#we weren’t even friends

[chronically-unlucky]

I just had two dreams about going to the funeral of a boy I went to school with ?

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[bri-cheeses]

The Rosier twins are the best at telling lies. Him and Pandora could have you doubting your entire existence if they wanted to. One time I think they halfway convinced Barty that Pandora was actually adopted, and it was only “halfway” because they were just joking and therefore not trying very hard to be convincing. Barty felt kind of dumb after that, though, because they look pretty much the exact the same even though they’re fraternal.

[faramirsonofgondor]

I think there’s a gay Hollywood ghost that possesses middle aged male actors and makes their characters super mega queer cause the amount of times where an actor is just like “nah I didn’t play him gay.” and then later they’re like “yea I rewatched this and it’s somehow gay, idk what happened guys.” is astronomical??? Like fym you didn’t intend for him to be queer yet you stared longingly into your male costars eyes for an unreasonable amount of time and every time you touched the contact between you lingered unnecessarily??? what do you mean you stared your male costar in the face and flirted, like straight up insinuated you wanted to do the nasty with him (maybe not in so many words, but the insinuation was THERE and CLEAR), without even a hint of a joking tone in your voice????

W H A T ??????

BUT YOU STILL SAY ITS NOT GAY???? BRO IM PRETTY SURE GAY PORN ISN'T EVEN THIS GAY??? YOUR CHARACTERS CONSTANTLY RISK THEIR LIVES FOR EACH OTHER, THEY'RE DEVASTATED BY THE IDEA THAT THE OTHER MIGHT BE DEAD, ALL OF THEIR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS CRUMBLE TO PIECES BUT THEY ALWAYS STICK WITH EACH OTHER, THEY COPARENT TOGETHER, OTHER CHARACTERS MAKE REMARKS/ASSUMPTIONS ABOUT THEM BEING IN LOVE/TOGETHER, THEY WORE MATCHING COSTUMES TOGETHER, THEY'RE GLUED TO THE HIP BUT WHEN THEY ARGUE ITS TO A DEVASTATING DEGREE - LIKE FULL ON NASTY, MAKING THEIR FRIENDS CHOOSE SIDES DIVORCE TYPE SHIT - AND ONE OF THEM HAS FUCKING RELIGIOUS TRAUMA???? LIKE DO NOT PLAY WITH ME SIR THEY ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER, THEY WERE WRITTEN THAT WAY AND YOU SURE AS HELL PLAYED IT THAT WAY OTHERWISE SOMETHING ELSE DID (THE GAY GHOST).

(Sorry I lost control of this post the queer gods possessed me for a second to express their outrage.)

But yea so a gay ghost might be possessing these guys cause idk why else they wouldn't remember playing their super mega queer character as queer.

[mxtxfanatic]

Luo Binghe really was entirely too forgiving about the whole abyss thing. Y’all talk about how the peak lords must have felt going through hell and high water for Shen Qingqiu, just for the man to still end up with Luo Binghe? Imagine if Luo Binghe had friends and they knew exactly what Shen Qingqiu had done to Luo Binghe over all those years 😬

[hermithomebase]

need to hold dream in a hug and rock us side to side so he knows he’s cared for

[lemongrass77777-moved]

I will never be over the fact that Lily Potter was the one who defeated Voldemort in 1981 and she was never given proper credit for it in canon. We barely even know anything about her and she was the one who defeated the snake faced bitch the first time around. It drives me insane. Lily deserved so much better than what the books ever gave her.

[sanasanakun]

I need more people to discuss the fact that Gortash and The Dark Urge created an entire “super-duper secret BFFs 5ever” code/language just for their communications. And that Gortash later hid these letters at his fucking parent’s place, acting like an embarrassed kid covering up his old love poems about his first crush or something. They are so goofy for one another, bro.

[prisonpodcast]

I will post about dream on my personal ig story and feel fine for like a good five minutes until the “what if everyone hates me and wants me to kms bc I’m a dream stan” thoughts kick in 🤡👍

[plants-and-swords]

I wonder if 10-11 year old me is somewhere out there shitting herself because of the improvement

[mars-ipan]

i do miss being a little kid and creating the most vividly fucked up stories with my toys that i could

[lyriumlullaby-ao3]

god they really did do Justice kinda dirty in da2, huh

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I’m so sad because no one responds to my attempts to reach out. I only have three friends, and I don’t speak to any of them, I’ve managed to self isolate so well that now I only have three friends- even when I had more friends I wasn’t close fk any of them and the friendships lasted less than a year each.

A while ago my friend said “everybody has someone else” and I don’t. I just don’t. I’m a third wheel in my friend server because it’s me, and a couple. And that’s it. They 2 of my 3 friends. I don’t think my third friend even likes me anymore.

I only have three friends and I’m so scared that’ll turn into 0 soon

[bumblebeerror]

You know how sometimes when your brain is on idle mode it’ll just sometimes toss a memory at you and force you to deal with that

I was just viscerally reminded of the time my (transmasc) best friend’s (cis) boyfriend asked me, without any irony, which brands of soap could be used INSIDE my best friend’s mancave. [vagina.]

Putting aside the fact that he really just asked me to advise him about my best friend’s snatch -

Listen. Listen. [brings the mic real close]

THERE ARE NO SOAPS THAT ARE SAFE TO GO INSIDE YOUR GODDAMN COOTER.

They don’t exist. Summer’s Eve does not go inside, it goes on the hairy bits. Even douches shouldn’t technically go inside there, because they ruin that delicate microbiome. Don’t put soap in your vagina. It fuckin burns like hell to boot.

Just please do not do that. Do not follow the advice of a cis man about your secret garden, alright. Please.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

still find it so funny that ppl think that memoryless c!prime aren’t just recreating exile 2 bc like. literally the start of planned lore (as bits at the time but it developed into the lore we have today) was c!dream deciding wow my friend is cool but y’know what would be cooler if I had complete control over his actions and held something he loved hostage like c!prime cannot be healthy friends and turning them into blank slates doesn’t fix that bc c!dreams literal first act as a character was needing an unhealthy amount of control over c!tommy because he was a bit of a bitch to him. these characters could have whatever the fuck memories and that’s not gonna change the fact a control freak who hates change and an impulsive rebel who hates stagnancy are fundamentally incompatible in like any sort of actually healthy friendship!

[lil-prince-who-did]

uhm long vent n tags