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bowies-thighs · 11 months

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something LGBTQ happened to me during the 2007 Takarazuka production of Elisabeth

#what a day to be a dyke #takarazuka #takarazuka theater #takarazuka elisabeth #elisabeth the musical #takarazuka der tod #natsuki mizu #mizu natsuki #my post

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syn0vial · 5 months

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my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

#astarion #baldur's gate 3 #we had a long conversation about the end of the game #mostly about astarion and karlach #he says he took multiple days to decide how to handle karlach's ending :`D #but i was just so amused by his reaction to astarion lol #he's like ''i loved my paladin's bromance with astarion! he's my best friend!'#and i was like ''oh that's nice i never even got out of neutral approval with him when i was playing paladin''#and he was like ''you can check characters' approval? o.O''#so while astarion was def his paladin's best friend‚ i'm not so sure his paladin was astarion's best friend if you know what i mean 😂#he was also unhappy that his character just let astarion run off at the end without trying to follow him and make sure he was okay #and at gale for making a snarky comment about it #he was like ''i should have let him ascend 😭''#''if this was real life i wouldn't just let my friend run off like that!''#also: ftr despite my facetious description above let it be known that my brother is the kindest most accepting brother a dyke could ask for #he just also has a lot of stereotypical ''straight guy'' interests

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tiredyke · 1 year

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every time queer discourse surges on this site everyone is so quick to jump to “it was actually the evil lesbians who divided us” because y’all heard the term “political lesbian” and never bothered to figure out what that meant

#‘political lesbians’ were and are predominantly STRAIGHT WOMEN #and a good chunk are bi #what don’t you understand about these women thinking lesbianism is a CHOICE? that it’s only used by women as a reaction to the patriarchy?#like lesbians can’t possibly like women and not men for any reason that isn’t some deep-seated hatred for men?#they all think lesbianism is dirty and impure and here you people are saying that this is PROGRESSIVE #and that they actually think that lesbianism is some golden standard for its purity???? you guys are so fucking stupid oh my god #you go on and on about learning your queer history until it comes to lesbians and then you’re perfectly happy rewriting our culture #and narrative #wtf is wrong with you people #and y’all braindead mfs use this to act like men are actually oppressed by the meanie dykes #i hate y’all #but none of y’all actually give a shit about lesbians so i guess im yelling into a void #lesbophobia #top posts #neon talks #LOL at the fucking idiot who reblogged this and tagged it ‘misandry’ not sure how you got that from my post but i hope your day sucks <3

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blinkpen · 4 months

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trying to keep your head up with confidence in mind and hope in heart as a trans man, trans masc and/or turbo gnc butch (I’m a system) in spite of a lifetime of nobody taking any version of yourself that makes You happy seriously like

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#‘What Disney Princess are you’ Jim Hawkins and Lilo. I Wish I could say the cat lady captain. Maybe one day.#When I’ve healed properly #i'm more of a genderfucked dyke than anything but #we all agree this is a trans masc/trans man anthem right

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quillkiller · 13 days

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rita skeeter & womanhood

anyone else ever think about rita skeeters fucked up relationship with femininity and womanhood as if it’s a costume she wears but it just doesn’t fit quite right :/

#she wants. so much #she just! wants!#she wants to be desired and she wants respect and she wants to be beautiful and lovely #but shes awful and nasty and gross #she has to keep a reminder on her bathroom mirror to remind herself to brush her teeth #she cant shave her legs without cutting herself #she wears fancy clothes but it’s all stolen (from stores & exes & lovers)#or she buys them secondhand but it’s all from like 5 seasons ago #she doesn’t removed her makeup before bed and when the next day she just fills it back in and its a mess #she wears the costume of a sophisticated woman but it just never looks right!!!!!#she has to be successful its what she was made for but she was born a fucking woman (disadvantage!)#so she tries her fucking hardest to imitate a woman!!!!!!!!!#she’s playing by the rules!!!!!!!! has to do what she can with what she was given!!!!!!!!!#and what she was given is a womans body!!!!!!#she’s nasty and dusgusting and greedy and violent. but she cant let any of that show #she was born to be famous and she was born with a womans body. she HAS to follow the rules and shes sooo fucking bad at it #rita skeeter is just. such a dyke to me #her relationship with femininity and womanhood beng so fucked up but also desperately yearning to be treated like a lady #like something beautiul and fragile #<— but the thought of a man treating her that way makes her want to kill herself #dyke dyke dyke dyke.#rita skeeter #jen’s moodboards

