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saul-tortellini · 1 year

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#memes #funny videos #videos #tall women #glory glory #what a hell of a way to die

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ratb4stard3 · 4 months

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I'm kissing your Wiggly square on the forehead

He's so scruffy scrunkly scrimbo

I love him sm

Unfortunately now you have to Die, So..

#rest in peace soldier #what a hell of a way to die #THANK YOU THOUGH SERIOUSLY #MWAH #starkid #hatchetfield #my art #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #lords in black

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brainrotcharacters · 6 days

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GLORY GLORY

#WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE

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malarkgirlypop · 9 months

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okay but 10 for the wip game...zim zam sister 🔥

Ah Em, you won the prize of finding chapter 26 of MEDIC! good job, I didn't think anyone would ask hehe.

The men started singing loudly, they were all very excitable about going to the new destination. It was starting to feel like this was all almost over and hopes were getting high again. There was more joy, less sadness in the eyes of the men. We weren’t cold, or hungry. No one was dying, we weren’t being blown to pieces by Kraut artillery. We had showers and beds, roofs over our heads.

“He ain’t gonna jump no more!” The men bellowed as we bounced along in the truck. “Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die. Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die. Gory, gory what a hell of a way to die. He ain’t gonna jump no more.” I laughed as Don sang in my face, a bright smile on his lips. I was being nudged by George from across the truck, he was as usual egging me on to sing.

“Christ was strapped around his neck, connectors cracked his dome. Suspension lines were tied around his skinny bones. The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground, and he ain’t gonna jump no more.” I made a face, listening to the lyrics. It was such a happy tune but the lyrics were about a man hurtling to his death from the plane.

#gory gory #what a hell of a way to die #this song is actually really fucking dark #I listen to the lyrics with a shocked look on my face #the whole time #i was like ok queen pop off #but it's so catchy you can't not sing along #MEDIC!#Emily Lane #donald malarkey #My OC #My FIC #band of brothers #hbo war #band of brothers fanfic

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waxscentedcandles · 1 year

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There Was Blood Upon The Risers, There Was Brains Upon The Chute, Intestines Were A'Dangling From His Paratrooper Suit, He Was A Mess They Picked Him Up And Poured Him From His Boots,,

And He Ain't Gonna Jump No More

#gory gory what a hell of a way to die #gory gory #what a hell of a way to die #blood upon the risers

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symphonyofsilence · 2 days

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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arcanewebs · 6 months

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amazing episode EASILY one of my most favorite battle episodes of all time. How Ever is it insane of me to wish it went Just a little bit worse than it did. for the plot

#needed more riz torment LOWKEY. IM JUST SAYING. PUTS HANDS UP #HE DIDNT HAVE TO SEE FIRSTHAND THE POSESSIONS? DIDNT GET ATTACKED BY BARON PERSONALLY?#i mean i love the way kristen and adaine had those clutch loves that saved riz while he was in jawbones room but STILL #and im also glad baron didnt die. HOWEVER #IDK. HELP.#i really hope its talked about more in the ap or next episode or something #can we hear the word aromantic said out loud PLS! PLS?#aro community is Unsure how to feel?#ann bangers #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #MOVES***** MOVES. MOVES. MOVES. I DONT HAVE AUTOCORRECT ON. FUCK I DIDNT CATCH IT EARLIER #yeah loves why not they all love each other it works i guess what tha hell

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ivymarquis · 1 year

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I work in health care which means I get paid to weigh people for a living and if there is one thing people can’t do correctly, it’s guess weight.

Idk why.

Idk who this will help, but Ghost is probably clocking a good 118kg/260lbs, do with that what you will and God Bless.

#which means Konig is probably pushing 300 or more?????? oh my fucking god #please crush me in that mountain man sandwich #glory glory what a hell of a way to die #simon ghost riley #ghost x reader #i mean ??? largely guessing because we dont have a canon height #but he’s a BEEFY boi so if he’s like 6’2 on the lower end???#I’m currently mid-move so I cant work on writing but don’t say I didn’t contribute to the fandom this weekend

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cluescorner · 4 months

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A Batman who kills people is a bad Batman. Except for Terry because he is my special boy. Terry can drown a man it's ok. He can literally shatter a woman it's fine.

#batman beyond #batman #terry mcginnis #I am doing my yearly rewatch to stave off a total collapse of the flesh vessel and wow #Terry kills so many fucking people in Season 1 #even the people who he turns out to not have actually killed like...a reasonable person would think they were dead #there's no fucking way that Terry didn't shatter Inque thinking she would die. he killed the Terrific Trio in Heroes like yeah they #were dying anyways but that's like saying 'oh yeah I stabbed a terminally ill person but that's not murder bc they were dying'#he 100% killed/intended to kill at least like 5 people in the pilot ALONE #and Bruce just...doesn't say shit. he's like 'welp that's Terry I guess. he doesn't follow the same code as me'#On one hand that is a fascinating way to show how Bruce has become even more jaded and borderline apathetic to the evils of #the world (as also shown with his inaction towards Powers and general retreat from everything). On the other...what the hell #I want a Batman Beyond remake for so many reasons and one of them is because I feel like a more traditional plot structure #would further make this part of Terry's version of Batman really interesting as a drama driver

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astro-gh0ul · 3 months

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Made this after I saw the Ghovie

#papa primo #papa emeritus I #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost bc #ghost #meme #I love my scary old man #I love Primo with all my heart he is my wife and I want him carnally #he’d step on me like I was a bug under his shoe #glory glory what a hell of a way to die #glad to see y’all love Primo as much as I do

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takemebacktocaitlyn · 2 months

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Imagine laying on your back, with one leg thrown over III’s shoulder while he’s pounding into you, one hand wrapped around your throat. Then while you cum on his cock he leans down to your ear to whisper “good girl” before emptying himself inside your pussy.

