#wheezing.

[russellius]

[godkilller]

❝ If I was in th' settin' of Dune I simply would've befriended th' worms. That, 'n definitely could've jus' used, what, a really powerful cannon to shoot out those thumpers at enemies 'n then watch'em get swarmed by those big guys, war won, spices defended, they can't even do shit 'bout that. Basically if I was in Dune part 2 it'd be 30 minutes long, tops, is what I'm tryin' to say. That was a good movie, though, ten outta ten -- that last knife fight was perfect. ❞

@rejekshun liked for a one-liner starter!

[detectiveneve]

okay so he did not like that.........................

[milflewis]

“no not brundle. he didn’t win” say it louder for the people in the back pls

[auto-lysis]

OH???

[giventakes]

tw large image under the cut..like. Large Image. A behemoth of an image.

$3......#30......$30dolalr shipping.....

[jenovacomplete]

who could have seen this coming

[greseadraws]

Chilchuck and senshi shenanigans

(in reference to how Chilchuck is actually middle-aged and has adult children)

[hogans-heroes]

Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

[flowersforvax]

vanilla extract might be my favorite new meme

[gearbroth]

WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[godkilller]

[ 🖤 i'm already laughing ]

send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them:

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / i want them dead yesterday / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

[salamispots]

do you think Link's used the master sword to chop up veggies

[brainrotcharacters]

the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

[olessan]

"While you were out and about, trying to just spread your legs a little bit - OOP - spread your wings - aah oh no -"

"I was spreadin' my legs ALL over town-"

[wheezing]

"I was trying- I was trying to say- I was trying-"

"It was a scissoring of wings and legs-"

[sasswonfp]

CHICAGOAN HATSUNE MIKU. Specifically the winter version <3. (alt text provided! :3)