#whoopee!! /s

[just-jammin]

I posted 7,206 times in 2022

1,936 posts created (27%)

5,270 posts reblogged (73%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@just-jammin

@astro-inthestars

@joyflameball

@anarchy-and-asexuality

@foxyfexyll

I tagged 3,603 of my posts in 2022

Only 50% of my posts had no tags

#idk anymore - 1,984 posts

#that was stupid - 1,984 posts

#inquiries of a fennec - 627 posts

#<= (a tag for me speaking) - 555 posts

#<= (also a tag for me speaking) - 491 posts

#a really nice anon - 340 posts

#not my art :p - 162 posts

#self rb - 160 posts

#pokemon infinity liveblog - 122 posts

#jammin’s ocs - 104 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#but i either 1. don’t want to include them bc we actually haven’t talked much or 2. they’re in a diff friend group than the ppl in the list

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

after quite a while, here's my half of the art trade with @altairtalisman!

(psst, open image to see cool shit)

they asked me draw Rook Ayeran, specifically vaer Ascendant Form! but i DID add another person into the mix...

anyways, enjoy and both versions (that are higher quality) are under the cut in case y'all are on Dark Mode or something

See the full post

21 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

#4

it's Pride Month wooooo

i wasn't rly planning to draw somethin' for it but eh fuck it

so here is

Which Shirt?

yeahhhhh i'm confused with my gender again

not sure if i'm a demigirl or an nb girl, but hey, at least it's easy enough to change online, right?

anyway, bonus is under the cut

See the full post

29 notes - Posted June 8, 2022

#3

i wanna make one of those 'let's make a creature' things

so i tried searching for one and chose this

or reblog thread, in this case (maybe replies if the order can be coherent enough)

(got it from here; op is MiuNightmare)

i also wanted to add two three more things to the thread:

7. the creature's body type (think like the shape of the creature, like for example, here's the Pokémon body types from Gen 8)

See the full post

33 notes - Posted January 17, 2022

#2

the aub

e Lekismon

yes, this is the thing that i ACTUALLY wanted to draw when i drew the loading screen-looking thingy

just some OMORI x Digimon AU stuff that probably won't be in the actual story that i planned for it

catering to my own interests is much harder than i thought...

also the bg is has the same source as the loading screen one; it's from the game, but i REALLY edited the colors to make it more... er, Digital World-y

36 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

ok folks and frops and funky lil' aliens

remember the Aura Fusion Generator that i've mentioned a few times back?

it's still not done, but i AM starting to let you apply for the generator's Alpha release!

this is because it might take a BIT longer to make a final, more improved version of it since i am still a coding amateur

although there ARE some features that are unique to the Alpha version of the generator (even a giveaway of some files to help you out!), as well as... maybe a contest that i'll announce here on tumblr after i release it?? idk

so to apply, please reply (not ask, not reblog even tho those are needed for spreading the word) here with your answer to this question: "If you got an AuraStone, what would your Aura Fusion/Pure Aura be based on your own vibes?" it can contain 1-3 Auras, with 2 being the most common, 3 being less common, and 1 being the rarest

oh, and the Elements are Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Nature (plants), Life (flesh and organs), Metal, Electric, Light, Dark, Null (the soul and senses), and Chaos (randomness and everything else)!

37 notes - Posted June 20, 2022

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[nineties-effect]

[furballfaggot]

sigh of resignation

[phosphinite]

We up in da club makin whoopee

[night-raven-tattler]

Say hi to daddy!

Summary: How would these characters behave as fathers? What does their ideal family look like?

Characters: Heartslabyul dorm (Riddle, Ace, Deuce, Trey, Cater)

Other parts of the series: Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia, Pomefiore, Ignihyde, Diasomnia, Royal Sword Academy

By opening the document, you agree to Mx Tattly's terms of source confidentiality.

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He has so many shelves filled with parenting books everyone thinks he's preparing for writing his own study on parenting

Riddle is the type to panic whenever his child does things that are not written in the books or they don't pass certain milestones according to the research he's done

On one hand, Riddle is a logical man, who knows not all children all the same

On the other hand, he has no idea what good parenting actually looks like, so he assumes everything that goes "wrong" is his fault

For Riddle, parenting will be a journey full of a lot of growing and healing, healing his inner child especially

While hesitant to interact with his child at the beginning due to not wanting to snap at them unintentionally, once he's eased into it he'll become very attached

Riddle will be a little pushy when it comes to school at some point, but it comes from a place of care, and he will spend as much time as needed to tutor his child for any subject and reqard them when needed

He has scheduled play time, naps, meals and the occasional strawberry tart from uncle Trey when the child reaches an appropriate age

I can see Riddle as a boy dad and having only 1 child (that he, unfortunately, dresses like a small victorian child), 2 kids would be a bit too overwhelming for him

『••✎••』

Ace is, hands down, the fun parent

Always taking care of the tasks that involve more fun having than care taking, Ace is the go-to parent for when any child is upset and crying

Card tricks, stories with fun voices, playtime that crosses curfew by a few minutes, his personal mission is to make his children have fun and enjoy things

When they get older, they'll have to learn how to deal with Ace's honesty and his roundabout way of telling them he cares about them

Ace is not a person to hold back from saying what he thinks, so both him and his children will have to find a middle ground in order to not hurt each other

For Ace, parenting will become the perfect opportunity to become gentler with his words, and his love for the people he cares about will finally have a good place to go to

Once the kids are old enough, prank wars become a thing in the household

Not even poor uncle Deuce who drops by after work is free of the classic whoopee cushion

Ace definitely has a daughter, and no more than 2-3 kids

『••✎••』

If the dictionary had a picture next to "girl dad", it would be a picture of Deuce

He is the most gentle, most nervous parent out of his Heartslabyul dormmates

While he is not huge on looking into parenting books, he asks his mother for advice at least once a day

Until one day, when things just start flowing naturally and the parental instinct fully kicks in

