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Danny Phantom Side Hoes Week 2024

March 7: Dani Phantom, self defense

Down by the Beach AO3 Link Danny Phantom x The Owl House

“That’s an amazing sandcastle.”

Collector whirled round, stunned to find that someone had managed to sneak up on him. It was a white haired girl who felt as human as much as she felt of death and power.

“Do you wanna play hide and go seek with me? I bet we’d have so much fun!” Collector blurted out starry eyed.

Fortunately, the white haired girl didn’t look fazed at all at the sudden fervent invitation.

“Yeah sure, you’re it!” she grinned widely. “Don’t forget to count to 100!” Then she zipped away, soaring into the air, her legs now a ghostly tail trailing behind her. The Collector blinked before giggling. He closed his eyes and started counting.

“98, 99, 100! Ready or not, here I come!” The Collector opened his eyes. Of course the beach was empty when Collector gave a quick scan of the immediate area. Then he levitated into the air to get that sweet bird’s eye view. He couldn’t find anything in the Electromagnetic Spectrum for miles around. He switched over to heat vision and then x-ray. But still nada.

“Oh, she is good!” the Collector praised as he soared through the sky on his flying starboard.

“I FOUND YOU!”

“But now you gotta tag me”

…

“No fair, the ocean is so cold!”

“Oh you think this is cold? I’ll show you cold.”

…

“I call hacks!”

“What for?”

“Animating your sandcastle into a walking fortress is totally unfair.”

“I don’t want to hear that after you froze the ocean. With ME INSIDE IT!”

...

“Listen, you can hear the ocean's roar inside,” frog crouching down next to a tide pool, Dani cupped a beautiful exotic conch shell to her ear. Hovering cross-legged beside her, Collector mimed turning a hand crank; amplifying the echoing sound so that he could hear it too.

“I’m gonna add this to my collection,” Dani declared whilst admiring the shell, it glimmered a fierce red and spooky silver.

“You have a Collection?” the Collector asked, eyes wide.

“Yeah, I‘ve got all kinds of cool rocks and souvenirs from all over the realms. Do you want to see it?”

“Yeah, totally, of course.”

“I mean it’s back at my place, but you can come over.”

“I can?” the Collector’s voice cracked.

“Obvsi,” Dani teased in a ‘duh’ voice, “we’re friends”

“AWESOME!” the Collector yelled giddily into the bright blue sky. This was the first time in his entire existence he had been invited over to a friend’s home. “Whatcha doin’?”

Dani was currently holding some kind of hand device. It looked really funny. It was slab with buttons and a screen.

“I’m calling for a portal pickup” Dani explained.

“With that?! But what is it?”

Dani blinked in surprise, “It’s a long distance communication device called a mobile phone.”

“What, like a crow phone?” Collector cocked his head in curiosity.

Dani squints, “Maybe?” she draws out, “what’s a crow phone?”

“It’s a long distance communication device but it’s shaped like crow”

Dani shrugs, “then probably”, she looks back at her phone. “Hmm a portal should appear any second now.”

Just as she said that, Collector felt his ears pop as reality suddenly burst, like a pin in a helium balloon. Suddenly, a green swirly portal formed in front of him.

“That’s actually really cool,” Collector admits.

“Yeah c’mon,” Dani led the way through the portal.

Collector eyes widened at the Palace of Death, Ice, and Celestial Beauty floating before him, imposing and haunting against a backdrop of abyssal Cosmic Space.

“You live here?! Are you a princess? Where’s your tiara?” Collector asked, rapid fire.

“I’m not wearing it, yes I am, yes I do.”

The Collector looked around, his head on a swivel. “This place is so cool!”

Dani looked over at the Collector’s star themed outfit, “Yeah I had feeling you might like it,” she smiled. She flew up to her bedroom’s window, up in her tower, with the Collector following behind her as they entered in.

Taking up one entire wall, were shelves of her collections and souvenirs from her travels across the realms and Dani gleefully showed it off.

BANG!

