#whos on first

[ask-thirdbase]

Found a scrunkly weird little cat in an abandoned building I was fucking around in & I need you guys to help me convince Slender to let me keep it-

I named it Crumb Cake

[onearthwerebrieflygorgons]

David Bowie really turned "Who's On First" into a song intro and we all just let it happen huh

[mirbisduschoen]

Batman AU where

the Jokester saves Charlie Collins from Owlman, like a sort of reverse version of The Joker's Favor.

Like, Charlie Collins becomes...The Straight Man! A third comedic vigilante to go with Harlequin and Jokester. Harley is Jokester's GF, and Charlie is Jokester's platonic BFF.

Charlie's intentionally not let into the meat of most plans because they are planned around his confusion. When the Jokester puts on stand up comedy at theaters in friendly areas of town, Charlie is the Abbott to Jokester's Costello.

Heck, maybe they put on Abbott and Costello sketches.

They develop a running gag of saying "Third Base!" whenever anyone around them says "I don't know".

Heroic Harvey Dent, interrogating an Owlman minion and yelling in his face gravelly like the trilogy Dark Knight: "WHERE ARE THEY?"

Crook: "I-I-I don't know-"

Charlie and Jokester from the background: "THIRD BASE!"

Heroic Harvey Dent: (exasperated silence, you can tell he's rolling his eyes so hard under the two-tone mask)

Crook: ....????

[ugliest-jester-around]

I'm more than an attention whore ;3 -Doby

Begon thot! By the way can I slip you my partners number?

[starbuck]

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[emilnikos]

I need non autistic people to realise meltdowns are a real debilitating thing that has a serious effect on your mental and physical health NOWWWWW!!! The way its been trivialized and lessened pisses me the fuck off. It's not a tantrum and it doesn't come from "being too weak-willed" it's painful and it's embarrassing AND MOST OF ALL IT'S INVOLUNTARY!! Don't claim to be an ally to autistic or disabled people and then make fun of people who have meltdowns. Literally get the hell out of my sight

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[ask-thirdbase]

Are there any other trans pastas?

Yeah!

I know Nina is trans, so is Ben, LJ is Dollgender, EJ is nonbinary

No one in this house is cishet i swear, lol

Even Slender is agender-

We're all queer here <3

[unionize-aromantically]

reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

[Doesn't apply to Harry Potter fans, no hot chocolate for you. JKR is an irredeemable bigot]

[serialunaliver]

"before you stop a customer from shoplifting, consider they may really need the item and can't afford it"

[blushft]

dm'ing a mutual you've never interacted with one-on-one is so embarrassing like. hi.... im sorry. you can kill me if you want... can i have your discord..... if not.. feel free to shoot me down where i stand... im sorry.. i'll leave..

[visualnovelboyfriend]

why should palestinians have to leave behind their land because israel wont stop killing them. why should anyone have to leave behind their life and memories and sentimental value just because an aggressor is left unchallenged. please think this sentiment through and delete it from your thoughts. instead of blaming an oppressed people for living in a hostile land, ask who is making that land hostile to live in.

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[mamawasatesttube]

BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”