When his babies get fussy, he likes to take them out on walks, to feel the calming wind and see the pretty sky

He slowly introduces all of his kids to blastcycles and taking them on small trips, even though he might get scolded himself for that

Deuce goes from being afraid of breaking his precious little babies to being a lover of roughhousing

Who would've thought that Deuce's feisty personality would also go to his kids to some degree? /s

Deuce is very afraid of finding out one of his kids is going down a darker path and becoming less appreciative of the things around them

While it will be a struggle and it will throw Deuce into an identity crisis, he'll do what he knows best: he won't give up on them, and keep loving them until they learn their lesson

If Deuce is capable of change, anyone is

Deuce is a family man, he'd love a few kids, not any more than 4 though

『••✎••』

Trey is the kind of parent who loves carrying around his children everywhere he goes, even while doing errands

He has baby chairs and carriers all over the house, and a bunch of baby sized kitchen accessories

Trey introduces cooking and baking to his children very early: they have special utensils that they know how to use from the age of 3

Some might think it's extreme, but Trey is determined to build their independence from a young age

He is kind of the picture perfect dad, not gonna lie: he is caring, stern but not strict and is the epitome of gentle parenting

He encourages his children to be creative, inside and outside of the kitchen

And he praises anything his kids show off to him

Yeah, he is the parent who puts drawings up on his fridge and stuff

Trey sometimes brings the kids to the bakery to increase the number of customers through some sweet displays of family time

If you ask him, he'll say it was uncle Cater's idea, but he's lying

Trey would definitely lean towards a bigger family, maybe 6 kids at the most, since he will get the hang of daddy-ing quite fast

Plus, uncle Che'nya is a very eager babysitter

『••✎••』

I really think Cater is into the new dad aesthetic

Posting pics of him and his new baby on Magicam, with the kid holding onto his finger with their tiny hand, with their first blankie, meeting uncle Trey for the first time

But he always keeps their face out of the picture or blurs it

Cater loves dancing between sharing his joys on social media and maintaining some privacy for his child until they are old enough to tell him if they want their picture to be posted

Cater is a fun dad all around: he loves going on small trips, piggy back rides, rocking his kiddo to sleep

He attends parenting classes before having his first child, and enjoys interacting with the local new mommies committee

Unfortunately, he is a bit reserved when the child becomes fussy or upset

Old habits die hard, and he knows he has to be open with his child for the betterment of their relationship

...yet, he is scared of being hated by his own child

It's terrifying, especially in the moments when his baby calls for their dad, and Cater gives in and starts soothing his little one

It's a struggle, not gonna lie, but Cater is willing to make baby steps

One child is enough for Cater, and he is definitely a boy dad in my eyes

[recreationalfanfics]

I adore your writing and ideas! Can I please get some Poseidon x chaotic reader headcanons? I’m really curious about the dynamic! Please and thank you!

Y E S, PLEASE THAT'D BE SO FUNNY.

Poseidon + Chaotic! Reader:

- NO, HOW DID YOU BAG THIS MAN??

- THAT IS THE QUESTION BOTH GODS AND MORTALS ARE ASKING, BECAUSE THE MATH ISN'T MATHING.

- Honestly, I could probably think of an explanation but tbh, I think it'd be even funnier if there just wasn't one.

- One day Poseidon was bitching about how disrespectful you are and how you single handedly made him hate humanity more and then the next, you were just sitting on his lap as he watches the tournament and you were snickering bc you put a whoopee cushion on Odin's chair.

- No explanation and whenever someone tries to bring it up, they're shut up instantly from Poseidon's side eye and that and if they ask you, you always change the story just to fuck with them for being nosy.

- You: "Okay, so the most integral part of the story of how Poseidon and I got together starts with Tom Hiddleston-"

- Loki: "Who??"

- Shiva: "This is going to be a load of bullshit again, isn't it-"

- You and Poseidon are as different as an ocean and a volcano, but it might be what attracted him to you in the first place, just the astounding differences that you two had.

- Poseidon does find your shenanigans endearing, mostly because it adds to your charm. If any other human were to do what you did, he'd have their head but when you do it, he just watches silently but there is a softness in his gaze.

- He also likes that you show disrespect to Gods and Humans alike, because he also looks down on them so he's proud of how you cause them inconveniences of any sort. If someone tries to react to you in a hostile way, Poseidon is standing behind you with a: "Do something. I dare you." look in his eyes.

- ALSO, IT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE YOU DEFINETLY ACT SUPER AFFECTIONATE TO HIM AND HE JUST LETS YOU, he's more affectionate with you in private but like, you're squishing his face and he just sits there and you're calling him your "Poseidy-Widey" and everyone just slowly exits the room.

- IT IS A MIRACLE HE HASN'T KILLED YOU AND A FUCKING PHENOMENON THAT HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.

[malleusthehammer]

Helloooo (●’◡’●)ﾉ could I please request Buddha, Adam, Sasaki and Leonidas with a preteen reader (12 years old) that likes to prank the gods all the time? Like putting a whoopee cushion under Shivas or Thor seats, drawing on anyone's face if they even think about taking a nap when reader is around, only small things that can't really hurt people, and no one can stop them because reader can just teleport away or make a clone of themselves, they prank everyone but them (the characters I requested) and when they're asked why reader just says “their likeable enough” I feel like this would be so chaotic and in a way wholesome 😭

YES OM GI I LOVE THIS IUDE S< ITS SO CUTRE!!! Also i am SO SO SO sorry for the wait!! Also its platonic considering that the reader is 12 years old so-

Pranking with Buddha, Adam, Sasaki, and Leonidas! Warnings: Yelling? Type: Headcanons and drabble!

🍬 Buddha

Dude he LOVES pranking with you!!

I mean, how could he not?

He does blow your cover a LOT because of his loud laugh

He usually takes the heat from the other gods that are being pranked because hes just like that

He thinks its so cool that you can just make a clone of yourself!

