#wtaf?

[cinamun]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[fatgirlgetsfitatlast]

3/1/23 Food Log

Well, I didn't do the hip opening challenge tonight cos I'm tired and annoyed, and I don't think I could really focus on it tonight. Gonna just do some stretching and hopefully get back to the normal routine tomorrow.

[inquietstrength]

Okay, what the hell Tumblr?  Why are you switching the layout around? It’s making me dizzy...I don;t like having to click on expansion things to see all my information either...

[thatsadamloadofschist]

So I saw this while scrolling on pintrest, 2 things. Why tf is this 65 dollars and why did my brain tell me that Gru's brother was some gay lover and his LITERAL WIFE was the fun wine aunt °-°

[mbat]

bruh i think a blog i liked blocked me but i dont even know why they wouldve cause i thought they werent even aware of my existence wtf

[konigsblog]

könig who has a spit kink 🐙

könig absolutely adores when he fucks you so dumb, that your jaw goes slack and your swollen, wet lips part. it gives könig endless opportunities to spit a fat glob of saliva into your mouth whilst pounding into you ruthlessly.

fat, nusky balls coming to meet your tight ass when he drives his broad, large hips into you on repeat. harsh, brutal thrusts sending you over the edge. your tits bouncing with each thrust, nipples and your soft, irresistible skin covered in spit and hickeys. you can barely think straight; too cockdrunk off his meaty, thick shaft to even mutter a coherent word -- let alone string a sentence together.

“my dumb thing, schatzchen... aren't you precious?”

[eloquent-edits]

🗡️ You give so much to others

It’s time someone gave back to you 🗡️ acts of service and fluff prompts

Character A hates washing the dishes and Character B hates cooking, so they do those things for each other

“You don’t have to do anything to pay me back. Your happiness is more than enough.”

A is going through a major depressive episode and B comes by to help clean their room and give them company

B sets up candles, a warm bath, and dim lighting for A to relax in after a stressful work event

B carpools with A a lot. They notice the gas tank is running low and plant a $20 bill in the console for A to find later (B vehemently denies ever putting it there, but A absolutely knows)

A is sick and B goes out of their way to grab medicine and extra tissues to drop off at A’s doorstep

After A ends up in the hospital, B makes sure A’s place stays clean, their pets are fed and taken care of, and that A will have nothing to worry about when they are well again

B automatically sets aside a larger portion for A’s meals because they know that A will be hungrier than they expect

A is sensitive to light and B buys blackout curtains for their room so they can sleep better

“I’ll handle this! You go have fun, I’ll be there in a second.”

B will always pick A up after they travel internationally for work so A can sleep and recover from jet lag

B covers the corner of sharp tables for A (listen it’s just THE SWEETEST thing I’ve seen done for someone ack)

A is busy putting on makeup, so B gently detangles and does their hair (and it’s not as simple as just putting their hair into a ponytail, I’m talking weaves and braids and intricate designs that show B paid attention to this)

“Let me take care of it.”

A complains about their back or neck pain so B gives them a massage (mainly to stop their complaining LOL)

B will occasionally take A’s bath towel while A showers and run it through the dryer so it’s nice and warm when A gets out

A is anxious about finances (they just got a new job) and B helps them work through it and understand all the confusing things

A’s new apartment is not on the first floor and the elevator is out of order, so B moves the big furniture for A up all those flights of stairs

Chronic pain makes it difficult for A to leave the house sometimes, but B makes sure they never run out of medication by picking up A’s prescriptions

“You really didn’t have to do that for me.” “Well, I wanted to. Now you don’t have to do it!”

[leclerrari]

Charles Leclerc by Barbagiuans Monaco

[fromevertonow]

[snevendytwelve]

[pigeonxp]

wilbur soot after dropping the most depressing album with the most extreme aromantic undertones ive ever heard but its ok bc hes eating a cheeseburger

[landonor]

The Monte-Carlo Masters, Monaco (April 9, 2024)

[krasytoonz]

I don’t know what happened but I think barnaby x wally is taking over me

But King Wally loves the jester a lot (platonically)! Maybe he should’ve worded it in a better way iykwim

[emotional-emotion]

YOU (2018 - ) 4.08 Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been

[rainbowsky]

This photo has been making the rounds online. Too funny. Those guys are so relatable. I feel your pain, boys! 😅😅😅