#woke up married

[jollyrolls]

@prongsfootfest

Prompt Number: 96

Prompt Details: After a night of drunken debauchery (maybe a series of escalating dares with the other marauders), Sirius and James wake to find that they are now married. It should be quick and easy mistake to fix by getting an annulment, so why are they dragging their feet…

Rating: Teen and Up

I am super excited for this fest!! So much awesome content for this ship! 🥳🥳

[sanguinarysanguinity]

I am so curious about 2 Woke 2 Married

A Flight of the Heron AU wherein Keith and Ewen... wake up married! Obviously this is an AU in which same-sex marriage is a thing in eighteenth century Scotland, but I see no reason that only authors writing contemporary fandoms get to engage in this kind of tropey fun. This is actually my second go at the premise; as soon as I can get it copy-edited, it'll be ready to publish.

~

"I will not hold you to it," Windham said, and Ewen looked up, incredulous.

"Not hold me to it?"

"To an oath you cannot remember making? What kind of churl do you take me for? If we cannot have an annulment, I can at least make no claims upon you."

"And if we had been gambling last night and you held my IOU, signed and sealed, would you not hold me to that, either?" Ewen demanded, insulted by Windham's gallantry.

Windham's lips tightened. "If the IOU were for Ardroy -- for your future, and all of your line -- no, I would not."

Ardroy… It took him like a blow, that he would have no heirs for Ardroy. The world went grey, and Windham -- or Keith, as Ewen must call him, for they were married now -- took him by the elbow and guided him to sit on the bed.

[angelbutterfly-writes]

Not Our Bed. It's Mine.

I might regret writing this because I think I traumatised myself, but I hope you'll enjoy reading this.

-----

1: That scene in 4x01: Life and Death

"A hug... I..." Her voice trembles with each word, the soft whispers and words left unsaid filling the otherwise silent night.

She still can't wrap her head around it, that her best friend in the entire world is just... gone, taken away from her by the single push of a trigger. It's all too common in their line of work and yet, unimaginable.

They were in a safe place, in their happy little bubble, celebrating life and love. How could a celebration turn into a funeral just like that?

It's just...

"Yeah." It takes him less than a second to wrap his arms around her, to tuck her head beneath his chin, and hold her as close as he physically could.

After today, after knowing the lengths La Fiera would go to to enact her revenge, he's thankful she's still by his side, because he knows she could've easily turned her attention to the one responsible for putting her in jail, and he'd be caressing her lifeless body once again instead.

He's fearful for Angela and her unborn child, and he grieves for the bright soul they lost in the young officer, but for the moment, he's grateful he can be her source of comfort, and someone she can depend on.

But time moves all too fast and he finds himself needing to let her go.

She feels the chill the second she leaves the comfort of his arms, but the look he gives her fills her with a warmth she's never felt before. In his gaze, she finds a longing, a deep sense of yearning and a calmness she is yet to understand.

Their gaze is charged with intensity and words which don't need to be said. He knows her as well as she knows him, and both know that being alone is the last thing they want tonight.

He gently places his hands on her shoulders as he turns her around, leading her over to his room. There's only one bed, and while neither of them had been planning to share it, things never really go to plan.

He ushers her over to the left, tucking her beneath the blankets before moving to the right. It's the least worn part of the bed and he knows he'll feel the effects of the stiffer mattress in the morning, but he'd gladly give anything up just so she'd feel safe and comfortable.

"Good night." She whispers, willing her eyes to slip shut so she could fall into the land of slumber where she can dream of him. But the second she does, all she remembers is how she held him in her arms the night that Chris died, and how she wishes he were here toHe hears the soft sobs before the bed begins to shake, and all his reservations disappear. He pulls her into him, covering her entire body with his as he gently brushes her hair aside.

He presses his skin to her face, drying all her tears away as he whispers soft sweet nothings into her ear. It's not much in the way of comfort, but it's the only thing he can do... Just hold her until everything fades away.

Slowly but surely, they fall asleep, and when they wake to Wesley's call, they move about as if nothing has happened.

[themculibrary]

Accidental Marriage In Vegas Masterlist

Here's to Las Vegas (ao3) - iam93percentstardust steve/tony T, 1k

Summary: The day after Steve gets married, he wakes up in a Las Vegas hotel with a ring on his finger and Tony Stark snuggled up beside him.

I Do. I Just Don't Remember. (ao3) - WillowPerpetua steve/bucky E, 14k

Summary: After years of mutual pining, Steve and Bucky join their friends on a trip to Las Vegas and make excellent, poor life choices. They discover that what happens in Vegas may not always stay there, but maybe it was never meant to.