The door to Dani’s bedroom slammed open and Dan was standing there in all his asshole glory. Dan looked down with all his stupid height at the two little kids in the room who looked back up at him.

Dani glared up at her brother’s intrusion. W̴̡̛͍͚̳͊͌H̶̦͑A̸͎̩͇͂̓T̷̞̻͖̜͑̾̉͝?̶͚̩̍̆͊!̸̳̱̐̓ ̷̞͙̀ (leave-get-out-get-out) (anger- confusion-disdain) she silently scowled in ghost-speak.

BANG!

Gone, Dan slammed the door behind him. There was a moment of confusion and surprise. Then heard hollered throughout the Palace,

“DANI HAS A BOY IN HER BEDROOM!!!”

Dani’s face was aghast. The Collector’s was bewildered. They could hear the building thunder of a stampeding herd of wildebeests.

BANG!

“Oh look, Dani brought her first friend over,” cooed Jazz.

Danny firmly denied the sight in front of him. “No! No! You’re too young to be bringing boys over!”

“Oooh who gets to do the shovel talk?” Dan cackled.

“Sam” “Sam” “Me” Tucker, Jazz, and Sam said together.

“What about me?! I’m the Ghost King! I’m her Father!”

“Yeah,” Tucker acknowledges, “but Sam’s the scariest.”

“Excuse you, I’m right here,” Dan protested.

Sam rolled her eyes, “Yeah but you’re not gonna bother.”

“... nah you’re right,” Dan shrugged.

“No wait, hang on, I can too be scary. I can be very scary.”

“Danny, you have multiple times needed either Sam or I to correct your order when you receive the wrong one,” Jazz pointed out.

“OK!” Danny blustered. “This and that are two different things!”

“Sorry bro, just take the L. You’ve been outvoted.” Tucker rested a commiserating hand on Danny’s morose shoulder.

“Anyway” Jazz cheered, “it’s very nice to meet you…”

“The Collector” the boy introduced himself feeling shy all of sudden.

“It’s very nice to meet you, the Collector. Nevermind the noise, you’ll always be welcome here.”

“I’m glad to be here,” Collector sheepishly replied.

“ALRIGHT,” Dani started yelling, “OUT, OUT”, she shouted as she pushed her family out of her bedroom. “I’m so sorry,” Dani apologised to the bemused-looking Collector, “my family is so embarrassing,”

“You better keep the door open!”

“DANNY!”

@lexosaurus

#dp side hoes week 2024 #crossover danuary 2024 #danny phantom #dani phantom #the owl house #the collecter toh

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vinvantae · 2 years

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Hiii I’m new here on Tumblr and I just found your profile while I was looking for Danny ric fic and I just instantly fell in love with your work. I don’t know if I’m doing this right but I’ve got this idea for a while and I thought I could propose this to you. Would you like to write something with reader and Daniel being like in a house near the beach for the summer break but a storm comes and they have to stay inside but one of the two propose to go on the beach and they decide to go swimming even if there is a storm and it’s raining and it’s cold and windy but it’s all cute and funny. I don’t know if I did this right but anyway feel free to make any change if you liked the idea. Thank you so much 💕

Thanks for the suggestion, think we could all use some Danny fluff right now 🧡 short and sweet as per usual x

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Swimming in the Rain

“Bit miserable out there isn’t it?”

You looked up from your book at your fiancé who was just stood in front of the large French doors in your beach house - just staring out at the rain. He’d booked a getaway to the beach for you both, but neither of you had anticipated it to rain so for the time being you were trapped indoors.

And if you knew Dan, which you would say you did, you knew his energy was spiking but he couldn’t figure out how to get it out. Daniel always seemed to have ants in his pants, he was the biggest fidget you knew - so being stuck inside while the world went by out there was tough for him.

“I’m sorry, sweetheart.” You hummed, tucking your legs underneath yourself so you could face him a little easier. “I wish we had a game or something we could play in here.”