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femfirehazard · 29 days

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Since🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Day of Visibility🏳️‍⚧️ also falls on Easter🐇🥚 this year please make sure to get in touch with the true roots of Easter-

-not crucifying rabbits or fucking 12 dudes with your newfound undead zombie holes-- which would allow you to fuck all of them at once with enough skill 💀

That being a spring fertility celebration. 🐇 🥚

🖤💋💀

Now please get in line to try to get this trans fem enby pregnant - first come first serve - reblogs get to cut the line tho, welcome 😘

It may take ALOT of effort but I believe in you

Fuck like rabbits and maybe even crack some eggs🏳️‍⚧️🥚🏳️‍⚧️

Spread the love 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍⚧️

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fizzytoo · 6 months

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guess who got their pussy eaters club card !

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 cas #simblr #*fizzysims #fizzy makes another dyke what's new #im hardly in cas these days

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handsomegentlebutch · 23 days

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My 3 little cousins were baptized today. "Triggered" is kind of a strong word but being in a catholic church again... I'm a little fragile rn ngl.

#butch speaks #it was hard not to shake as i held J over the basin to have the water poured on his head #when he was cleansed of sin. as if a little kid could ever knowly or intentionally offend a so-called loving god #the words came naturally to me #but they meant nothing #i remember when they used to mean something. when i begged gods forgiveness for my sin (being a lesbian) and tried to pray the gay away #i remember how much i wanted to die bc i could never truly embrace the sacred #i STILL deal with the complex of catholic guilt. its a very real thing. its hard to shake #i cant help but wonder if the catholicism ingrained in my brain is why i have a hard time with casual dating n sex #fun fact: there was a point when i was a teen that i got REALLY catholic #i prayed everyday. i talked to my patrin saint (st agnes) every day. i wantsd to become a nun #the thought of marrying a man mad me more sad than feeling like an alien did. so id marry the church as a nun.#not the way to hide being a dyke when ur fam is catholic btw LMAO #the first priest i knew was father joe. i loved that guy. he was so kind. friendly. briming with love.#he was one of my biggest references for what a good person was like #he talked about gods love a lot. how its for everyone. no one is exluded. ever.#he used to look right at me when he said stuff like that. a few other kids too. all of whom grew up to be queer #then father joe passed away. our church merged with another church. father jeff was the priest there.#he was kind but not as kind. he talked about hell and sin more. he looked at the same kids father joe did.#but the kindness in his eyes wasnt there.#that wasnt for us.#my family wasnt even THAT catholic #i went to church every sunday i did vacation bible school and catechism classes and youth group #i was an altar servant and in the choir #i even used to speak/understand a little latin #imagine how much worse id have been if my mom could have afforded catholic school lmao #grateful to have grown up poor in that regard #hm. actually... reading my own tags. mayne we were pretty catholic actually.#fucking hell.#i need to have lesbian sex in a church before god and everyone. mayeb that would fix me.

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gravesaint · 15 days

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ive been rolling my gender/sexuality around in my head a lot recently, especially now that i'm getting some really tangible results from being on T, and while its still difficult for me to put a definitive name to what ive got going on, i think its pretty safe to say that sometimes i am a weird faggot and sometimes i am a weird dyke

#a fagdyke for lack of a better word :-)#not that i NEED a definitive name for it #idk most days it feels like both my gender and sexuality go in every direction at once #my stuff #whattt everrrrr #i asked my bf if he was cool with me sometimes feeling like a weird dyke #and he said 'yeah thats fine idc what you are because i like you'#:'-)

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dishsaop · 24 days

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does anyone have recommendations for fictional media that has like. actual lesbians in it. not like supergirl Two White Skinny Girls, One Blonde and One Brunette Kiss media, or "its implied lesbianism!!!" but just regular fucking lesbians

