#wilder wilder what the fuck is this

[gumpistol]

          ❝ i'm gonna kick your ass you big dumb pink bird man. ❞ / @mingos

[marcyonacross]

Fully obsessed with the concept of Copia. He's over fifty years old. He's a gamer. His arrival coincides with the death of every previous Papa like he's the bringer of the bubonic plague. He rides little tricycles around the Ministry. He's apparently a professional dancer as well as being the vocalist for a metal band but has a Charisma of 8. He's pathetic (canon). He's literally the Satanic Pope. He loves his mom. He's kind of a bitch. He wears tracksuits with dress shoes. Tobias hates him but is chronically incapable of killing him off because he serves so much cunt. I really can't decide if I want to be this man or be inside him

[spitinsideme]

adult lottielee makeout ... woah ...

[sunny-rants]

Lesbian Misty Quigley you mean so much to me

Lesbian Misty Quigley who’s always wanted nothing more than to be normal, to be included, but can never quite get there and doesn’t know why. Lesbian Misty Quigley with comphet, who’s always manipulating men to try and get them to like her, who serial dates and tries to be sexy for them, because that’s what she thinks she’s supposed to do. Who seeks approval like she needs air, yes from men, but more importantly from her female peers whose opinions matter most to her. Lesbian Misty Quigley who found her place in The Wilderness, being useful to these girls who meant everything to her, and who has felt unmoored, without a purpose since they left The Wilderness. Lesbian Misty Quigley who has been in love with Nat since they were kids, who translates that love into devotion and obsession and acts of service. Lesbian Misty Quigley who asks “when people look at me do they just see someone desperate for love?” because she is desperate. She’s desperate for the approval and validation she’s been chasing her whole life, that she thinks is synonymous with love, but even more so she’s desperate for real love, actual reciprocated romantic love. But she can’t accept that she wants that from women because then she’d have to accept that her worst fears are true: she is different. So she lies and manipulates and stalks and forces her way into people’s lives because that’s the only way she knows how to love them.

[stella-clara]

Something about Dismas being the one with barks implying he has vague memories about the Hamlet

Something about Dismas being the one who recognizes the Hoarder but can't place from where

Something about Dismas having unique barks showing For Certain he remembers Reynauld. That that's his friend he's trying to save his friend

There's something here and by god am I fascinated by it

[welcometogrouchland]

I like to think that when the batfamily inevitably runs out of money and jobless Bruce, Tim, and Dick* find themselves in financial need, Steph reveals that she's made thousands of dollars taking odd jobs around Gotham City that we just never saw bc Steph hasn't been in a comic for months. Nobody checked in on her and while they weren't looking she made 6 grand babysitting and playing piano at a local theatre. Bruce has to grovel for enough money to buff out a scratch on the batmobile and Steph is revelling in it. This is the closest she's ever going to get to being a supervillain

*(Cass and Jason don't need money to survive on account of being homeless as kids + Babs funds Cass' basic needs and Damian is on his mom's payroll, same w/ duke even if it's obvs not al ghul money)

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

why were the eggs so dirty the day before they left. why was pomme cracked. that happened BEFORE they left. they couldnt remember what happened. What the FUCK was that about

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Tim's life is just a constant trash fire isn't it

-🎭☕

Yes yes it is- thats why its entertaining, its like Tiger King except you actually LIKE the people involved

[icys-junkyard]

player character once again ignoring the plot and putting themself in harms way to satisfy their own agenda

[shebpaw]

These tags made me laugh because I grew up in Atlanta, GA sorta-suburbia and when I learned Warrior cats kinda also takes place in a similar setting I went "yeah"

[babyitsmagic]

@shxfting sent: “Six feet of dirt would look great on you.” for wilder from andie <3

"oh, have you thought about that? do you think about me, andie?"

[vaguely-concerned]

I love Malcolm Hawke's first dialogue in Legacy (the one you get if you unbind the shade kept trapped by two seals in a little cell). clearly this whole business was the darkest shittiest time of his life and he's selling his soul and betraying every single one of his principles and everything, but he sounds so endearingly... snippy and exasperated about the wardens using demons willy nilly. the "listen I know I'm up to some shady stuff here and everything but let it not be said I was untidy. I'm fixing your shit as far as I'm able here. you will not be able to pin this one on me. these demons were here before I arrived, this is on the record now" energy. the way he's taking time out of his day to be responsible and enforce mage OSHA regulations in the middle of maybe the most hilariously irresponsible thing anyone's ever done after the magisters tried to break into the golden city. exquisite. the real Hawke family curse is having to specify that actually not all of the catastrophe was your fault okay this is at least like... 30% not on me this time. I. I tried. everything was on fire and I had a children's toy bucket and a bottle of rum on hand

[guiltiest-gear]

I know this is a wild thing to drop into your inbox with no warning or context but I just remembered the time that I (in a dream) helped Walter White and Jesse Pinkman kill a guy, then Jesse and I went off to go have lunch together at a fancy cafe while Walter blackmailed Hank (who was also there and helped with the murder)

[lottieurl]

so very tired of HOT TAKES that are like yellowjackets isn't about cannibalism and in fact i do not want more cannibalism to happen because it's actually about trauma and the adults trying to move on from it <3 like okay quick tell me about the trauma you speak of without mentioning the cannibalism. next! what particular scene is about them moving on that's not ALSO about them failing at moving on from it. is it taissa's vegetarianism? is it taissa beheading her pet? is it shauna killing her lover and cutting up his body? is it lottie recreating the cult they formed in the wilderness? is it travis dying because he wanted to communicate with the wilderness decades later? is it them all taking part in that very same ritual they created back then that ends in death this time as well and that ALWAYS ENDED IN CANNIBALISM BEFORE? lets not rush through this lets be very thorough. genuinely what is the obsession with "it's not about cannibalism ACTUALLY" takes about every show or book or movie where the core of the plot is indeed cannibalism. like at that point what does it mean for a show or a movie or a book to be about cannibalism? does it mean there is absolutely NOTHING else going on? and i mean it literally because

so i guess the entirety of it has to be someone nameless chewing on human flesh with absolutely NOTHING else even mentioned or else it's not about cannibalism according to online critics. oh you can find a deeper symbolic meaning in the cannibalism? so it's not about cannibalism. why are you so afraid of admitting that yes among other things it's about cannibalism. why are you willing to talk about how Actually it's about trauma but ignore the way literally all of that trauma is tied to cannibalism. AND YES IT CAN ALWAYS BE ABOUT CAPITALISM OR ABOUT POSSESSIVE RELATIONSHIPS OR ABOUT MEAT INDUSTRY OR ABOUT GRIEF OR OR OR. does not change the fact that it's cannibalism does it?

[nuwhoshitpostgenerator]

Batshit theory time: Rogue is Romana

[lokh]

im gonna draw my gaiaonline avi