themed water bottle here!

Made by me! (x)

[anthonyjames4867]

I think why there are so much hydroflask everywhere is that they are an inauspicious weapon.

Nobody thinks it but if you full one of those metal things up if has a lot of weight to it. I can imagine slamming it over someone’s head

And people feel safer with weapons on them

[phoenixcatch7]

Lmao I'd love to see a fic where batman like. Doesn't talk at all. He just 'hn' and 'hrm's his way through the story like a Minecraft villager. All the bat kids understand him perfectly.

I actually know people irl who can do this, and I've done it myself during bad migraines, it's practically a second language, so I know it's totally possible to have full conversations between two speakers XD!

It'd be another degree of separation between Brucie Wayne, the ditzy, breathy playboy and batman, who used up all his vocal spoons for the day and now communicates solely through unintelligible grunts and sharp hand gestures when he doesn't need to talk to strangers.

Unfortunately, the best way to learn grunt speak is the same way most languages are learned, and there's no written word (outside of emoji, of course): immersion. And the justice league are no longer considered strangers.

This leads to:

Hal: which way do we go, spooky? Where's the tracker pointing?

B: *grunt*

Hal: what?

B: *insistent grunt*

Hal:..... Can we point?

B: *dour look* *slowly raises arm to point left down the street* *sharp, insistent grunt*

Hal, dryly: don't strain yourself.

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Damian: greyson. I am calling because father has had an injury and is bed bound for tonight, however Alfred is downstairs and the rest are still on patrol. I am still in the early stages of learning father's intonations. Please translate.

Nightwing, eldest, regularly called for exactly this reason by just about everyone Bruce has ever spoken with since he was a kid, ranging from arkham guards to jl members: *heavy sigh* put him on.

Bruce: hrng...

Nightwing: He's telling you to close the curtains and keep the noise down, he's got a headache.

Damian, over the sound of footsteps and fabric rustling: it truly is just like another language.

N: nah, it's a lot of probability. I've known b for years, I can guess pretty well. There's a lot we can say. For example, that grunt actually carried a lot more meaning, I just trimmed it down.

Damian: truly?

N: yup! If I had to be pedantic, it actually meant 'I am in quite a lot of discomfort, the cause of which is my head, and I am struggling to manage it on my own. Please aid in my cause, my darling sons whom I love dearly -'

Damian: *muffled noise through the phone*

N: that'll be him telling us to shut up. But you can see why I asked you to close the curtains.

Damian: fascinating. I shall take this under advisement.

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B, exhausted after a long day of board meetings as Brucie: *moody silence*

Gordon: Batman, how's it going?

B: *glower* *drawn out grunt*

Gordon: that bad, huh?

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Supes, during a briefing: I believe it would be best if we attacked from the north, we've enough flying members to crest the mountains and ambush then that way - Batman?

B: *quiet grumble, with pointer fingers moving in semicircles*

Supes: ah, I see. You're right, we'd be too visible if the sun rose behind them*turns to see the other members standing behind him* what?

Flash, bowing at the waist, palms together over his head: teach me your ways, oh mighty bat-speaker.

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Snotlout in a sexy nun dress with a waist high slit clobbering people with a comically large aspergillum

[aestheticsoftheinternet]

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[which-qsmp-egg-would]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂

THANK YOU I JUST GOT OUT OF THE SCIENCE MUSEUM I GOT A LITTLE DRAGON FIDGET TOY :D THERE WAS A COOL FOUNTAIN AND I GOT SOAKED BUT NOW WERE GOING TO A HOTEL (!!!!) AND WE'RE GONNA SWIM :DDDDDDDD

[reeama-the-mage]

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[divorceblogger]

really funny thing about solving problems is that sometimes they can have really silly & effortless solutions and you just have to learn to make peace with that

[kvomi]

dropping this here b4 i get too embarrassed buuut. . . tried to put an outfit tgt for my idv self-insert hehe !! might make some tweaks since i'm still a teeny bit iffy on it but this is basically what i imagine them wearing! ໒꒰ྀི∩´ ᵕ `∩꒱ྀི১

[snobgoblin]

i need to get a flask but like for water bc why is carrying around a water bottle at school so embarrassing

[augmentedpolls]

help me settle a debate with my mom

[angelshepards]

something something ponyboy finding comfort and salvation in religion something something ponyboy getting held under the water in the fountain in a mockery of a baptism

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

The difference between Big Sciences and Little Sciences is so funny to me. I'm taking chemistry and physics at the same time, and I'm an astronomy major, and so far it's been:

biology, chemistry, computer science, etc. : if you're even 0.00001 off from the CORRECT answer then it's WRONG

physics and astronomy: hmm...yeah that looks like enough 0s on the end. you've got enough numbers. that's close enough, who gives a shit

[nim-lock]

one day my macaroni & snake flask will come to fruition,,,

[iero]

My water bottle with the peeling, faded stickers and multiple dents on it is like a Barbie accessory to me at this point.

[little-peril-stories]

Editing is Fun, pt. 4

Old:

With the sound of the whip still ringing in my ears, I was not inclined to give Baden Hatchett a single word, let alone any goddamn details about running for IA.

New:

The sound of the cat-o’-nine-tails still ringing in my ears. Baden Hatchett towering over me, demanding answers. My IA necklace dangling from his fingers, swung mockingly from side to side. Forget divulging IA secrets; I wasn’t inclined to give him a single word.