#writing shitpost

[fishwithtitz]

Oops it me

[ominous-faechild]

sometimes i feel like a bigshot mass media company when i purposely exclude important details from “the advertising” to help hide spoilers lol

[malrieoni]

Creative Writing

[troythecatfish]

[lilacretrograde]

Suddenly there's 3000 words and I have no idea where it came from.

[mxanigel]

somehow these two mental states can exist simultaneously

[thehorriblewriter]

Reverse/Semi-Reverse prompts: paranormal edition

The shape shifting doppelganger is not copying you to take over and steal your life, it's trying to be your twin

The douchebag jock does not become a horny asshole alpha when he turns, he actually becomes an esteemed British gentleman that has a specialily made suit so his wolf cheeks are not in the nude

Your blood, instead of being sweet and delicious to the vampire that bit you, is actually super disgusting and down right toxic, you accidentally paralyzed that man and now he's foaming at the mouth

Guardian Demons that protect the pure of heart from angels that are trying off them and bring them to heaven far too soon

Speaking of demons, Ascended Demons, opposite of fallen Angels. Basically demons that were kicked out of hell and onto earth for not being evil enough

The old Victorian house at the end of the block is haunted, not by 18th century ghosts, but by a bunch of 90s-modern ghost kids who are having an afterlife smoke session

young looking old ass vampire meets a young woman that looks just like his human lover, who he had to leave to protect. Shes not a reincarnation, but actually his great something X granddaughter, and he is enthusiastic that he has a grandbaby

[nunyverse-scribe]

Writing is the best thing ever, it makes me feel mentally ill but in a good, radiating battery kinda way

[heniareth]

Writing is hard, because you might put the words in the right order, and they might even form correct sentences. But that's not enough. They have to be convincing too

[writer-of-worlds]

:3c

From this post. Blank below cut.

[its-cosmerely-an-obsesh-wound]

Mood:

[trashshouldnt]

yay i'm in a writing mood! *fails to write* *fails to write* *fails to write* *fails to write* *fails to

[saltysupercomputer]

Actually wait.

I realized that I can just make up stuff when I write. My stories don't have to be all factually accurate. My all time favorite novel isn't factually accurate.

It took me five years of being a writer to come to that conclusion.

I can just ball it. Wing it.

It's my project and I can just... do what I want.

[memingursa]

Free story element idea for you sickos out there.

Reverse take on Futurama’s X-mas where a fantastical version of Santa is hunted by private company forces/fantastical heroes etc hired by the king etc cause Santa Claus breaks into rich families houses to take presents from spoiled rich children (so about 95 percent) and leave a lump of magical coal that gives kids visions (a la three spirits of christmas) to be better. who need to be taught a moral lesson and give them to needy children instead.

Santa is labeled as a demon a la Krampus by existing rich people who didn’t get coal and avoid empathy, Santa is really a man trying to correct the imbalances in the world and trying to guide children to a better path.

Santa does turn into a demon to kill the rich parents who try to take the gifts back by force and harm the kids who were given the presents they deserved rather than pay for them ten times the value though.

[troythecatfish]

[lilacretrograde]

And updating each fic at a blinding pace because hyperfocus.