He let out a soft whine as he flopped onto the sofa beside you, his head finding it’s way into your lap so you could stroke his hair. You smiled softly.

“Y’know, we could still go out.”

“But it’s raining.”

“I know, but we’d be wet anyway if we went in the sea. What difference is some rain gonna make?”

You laughed as he practically leapt out of your lap, yanking his t-shirt over his head. “Let’s go! Get out of those clothes.”

After rolling your eyes playfully, you followed suit and slipped out of the clothes you were wearing - chucking on the first bathing suit you could find before following him out, squealing as the cold rain hit your bare skin.

“Fuck! Whose smart idea was this?” You giggled.

“Last one in the water is a rotten egg!”

The two of you ran towards the sea, feet sinking into the wet sand before you were met with the ocean. You both struggled to keep your balance against the sand but before you knew it, your were met with waves lapping at your legs. You cursed repeatedly as the cold water made its way up your body but Daniel was ahead - already splashing about without a care in the world.

“C’mere.” He made grabby hands for you and you waded over, the water up to your shoulders so you could still stand.

“Happy?” You hummed softly, looping your arms around his neck as the rain continued to fall.

He grinned at you. “Hell yeah, this is fun. You were right, the ocean is wet so so what if it’s raining… romantic too, no?”

“You think so?” You pushed the wet curls from his forehead. “I could just see how fidgety you were so…”

The drivers smile relaxed and he nudged his nose lightly against yours, his eyelashes sparkling with raindrops. “Thank you, baby. I appreciate it.”

He leant in and captured your lips in a wet kiss, you held his face in your hands - smiling into it. His large hands came to rest on your waist under the water, deepening the kiss further. You let your arms rest on his shoulders as the kiss turned into lots of short little kisses mixed with giggles.

“You got all of your energy out now? Because there’s a warm shower and then bed with our names on it…”

“Mhmm, I could probably do 100 lengths of this beach but if you have in mind what I think you do?” He asked, raising a playful brow - a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.

“I do.”

“Then I’m all done, baby.” Dan purred, giving you one more kiss.

You followed him out of the ocean, both sea water and rain running down your skin as you made your way back towards the beach house. As soon as you stepped inside, you threw your swimwear off - not missing the way Dan’s amber eyes darkened.

With a smirk, you leant against the bathroom doorframe.

“Coming?”

“Hell yeah.”

If you knew that going swimming in the rain would lead to one of the hottest nights of your life? Well, you definitely would’ve done it sooner.

#daniel ricciardo #f1 fic #f1 x reader #f1 x you #daniel ricciardo x reader #ricciardo x reader #f1 #formula one #x reader

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feelingofcontent · 2 years

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DNP Rewatch: Dan and Phil PASTEL EDITS IN REAL LIFE!

Date video was published: 02/13/2017 (X)

DNP Main Channel Rewatch: 335

The first joint main channel video of 2017! Dan teased it on Twitter... 😳

0:03 - Dan is immediately shocked that Punk Edits was two whole years before this

0:15 - yeah they took it a step too far...foreshadowing for this video?

0:36 - “what the heck is a pastel edit?” great question. also Dan’s little face-lean-in thing that they’ve fully zoomed in on 🥺

0:54 - “it’s a vibe. it’s a way of life” lol Phil

1:04 - Dan is really going over-the-top here with the description

1:19 - “now I’m hungry” um, Phil what is that look though 👀 and then Dan with “you’d just start biting me wouldn’t you” ...sure

1:31 - getting some insight into Phil’s personality and Dan looks so fond about it

1:49 - yeah Dan has no room to talk about a specific style on Phil's part here

2:08 - Phil leaving in this little curl-admiring clip. and of course he has to touch 😭 or at least trying to be supportive until he says “tail of a pig” lol at Dan’s appalled face

2:19 - Dan coming in giggling after a jump cut

2:23 - “what the people want” DNP have said a couple of things like this in videos around this point...already thinking about II maybe

2:35 - that got a big Phil laugh especially since he’s definitely already seen these

