#wtf in the gen z slang

[sm0k1ng-k1lls]

WHO WROTE THIS EPISODE I AM CACKLING THE FUCK.

[halfbakedbunni]

I used yeet,

I whipped and nay-nayed.

I went skirt-skirt, skeet skeet.

I still say bro. I still say bruh,

I still use XD and uwu and owo.

I have used finna even tho I hate it...

I use vibe on the daily..

I even started saying shit dawg for unknown reasons!!

I understood gyatt and rizz immediately.

I understand sigma and chad,

I even understand bussin..

But the rest of gen alpha's slang causes some kind of unfamiliar feeling in my gut...

Is this the feeling of getting old? Am I physically feeling the passage of time???

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summary: in which the lavender haze has been lifted. or in which america’s it couple splits.

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sainzpodium this is why carlos is the better ferrari driver

lewishsystem “loyal and trust are crucial in any relationship” wym by that 🤨

hereforicciardo the way carlos didn’t even interact with charles today in the paddock before and after the race

lewisfever lewisystem “it’s hard to ignore certain actions and how they reflect on a person’s character” the way he’s confirming the rumors bro 😭

russeliclassy lewisfever what rumors?

lewisfever russeliclassy charles cheated

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landonorris song’s mid (i’ve listened to it 3 times so far and have sobbed uncontrollably🥲)

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aliensuperstary/n beyoncé ADAM SANDLER?? WHAT R U DOING HERE😭

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yourinstagram tchalamet hi thank you i love u i miss u

onlychalamet tchalamet yourinstagram i love their friendship sm

salmahayek nunca dejas de sorprenderme. Estoy tan orgullosa de ti y tan feliz y emocionada de verte prevalecer a través de todo🫶🫶🩷🩷

see translation? salmahayek: You never cease to amaze me. I am so proud of you and so happy and excited to see you prevail through it all.

yourinstagram salmahayek muchas gracias tus palabras siempre significan el mundo para mí. te amo y te extraño mucho. ¡No puedo esperar a verte a ti y a Valentina pronto!

see translation? yourinstagram: thank u so much. your words always mean the world to me. i love you and miss you dearly. cant wait to see you and valentina soon!

90sbabyy/n salmahayek yourinstagram why am i just finding out salma is y/n’s godmother? hello what

bellahadid i love. so happy to see u turned ur pain n hurt into something so beautiful ... only heard some of it and already know it's so special. ok. enough of that. i feel like i've typed more than i needed to. love u! proud of u!

yourinstagram bellahadid u bitch why would u type this? now i'm crying in the middle of a re-run of narcos

danielricciardo yourinstagram you said u we’re gonna wait till i got to italy to watch it with me…

yourinstagram danielriccicardo ….oops?

landonorris danielricciardo you see me personally, i wouldn’t let that slide 🤷

danielricciardo yourinstagram #fake #donthmu #streaks #realonesknow

classynorris y/n and lando teaching daniel gen z slang gotta be the funniest thing ever

landonorris classynorris i actually regret it so bad

yourinstagram classynorris biggest mistake ever. he won’t stop saying bombastic side eye. free us

danielricciardo landonorris yourinstagram L + ratio + bozo

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[transmascaraa]

Hi!! I saw that requests are open 😈😈😈

may I humbly request Ga ming, Bennett, Tighnari, Cyno, Freminet and Scaramouche with a reader who uses gen alpha slang like Gyatt, skibidi, rizz, ect?

Like they the most serious person ever but says stuff like "oh my gyatt 😧 (in a sophisticated accent ofc)" "that wasn't very skibidi rizz of you..." AND THEY ARE DEAD SERIOUS (bonus points if they're like royalty or something)

IVE BEEN OBSESSED WITH SAYING "oh my gyatt" AND IM NOT EVEN GEN ALPHA 💀💀

-with many love and thy prayers,

🍓 anon

multiple characters headcannons!

gen alpha typa humor

characters: gaming, bennett, tighnari, cyno, freminet, wanderer x gn!reader

author's note: i say some phrases ironically too💔💔 but it's not THAT SERIOUS bro i fear MOST of gen alpha it's not funny anymore😔 have fun reading cuz i died 27 times writing this

✿ Gaming

-taking into hc that he's gen z btw

-he knows exactly how horrifying the words and phrases are BUT

-after he heard you saying:

-"shush gaming i'm gonna ruin my mewing streak!"