You were sneaky, sneaky enough to get past all of Shivas wives that is. When you passed by them on occasion, they treated you like a child of their own. Showering you in gifts and hugs! But- that was besides the point, yes? Buddha had finally convinced you to do that shaving cream prank on the god of destruction. So, you both snuck into the gods room, silent as a mouse. Buddha promised you a handful of candy from his stash if you pulled this off. you knew this was going to be easy-peasy! Maybe so easy and flawless youd get two handfuls of candy!

You silently -or rather, as best you could- sprayed the shaving cream in Shivas hands. His sleeping positions were erratic, so you made sure to cover all four hands in the cream before pulling out the feather you had. Your devious acts had led up to Munin loosing one of his tail feathers, you kept it. Almost like a trophy. You handed the feather to Buddha, who looked like he was about to explode with laughter any moment. Somehow, he kept his cool, tickling Shivas nose with the feather.

The 4-armed god stirred, to then slam a handful of shaving cream in his face. He was quick to wake up, trying to look around, omly to get more shaving cream everywhere.

"GODDAMNIT [Y/N]!!"

His voice rumbled in the room, his arm lunging towards you. You knew this would happen, so you were quick to make a clone to stand. Once Shivas palm hit the clone, it puffed into dust. This caused the God to get even madder. But what made it all worse was Buddha dying of laughter in the corner.

🍎 Adam

At first hes like "How do you find this hilarious?!?"

But then, you pranked Zeus..

and this opened his eyes for REAL

You had tried your best to come up with a prank for the old god Zeus, but nothing would stir in your mind. Eventually, you fell back to your roots of scaring. You hid behind the door of the Gods lounge, knowing the old man would be coming in soon. Once you had heard his distinguishing laugh, your plan was set into motion. You waited till just the right moment to pop out from behind the door. Unfortunately, you weren't far enough away from the door.

Zeus reacted by swinging his arms out in defense, causing the door to slam right back into you. The knob of the door went straight into your stomach, causing you to hit your head hard against the marble wall. You quickly fell to your knees in pain, hearing the old man guffaw and laugh about how you shouldn't scare him like that. You had learned your lesson, not to return to your roots.

You shamefully walked down the grand halls of Valhalla, coming to the garden. Adam saw you, hurrying over to see what was wrong. He was quick to help you, laying you down in the grass as he held an icepack to your head. You both laughed about what happened til Adam broke the silence.

"Little one- why dont you pull pranks like that on me? You do it on all the others.. Are you plotting a big prank on me?"

You giggled and shook your head, explaining how he was like a dad to you. And of course, who would prank their dad?

⚔️Sasaki Kojiro

He's never there to watch you prank but he loves hearing you tell the stories afterwards

You had managed to prank Aphrodite with a couple fake spiders, causing her to scream and sling her food off the table. Her hench men tried to calm her down by showing her that they were face spiders. But that only made it worse. She was running from them, hiding in her own room. You had watched this entirely, trying so hard not to laugh your ass off. After everyone calmed down, you were quick to go find Sasaki.

He was were he usually was, against the fountain in Valhalla's garden. You were quick to run up to him, sitting right down next to him. You both laughed and talked as you blabbered on about your prank. He started busting out laughing when you even reenacted how Aphrodite reacted! After you both calmed down from your laughing fits, you sat back down next to him on the edge of the fountain. Sasaki knew how much you loved pulling pranks on the others in Valhalla. Sometimes even more that Loki himself! Sasaki couldn't help but ask why you didn't pull pranks on him.

"Ahaha- ah.. Now, this makes me wanna ask ya.. Why don't cha pull pranks on me?''

You sat there for a moment. Why didn't you? Well of course you wouldn't pull a prank on someone you care about so dearly! Sasaki was shocked by your answer at first, but was so happy you cared so deary about him!

🛡️ Leonidas

He usually takes the downfall for your pranks because :3

helps you get the supplies and everything!!

lets you hide behind him bc he lowkey scary

Unlike the others, he is always backing you up on the pranks. He's always encouraging you. He's gonna have you writing prank ideas down on a notepad he comes up with ideas so quick. Today, you and him were walking down the halls of Valhalla. He held his cigar between his two fingers as he talked on and on about some pranks he pulled in his younger years. You followed behind closely, furiously writing the ideas down on your notepad. Leonidas chuckled as he saw you writing stuff down as you both walked. He huffed on his cigar for a moment before a thought popped up in his mind.

"Hey kid, why don't cha pull pranks on this old man?"

He smiled and pointed to himself with his thumb. He raised a brow at you for a moment, waiting for your reply.

You sat there, dumbfounded. You really hadn't thought about it.

"I guess- cuz your like the prank master! Like my mentor!"

Leonidas' eyes widened for a second as he thought about what you said. His smile grew as he wrapped his large arm around you. He laughed as he ruffled your hand with his large hand.

"Ahaha! I knew you looked up to me, but not that much! Thank ya, kid!"

YOOOOO HGHJUYGBHJ DIES honestly this was my first time writing for Leonidas and i LOVE HIM SM hes so silly!! also i kinda got carried away with Buddhas so i hope you forgive me for that. BUt i truly hope you enjoyed it!! alsi my asks are open!!

[radioisntdead]

Can I ask for (platonic) Lute & Emily, with a generally chaotic s/o? They’ll do harmless little pranks, mess around with them (staring at Lutes forehead while she’s talking just to make her paranoid and annoyed), and being sassy to anyone

Good evening my dear! I HAVE YET TO WRITE FOR EMILY SO I'M EXCITED!

Warnings!

None other than Reader being a little menace, and a decapitated head gets thrown, oh also this is in headcanon format!

I imagine it's way too early for your shenanigans, Lute's trying to make herself a cup of coffee and you're sitting on the counter swinging your legs and staring at her forehead, saying nothing just staring like this

She just glancing at you from the side of her eye, like does she have something? Did she have leftover blood on her?