3:11 - they are so disturbed by this image 😂 the center of that mood board is a photo from Phil’s Instagram

3:21 - Phil lean. Dan is struggling with just letting go and making content that serves no purpose but fun. Phil’s sarcasm is coming out too and I love it

3:41 - he really went all out for this...borrowing sheets wow hahaha

3:55 - the blobfish that Dan gave Phil...I like that Dan says it represents him even though it’s Phil’s

4:15 - Phil is too loud to be pastel according to Dan

4:30 - Phil is so defensive about the sheet-washing thing. did people really ask him that as if there wasn’t time between videos to do laundry?

4:37 - Phil did a correct air quote! and Dan knows exactly what is coming with this because Phil must have showed him when he searched it initially

4:59 - more Phil bringing Dan onto his channel just to dress him up! This is not nearly as bad as SURVIVE AUSTRALIA or ANIME COSPLAY! though

5:20 - “do I get to embrace Cole Sprouse?...then what’s the point” loud Dan!

5:28 - Phil just laughing while Dan struggles is a vibe; also does Dan not realize he needs to put the jumper on first

5:45 - that is...a position 😳

5:49 - ...was that zoom-in necessary

5:52 - “Phil strapping me up on camera...there’s a certain audience for this on the internet” 😂

6:01 - I love the “builder that works in a cloud factory” description and Dan 100% agreeing with it

6:14 - so many “chewing ice” moments in this video

6:28 - none of those blues match but that’s fine

6:30 - Phil undoing his pants directly in front of the camera as Dan stares at the screen and sings “stripping” music is...something. and they left it in. 👀 the frosted-glass closet definitely started getting more see-through in 2017

6:38 - “don’t look!” zooms in on his own ass in the mirror...

6:50 - yeah those pants are very tight

7:16 - love Dan laughing at Phil saying spending £2 was going “all out”

7:25 - too late! Dan immediately covering his mouth is great

7:33 - Dan is not wearing that correctly

7:40 - “I’m obsessed with your curl Dan” in the literal softest voice...help 😭

7:52 - “Danny” and Phil with the smirk at the camera

8:03 - oh I had forgotten how common the “scientists can’t tell” thing was

8:24 - Dan announcing “I want to compliment you” before saying it is so much. 🥺 and Phil, mr “compliments stick with me,” looks so pleased

8:38 - everything must be pastel! they could have just used the hello kitty one

8:46 - Phil tongue-thing! he is not trying to avoid the dripping at all

9:01 - Phil is doing this so softly

9:06 - Dan questioning his purpose and Phil just being like “there’s no integrity here” 😂 Phil is just the demon of temptation to the place of fun

9:25 - yeah Phil always seems fine with creating “#content” that is not serious, while Dan worries about it a lot, especially for his channel

9:30 - okay, I love that tattoo actually

9:39 - more over-the-top Dan being a bit sarcastic about all this

9:49 - Phil saying “ass” is definitely a post-2016-baking thing

9:53 - this reminds me of that bit in the Crafts video which is one of the funniest things Phil has ever said

10:03 - “meaty bicep” Dan is obsessed with Phil’s arms and I don’t blame him

10:19 - that one is really pretty too

10:23 - “it complements your eyes” this one is too sincere for camera; have to do the gag noise

10:34 - Dan really thinks he’s going to get out of this...he does not succeed

11:00 - that tattoo is also pretty. Phil’s having a bit of a chewing-ice moment here

11:24 - “where the dentist isn’t going to see” important considerations and Dan just saying “penis...penis tattoo” what 😂

11:52 - Phil is immediately screaming

11:55 - Dan with the gentle touches now and then immediately adjusting the final styling

12:21 - that was extremely close 😨

12:31 - yes, this is where they should stop. and the stage where they decided to take a selfie that Dan used to promo the video

12:41 - more gagging at being too sincere

13:03 - “surf of the edge of a waterfall” sounds a bit intense there, Phil

13:15 - Dan doing his best Eeyore impression

13:39 - Dan is fully committed to this bit and Phil REALLY wants it to end immediately

13:57 - Phil with the little touches

14:21 - Dan literally thinks anything suits Phil

14:38 - well Phil will change his hair in 2018...just not to that!