-he looked at you dumbfounded for the first few seconds as if you told him some gibberish

-but after he realized what you said he kinda just started hysterically laughing

-probably would start tickling you afterwards and if you just don't let him, he'll tell you:

-"okay fine gigachad, i won't interrupt" barely being able to pronounce a word due to him laughing like that

-yeah it's just him laughing at you a lot in the relationship lmfao

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♡ Bennett

-definetly doesn't understand a thing at first

-like the first few months, he just awkwardly laughs when you say something like that

-hoping that you won't question him

-but in the end, he asks YOU to tell him wtf is any of that

-first, he asked you what does "gyatt" mean.

-and you told him:

-"ass." with the most dead serious eyes ever possible.

-and he just looks confused

-until he gets to learn even more of the words/slangs and kinda

-just becomes like you unfortunately

-now you both use gen alpha slang sadly and people give you weird looks

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⑅ Tighnari

-aeugh

-he feels as if he has 2 cynos in his life since cyno uses it too

-dies inside whenever you say some slang/word

-dies even more when in public

-like he was literally so embarrassed once when you screamed:

-"I LOVE ALPHA MALES!!!" in public from where he just dragged you away and was embarrassed for the rest of his life

-he literally has trauma from some situations(that was one of them)

-he loves you, he js thinks you're weird.

-VERY weird.

-ABSOLUTELY WEIRD.

-it's the worst when he's hanging out both with you and cyno at the same time.

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๑ Cyno

-he uses it too.

-i've already mentioned it in tighnari's part but you cannot change my mind.

-so you use it together.

-you piss people off together.

-(preferably tighnari, along with alhaitham and kaveh, and also any of the other women/girls from sumeru)

-basically partners in crime.

-like you were at some restaurant with him and tighnari, whereas you're showing them the people you've met in fontaine.

-you show them a picture of wriothesley and immediately look at cyno dead serious.

-"this is wriothesley, he has the gyatt that arataki itto from inazuma doesn't. literally level 3 gyatt. it is crazy how a man-" that's when tighnari tiredly said he's going to the bathroom.

-too bad.

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✷ Freminet

-embarrassed literally 24/7.

-if in public, 25/8.

-he understands everything you say and all but no way in hell that he will be okay with it especially when other people are around.

-he actually tried confronting you about it but like you just replied with:

-"but i won't be the rizzlord if i don't do that, y'know?"

-he just sighs hopelessly.

-unfortunately he cannot change you in any way, shape, or form

-take it easy on him like bro don't embarrass him too much lmfao

-he even tried telling 'father' but she had no clue what the words meant in the first place

-so he kinda js gave up there

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✧ Wanderer

-he hates it. like he absolutely DESPISES it.

-it doesn't even have to be in public, he's leaving the conversation the second you say something gen alpha

-"you see and that guy was so fucking annoying, yeah?"

-"mhm." he replies.

-"exactly, that wasn't a really skibidi nor sigma male thing to do, especially including his jawline, does he ever even mew-"

-he just continued walking and you had to literally CHASE him to make him continue walking with you. you're gonna be the death of him smh

-and it was fine for a while until you saw something and just screaming:

-"OH MY GYATT-"

-he then left for sure and you found him just when you came back home.

-probably didn't talk to you for a while after that.

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uhm

so

yes

| 🍓anon | @mariaace <3

[ohno-thereisnoescape]

the reason the show had to change the way Percy figures out the timey-wimey-ness of the lotus hotel is because show!Percy is gen z. like in the book, someone says “groovy” and Percy is like wtf something is wrong here. but I work with teenagers now and I promise you nothing throws these kids anymore there’s not one era whose slang would be met by anything other than mild disinterest and a dick joke

[yn-addams]

House MD in 2024

so I’ve been seeing everyone doing this and I needed to share some headcanons of my own. This is mainly going to be about the original ducklings because I haven’t gotten to where the others come in yet.

House definitely had an Emo phase and in some ways he’s still in it. He still flinches slightly when he hears a g note played on the piano by itself.