She looks away for one minute to put cream or something into her coffee and when she looks back, WHAM you're there just staring into her soul.

I'm imagining you're a fellow exorcist, So extermination day you just have some poor sinners decapitated head and you just yell "Hey Lulu! Catch!" And Lute gets a head thrown at her,

I imagine you and Adam get along well, like partners in annoying Lute, and team up with pranking Lute, Adam yells that the bathroom has water coming out of it and there's just a bunch of water filled cups coming out of the restrooms.

You and Adam legitimately tried to convince her that the each of you were the other person, you wearing Adams oversized robes and Adam's wearing an extra exorcist uniform because you don't trust him to not accidentally get something like rib sauce on yours and it's just a whole bit.

"[Name] why are you wearing Adam's robes?? And Adam why are you in our uniform??"

"No idea what you're talking about Lulu! I'm totally Adam the first man the great dickmaster sixtynine, tits, dicks, ribs!"

"And I'm obviously [name] the super badass, hatchet welding menace!"

Lute needs a drink after that.

Lute's scolding your fellow exorcists and you're just two feet behind her mimicking her movements and mannerisms, your fellow exorcists struggling not to laugh and Lute looks back at you only to see you stone faced and still, then when she goes back to scolding them your back mocking her.

After she loses her arm you get her a couple of these thingys

Yeah she's using that middle one to punch you, she's sticking a knife or something on it and using it.

Adam would've thought it was hilarious.

Okay so I'm imagining you're heaven's version of Pinkie pie! [I'm watching a Pinkie pie comp on YouTube while writing]

You go to Emily with ideas on how to welcome newbies, how to make the citizens happy,

She has an idea you ADORE? You throw up confetti in the air, it was in your pockets.

She's feeling down? You're there with balloons, one of those cakes that you can set on fire and whatever else you think can make her smile.

You're very toon-like, like running in place before falling to the ground, hopping around in place of walking! Maybe you're a bunny themed winner! Or something that hops!

Emily enjoys your presence! You both like hopping around heaven helping out and cheering up the folks around! I imagine heaven has welcome parties for the new folks weekly so you, the resident party planner get a good feel for what the newbies like and implement it into the parties!

Prank wise you THRIVE on whoopee cushions, you know those plastic babies? You break into wherever Emily and Sera reside and you hide them EVERYWHERE.

Same with rubber duckies.

For some reason though Sera gets a little antsy when she sees them, so you stick with the plastic babies!

You get VERY excited VERY EASILY and it just spreads over to Emily, you're a bundle of contagious sunshine, I imagine the two of you have like the coziest sleepovers ever, like a bunch of snacks, blankets, cuddles etc etc.

Good evening folks! I hope you enjoyed this, I'm sleepy and so I'm gonna schedule this and pass out, as always thank you for tuning in have a wonderful evening folks!

also we have a discord if you'd like to join!

[voidandabyssal]

Hi, it's me again, haha! How would the UT and US Bros react to their s/o being bullied?

Loving these requests😩 thx again!

Sans:

He keeps his calm, typical blank face when he sees your bully teasing you

Really quite a convincing poker face

Until he steps in and introduces himself. He shakes their hand, sending an electric jolt through them, puts whoopee cushions down where they sit, he even makes some mean spirited jokes

Not enough that the person could get in his face and be considered justified

But enough for the bully to feel embarrassed and humiliated

Soon they scamper off, feeling the same way they made you feel

After that Sans drags you off to Grillbys, nothing like a burger and ketchup to eat at while your both enjoying each other’s company

Papyrus:

He steps in firmly, but not harshly

Papyrus doesn’t like bullies, and he’s not going to let one harass his s/o without consequences

Those consequences are social embarrassment

He very loudly asks if the bully is okay, it’s really not normal for a grown adult to say such rude things!

Papyrus says it loud enough that everyone in the near vicinity has started giving the bully dirty looks

Once they’ve fled, Papyrus turns to you and makes sure your okay

“DON’T LISTEN TO THEM! THEY DON’T KNOW YOU AT ALL!”

Blue (us sans):

He’s a little ways away from you when your bully approaches so he doesn’t catch the first hurtful words

He does catch your upset look out of the corner of his eye socket

He immediately appears behind you, grabbing your hand and trying to drag you away before the bully makes you cry

Then that foolish, foolish bully mutters a quiet insult. Just loud enough for you and him to hear

Blue tenses up, pulls his face into the most shocked, upset, dramatic look he can manage

Big tears well up in his sockets as he turns around and loudly asks “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME?!”

Everyone around you two immediately turns in the bully. Even though they don’t know what made Blue so upset

Whilst the bully’s getting growled at Blue quickly drags you away

He’s a little embarrassed that he did that, but it was worth it to see the bullys face pale

And of course to make you happy

Stretch (us paps):

He clocks the mean look in the bullies eye and steps in between you two before they can say anything

Stretch keeps you attention on him as he quickly drags you away from the bully before you even realise they’re there

Stretch has dealt with a lot of assholes in his years, and by now he’s figured that you just cant give them any attention

Though he does shoot a deadly glare at them over his shoulder

That should be all the intimidation he needs

[expertnuerodiver]

MXTX headcanons no one asked for!

Xue Yang, Shen Jiu, and Qi Rong would buy the last thing on the shelf if it meant someone else would have a bad day.

SVSSS

Shang Qinghua (Airplane) is either really good at math and was in math olympics as a kid or so bad he has to count two plus two on his hands, no exception.

Shen Yuan was a nerd in middle and high, no one can convince me otherwise. (He was bullied hardcore for it, most likely Pokemon, Yugioh, and D&D.)

Sha Hualing and Liu Mingyan are op in Just Dance.

MDZS

Nie Huaisang would LOVE Johannes and Michael’s.

Xue Yang would love any candy store, especially 5 and Below with all the cheap candy.