15:03 - Dan did some more embracing of pastel “DanielDreamX” on Instagram after this...also a little hint at the coming rebrand

15:29 - “curly Dan is here to stay” just slipping that in as well so the audience is prepared for that

This whole video is so fond; I love it. Definitely one of my comfort DNP videos. Though Dan is something else...he alternates between being really sarcastic, actually sincere, and just getting excited about the styling. It’s like he can’t decide if he’s upset or not about just making “fun” content with no serious purpose. He talks a bit about struggling with this much later on in the Pizza Mukbang video.

#dan and phil #dnp #dnpRewatch #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #phil lester #amazingphil videos #Dan and Phil PASTEL EDITS IN REAL LIFE!

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sanchoyo · 3 years

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danny phantom season 2, ep 12-16 thoughts! these episodes, in comparison to the first 10 or so, felt way more laid back and low-stakes, which I appreciate sometimes. I didn't appreciate how lazy jack's halfa design was in masters of time, it made me so annoyed I redesigned it. 👎🏻 u_u

see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3

-'picking a fight with me and my upgraded form!' 'you upgraded to a mullet?' DANNNNY. YOU CANT SAY THAT TO TECHNUS. YOUVE HAD A MULLET TWICE NOW ('fun' split danny, and evil future danny BOTH HAD THEM). I HAVE THE RECEIPTS.

-danny seeing technus hurting valerie and yelling I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF. SAMEEEE <3

-axion labs is now a part of vladco. FUCK YOU VLAD. hes not even really IN this episode, but just thought I'd throw out a nice fuck you anyway.

-'capable of blasting a single person into space in (2) minutes!' tucker. that would kill someone. i mean yeah they might get to space, but theres NO WAY THEY WOULDNT CATCH FIRE, OR THEIR ORGANS WOULDNT LIQUIFY BECAUSE OF THE STRAIN. THEY'D PROBABLY PASS OUT BEFORE THEN, BUT. ...no, okay, I get why vlad bought this company. this is RIGHT up his alley.

-danny KNOWS VAL DIDNT DO THIS, THAT SOMEONE STOLE THE SUIT. AND SPENDING ALL NIGHT CHATTING WITH HER. <3 and val is a 9TH DEGREE BLACKBELT?? danny's mom is, too!! omg and she hunts ghosts, his parents would love her. and her fav fruit is kumquat bc its a funny word. im so with danny val is amazing. I love her and I Do Not Want To Hear It From Sam.

-I knew danny wanted to be an astronaut, but the bowling tidbit is like. yes give me more useless info abt these characters, I love tiny details that make them feel more human, and im glad hes got hobbies aside from ghost stuff, we dont really see a lot of that!!! (I mean, we knew 'fun' danny from when he split himself in half liked bowling, so obv it makes sense he LIKES it, but hes very GOOD at it. so proud of him, bowling king) val calling him neil armstrong and them teasing each other. LOVE THAT.

-technus you are my favorite grandpa for setting this up. SAM WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CREEPY BE HAPPY FOR YOUR FRIEND!!! STOP SPYING ON THEM!!! who actually cares if technus did 'set them up' together, theyre having fun and enjoy each others company!!! 'you think the universe wants you two to be together?' 'i dunno, but maybe /I/ do!' EXACTLY DANNY!!! SOO TRUE.

-and valerie being happy sam said she wants to try and be happy for them and make room at the lunch table for them. and hugging sam over it. VAL NEEDS MORE FRIENDS.