Similar to the episode when a actor from one of his soap shows was admitted a member of an Emo band(one of your choice) ends up at PPTH and he fanboys practically that entire episode and tries to hide it form the ducklings. he doesn’t.

house is bisexual, demiromantic

Cameron is pansexual

Hilson is canon but it’s not that big of a deal. They’re together and they love each other but it’s not always the center of the show.

house, Cuddy and Wilson have 100% had a drunken threesome, it was never really spoken about again except by house for teasing and blackmail purposes against Cuddy and sometimes Wilson.

Chase and house have fucked

house has a tumblr and regularly uses it an posts, I’m not sure what content though, it would probably be just shitposts and chaos

house was also a bit of a theatre kid

house speaks in only gen z slang for an episode and constantly quotes vines, the ducklings have to figure out wtf he’s talking about and chaos ensues.

house randomly goes to a bdsm club one day and sees chase there, they both never talk about it

the team has definitely had a foursome

Cuddy makes the team go on bonding trips (the real purpose is to get house out of her hair).

House and Cuddy used to be in a relationship but decided they’re better as friends. sometimes Wilson will just barge into cuddy’s office just to complain about house, it doesn’t have to be about some outrageously dangerous medical procedure, it could be about him leaving the dam toilet seat up.

I think that’s all but I’ll update this post as I get more.

[mystycalypso]

...Wtf is wtrb youtube?

I don't mean the show itself I mean the fandom. The theories.

I got recommended a video bringing up a continuity error and I was genuinely curious.

You wanna know what the "error" was, tumblr?

"The games and books take place in the 90s! But Trinity (who he doesn't mention by name, just calls her "one of the main characters") has a phone! This must be an error!"

...

*INHALE*

The worst part?

Everyone in the comments is treating this as theory fodder.

INCLUDING "this is actually about Nicky's kid, so it's Nicky Jr." As well as "They aged everyone down two years, so Nicky is 11"

W H A T ? ! N O ? !

A. Nicky Jr??? No??? Stop just- I'm not even justifying that with a rant.

B. Just wrong! They're in Ravenbrooks Middle school. Now you could argue, "but 11 years old is middle school" however, Maritza and Ivan still seem to be younger than Nicky (Enzo, Trinity and Nicky are the same grade and Maritza is still Enzo's younger sister) now, if he is the MINIMUM age/grade for middle school, why is she there? Exactly. Theory debunked.

In general, that video's theory and 90% of the comments can be explained so easily like- guys- it's not difficult. Tiny build literally just decided to bump this series forward in time. Why? Who cares!

Also, to call this an error makes it seem like ONLY Trinity has a phone, but like- the realtor has one, Maritza has one, etc. Also

MARITZA USES GEN Z SLANG GUYS

This is as bad as the people who look at- Nicky's eye colour change and are like- still calling it an animation error? Like guys- animation errors like this don't go on for a whole episode and teasers.

Just- how does the youtube side of this fandom stretch so hard for nothing then shut down the actual theory fodder? I don't understand

Kaydin looked at the comments more than I had the strength to, so they're gonna rant about it too <3

(Live footage of me entering discord dms with Kaydin when this came up [the autism makes it painful to hear people be so wrong about the hyperfixation])

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Operating under the assumption that everything is canon to a singular timeline restricts the creativity of the Dynamic Pixels team as well. It's very clear they're very passionate about their franchise, despite its very obvious mechanical problems. It's very story-driven, whether one likes it or not, so timeline shifts aren't a concern of mine because they don't affect the story. Planting a story in a certain period can lead to some interesting plot points due to what is 'canon' to real life (ie., Theodore being a mechanical genius in his prime between (presumably) the 70s and 90s), but just because it's important in other media like the books do NOT mean it's important to the show. The games could have been set in 2145 for all I care and still had its current aesthetic. I would have been a *little* confused, but it would have been obvious in that instance that the time didn't matter. The story did. Hyperfixating on details like the type of phone or slang being out of place in a media you don't actually know the time period of for certain is ignorant at best and misinformative at worst. Because we do have those details included in the show, though, proves that we can assume it's at a point that we have cell phones as well as the term 'sus' being used by 11-13-year-olds. As in, it's taking place in the modern day, based on the details we have.