Modern day Wei Wuxian most definitely put a whoopee cushion on Lan Qiren’s seat back in his teen years and it worked. (Everybody holding in that laugh, even Lan Wangji and Lan Xichen.)

Jiang Yanli would have an aesthetic Pinterest account

Mo Xuanyu would LOVE Grindr

Xue Yang would have one of those secret candy stashes that kids have as he got older.

TGCF

Xie Lian in the modern world would love goodwill and thrift stores.

Qi Rong would be addicted to watching Rupaul’s Drag Race. (Probably where he learned how to do make up and come up with those snarky comments)

Shi Qingxuan also watches Rupaul’s drag race but only to think of designs and makeup ideas. (Unlike Qi Rong)

Hua Cheng would take as many language classes as he could

Xie Lian would LOVE creative writing courses

Pei Ming would LOVE Tinder

Xie Lian would accidently put diesel inside of a gas car (Rip)

If one of the gods hosted a decade party, probably Shi Qingxuan, Xie Lian would mess up the decade (E.G. 1880’s vs 1980’s)

[dduane]

So THAT's sorted

The MiddleKingdoms.com site is finally up again and in something like working condition. (The previous problems with it are discussed in brain-numbing detail here.)

The week-and-a-bit delay in this—pausing to get briefly technical here—was entirely due to issues with the responsivity of the site's top slider, which even procuring some moderately high-end tools like the Premium Addons for Elementor couldn't solve. (Though for the attention of those of you who're working on WordPress sites with Elementor, I recommend those really highly. They're terrific, and they deal with a lot of design issues that manifest themselves as "bald patches" in both regulsr Elementor and Elementor Pro.)

The solution was achieved by picking up this slider-specific addon, which is very clever indeed and which I look forward to getting to know better over time.

...So all that stuff is now as dealt-with as it needs to be in the short term. I can see where in the slightly longer term I'll be tearing the entire site down to rebuild it from scratch in a newer idiom. Probably when the books get re-covered sometime next year: we're about due. BUT NOT RIGHT THE FECK NOW, as at the moment I'm sick of the sight of the damn thing.

(Probably not least because every time I've had to look at the top-page slider while troubleshooting it over the last week and a half, every time I see the ridiculous-but-necessary oversimplification[s] of the core series plot[s] / theme[s], I've wound up gritting my teeth over how much more could be said about every one of those books. It's like having to describe seven Star Trek novels, one after another, by that much-loved and almost infinitely applicable phrase "The Enterprise is menaced by a strange alien force." ...But—shrug—marketing, yeah? What can you do.)

Anyway: now I can go on to deal with something else. THANK YOU GODDESS.

Like, tomorrow being Cyber Monday... more marketing. <helplesslaughter> Whoopee. </helplesslaughter>

(ETA: Meanwhile I'm going to cheer myself up by reminding everybody of how MCU!Luis "summarized" The Door Into Fire.) :)

[nineties-effect]

[starcanwrecked-sexyman-bracket]

StarCanWreckedPulp Awards Winners

Categories - Biggest Fans of Shows

Biggest A Very Potter Trilogy Fan:

@fan-person-forevernever

Biggest Me and My Dick Fan:

@gotta-get-back-to-hatchetfield

Biggest Starship Fan:

@peterstankoffski

Biggest Holy Musical B@man Fan:

@howdoesabatbecomeaman

Biggest Trail To Oregon Fan:

@ruthflemwad

Biggest Ani: A Parody Fan:

@tnoy-keraxis

Biggest Firebringer Fan:

@notadwarfplanet

Biggest The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals Fan:

@floreroni

Biggest Black Friday Fan:

@gottabecoolbeans

Biggest Nerdy Prudes Must Die Fan:

@peterstankoffski

Biggest Nightmare Time Season 1 Fan:

@androgynous-sack-of-flesh-3

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[bettyfrommars]

If you ever notice historical inaccuracies in my fics, just know that it is secretly a part of the nightmare factory au and nothing ever makes any sense. Typing on a computer keyboard in 1959? Absolutely. A button-down shirt worn in the 1800's? Happens all the time here. L'eggs pantyhose in 1910? Sure. The costume department always has some hiccups on the weekends when its run by actual clowns who fart around with a whoopee cushion and make balloon animals while they sharpen their teeth. Don't get me started on the fact that the simulation machine has been broken for weeks🙄 and Kevin won't hire anyone to fix it. Nightmares have been stuck on a loop and everyone is showing up at the same mall in their dreams like it's 1996 but it's crowded as hell and there's not enough Sbarro for everyone. People keep running into old ex's and can't find their wallets while I Saw the Sign by Ace of Base is on repeat.

[that1insomniac]

Jax vs Sans. the war of the smiley trashbags.

Could not have asked for a better ask to start this blog.

Jax

“Ooh, violence.”

Jax is a humanoid jackrabbit trapped inside of The Amazing Digital Circus. Throughout the first 2 episodes of the show, he’s portrayed as a sadistic person who appears not to care about harming others (including his friends).

Pros:

Digital Body (can’t ‘die’, immune to almost all types of death inducing methods)

Sadistic Nature (won’t care that much if Sans starts showing weakness)

Cartoon Physics Apply to Him (can teleport/run absurdly fast, stretch limbs, etc.)

Cons:

Arrogant (might give Sans an opening to attack)

Impatient (gave up driving the rig in Candy Carrier Chaos because the horn sucked)

Quick to Anger/Recklessness (doesn’t really think things through, can be rash)

Sans

*Can’t doge forever. Keep attacking.

Sans is a monster sealed underneath Mt. Ebott. Through most of the game, he’s depicted as a smiling, pun-telling, fourth wall breaking funny bone man. However, if you kill everyone in the game, he turns into one of the hardest boss fights in the entire game.

Pros:

Wide Variety of Weaponry (gravity manipulation, bone summoning, gaster blasters, KR, etc.)