-VAL GOING AFTER TECHNUS IN HER SUIT WITH (1) MILK, AND (1) TREE BRANCH AND KEYS!!!. I LOVE YOUUUU BEST GIRL. her new suit kicks ass

-dannys like 'HEY IM AN ASTRONAUT :D' AW. ...HES IN SPACE... the fact he's actually intending to give her the ring. with SAMS NAME ON IT?? IM CRINGING DANNY NO. YOU CANT DO THAT...thank god he didnt. thank god valerie cut it off and said they can just stay friends for now. tbh, they both have a lot on their plates!! they obv both still like each other...it can be a future thing!! when she knows about phantom! youre 14 theres no need to rush. I just want her to have friends and be happy :(

-...danny struggles to do (1) pull up. SAME. but all the ghost fighting in phantom form REALLY doesnt carry over at ALL? that sucks

-sam being as fit as she is, is not just a goth. shes a goth jock.

-honey I Shrank Our Kid, One of his Enemies, and his Bully: the episode

-dash's crush on phantom is So Obvious. fitness buddies :) watching them interact always makes me laugh. also, phantom, with PANTS. 'how many costume changes you gonna go through, what is this, vegas??' DASSH DJKSFHASKDF

-MADDIE GOING AFTER THE MOUSE WITH A BROOM, WHAT THE FUCK. AAAH. JUST BUY SOME KIND OF MOUSE TRAP.

-danny likes lime and vinegar chips. which sound very good.

-'our boy finally has the physical prowess of a 60 year old president!' ...poor danny LMAO

-'what's wrong with beauty pageants' oh tucker you sweet naïve child. what ISNT wrong with them. who approved this for a high school?? (I mean, yes. unfortunately child pageants exist, but...) also danny and tucker once again treating the pretty girls like objects. I need to meet the grown man who wrote this, I just want to talk...

-prince aragon's dragon form reminds me of maleficent (color scheme wise) which is always a bonus. considering the episode is called beauty marked, I feel like the sleeping beauty references are deliberate

-sam with the fake fangs. once again her accessories never miss. hate the 'not like other girls, girls who get sucked into this kind of thing are all shallow and all want to be carbon copies' bs tho.

-sam trying to be the Worst Bride, being rude as shit. DORA IS GOING TO GET KILLED. DID YOU MISS THE PART WHERE SHE SAID THE PRINCE WILL HAVE HER HEAD IF YOU ARENT THE IDEAL BRIDE. YOU /KNOW/ DANNY WILL COME SAVE YOU. JUST ACT CHILL UNTIL THEN. even if you were doing fine to get him to take off the crown, consider maybe not letting his poor sister get punished also?? sure, she could also take off the crown and has dragon powers, but did you know that for sure?? dora didnt even really realize it until you guys talked!! (or at least, she was scared to stand up to him. you had no guarantee she would...) but. good for dora. ANOTHER friendly ghost to add to the List :)

-tucker is so under appreciated in his time. if he was doing a tech-based campaign today he'd have a better shot. people in 2004 had NO IDEA how much tech would be a part of our day-to-day lives...altho. tbh if you're going to be running for student council president, maybe you should..focus on things to actually improve the school? since he's going for a tech angle, he could say like, he would be running fundraisers for the schools computers to be upgraded, etc? we've already SEEN he can be good at money-making entrepreneur type stuff!!

-oh my god wait. this episode is JUST YUGIOH?????! A REBORN PHAROH USING A TEENAGER AS A VESSEL?? YESSSSSS

-tucker using his new minion to feed him grapes and carry him. AND LOCUSTS ONTO THE BULLIES. I love how when he's possessed, he gains winged eyeliner.

-this episode is giving me big 'plankton makes everyone in bikini bottom his slaves and build monuments of him from the spongebob movie' vibes. and the pharaoh has a traitor who works for him? VERY big yugioh vibes. aknadin confirmed

-I like that danny is still completely exhausted after using ghostly wail. (still patiently waiting on him to get duplication)

-LOVE the fenton's 80s outfits. I get hes 14 and embarrassed by everything they do because theyre his parents, but. cmon, this is one objectively cool thing theyve done. love 80s fashion.