#i say lesbians but i guess i mean sapphic #im just like. tired of gnawing #and of men also. sorry men in my life i love you but on god if i have to pretend one more man is butch just to get #content that isnt m/m or m/f im going to turn into a horse and run into the wilderness until im saved from the glue factory by a plucky #young woman except instead of letting her have her formative summer where she trains me and bonds w me and wins a competition w me #im going to commit horse suicide in front of her & change her life forever. just because im so tired of bland CW-marketable women kissing &#digging for scraps in a refuse bin while brushing aside 7002993829292929939292929399394 gay and het romances #m text #i will also take nonfictional lesbians if its like a story #not to be whiny on main but one of the hardest hurdles i had to jump wasnt realizing i was a lesbian. i came out to myself and to friends a #lesbian multiple times. but i would always walk it back when a friend would express doubt or a male friend would ask me out #bc i dont and especially then didnt know very many lesbians in person. and so i had to turn to examples #and all i fucking had were fictional women who liked men. or fictional lesbians who were so cleaned and sanitized and prettified #(you all know what i mean right. the 2 skinny white girls one blonde one brunette. im not crazy right)#and i would be like. i dont feel things when i look at these fictional lesbians so i guess i belong back here #(this is also bc my gender ended up being fuckier than i realized but shhhhh)#I WAS GOING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE TAGS but theyre too long and im lost.#anyway the point is if people werent so fucking weird abt fictional or onscreen lesbians maybe thered be a lot more people comfortable bein #out as lesbian #like sorry but this awful ouroboros of 'all lesbians onscreen have to be cute and sanitized' meaning that people write and believe wlw has #to be cute and pure and sanitized (OR a 'badge of honor' bc good for u u doodled two women together or had it as a background in ur fic)#meaning that therefore all portrayals of lesbianism continue to be like this. is just #and im also gonna be honest theres probably a lot of good sapphic media im just in the wrong circles to have stumbled into lol. so #yknow. personal viewer bias here #but i still like swing wildly between overly brandishing my dykeness as a badge to feel like im proving im lesbian #and like. backing up under a blanket bc i dont wanna be weird or annoying or freak people out #but if people just Saw Normal Ass Lesbians. aough.#im going to watch revolutionary girl utena one of these days even if i struggled w the writing style the first few episodes #I JUST WANNA SEE AN OLD BUTCH ONSCREEN GET SOME PUSSY.#like it also doesnt help im mostly femme4butch so seeing 2 femmes on screen is like. okay cool so what. but only femmes are 'marketable'

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junkdyke · 1 year

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I can never be sad as a tatted dyke who does tattoos for a living

#wlw #femme dyke #stem lesbian #futch lesbian #lesbian #girls who like girls #femme4stud #femme4masc #femme4femme #femme4butch #masc4fem #masc lesbian #masc4masc #femme #masc #idk what my aesthetic is on these days #just emo fuckboi vibes #mememe #mine

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mmmthornton · 1 year

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People really bought the "noble savage" trope hook, line, and sinker once it was repackaged as "White colonialism is the cause of all suffering in the world" huh.

#my life #i've said it before but one benefit (and those are scant)#to growing up among more conservative relatives is being very good at picking up on liberal white hypocrisy lol #Now I'm a pinko commie dyke AND I have some immunity to certain strains of *cringe white bullshit* that go around the internet #SOME not all obvs what can I say we're all human and learning every day #but still #its like some people really believe that *saying the right thing* is more important than *having respect for people* and it shows

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theygender · 7 months

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Apparently the scene you get with Shadowheart if you get her approval all the way up and then tell her you want to get to spend time with her is the same one you're supposed to get at the tiefling party, which means if you trigger it early you may not get any scene with her at the party at all. This made things pretty confusing when I showed up expecting to advance my romance with her and instead she just gave me some generic "lol wine is good huh" dialogue meanwhile every other companion* BUT her was actively trying to jump my bones... Literally just had to beat everyone else off of my Tav with a stick and then go to bed alone 😔

*Except Lae'zel, who instead went on an unprompted rant about how she knew I wanted to fuck her sooo bad but I had Pissed Her Off by making her be Nice to People so now she would NEVER allow me the pleasure of having crazy hot githyanki sex with her. (She propositioned me a few days later anyways)

