#work interrupted

[liminal-barbie]

William-Adolphe Bouguereau

Le Travail interrompu - Work Interrupted (1891)

[taletoldbyanidiot]

“The love that follows us sometime is our trouble, which still we thank as love.”

[snarkspawn]

old man varric

[hubrishazard]

I edited together all the clips of 14 frantically twirling and climbing and sliding around in here like his life depends on it

[sofiaruelle]

Elliot and his emotional support crab burning the midnight oil.

[mischievousspooks]

He brought home a heat lamp.

[c-hrona]

hey!! may i suggest number 19 for vashwood for the things you said prompt?

Things you said when we were the happiest we ever were.

Ask game (request closed u.u)

[aardwoof]

i wish more people in the hazbin fandom were homestucks man

it’s so glaringly obvious to me that vox has the BIGGEST pitch crush on alastor

[journey-to-the-attic]

barbatos's villain outfit reminded me of doc ock and i've been wanting to try designing ik's spiderkid costume for a while, so here!

[divorcedtom]

3x07 / 3x09 / 4x01 Tom not believing Greg when he talks about liking women

[linipikk]

It's been 4 years and I'm still obsessed with the way EP 02 of Good Omens entire paintball scene is a microcosm not only of the universe but of the whole Angels vs. Demons fight, God's position on it, and basically explains the ineffable plan without stalling in exposition. It's pure genius.

[qiinamii]

I can't stop rewatching your clips of Xiao during the Lantern Rite, like Xiao is me during Asian family gatherings and dinner parties. I just sit quietly trying to mind my own business and not draw attention to myself but someone goes and points me out anyway to get me involved in the chatter and I'm just awkwardly sitting there like "Uhhhhh what is socializing???"

it's definitely something Hu Tao would do (and did) and everyone else has their own ways to keep him engaged in the social circle. it's part of opening himself up to the world after all!

but breaking out of the hermit habit is hard, Xiao really has not much of an idea than how he usually speaks his mind of toward others as himself rather than a guardian yaksha adeptus. or what he's thinking at the moment, putting him on the spot 100% of the time.

[petitesmafia]

skk Valentine's day concept where it's just Dazai doing the absolute most to ruin Chuuya's day vs Chuuya who doesn't realize it's Valentine's day

Dazai (gleeful): so...did you get anything today Chuuya: yeah i managed to wrap up the drug smuggling case Dazai: no i mean did you receive anything Chuuya: Boss said he'd add a bonus for that on my next paycheque Dazai: Dazai: ...do you know what day it is? Chuuya: ??? it's Wednesday

Dazai (after stealing chocolates): do you feel like something's...missing today >:) Chuuya: ??? other than a few screws in your head...no Dazai: Dazai: you are literally so boring Chuuya: ??? GO BACK TO WORK stop annoying me

[rustingcat]

I miss them

[jamesunderwater]

do the people who leave comments on my fics when they aren't even newly updated know they are making my day?? cause I need them to know

[petite-phthora]

Can I kiss you?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 1]

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“—so sorry! I swear I didn’t mean to kill him! It was an accident! He just jumped me out of nowhere and I have had bad experiences with clowns in the past so when I saw it was a clown trying to kidnap me I kinda just panicked and punched him! I swear, dude, I didn’t mean to hit him so hard—“

Jason, much too calmly, likely in some form of shock, rises from the crouched-down position he had been in to check the clown corpse’s pulse.

He had seen the poor, still rambling, twink getting grabbed from a distance and was about to step in as Red Hood, not even having been aware it was the Joker who —shouldn’t he have been in Arkham? There has been no announcement of him breaking out yet— had grabbed the guy until he had run close enough to the scene.

Which was after the guy had already been startled so badly by the Joker trying to kidnap him that he sucker punched the Joker into the wall of the alley so hard the clown died.

Said twink then realized what he had done and that he had a witness, that witness being Red Hood himself, and had started his frenzied speech on how it was an accident and to please don’t take him to jail he’s only just started his scholarship at Gotham U. and he can’t have murder on his track record yet.

Breathless, Jason looks at the nervous twink in front of him, who's still trying to plead his case, and who just obliterated the Joker with a punch.

Before his brain can catch up to his mouth, he’s already cutting the distressed monologuing off.

“Can I kiss you?” He blurts out.

Danny, taken off guard, breaks out of his panicked—oh, Ancients, I just killed someone— stupor and lets out a startled laugh.

“Take me out to dinner first” came the automatic joking reply, Danny still largely in shock of what he did.

Jason, either not picking up on the joking tone or ignoring it, nods seriously, already trying to come up with the best place for a dinner date with the cute twink to thank him for his service to the city.

Danny, who has calmed down slightly by now, glances between the red-helmed vigilante and the clown corpse. His gaze lands on Red Hood and he hesitantly speaks up again.

“So, uh, what happens now? Do I need to go to the station to make a statement orrrr?” He pauses awkwardly.

Jason, who’s still trying to figure out whether the Bat Burger would be a good place for a first date or not, doesn’t reply.

“I’ve got school in the morning and I only have like,” he pauses to check his phone for the time, “3 more hours before I have to be up for my first lesson. Soooo, I’m just gonna go. That cool?”

Again, he waits for a reply. But it doesn’t come.

“Right. Cool cool. Uh, see you later? Mr. Red Hood dude sir?” Danny gives a clumsy and awkward salute before turning tail and speed-walking away.

It’s not until 30 minutes later, once Jason has finally decided on the perfect place to take the guy to dinner to, that he realizes the twink is gone.

Fuck, he forgot to ask for the guy’s name.

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And number.