Able to Dodge (this is unique in the game, as monsters don’t usually dodge attacks)

Able to Break The Normal Fighting System (attacking you on your turn, not letting you even have your turn)

Cons:

Low Stamina (can only dodge a certain amount of times, grows tired as battle progresses)

Stats (1 HP, 1 ATK)

Lazy (needs a lot of motivation to even start a fight)

Fight Explanation

So the way this fight will go is that we’re gonna assume that both characters are somehow teleported to a giant floating slab in the middle of nowhere, exactly as they are right now. Alright, let’s do this.

FIGHT

“JAX!! WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING CENTIPEDES IN MY ROOM!!!”

Ragatha’s screams echoed all through the tent, causing the inhabitants to stir out of their sleep. They didn’t blame Ragatha though, they all knew how much of a jerk Jax is.

“Chillax dollface, they’re not even real. All digital, remember?”

”WELL THEY FEEL REAL TO ME!!”

Ragatha attempted to hurl a sewing needle at Jax’s eye. He dodged it easily, and turned to face Ragatha, eyebrows raised.

“Really, dollface? I thought you knew better than tha-“

Suddenly, a shadow set upon the tent. Before anyone knew what was happening, a giant black hand had grabbed Jax and dragged him through the nearest door. Jax caught a glimpse of a swirling golden tower before being dropped onto a giant, flat, gray landscape.

Groaning, Jax got to his feet.

“Hey, what’s the big idea!?”

After dusting himself off, Jax looked around. He saw nothing but flat gray ground as far as the eye could see. Suddenly, from behind, he heard a voice. A low, menacing voice that shook him to his core.

“don’t you know how to greet a new pal? turn around… and s h a k e m y h a n d.”

Instinctively, Jax spun around and threw a punch. When he withdrew his fist from the air (he seemed to have missed his intended target), he saw a skeleton standing a few inches away with his hand outstretched.

“woahhh there pal, it’s just the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick.”

Jax was seething. First the stupid ragdoll had tried to kill him, and now this skeleton was mocking him. He was sure that this was one of Caine’s tricks, trying to make him “behave better”. Well he wasn’t going to take this, not from that damn AI and certainly not from one of his stupid NPC’s. He drew his fist back again and started trying to hit the skeleton anywhere he could, but no matter where he tried to punch, the skeleton seemed to be a few inches away.

“man, you really like trying to kill people you first meet. reminds me of a friend of mine.”

Sans decided that it was time to see if this rabbit was worth messing around with. Casually, he lifted up his hand and held Jax in place. Jax, stunned at his inability to move, watched as the skeleton’s ‘eyes’ went dark leaving 2 empty eye sockets that seemed to stare into his soul.

*Jax, LV. 19 - 54 ATK 48 DEF

*Seems he can’t be reasoned with…

“huh, LV. 19… wonder how you managed that.”

“What the hell are you on about skeleton, lemme go!” Jax was struggling against the invisible force holding him up. Sans obliged, letting him drop to the ground with a sickening crunch.

“Not like that, dumbass! I meant gently!”

Sans didn’t respond. He noticed the uneasy aura around Jax that he had previously thought was the eerie environment. This rabbit had to be stopped, lest it bring more chaos and destruction to its home.

“let’s just get to the point” Sans said, snapping his fingers

Jax whirled around. He was now in a 2 dimensional white box, facing the skeleton.

“Oh so that’s how you wanna do it huh, funny man?!? Give yourself a smaller space for you to run!?” Jax was fuming. He’d never seen anything like this.

”welp, i guess you know what they say… you don’t carrot all until someone shows that your actions aren’t white as fur.”

“Jeez that was awfu-“ Jax didn’t get a chance to finish because before he knew it, he was being slammed against one of the boxes walls. He quickly bounced back to his feet and lunged at the skeleton, barely missing the bones that shot out of the wall behind him. He charged, pulling a flintlock from behind his ears. He dodged more bones, then punched at the skeleton. As he had expected, the skeleton had dodged out of the way, but now he took aim and fired the flintlock right at the smiling idiot.

Sans still managed to dodge, driving the rabbit further into anger. Suddenly, a dragon skull almost as big as the fudge monster in the candy kingdom appeared and hit him square in the torso. It hurt like hell, but it couldn’t kill Jax.

“Hey stupid! I’m a human, not an NPC like you! You can’t exactly kill me!”

Sans stopped for a second. The rabbit’s words had confused him. Human? But this… thing clearly wasn’t human… right? Before he could ponder this question too much, he saw the bunny take aim again and dodged the bullet. Jax, now going to desperate measures to get one hit on the skeleton, pulled out a minigun he stole from the rig and opened fire on Sans.

Sans dodged all the bullets, but the constant assault was wearing him down. Very early in the battle, he decided to use his pre-special attack. Jax dropped his minigun as he was slammed from wall to wall, but he knew now how to dodge to bones. After hitting all for walls, he had to dodge around a bunch of bones.

”Is that all you got?!?” taunted Jax.

Sans’ smile widened as he stretched the box and sent the rabbit flying down the hall. Jax, not expecting this, was forced to twist his digital body in a way no normal body could to avoid the stream of bones down the hall he now zoomed down. He collided sharply with a wall and had to jump as yet more bones came at him. After that, yet more dragon skulls tried to blast him, forcing him to run screaming in circles. Finally, the blasters stopped, but then the skeleton grabbed him again and started outright pounding him against the walls.

At long last, all was silent. Jax was sprawled on the floor, flat as a pancake, while Sans was nearby, gasping and wheezing after all the effort he had used. Jax peeled himself up off the ground.

Holy shit, that hurt. This is the most brutal NPC that Caine’s ever made, thought Jax. He noticed the skeleton kneeling nearby. “Whassa matta with you bone man? All tuckered out?” Jax grinned malevolently, knowing his victory was within his grasp. Sans got to his feet.