#i seem to have accidentally started a romance with lae'zel astarion AND gale in addition to shadowheart 😭#like the next day i had a notice to talk with astarion and it was the scene where hes talking about not being able to see his reflection #and it was literally like dodging fucking bullets trying to pick an option that wasnt flirting #i ended up having to pick some mean dialogue that was like 'maybe its for the best youre not exactly aging gracefully'#bc the ONLY other two options were like 'tell him you think hes beautiful' and 'gaze lovingly into his eyes' or some shit #and i was like '...okay im picking the mean one but i mean it as a joke. maybe it can be a joke' and i picked it an he was all horrified #but then the next dialogue gave me an option to say 'lol im just kidding' and i was like PHEW #but then he just went back to being fucking flirty again and was like 'really~ well then tell me what you like about me the most' or smth #and i was like FUCK. NO #but then the next dialogue tree in addition to having the normal flirty options had three additional options #that were like 'youre fine. but lae'zel/gale/shadowheart? now theres real beauty'#and i was like. fuckin. OKAY #ill wonder wtf those other two are doing there later but for now ill pick the one where i tell him in interested in shadowheart #so i picked that option and this bitch fucking APPROVED. told me he was going to have to work harder to keep up with his competition #like SIR. what do you MEAN competition. i let you bite me ONE time bc you said you were dying of thirst and i wanted to help a bro out #and then the next morning i immediately told you i didnt like it and i never wanted it to happen again #what do you mean competition dude you arent even on my radar 😭 im a DYKE #and why were lae'zel and gale there as options too??#the next night i got gales weave scene where he shows my character how to use magic #(my tav was pretty unimpressed as a fellow mage tbh but hes my friend and i was being polite)#and when i clicked the option to clearly say at the end that i was not interested in having an intimate moment with gale #he got all misty eyed and was like 'oh how quickly these moments fade away...'#like bro the moment didnt fade away i politely shut it down on purpose bc im not interested. what are you talking about #and THEN i got lae'zel trying to fuck me and when i turned her down she gave me the exact same dialogue #about how i would miss out on having hot githyanki sex with her. AGAIN #yall im JUST trying to romance shadowheart 😭 leave me alone #if anyone else is gonna try to trap me into flirting with them then at least let it be karlach next time please 😭🙏#(ill come back for lae'zel on another playthrough bc being between her and shadowheart sounds like a safety hazard tbh)#rambling

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freckliedan · 5 months

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all this talk about gender (and lesbianism) and dan makes me so happy as a nb lesbian you have no idea!!!

oh but i do have an idea! 💞 i started this blog as an nb lesbian and it'll forever be a loveletter to gender and lesbians and that piece of my identity so i'm SO glad it still resonates for folks 😊💛‼️

some of my related tags, tho i post in them less now: lesbian content, dyke camp, questioning & info tag i made on my main sideblog when i was active here 5 years ago

#jam replies #anon #like. i'm genderqueer/bigender in a way where what mostly gets communivated these days is the fact i'm a faggot but i am still also a dyke!#that is still a part of my gender & who i am and that may seem contradictory in a way that's mutually exclusive #to have both identities at once #but i do! i love being a dyke and i am one and i love that my blog still feels like home in that way for more than just me

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thateclecticbitch · 7 months

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Listen, as a queer trans guy I've been on the receiving end of some bizzarely contradictory homophobia for basically my whole life, but I think the one that takes the cake was that time in middle school I asked out a boy and was called a dyke for it (???)

#Girl... what the hell kind of mental math went into your decision to call me a dyke that day?#“straight privelege" MY. FUCKING. ASS.#For context you MUST understand that #I am simultaneously an open book and VERY clueless about my own emotions #Which means that my middle school bullies grocked that I am queer WELL before I ever did #But were so thrown off by the sheer transexualism radiating from me that they never managed to settled on what /kind/ of queer i am #Is this a niche experience?#I've only met ONE other person who's had the “homophobes can't decide if I'm fag or a dyke” conundrum #And they were 50 years old and JUST discovered the word nonbinary like three months ago

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drama-goblin-king · 8 months

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#over the rainbow #over the rainbow beaubourg #what a day to be a dyke <3 #lesbian #dyke

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