#wedding disaster

[shy-blue-blossom]

Wedding Disaster

Jace Wayland/Alec Lightwood

The New York institute was busier than usual, and two people were watching everything go by and telling shadowhunters where to go and to put things, with Isabel leading everything. As they were talking, they didn't notice the woman of the hour making her way to them until she jumped on Jace's back. He stumbled but gained his balance, and the young woman got off his back and walked over to Alec. Once Alec had her in arms reach, he pulled her into his chest and kissed her forehead. When Jace saw his little sister, he just smiled.

"You might want to go and get ready, y/n before Isabel sees you." Jace told the h/c as she pulled out the hug to look at him.

"Alright, I'm going." She said as she kissed both of them on the cheek.

Jace had a big grin as he watched his little sister go. Jace, the grin never faded, and he and Alec went to get ready as Alec's mother sorted out the last things. When they were walking to their rooms, they saw some guest leave. They were about to go after them, but they were ushered into their rooms by Isabel, that was making her way to y/n's. Once they were getting ready, Isabel made her way to y/n's room and gasped when she saw her.

Timeskip

It was the beginning of the ceremony, and everyone was in place; they were waiting for Isabel to walk down the aisle so they could see the bride. When Isabel was walking down the aisle, she smiled at them before she stood across from Alec and Jace. Izzy looked the way she came. The boys followed her, and both their mouths fell open.

As y/n was making her way down the aisle, she couldn't take her eyes off of Alec, and Alec couldn't take his eyes off of y/n. She soon stood before him; the ceremony began with the silent brother overseeing it. First, the exchange of gifts, Y/n got Alec a bracelet, and Alec got her a necklace.

Then the ruins, one on the wrist and one over the heart. They had no problem with the ruins as they were too busy watching the other. After the ceremony, it was time to celebrate. While they were, they didn't notice that someone or something was trying to get into the institution. Y/n was the first to notice because when she looked towards Isabel, the necklace that Magnus gave her began to glow. She excused herself and went to get changed. As y/n made her way to her and Alec's room, she felt she was being followed. Just as she was going into the room, she turned around and saw no one. She walked in, locked the door, got changed, and walked out of the room.

As she returned to the party, she was pushed up against the wall. Y/n threw her head back onto the person or thing that had her. She turned around just in time to miss a blade. Kicking the person across the room, she ran towards the weapons room with the person hot on her tail.

While she was dealing with the intruder, Alec saw Isabel's necklace begin to glow, as did Jace and Issy. They started making their way out of the room but were stopped. They heard a scream, and two demons stood before them. Using their stele, they stabbed them and quickly carried on their way. They listened for another cry.

In the training room, y/n was thrown at a wall, but that didn't hold her back. She stood up and grabbed a seraph blade, then charged at the creature. While she was fighting, they failed to notice that three people walked into the room, two of them grabbed a seraph blade each and one pulled y/n back as they battled the person. Turning around, y/n saw that it was her parabatai Isabelle Lightwood. She gave Izzy a weak smile before fainting in her arms. Isabelle fell to the floor, holding onto y/n tightly as she looked for any injuries. Alec and Jace finished the demon off, then quickly made their way over to y/n and Izzy and Alec pulled his stele out just in case he needed to use it. Just as they got to her, the door was slammed open, and Magnus made his way over to them. Bending down and over y/n, he began a spell to check over her.

"She's fine, but she will have to rest as she has hit her head." Magnus told them as he stood and walked out of the room.

Alec picked her up and made his way to their room as Izzy and Jace went to tell Maryse Lightwood what had happened.

It's been a couple of days since the incident, and Alec was still waiting next to y/n's bedside when she woke up. While he was there, his mother or Isabel would bring him food. When Alec went to go to the toilet, he came back to see that y/n was sitting up in her bed with her legs hanging over the sides. When her e/c orbs landed on Alec, she jumped out of bed and began to run over to him, but she didn't get far as her knees bulked, but Alec had got to her before she could hit the ground.

"Thank the angel that you're alright." Alec said as he sat on the bed with y/n on his lap.

Y/n didn't say anything, she just hugged him, and they stayed like that until Isabel and Jace went to see how Alec was doing, but they were overjoyed when they saw that she was awake.

The end.

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Masterlist

[mya-blazing]

More pink and blue 💗💙🤍

[learningtogirl]

Another post just reminded me of the most awkward wedding I've been to, so it's time to ramble to the void about it.