“welp, guess it’s time for my special attack.” he said, grinning at the rabbitoid. Jax prepared himself, expecting bones, dragon skulls, or walls to rush him at any minute. But nothing came.

“So uhhh… wherezit at?” he asked.

Sans grin broadened. “this is my special attack. it’s nothing. and it ain’t gonna be anything either.”

Jax was puzzled. “You mean… you give up? Wow guess i’m better than even I thought.” He reached for one of his guns, but found there were none. No matter, he thought, i’ll just punch this guy into oblivion he stepped forward, and was instantly teleported back.

“nope. can’t attack yet. it’s not your turn.”

Jax narrowed his eyes. “You mean we’ve been fighting on the honor system this whole time?! That’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard!” He started running at the skeleton, but kept being teleported back.

Sans stared at him. “yep, common courtesy. i attack you, you attack me, so one so forth. an eye for an eye socket.”

“Quit… With… The… PUNS!!!” Jax yelled trying desperately to get at the skeleton, but no matter what he tried, he couldn’t get near him. This was too much for Jax. He wasn’t used to being unable to reach his goals, and now the ultimate NPC stood before him and he couldn’t kill him. Now laughing like a maniac, Jax started actually clawing at the invisible force driven between him and his adversary. Suddenly, black goop started running out of every orifice in his face. He doubled up, cackling, as the goop consumed him, sprouting multi-colored eyes all over his body. Jax had abstracted.

End of battle

Thoughts

This battle was hard to think about. As Jax technically can’t die, and Sans only dies if you don’t move during his final attack, this was tricky. Like I said, it all boils down to Sans’ final attack. In a battle of wills, who would win? Jax would have had to sit and do nothing for 5 minutes before getting the chance to strike at Sans, and I honestly couldn’t see him doing that (impatient bastard).

SANS WINS!

Do you agree with this? Lemme know in the comments how this would have gone in your mind. I read all comments and am really curious to hear your thoughts! :)

[theboywithburninghands]

Welp, another Funnybunny/Buttonblossom/Bunnydoll tidbit emerges. This one sorta rounds out the last three, with Ragatha being introduced into the relationship and Jax being a big baby about it. Buuuut I think it’s sweet and I think it’s a good jumping off point for more wild ideas. Hope you enjoy it!

t/w: mild relationship drama

Kiss and Makeup

Pomni woke up and wiped the drool off her cheek. She fumbled around for her alarm clock, forgetting for a moment that she didn’t have one. She sighed and sat up, yawning mightily and rubbing her eyes.

Pomni: What happened..?

Her brain, still murky with sleep, took a few moments to process what had happened. She got back from dinner, came to her bedroom and was going to lay down for a little while before she went to see Jax…

Pomni: And I guess… I fell asleep.

She groaned. Her eyes ached. It felt good to close them. Truthfully, she could have just flopped back down on her pillow and gone back to bed, but she wanted to see Jax. She had spent her free time yesterday at the amusement park with Ragatha, so it was his turn tonight. She hoped she hadn’t slept too long and missed the chance to cuddle with him…

She opened the door to the hallway and squinted at the light, shielding her eyes with one hand. She kept it on her brow as she shuffled over to Jax’s door, using her other hand to grip the doorknob and give it a twist. It opened onto an empty room. Jax’s various practical jokes were scattered here and there: his pink whoopee cushion on his chair (he was no doubt going to hide that later for someone to sit on), his joy buzzer sitting open on his desk next to a small toolset, a jar of rubber centipedes and cockroaches on his nightstand. But he was gone, his bed empty and unmade like usual.

Pomni: Whatever… there’s always tomorrow night.

Pomni closed the door and yawned again, dragging her feet back to her room.

Pomni: Bed…

She had her hand on the doorknob and was ready to turn it before she heard a soft, cloying voice in the back of her head.

“Something’s wrong…”

Pomni: *firmly* Bed.

As much as she hated to admit it, it was going to be impossible to get back to sleep now. Once anxiety stung, it started to unbearably itch, and she could already feel unease pooling inside her. She sighed, and even though her eyes longed to be shut again, she walked out into the main area.

It was also deserted. Pomni blinked more awake now, starting to feel the familiar burn of panic in her stomach.

Pomni: Jax?

Truthfully she hadn’t expected an answer, but maybe if she called out to him enough times, those big ears of his would eventually hear her voice. Pomni scanned the entire room several times, before grunting in equal parts annoyance and worry before she left to go look out on The Grounds.

The simulated night air was pleasant enough. The program had even gotten the smell of evening dew on the grass right. She heard the trill of nonexistent frogs as she looked out on the Digital Lake, it’s surface reflecting silvery-white moonlight.

She opened her mouth to call Jax’s name again before she heard a distant shriek. She blinked, looking around frantically to see if she could pinpoint where the sound came from. Her eyes fell on a lanky figure exiting the woods, and just from the silhouette, she could see the long set of ears atop their head.

Pomni: Jax! Hey, Jax!

She called out for him, but he must not have heard her. She was quite far away after all… she decided to meet him halfway and began to walk around the lake.

She stopped walking when she saw the rabbit pause and double over, as though in pain. Pomni watched him gradually stand up straight again, walk to the shore of the lake and sit down, arms across his knees and his forehead on his arms.

Almost like he was hurt.

Pomni: Oh s#?%!

Pomni raced towards Jax, the bells on her hat jingling with every step. She didn’t waste any breath calling out to him. She needed to get Caine. How did she get a hold of him after hours?!

She doubled over and panted about sixty feet from Jax. She took a few breaths to sate her burning lungs, then called out.

Pomni: Jax..?! Are you okay?

To her surprise and relief, Jax shot right to his feet. She was still a bit too far away to see his face in the dark.

Jax: Pomni! Wh- Why are you *wipes his eyes* why are you out here?

Pomni approached him a bit more leisurely, seeing that he wasn’t injured, but… what was wrong with his face?