-...was vlad just standing on that streetlight waiting for danny to come out? how'd he know they'd be coming out the back? how long has he been up there???

-oh, wait, his ecto-acne has flareups? that SUCKS. danny was...well I dont want to say he was LUCKY HE HALF-DIED, but he was lucky his was pretty instant (I'm assuming that had to do with the power/scale of the portals being different?) I remember in the ep we met him, vlad made a point of saying he was stuck in a hospital for a long time, so. that really actually sucks and I feel bad. not that it excuses anything he's done...but like. it does suck.

-vlad being so sure danny wouldnt help him he made it somehow contagious to his friends to make sure he'd get help? danny is a nice boy, he wouldve helped if it was anyone else. the only reason he wouldn't have is because of the shit vlad did to him, on purpose. vlad 100% dug his own grave by being the biggest asshole, so it is very hard to feel bad for him.

-clockwork is back!!! and making danny learn lessons The Hard Way. Uhhh, okay. I kind of get Danny’s logic, that time traveling this far back would prevent vlad from becoming a halfa also, ergo no arch nemesis or ectoacne to worry about. But the fact that was basically the first solution Danny came up with to solve this problem is actually so funny. It’s so extreme

-APPRICIATION FOR THESE 80S LESBIAN BG CHARACTERS.

-vlad telling maddie in the lab (in the 80s) he has something he's wanted to tell her 'for a long time'...how long have they known each other? I assumed they met in college, since jack always calls vlad his college buddy/roommate, so jack and vlad for sure met in college, but did vlad know maddie longer? thats surprising if so. Tho we don’t know what year of college they’re in so they could mean they met as freshmen and a few years have past…speaking of maddie shes crushing the 80s look.

-vlad blames jack, but. maybe dont stick your face 2 inches from the portal??! THIS FEELS LIKE LAB SAFETY BASICS. IF SOMETHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE DANGEROUS, DONT GET NEAR IT. WITH YOUR FACE UNPROTECTED IN ANY WAY. (altho jack didnt really give a Big Warning besides screaming BONZAI. so. also that, but cmon.) also, they need gloves, goggles, and to pull all of their hair back tbh. but fuck lab safety, I guess!

-cryyyyinnng at how lazy they were with jack's ghost form design, its just plasmius' design on jack!!! you couldve given him his own design!!

-there. I did that in about 10 minutes and its somehow less lazy than what made it into the show. embarrassing! better yet, I think the episode would've been better if maddie would've gotten the ectoacne. or maybe its just me, wanting to see her design! anyway. I'm sure people have already done redesigns of them both as halfas. I have to go look after I finish this watch through. Also mildly frustrated jacks resentment and bitterness is basically also a copy paste of vlads backstory. They’re different characters, I really don’t think jack would stew in bitterness and jealousy the same way vlad would!! I also don’t think he’d give up after one time of trying to hunt ghosts and getting laughed at. Our canon timeline says different…I dunno, I get it was for laughs, but I’m annoyed because the POTENTIAL this plot has…

-did vlad really wear a stupid cheese hat to his wedding. ok actually that kinda rules. and the cheese door knocker. the dairy-only buffet table. vlad still got rich, just on being the New Dairy King. (Assuming that means he owns a lot of dairy businesses?) ok! this actually is great. hope maddie isn't lactose intolerant!

-'no matter how hard I tried, I could never get rid of my ghost half, the half I knew Maddie could never accept' ohh, ouch, what a horrible thing to say to her HALF GHOST SON. 'YOUR MOM WILL NEVER ACCEPT YOU' BASICALLY.

-maddie strapping danny to the table with a lazer pointed at him in a secret lab she keeps from vlad that she makes a point of saying is sound proof so he can scream all he wants...CHRIST. DANNYS POOR PYSCHE.

