no matter how much we manifested it no one and nothing could have ever prepared us for 2023 silver fox louis in a tank top and shorts
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i don't get people who are like 'youre not the main character' cause like you literally are? you're the one living your life? i am my main character like why the fuck would someone else be the main character? no shit im not the main character in someone else's life because they'd be their own main?. especially if you think of the concept that everything is a simulation, then someone would've literally chosen you as a main?, or that you are the only real thing and everything else is a figment of your imagination? in that case you're definitely the main.
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Well congratu-fucking-lations Red Bull, you've officially handled this entire situation so poorly that The Race are the ones sounding (mostly) sensible and well-reasoned (even if I do not agree with their overall assessment of Daniel's season/performance) 🙃🤡
via: The Race | Underwhelming Ricciardo doesn’t deserve early 2024 axe
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rhy maresh was 19??? he should’ve been at the club
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i’m going on vacation during the essen tasch but someone tells me how it goes
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THE DARKNESS
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huh?
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the darkness
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oh ok.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN THE SAROWS IS COMING IS COMING IS COMING IS COMING ABOARD WHEN THE WIND DIES AWAY BUT STILL SINGS IN YOUR EARS IN YOUR EARS IN YOUR HEAD IN YOUR BLOOD IN YOUR BONES
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arnesian sailors will be like i know a place and take you aboard their ship where their first mate (?) only speaks high royal and can use blood magic 🙄
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what everyone thinks bone magic is:
what it actually is:
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man playing a dragon age game as an abomination would rock so tremendously tho. you're a possessed person and you have to play as two characters making up one person and balance it out so one half of the equation doesn't swallow the other half. maybe you could choose what kind of spirit at the beginning of the game and it would count as your class basically. It Would Be Cool
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you know if we're living in a simulation there's probably millions of signs but all of that is just normal to us because we've only ever lived in the simulation.
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go's 100 days anniversary on destiel national day? more likely than you think
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y’all remember when misha tweeted a “top five cockles” list on main
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you know that football cannot be real when vinicius has the possibility of winning a ballon d’or
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Explain to me how “grub-worm of a poor devil of a Sub-Sub” is an actual phrase in the novel Moby Dick and not some Tumblr scrunkly blorbo speak. I know this in my head but my heart refuses to believe it.
Literature is wild.
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