Pomni: You weren’t in your bed and I saw you crouch down- Why are you out here? Are you crying?

Jax: No! No, I- *wet sniff* No, I-I got allergies is all… *clears throat*

Pomni: But… you don’t have a nose.

Jax: Speak for yourself.

As she got closer, Pomni could see his face at last. While he managed his usually toothy smile, the corners of his mouth were strained, and his eyes had a red glaze.

Pomni: You have been crying! Jax, wh-what happened?

Jax: No, it’s just hayfever..-

Pomni: Oh what’s next, “there’s something in my eye?” Don’t bull$#?% me. *walks closer and delicately takes his hand* Did something happen? Di-Did I do something wrong?

There was a long and painful pause as Jax tried to find his words. There was no way out of this except straight up running away, which was extremely tempting… but…

Jax: I just-I don’t get it.

Pomni: You don’t get what?

Jax: Why do you want to be with her over me..? What did I do wrong?

Pomni: You- …Jax, I told you, I’m not replacing you. You told me that you were okay with it…

Jax: I KNOW! I thought I could deal with it when I said that. And I wanted you to feel better. But I can’t deal with it.

Pomni: …You lied?

Jax: No, I didn’t. I didn’t lie. I told you, I thought I could deal with it. But she thinks I’m a kid, and she rubbed it in my face, and I just… it all fell down.

Pomni: Ragatha made fun of you? Ragatha? What did she say?

Jax: Answer my question first. What did I do wrong?

Pomni: Jax, you didn’t do anything wrong! You’re great! I just like Ragatha too!

Jax: But- what does she have that I don’t? Is she prettier than me? Smarter than me?

Pomni: Jax. Think about what you’re saying. Have I shown any less interest in you? How many nights have we spent talking for hours? Did you forget how I was ripping my hair out two days at the thought of hurting you? In fact- the whole reason I’m out here was because I went to your room to cuddle with you, and I got worried when I didn’t find you! I… I love you…

Jax: *fresh tears bead in his eyes* I love you too…

The two of them came together in a hug. Pomni felt a lump form in her own throat upon feeling Jax’s slender body shudder in her arms. She felt two or three warm teardrops land on her shoulder. She rubbed his back.

Pomni: But… I love Ragatha too. And I’m not forcing myself to choose between you and her. You’re both amazing.

There was a soft gasp behind the pair of embraced lovers. Ragatha had a hand to her mouth, her other hand holding Layla.

Pomni: Ragatha..?

Ragatha: I-I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt, I… oh, Jax…

The rabbit instinctively wiped his eyes, and broke the hug with Pomni.

Jax: It’s nothing. I’m sorry.

Ragatha: Jax-

Jax: No, shut up, let me just… let me… *sniffles and wipes his eyes* I know what you meant when you said you were proud of me. It stung because you… because I thought you were-

Pomni: Wait, that’s what she said?! She was proud of you?!

Jax: It felt like an insult okay?!

Pomni: IN WHAT WORLD IS THAT AN INSULT?!

Ragatha: Pomni, shush! Let him talk!

Jax: It was stupid, okay?! I know it was stupid, but- I- I know I don’t deserve it and I’ll just- I’ll just keep being an @$$hole probably but I’m-I’m not a kid, I’m… I’m…

Ragatha: Jax. You’re going in circles. Breathe with me.

Jax: I don’t need your help-!

Ragatha: Jax. Breathe with me. Come on, ready? In…

Ragatha took a deep breath, Jax rolling his eyes and glaring, but sucking in some air all the same

Ragatha: Out, like you’re blowing on a dandelion.

The two of them exhaled in tandem.

Ragatha: Okay, go on.

Jax: Don’t say “you’re proud of me” like you’re so much better than I am. I know I’m a jerk, but you’re not perfect either… But… I’m sorry. I thought you were trying to take Pomni away from me because I wasn’t…wasn’t cutting it anymore. That good enough?

Ragatha: *taps a hand on her chin, then points it at Jax* Promise you’ll stop hiding centipedes in my room?

Jax: No way.

Pomni: Jax.

Jax: Alright alright alright, no more centipedes.

Ragatha: And say you’re sorry to Layla. *holds up the microphone beetle*

Jax: ……..I’m sorry Layla.

Ragatha: Then all is forgiven!

Before the rabbit could react, Ragatha had her arms around him, Layla hopping off of the doll woman’s hand into Pomni’s, who caught her clumsily. Jax stiffened at Ragatha’s sudden hug, but couldn’t help but relax a little against her. She was… really soft. And she smelled nice. His cheeks warmed up.

Pomni: Jax, I’m sorry I made you feel like that… Even if it was a misunderstanding, I’ll try and make it up to you somehow, okay?

Jax: Nah. I feel better. About… everything, really.

Ragatha: We should get some sleep… Layla needs to go back to her room anyway.

The three of them walked back to the tent in comfortable silence. They all felt much lighter. After returning Layla to Kinger, (who was delighted to see her, even if he had forgotten that he lent her out at all), they all stood outside Ragatha’s bedroom.

Ragatha: Well, see you in the morning guys. Good talk.

Ragatha smooched them both on the cheek.

Jax: *with one eye closed in disgust* Eugh… *wipes the kiss off but blushes faintly*

Pomni: Ehehe… *blushes much less faintly and plays with her fingers*

Ragatha: Goodnight.~ *she smiles and goes into her room, shutting the door*

Pomni and Jax were left looking at one another.

Pomni: …Do you want to stay the night in my room? It’s your turn since Ragatha and I went on that date yesterday…

Jax: Nah. I honestly just want to sleep.

Pomni: …Tomorrow night?

Jax: Tomorrow night sounds good. *he smiles*

The two of them shared a brief but sweet kiss there in the corridor before going their separate ways. As Pomni rolled into bed, she felt exhaustion fall over her, and almost as soon as she hit the pillow, she fell into the gentle, muffled black clouds of deep sleep.