#sleep token #sleep token smut #sleep token iii #and i love it #and i oop #glory glory what a hell of a way to die

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uncanny-tranny · 2 years

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What to say to somebody if they have a queer identity you "don't agree with":

Nothing

No, literally. Nothing.

#lesbian #gay #bi #bisexual #trans #transgender #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #and what do you do if sayong nothing doesn't satiate you? you should just walk away and invest in your own worries/delights #policing another person's identity will *never* satisfy you ultimately. you will leave the interaction emptier than you came #isn't it worth it - then - to not invest your energy in that way?#is it not worth it to worry about your own self?#like yes i have come across queer people with a very interesting identity but i could never...#...sit down with them and pick then apart piece by piece and DEMAND an explanation...#...what am i a cop? hell no! fuck that noise. i'd rather die #and i would rather just accept people who are harming none. an identity by itself is harmful in the same way a piece of paper is (ie not)

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vaugarde · 3 months

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im abt to rb a post on this anyways but tbh i dont know how you can finish isat and go “siffrin wasnt punished enough”.

the fella has killed themselves several times, what more do you want from him?

#ok yes thats an optional thing you dont have to get. but still #act 5 is basically dragging siffrin through the mud over and over and over and over and over again #what do you MEAN ‘’he wasnt punished enough’’#like yeah what he said was awful and he did do bad things during the loops but like #he was literally killed several times and had to watch bonnie die bc of him…. i think he HAS been punished enough actually #the game ending on such a sweet note after everything hes been through is what made it so impactful to me #also like speaking as someone who has been deeply hurt by ppl having a hard time mentally in a similar way the party was #and took much longer to forgive them… i think what the game gives us in terms of their reaction is just fine #they reserve the right to be mad. he apologized profusely. they all acknowledge that he was experiencing hell and give him some leniency #thats perfectly acceptable to me. if the game said ‘’oh their pain doesnt matter bc they didnt suffer as much as siffrin’’ then thatd be one #one thing #but no. siffrin IS held accountable. just not by going through even more trauma than they have #echoed voice #isat spoilers #suicide mention

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aimasup · 5 months

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throws up my hands in mock resignation but also a hint of frustration Okay Valentino is a cool villain I guess

He's like. Genuinely unsettling. Wish the show struck a better balance with his character sometimes (like sometimes when he's onscreen I have to skip over because I feel queasy and sometimes he's so unsubtle he feels more like a prop than a guy who's going to be a Huge Deal in s2)

#why yes I have been reading some phenomenal fanfiction lately #a lesser me would be agonising over my inability to ever come close to matching the #masterfully characterised works of these talented WORD WEAVERS #but envy is a spoilt housepest and we must spend less time unleashing it upon new targets #instead let's talk about how these fics discovered its possible??#to write Val as not only a 3dimensional character but a deeply horrifying person to WITNESS #to depict how he thinks and what he wants and what he contributes to the people around him #while acknowledging that his actions are supremely messed up #also without dumbing whatever the fuck is wrong with him down to just 'can't do math and needs a sippycup'#those jokes are funny but he's also a dealmaker #he doesn't need to be studied under a microscope! he needs to be gawked at in abject horror! Oh the Potential!#he needs to tell us more about how depraved hell can be by linking us to a portion of the culture full of the dead who cannot die!#anyways. rant over. uh I think I like valentino now? in the same way I like the old man villain from hunchback of notre dame.#just. (gestures) what is this dude. ew. oh my god #my post #personal stuff #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel valentino #is this anything #again I am entrenching on dangerous territory of 'expectations for this media I consume'#he really doesn't need to be written all shakespearean-like #too attached mayhaps #delete later #honestly worried that if the show does reveal his backstory or whatever it'll try to paint him in a sympathetic light #and then the online arguments will be a headache for a month #villain with tragic backstory ≠ sympathetic villain

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eggoscrombled · 1 year

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Okay but why did they have to make him actually suffocate for real tho

#pikmin #captain olimar #olimar #olimar pikmin #yellow pikmin #red pikmin #blue pikmin #white pikmin #purple pikmin #pikmin fanart #fanart #pikmin 4 #pikmin 4 spoilers #breadbug #like yea the pikmin revive him but also what the FUCK #why did they have to make him die a presumably slow and painful death first girl #life support systems failing would most likely mean he's now breathing oxygen so #either suffocating or experience adverse effects from that #either way god rest his soul what the hell

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ldr-is-my-life · 6 months

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i need you baby like i breathe you baby fuckin’ need you baby more more more more

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