#which is so crazy

[dumbbunnii]

guys I got accepted into my dream vet school today!! Im so happy hehe

[dogwise]

oct-nov were rough months for me BUT im over half way to my 41 day no smoking record!!!!

[omgeto]

shidou is from blue lock. another gojo's va fucker. no wonder Im attracted to this strawberry pocky haired asshole (my asshole :3 bwhahaha)

ALSO ROMANCE ARC? BABE SPILL IT TO ME RN. I barely got out of the talking stage and miss girl speedran towards the dating. teach me your ways pls

Read this shitpost and then I can fill in the blanks for you after but it is VERY SELF EXPLANATORY but ummmm not me checking out of the last 15 minutes of my lecture today TO TEXT him my brain is so goneeee omg

[hobbitunderthemountain]

i've had literally SUCH a cool project at work that once im in the groove i work nonstop for hours at a time (and stay online at work later bc i'm working on it) and im having such a good time and learning SO MUCH but oh my lord i am exhausted

[galaxycunt]

There’s a run before thanksgiving that I’m like half wanting to enter for motivation and half not wanting to bc I quit running last year bc I was in so much pain from shin splits bc I felt I needed to be fast 😩 mostly bc the limit for the 5k is an hour and my time last year was 51 min bc I was injured 😭

at the time I was running and hiking so much bc I was training for a backpacking trip at the same time I was training for the race but maybe it’s gonna be better this time?

giving myself a lil bit more time than before and I even joined a queer running group with a friend who’s training for the half marathon

I guess I always feel intimidated bc every time I’ve run with people it’s people who do track and train for the Olympics bc I live in track town it’s literally all anyone does here

[chloesimaginationthings]

I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,

[roses-and-elixir]

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[lazylittledragon]

taking all my american followers by the shoulders. listen to me. just because you have a more promising candidate now doesn't mean you just assume it's going to be fine and don't bother voting. assuming trump wasn't going to win is how you got here in the first place so you go out and fucking vote for harris and give everyone a fighting chance.

also if you're still in the 'they're both as bad as eachother' delirium, please take your head out from between your cheeks and consider that your options are an imperfect president and the literal worst person alive who is going to get masses of people killed. i've said it like this before, but it's like deciding between maybe getting food poisoning or definitely having a brain aneurysm. take your pick i guess but don't be surprised when you drop dead.

[knifearo]

being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[bixels]

tarpit site.

[rennenaway]

I mean

I'm not wrong?

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[gazspookiebear]

Ugh I'm so sleepy. Eepy man. Enjoy this shit I cooked up in ten minutes.

You wake up, only to find yourself just as tired as you were a few hours ago. Your eyelids are heavy, and you're fighting back sleep with every blink. Exhaustion wracking your body with every movement.

You feel Simon groan and sit up next to you.

"Mmm... five more minutes?" You mumble sleepily, shivering at the sudden lack of warmth.

"'M sorry love, we've gotta get up"

"Please? I'm so tired..." You whine quietly

"Negative," he says, chuckling at your miserable pout.

"Please, Si?" You say it so sweetly. The nickname you rarely used. His weakness.

A moment passes before you finally hear a response.

"Fine."

You grin, knowing that you've won. He lays back down and wraps his arm around you, pulling your back to his chest. You close your eyes and sleep quickly overtakes you.

Of course, it was never just 'five more minutes'. Simon called your work shortly after and informed them that you wouldn't be coming in today. However that works.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[realbeefman]

i put on both my yaoi and my incest goggles before i consume any piece of media and this is why my textual analysis will always be more enlightened and factually correct than