In fact, Theodore's technological prowess hasn't even been *mentioned* as of Season 1's release, we just know his house if fucking crazy.

[bratphilia]

shifting from dark william asks cause i rlly love goofy will. but im giggling at the thought of will getting confused at the amount of tiktok/gen z slang in his comments. he spends hours googling “wtf is gyatt???” and wondering why the comments keep saying he has “no rizz”

he tries to use them around the office too.

"it's the the way you got fired for me"

"not you back in my office again"

[hellisoursalvation]

Gen Z Connor but Angel can’t figure out any of his slang.

Angel sits down and tells Connor about Buffy and all Connor can reply is, “That’s an L” and now he’s asking Wes wtf it means but Wes also has no idea and Lorne won’t tell him cause he was sworn to secrecy.

Or Connor calls a girl a “Snack” and Angel starts freaking out cause he thinks Connor has a need for blood now only for Cordy to tell him it means “good looking” and Angel tried to use it once but everyone instead just slept with weapons and holy water by their beds.

Or Connor and Angel start sparring and he yells, “catch these fucking hands, old man” and it throws Angel off so badly he gets tackled into a dummy.

[transboysokka]

my friend kept speaking exclusively in gen z slang and (very) grammatically incorrect english to our boss and I think they broke him. he kept mouthing 'wtf' and his face could have been used as a reaction image or meme

omg that would’ve given me so much secondhand embarrassment tbh but also I’d have been right there with him, I don’t understand any of these new words yall are using…

[the-foolish-ghoulish]

Hey, my generation. Yeah, Gen Z?

Can you please stop making up new slang? I get that words define the generations but c'mon. I'm only 17 and I feel freakin' old because I don't know wtf "gyatt" means, please stop :[

[fishiestuff]

i hate the new gen z slang bc wtf is a bop

[emeraldbabygirl]

Thanks to Ryan and Shane (I’ve missed them so much it’s crazy) I learned that this fuckin thing 🦟🦗🦟🦗 where the mosquito has his “arch backed” means to twerk or “throw it back.” I see it a lot in the tiktok comments along with other weird shit that I don’t understand despite me being gen z. I def don’t fit in that category I put myself in with the millennials ion care I don’t claim gen z they whack af over there and I can’t keep up nor do I want to. Like I hear all these words and random shit literally all on tiktok and so much of it I’ve come to realize comes from nsb themselves which explains everything. Like they constantly use “no cap” like wtf is that even? I say cap as short for screencap like a screenshot? Is it supposed to be the same as no lie? A lot of the words that Shane and Ryan try to figure out are recycled definitions but new words like “chronically online” is the same as “go touch some grass” which is the same as saying get off the Internet. Idfk bro I’ll stick to my own vocab please y’all got me saying “girlie” and “bestie” and I hate bestie so much. Girlie feels like sarcasm or something. Idk and gaslight like the definition I got from someone was literally what manipulation means? Or they give situations or something a word just because? And then I’m like “well that’s been around for a long time and it’s this” but then y’all gave it a word like why tho??

Idk but I’m so happy to watch Shane and Ryan again and those videos of them guessing gen z slang are entertaining. I was excited to see Ghost Files cause I cried watching the last episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved and I’ve finally gotten around to watching their new content and damn I’ve really missed the Ghoul Boys so much. I love their energy and just everything about them Shane is still the cool grandpa guy and Ryan is still himself lol. Just missed the interactions between them.

[faolanmoon]

Random Short Solomon headcannons

Stfu I know I’m literally posting this the day after his birthday ( which is also my mother’s birthday) but I had more important shit yesterday like my mother’s birthday being the next day.SOME OF THESE ARE CRACK.

He’s probably forgotten to die at least more than once. I just find this to be funny as hell honestly .You can’t convince me that if he physically aged he’d look so old he’d like he forgot he’s passed his life’s expiration date even though he doesn’t have one. Dude just gets in a situation that’s supposed to be fatal is just like “wait I’m supposed to die?”

Is probably the only MF who has tried challenging Leviathan to the Devildom’s equivalent to Smash Bros. before MC that has come close to beating him.Levi almost lost ONCE due to RNG and Solomon spamming, and he refused to play another game with him for a long time because of the spamming.