“We’re in Vegas. Las Vegas, Buck! We could do anything. We could get married!” “You want to?” Bucky asked. “Why the hell not?”

I Wanna Be Yours (ao3) - fallenstar88 pepper/tony T, 2k

Summary: While in Las Vegas, Tony and Pepper make an abrupt decision.

Takes place after IM2.

Remember What You Told Me (ao3) - moodymelanist steve/bucky T, 3k

Summary: Steve Rogers thought he could live with carrying a torch for his definitely-straight best friend. But that was before they accidentally got married after a crazy night out in Vegas, and it was definitely before the press found out Captain America and the Winter Soldier eloped.

Shake the Glitter Off Your Clothes (ao3) - brandnewsoul darcy/steve T, 1k

Summary: Steve wakes up covered in glitter and married to Darcy. Really, things could be a lot worse.

That one special person to annoy for the rest of my life (ao3) - artsies loki/tony M, 6k

Summary: Tony and Loki end up drunk in Vegas - and married, to both their surpise. Loki turns out to be a devoted husband, as does Tony, so they stay that way.

In secret.

That's What You Get (ao3) - kiwigirl nick/darcy G, 7k

Summary: Darcy Lewis goes to Vegas and makes several terrible alcohol-fuelled decisions. This is what happens.

That's What You Get for Waking Up in Vegas (ao3) - LordOfThePoptarts natasha/tony M, 3k

Summary: Natasha and Tony have been dancing around each other for a year now. Both are perfectly happy to use the other as post-battle stress relief and 3 AM post-nightmare confidants, but they are the very definition of consummate professionals when they aren't alone and in highly emotionally charged situations. All that changes when the two attend a gala in Las Vegas.

that’s what you get for waking up in vegas (ao3) - haveufoundwhaturlookingfor clint/sam G, 1k

Summary: Sam knew Vegas was going to be crazy, but he didn't think his trip would end up with him being married to Clint Barton.

Turn Off Trouble Like You Turn Off A Light (ao3) - blithers darcy/steve T, 31k

Summary: "Oh, God," he said, and she knew just enough about Captain America to find this a pretty strongly worded statement on the situation. (Or, Steve and Darcy wake up married in Vegas.)

What happens in Vegas... (ao3) - asamandra clint/tony, pepper/tony M, 6k

Summary: When Tony was dying from palladium poisoning he ended very drunk in Las Vegas... and married...

What Happens In Vegas... (ao3) - Finely Honed (jaqen_hgar) bucky/tony T, 1k

Summary: “The… the thing about this guy,” Bucky slurred, covering one of his eyes in what could only be an attempt to counteract his double vision, “this guy. Him. Tony. You gotta understand Tony…”

Bucky trailed off, his thoughts slipping away from him. The him in question—Tony Stark—was giggling like a kid that’d had way too much candy, his face all scrunched up, and Bucky grabbed him, and kissed him.

[lochlot]

i haven’t finished the show yet but they totally are gay and run away together and live happily ever after right? guys ? right? guys?

[kendyzzlewp]

We’ll Keep Trying

pairing: art donaldson x fem!reader

tags: husband!artdonaldson, angst, domestic, married life, failed pregnancy

____________________________________________

You sat there defeated.

The negative pregnancy test seemed to mock you and your dream of starting a family. With a heavy sigh you tossed the plastic wand into the bin.

You wanted this so bad, not only for yourself but for Art as well. He finally slowed down his career, retiring from playing competitively, focusing on coaching and commentating on a couple of sports channels. The time seemed right. You both discussed it and were ready.

You’ve waited so long for this moment. The time to finally get pregnant and have a baby with the love of your life. Especially after supporting his career. for the better part of a decade. Joining him on tour when you were able to, never missing a game, eating the same diet as him in solidarity, working out together…you did everything a good wife was supposed to do.

God, you’ve waited enough and now that the time is right, your body won’t cooperate.

It had been months of constant disappointments for the both of you. One negative test after the other, one cycle after the other. Sex wasn’t even fun anymore. It was a job that had to be done in a specific window.

You missed the spontaneity. Having Art bend you over the kitchen counter, or over the dining table, or a chair or even a balcony railing. He loved bending you over anywhere he could but now, most of the time, sex consists of laying on your back with your legs raised

It’s still good. Art has always been generous with your pleasure but you miss the fun. The hair pulling, the ass smacking, the choking, the public rendezvous.

