#we love a dilf

[ofbreathandflame]

anywho...i saw across the spiderverse and it was absolutely amazing 100/10 experience!

[hyenabrainedpup]

Ok i feel better dads hot friend is here

[naivegh0ul]

OH SIMON IS SUCH A HUGE LACTATION GUY he'd go so far that he'd get a milk sore in his upper lip that when you go out grocery shopping with him and you bump in to one of your mom-friends who innocently comments on the blister, you'd have to slap a hand over his mouth before he says something preposterous in broad daylight.

can u tell im thinking about dad!simon all the time

Oh my god you are so right. now i'm picturing Simon walking around with a little milk sore on his lip and a chubby baby in his arms oh i'm gonna pass out 😵

He is so foul-mouthed it's unbelievable. He says what he wants, when he wants. It doesn't matter where you are, he'll say what he's thinking. God help you if someone asks about the sore on his lip, wincing and sympathising with Simon, but he just brushes it off and tries to explain that he got it from sucking his beautiful wife's tits.

You shut him up, of course. A hand slapped over his mouth and an awkward chuckle coming out of you. "You know how men are, always getting hurt from the simplest of things." You say with an awkward smile, watching Simon out of the corner of your eye.

You get out of the conversation quickly, ushering Simon away so you can scold him for being so brazen and bold. He just looks at you with that cocky, charming smirk and those loving eyes as he coos, "'S fine, mama, quit y'r worrying an' give me a kiss."

And his hands would snake up your shirt, groping your swollen, sensitive breasts over the fabric, not caring that you're in public and that people might see your devious husband squeezing and fondling your tits until milk spills out and stains your bra.

[aengelren]

“i love toji because he’s miss understood” well i love toji because he’s a 6’2 sexy piece of a man

[snowheartsz]

I think we moved on from this WAY too quickly

[trevorphilips]

[stygianheart]

RIP to the dilf 😞

Literally the one and only complaint I have about the live action.

I was going feral every few seconds (eSPECIALLY because of the accents oh dear god I was nothing but a PUDDLE for the accents) for this show like damn. Oda really did lift the curse.

Also it felt like a whole 8 hour long KobyLu ad and am I here for it? Yes.

Were Zoro, Sanji, and Koby all hopelessly enamored with Luffy? Yes. Did I love it?

Fuck yes.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

She can't keep getting away with this!

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[bizarrelittlemew]

wishing everyone a very "your greying hair is sexy"

[stephicness]

Cidolfus Telamon -- Eikon of Ramuh

[kendallsroyco]

He is literally so hot?? What??

[broken-glass-puppet]

Omg so i seen the Cod post, where reader is a dilf. I was wondering if you can do one with keegan in it? You don’t have to btw.

Yes, that's it, also sorry about the late response

Keegan with DILF reader!!

He isn't flustered

He is

At first he saw you like a father figure kind of? He liked that you praised him

But overtime he started felling hot and bothered when you used your camo or the gear

He loves your body, just dad bods in general

He likes big men

He's so edgy omg he swears to the rest of the ghost he doesn't like you and everything, but he loves you so much

Will burry his face in your puppies (aka your bazoonkas) after a long day

Please call him your 'atta boy', he will melt

Praise him in general

He has a major praise kink

And if you are actually a dad, oh Lord, he's head over heels

Pick him up, just like a bag of potatoes, he will like it

Kiss his neck

He has sensitive neck its not even funny

[arunneronthird]

Looks like you're about to make Jon that friend who thinks his friend's parents are hot and he will be openly say this to Damian.

"Damn, you're Dad's/Mom's hot"

"Don't ever say that out loud again"

someone stop him cause i wont

[magalimachete]

OKAY BECAUSE THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE DAMN TRUTH! MAMAGURO WAS A REAL ONE. WE RIDE OR DIE FOR HER!

[darththrog]

Not leverkusen instantly slutting out their coach after the win

[ashes-to-ashesxx]

happy birthday jamie!

u would be so old by now but u would have aged like the finest wine ever made

forever a dilf!!!