Backstory, I grew up in a rather christian household and so when I felt a giant void in my life after starting working I went and found the nearest church and threw myself wholeheartedly into it. I'm talking 3 Sundays out of 4 I was doing music or tech for them, a practice or two for those in weeks, and then also twice a week playing for the college ministry. And special events. It was honestly a blast in a lot of ways, but ultimately just trying to fill the dissatisfaction with life that I've figured out better now.

Anyway, they were not a queer affirming church which was not really a factor for me at first (look, I've grown *a lot* and it takes a lot of pain to fight through childhood indoctrination) and then I began to disapprove but tolerate because they seemed to actually do the "frown at them but try to not say too much and act loving to everyone" scheme and I convinced myself it was fine because I had ended up with a good portion of my social life tied to that so didn't want to drop it until I had a replacement.

That fall I finally confronted the glaring facts and realized I was trans and started to do things about it (in secret). Then come January they told us they had finished their "let's have the board do some thinking and reading and figure out how we should approach trans people". So on Sunday of that week we were treated to a presentation by some famous evangelical asshole in which he basically spent 1.5 hours lying about trans people and repeating all the false studies suggesting it's mostly just fake or whatever, 5 minutes to admit that the Bible isn't clear and then assert a random unjustified interpretation of one verse, and then some more interviews with exclusively detransitioned women who regretted things. So obviously this was a problem and I quit immediately and left them to figure out what to do about all the volunteering I had been scheduled for.

Now the problem is that Friday was the wedding of one of the better friends I had made there. Who was the assistant tech director of the place. Who I of course did not actually tell because he was out for the week for his wedding and I didn't want to ruin things. But there were like 3 people I knew there other than the wedding party. One of whom I worked closely with as part of the college ministry stuff and thus spent most of my time with. But he didn't know I was never coming back and obviously this is not the sort of thing you talk about at another person's wedding. And then there were several people who chatted with me briefly to say "hi you don't recognize us but we love seeing you up on stage" and I'm just like, "uhhhh, thanks, but that's done". And, of course, praying that nobody up the chain who received my 3 page email rant had forwarded it to the groom or else it was going to get very awkward.

And that was the last time I saw or talked to a bunch of people who had been very significant in my life, albeit apparently not a strong enough relationship for them to care at all or reach out when I stopped showing up to things.

Anyway, fuck the evangelical church

[teethlordd]

Putting some guys in some fancy outfits

[duusheen]

Noah

[ineffablejaymee]

obiwan is a shameless flirt, and everybody thinks hes so smug and capable

but the is truth that whenever cody flirts with him, the smug negotiator, master of words is left a blushing, stuttering mess

[silentgrim]

🌧‧₊˚ ☁️⋅𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ☾. 𝅗𝅥

[lovecolibri]

Bobby and Athena got courhouse married in an ending episode montage, Henren vow renewal was also background in a montage, and Madney wedding episode had more Doug being a disgusting creep than Madney.

It is TIME!! We have one last firefam pair that needs to get married and Buddie are primed for this kind of episode. We deserve a whole episode of FUN wedding disasters! Think Modern Family Mitch and Cam wedding getting interrupted by wildfires, and moving to multiple places and things falling apart along the way.

We NEED the firefam to be dressed up, ready to go, and end up with an emergency on their hands wherever they are. It actually would make the perfect opening disaster arc! End mid-season 9 with a proposal and 9b is Buddie fiancés and some wedding planning mentions. Then start season 10 a 2 hour premiere with the last of the wedding stuff, but oh no! The end of the episode is the start of the disaster right as the wedding is about to start! Then we get episode 2 of the disaster ending on a cliffhanger of one or both Buck and Eddie in A Deadly Situation! Episode 3 is the end of the arc, the saving of Buck and Eddie, culminating in them coming back to work after a check at the hospital to make sure they're alright, and seeing a firehouse wedding all set up. Bobby is officiating, Hen got her cake guy to come through, May and Athena and Karen did flower arrangements, Maddie and Linda mobilized dispatch to cook, and Ravi (with a clipboard like Buck taught him) got B-shift and the rest of A-shift to get everything into place.