100% has a stick enchanted with knockback II in Minecraft called the “Yeet Stick” he uses primarily for trolling. Especially on Asmo who doesn’t wear armor, like ever. Levi has kicked him out of the game several times over the Yeet Stick. Only MC is safe from the Yeet Stick because they have “Hide-the-body-anatior ”( basically a netherite sword with all the best enchantments possible) and can one shot his ass without proper armor.(Levi is the same, he just doesn’t have a funny name for his netherite sword like MC does)

He’s the reason why the ice cream machine at McDonald’s is always broke, don’t @ me. He’s so bad at cooking he couldn’t even work at fast food.

Shouldn’t know what Gen Z slang is because of his age, but somehow does. It’s scary because of how he’s able to blend into modern human culture, not as scary as Diavolo trying to be trendy and just being cringe, but it’s still “how do you do fellow kids?”.

Is not allowed within 100ft of Lucifer sometimes because he gets so pissed of at Solomon trying to make a pact with him. Solomon, it’s literally like my dad bringing home the milk, it’s never happening.

Speaking of dads I feel like he’d probably have the worst dad jokes, I would list an example ,but not even I would get it.

Would be the type of mf to shitpost on the main account. Idk how ppl on Instagram shitpost , I grew up on the SparkleCat and Sparkledog days of DeviantArt, you think I use Instagram? I just know it’s what Devilgram is based off of.

Speaking of one of the social media platforms I know more about, whatever the Devildom’s equivalent of Tumblr is, he Levi and MC 100% have one. Solomon only has an account for chaos and some of the shitpost this beautiful Superhell( complementary) has meanwhile Levi is here for fandom stuff and is 100% a Tumbler Vet, Mc has an account for both reasons.

Solomon is also the only person besides Levi and MC who would know wtf Discord is and would have one. Remember the time before Rhythm bots 1 and 2 shut down in 2021? Yeah he’d 100% be trolling in VCs with those bots. (Also before someone in 2023 tries to be a smart ass check the date before you “Well actually the Rhythm bots are back as if 2023 🤓” because it’s not 2023 as I write and publish now is it?) The very last thing he ever had a Rhythm bot play was The Sound of Silence ( or more commonly “Hello Darkness My old Friend) on that famous day in September 2021 when the bots shut down. After the bots shut down he’d instead troll with Discord voice mods. Besides trolling, Solomon would be a massive shitposter when a hard drive of memes that are no where near as many as Levi has.

When no one else is around ( especially Luke) Barbatos goes full Gordon Ramsay on him.

Beel can be heard weeping whenever he smells Solomon’s cooking.

Him and Mc are the only humans who don’t fear God nor death. Not even 13 can make them fear death.

Mammon, Luke , Simeon, Raphael and 13 get trolled the most by him.

Do not let him or anyone in general discover MC’s fan base, fanfics about MC, or any ships involving MC. He’d be the one most chaotic fans MC has the moment he does. Would be the type to make shitposts out of MC ships and use it to fuck with Mammon and Levi who totally wouldn’t already have started shipping wars.

And on fucking with Mammon he’s 100% been robbed by him and would use magic to fuck with Mammon since he’s why we can’t have shit in the Devildom or Detroit.

Solomon and MC are both Asmo’s feral gremlins that should be feared, Solomon is just less bloodthirsty than MC.

None of the Henrys trust him, not even 2.0. Henry 1.0 would kill him without hesitation while Henry 2.0 flares his gills up when he sees him.

[godsfiercest]

It always the non blacks and white with ZERO black people in their actual life.

What's bothering me is not just them but the damn corporations!

Why am I seeing Netflix promotions going "bestfriends be like" "it's the wig for me" knowing they mainly nonblacks truly rubs me wrong. Them (like everyone else) chalking it up to Gen z/young ppl slang is...

Like wtf do Y'ALL know?!?!

[rigginsstreet]

My brothers older gen z…I think…. Idk but he’s always talking to my mom in weird ass slang she’s never heard of so she’s constantly like wtf are you talking about and it makes me die laughing cuz girl I don’t know what the hell he’s saying either this is jibberish to me