#wolf 359 incorrect quotes

[what-life-is-really-like]

Eiffel: There's still one thing I don't understand. Hera: Math? Lovelace: Science? Minkowksi: Bathing?

[minloveskis]

minkowski: okay doug, what do we say when things don’t go to plan on a mission?

eiffel: my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic

minkowski: no—

[hxuse-xf-black]

Seamus: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament. Seamus: Given that Ron's uninterrupted 53 week winning streak, he's agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

[fos-tis-zois]

Osamu: I can believe you publicly murdered the queen but I draw the line at freestyle jazz! Suna: You can believe that i publicly murdered the queen?!

[petrichorandarson]

Kaz: Now, if there isn’t anything else…

Nina: my mother just died!

Kaz: …excuse me?

Nina: um. my… very dear mother just died. tragically.

Kaz: Nina, we all know you don’t talk to your mother.

Jesper: my mother just died?

Kaz: no, Jesper.

[tiny-feral-arachnid-man]

On this morning's episode of Rotating Wolf 359 In My Brain™️, some incorrect quotes!

Minkowski: What the fuck.

Eiffel: Why don't you ever say 'good morning' to me anymore? :,(

Minkowski: Because you always do something that makes me say 'what the fuck' before I can do that. Why is the kitchen on fire??

Hera: ...we made pancakes? 🥺👉👈

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: Um...what would Jaania say if she were here right now?

The Hero, mimicking Jaania: “Hero! I know minimal information about the situation or its context, but I am ready to place all the blame squarely on your shoulders.”

[emmikay]

Alonzo: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament.

Victoria: Given Misto’s uninterrupted fifty-three-week winning streak, he has agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

[incorrectsibunaquotes]

~attempting to stall Victor~

Victor: Now if there isn't anything else-

Nina: My mother just died!

Victor: ...excuse me?

Nina: Um...my...very dear mother just died. Tragically.

Victor: Miss Martin, we all know your mother died a long time ago.

Alfie: My mother just died?

Victor: No, Alfie.

[uncorrectintamed]

Jin Ling: Jiujiu, please. Just...why you gotta be like that?

Jiang Cheng: Because I'm incapable of trusting others and I refuse to admit the possibility of personal growth in either them or myself.

[what-life-is-really-like]

Hera: What would you like to experience for the very first time? Eiffel: Natural serotonin production in my brain.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Hello. It is I, Jiro Yamashita. I am here now because I was drawn to the loud noises. Ah, look. Touma-kun has a head wound. What an excellent opportunity for science!

Jiro (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!)

[minloveskis]

eiffel: are you in an " just need to rest" kind of bad mood, or an "i'm about to smash everything with a bat" kind of bad mood?

minkowski: [lying on a couch, bat clutched to her chest] i haven't decided yet

[elvencantation]

yes i made a reel out of my own incorrect quote post…

[officerdeiffel]

hilbert: interesting. the odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small

minkowski: i would say infinitesimally

eiffel: yes, and i would say teenily weenily. we all know words

[mitzrayim]

DSSPPM Dedications

Carter: I dedicate this book to my mother, father, and every employee of Goddard Futuristics. 

Pryce: I dedicate this book to me because I wrote it. 

Carter: Miranda you can’t dedicate the book to yourself!

Pryce: Why not?