We get to ACTUALLY hear vows this time, and see the firefam there and crying and some actual dancing and s3 finale party feels. End the episode with the alarm going off and everyone rushing out, and wishing Buck and Eddie a good time, while Maddie gives them tickes for *insert honeymoon trip thing*. We start episode 4 with Buddie in bed together on the last morning before heading home, and a whole season of married Buddie!

I just. I need an actual wedding episode, with disaster AND fun, and who better than the will-they, won't-they couple of the series?

[acowardinmordor]

Premise based on literally my actual life right now, with remarkably little modification even to the names omfg:

Steve and Robin go to a concert. The opener is an up and coming group named for the lead: Chrissy Cunningham. They're great, so is the rest of the concert. Robin is swooning over Chrissy the whole time. That night, Steve posts to his insta story about how he thought the drummer was playing this one song with a handful of spaghetti and how cool that was. He's making fun of himself a little, doubly so for the fact that he tried to ask Chrissy when she was in the audience, but couldn't hear her answer. She may have said corn husks. He tags the group in it, mostly so other people can hear this awesome song, and expects that to be the end.

Except Gareth, the drummer, reposts it bc the whole band thinks its funny af, and they double down that it was definitely 100% a handful of spaghetti and every time they play that song, he goes through another box. And, again, Steve laughs, likes it, and thinks this is the end.

He really, really, reallllllly wasn't expecting the guitarist, who doesn't have a face in his pfp, DMs Steve to ask him to come to their next show, specifically to help with an elaborate pasta based joke backstage.

Sorta weird, but this Eddie guy says Steve can bring Robin and they'll meet the band, so he has to say yes.

Steve knows going in that Robin is going to be a rambly disaster of a lesbian, so he needs to be the ultimate wingman. That plan gets blown out of the water when the guitarist greets them, and Steve's brain empties of everything except for: Oh No. He's Hot.

[mya-blazing]

Pink and blue~

[theclassymike]

Happy 32nd Birthday to Cole and Dylan Sprouse! 🥳🎂

[rileys-battlecats]

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA FINALLY FINISHED THE BIG PROJECT IVE BEEN WORKING ON

[msfcatlover]

So. Did you know there's a backstory to Dick's mullet?

Because there is.

Mirage convinced Dick to let her restyle him while she was impersonating Kori. Which he went along with, because Kori had been incredibly depressed for the last several weeks and nothing Dick said or did seemed to be helping her. Dick had pretty clearly hit the point where he was willing to do just about anything to make her happy again.

Which I know doesn't even begin to compare to the many other ways Mirage took advantage of him (trust me, I just read it,) but has made me hate the mullet jokes now, because that was not Dick's choice.

(I'm sure it's just a coincidence Dick's hair & costume came out of it looking a lot more like the future!Dick Mirage was pining over. Contrasts between future!Dick & the classic Discowing Dick was wearing in the arc right before this one below the cut.)

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Here's future!Dick...

....Aaaand Discowing.

Obviously, she somehow magically grew his hair out several inches. But even beyond that...

Look at the stripe shape & placement on the new suit, lining up with both future!Dick's stripes & his mesh armbands.

Look at the glove shape, going from a segmented gauntlet to a single elbow-length piece with a curved upper edge.

While Dick's boots are considerably less dramatic than his future self's thigh-highs, they are still much more strongly emphasized in Mirage's version of the costume.

While future!Dick has the diamond on his abdomen like Discowing, future!Dick's costume has much less detailing around his abdomen.

Discowing also isn't the one with a utility belt. A belt which just so happens to have the same insignia as future!Dick's shield. Weird that.

While neither of the prior versions have the little glider-cape, I would like to note it's something future!Dick probably could've gotten a lot of use out of, given the way his sidekick usually carried him around.

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So anyway, I have gone from being kinda tired of the mullet jokes to actively disliking them. Less jokes about the mullet, more jokes about the rat-tail please.

[corbenic]

The Norwegian royal family is probably grateful they’re not better known considering Hello! Magazine just announced that Märtha Louise and Durek Verrett’s wedding will:

-have three days of festivities

-have a pre-wedding party with a “sexy and cool” dress code (wtf does that mean???)

-have another pre-wedding party with a Latin American theme

Hello! has exclusive access to the celebrations, of course.

[ianthoni]

I just know she pegs him

[goldenpinof]

twitter.com/sharkloveravery/status/

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can i say something? FUCK DAN'S SUIT.

Phil looks amazing.