“Negative,” you announced as you walked into the primary bedroom. “Again.”

He was leaning against the doorframe, arms crossed. His biceps bulged from the sleeves of his gray shirt. His brown eyes were filled with concern but you still saw the disappointment flash through them.

“We’ll keep trying,” he promised, his tone determined. “It’ll happen.”

You smile sadly, climbing into bed with a heavy heart. “I don’t think I can keep doing this,” you admitted.

Art crossed the room and sat beside you on the edge of the bed, his presence a reassuring anchor in your turmoil. He reached for your hand, squeezing it gently.

"I know it's hard, sweetheart," he said softly. "But we’re in this together. Remember that."

You nodded, tears welling in your eyes. "I just feel so...tired. Like I'm failing you."

He lifted your chin, forcing you to meet his gaze. "You're not failing me. This isn't your fault. We have to believe it will happen when the time is right."

You took a deep breath, trying to draw strength from his words. "What if it never happens, Art? What then?"

"We'll cross that bridge if we come to it," he replied, brushing a tear from your cheek. "For now, we’ll keep trying naturally. Then we can explore every option. IVF, adoption—whatever it takes. We'll be parents someday."

His unwavering support warmed you, easing a bit of the heaviness in your chest. "Thank you," you whispered.

He leaned in, kissing your forehead tenderly. "We'll get through this. Together."

[thegreatyin]

Same spouse!!!

my personal headcanon is that every player with this item is married to every other player with it

that's hilarious. accepted

[multiseb21]

all I’m saying is that if there was a paddock wedding chapel back in the day, jenson button 100% would have gotten married in it

[aprill-99]

*Iron Flame Part II Summary*:

Violet: “So…. I think I might be back on my bullshit?”

Xaden: “No.” *grabs her hand* “We are back on our bullshit.”

[blue-rose-soul]

AU where Lucifer went down to New Orleans sometime between 1900 and 1910, right in the middle of Mardi Gras. Charlie was about 100ish at this time, and while Lucifer and Lilith were still together, there was a growing emotional distance between them that had been going on for a few decades at this point. Lucifer's just trying to have some fun and forget his worries for a little while, and he does. And he meets a nice lady. A very nice Creole woman who makes a mean pot of jambalaya with a kick right out of hell. They hit it off and spend the majority of the celebration together.

They get drunk. Very drunk. Lucifer doesn't remember most of that night. The woman, Nicaise, is pregnant.

By some quirk of genetics, the child comes out indistinguishable from a normal human, if significantly paler than his dark-skinned mother. Growing up, Nicaise always tells her son that his daddy was an angel, but all the boy sees is that his father abandoned him and his mother in a world that doesn't look kindly on black women or single mothers. He watches his mother struggle, he watches her suffer, and he grows up resenting and hating the men who make her life hell. Especially his father.

[sixosix]

SIKE i lied, semester sint over yet but guess what

@that one anon, your wish is my command❗️❗️❗️

extra: thoughts from the priest

source: steambird, trust me bro

IMFHEIDJGNNCID I JUST IJBOLED LOUD

[empiireans]

it’s just gay people calm down

more sillies because they make me SICK

if you got the reference in the second doodle, you get a cookie and a handshake

[sanguinarysanguinity]

2 Woke 2 Married (?!) for the WIP ask?

This is the most recent fork of the less-interestingly titled "Woke Up Married", in which Keith and Ewen... wake up married! *jazz hands*

Complete and all but ready to publish; it just needs a final copy edit. Unfortunately, my copy editor is having a rough winter, copy editing time is at a premium, and she spent all of it on my five (5) Yuletide stories. But hopefully in the next month or two...

Meanwhile, a snippet:

~

"Perhaps all is not lost," Keith said, looking up with grim determination. "I am a soldier, and we are in the midst of a war--"

"Hssht!" Ewen silenced him. "Would you make me a widower before my time? Do not speak of it!"

"It is a fitting solution--"

"It is not!" Ewen said, real anger his voice. He shook Keith's hands in reproof. "I will not hear of it! You must expunge any such notion from your mind!"

Keith's face twisted with emotion, before he again bent his head over Ewen's hand to hide his face.

"Forgive me for speaking harshly to you," Ewen said. "But you are my husband now, whether we will it or no, and I will not countenance any harm to you. Our bond is sacred, however contracted, and so is your life. I will not have you wishing harm on either of them."

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

[p4nishers]

let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.

[diathadevil]

Gets this out of my head like the sleep deprived maniac that I am.

Make of these headcanons what you will.