-also, not to feel bad for alternate vlad (because, he did lie to maddie saying jack blames her and never wants to see her again...) but. being married to a woman 20+ years and she immediately goes back to jack? if she didnt love vlad and feels like she had to hide shit from him, and says she wasted her best years with him, WHY MARRY HIM. it feels like leading him on!!! cannot believe im feeling bad for vlad, but. this alternate timeline vlad is significantly Less Horrible than Our Vlad. did she not think she'd get funding for her ghost stuff? (which, fair assumption since they're considered 'ghost fanatics/nuts in canon...but...) why did she think jack or vlad would be her ONLY OPTIONS? be like your sister. be single. Actually, this au could’ve been really interesting if after the accident, vlad lied to her and said jack never wanted to see her again, but she stays single. Imagine how much that would bug vlad… like, in her mind, it was never a competition it was jack or no one type situation…

-danny being like 'leave him ALONE' this jack is a HOMEWRECKER, DANNY. let them go to court and settle this at the least. ...or just throw vlad into the portal. (100% human, defenseless vlad) CHRIST, MADDIE THATS BRUTAL. THATS MURDER.

-danny seeing his mom immediately accepting him and his dad being half ghosts in this universe, if I was him this would be a great sign that his universe's maddie would also.

-*maddie voice* "clockwork will help!" *2 seconds later, with clockwork* "I will Not Help." TOUGH LOVE KING. YES LET DANNY SEE THE SODA HIMSELF AND DEVOLP BETTER OBSERVATION SKILLS.

-when clockwork ""reset time to the way it was"" just before danny "meddled"" ...did he really erase a whole alternate timeline? ...damn. because maddie and danny both called it an alternate timeline by name, it splitting when the college incident went different, so it wouldnt have really mattered if he reset it, right. like because danny's timeline is on a different stream? why didnt clockwork just. show danny a replay and not Reset That Timeline. wh...I wonder how many people that Erased From Existence. Anyway! once again stating clockwork is casually terrifying!

#danny phantom #dp thoughts #sanchoyorambles

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Danny!! Oh heck, there's so many and by the time I read 100 I'd forgotten all the others 🤣 All of them... No I joke. OK for now erm... 3, 23, 31 (because LOL 🤣), 68, 90.

Bless you, Nic, you keep this from failing. And I know, l’m the same, mostly I choose random numbers because I cant remember the questions itself.

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

mostly postcards or random paper available. I do have tons of bookmarks, but whenever I read an actual book I have no idea where my bookmarks have gone to. Its a mystery, I tell you.

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

hm, I guess reading while tugged in a warm blanket, drinking a cup of tea. Yeah, thats my favourite thing.

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

Okay, this is hilarious. You want an essay on socks? No problem, I can talk for hours about the most random things ever. My feet are always frozen, so I wear mostly at least two pair while being at home. And yeah I do sleep with socks on, because otherwise my feet are cold. And I cant sleep when I feel cold.

We actually have way too much socks. You can only wear that much different pairs, right? and you usually use the same ones again and again. So I have no idea why we do have that many socks, who bought all those socks? What the hell. And no, white socks are not allowed in this household, thank you very much.

68: what’s winter like where you live?

Ugh, thats a good one. Our average temperature gets about -5 to -10 degree celcius over here. The window of the car freezes over at night and sometimes the streets are frozen as well. That kind of winter. And even while it gets cold and dark, I love it. I love scarfs, and being layered and hats, while being outside. We dont have that much snow, where I’m living since there are no mountains near and sometimes I feel sad about it, but lets be honest, snow is only lovely, when you dont need to go to work and drive or walk. Then its not that much fun.

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

I can do that, I can do that quite enthusiastically. Its London and I’ve visited it countless times. The first time I was in my early twenties I guess and I fell in love from the start. I love the combination of all those historical places like the tower, the beautiful gardens and nearby all those new shiny skyscrapers. Its so faszinating for me. To have all those old monuments and houses and churches, but also having tons of new buildings with unique optics. Then theres the west end, which in itself is enough reason to love London. Whenever I’m there, I visit at least one play. The old bookshops, british tea. Eating scones with a nice cup of tea at some tiny place while wachting people running by, is something very dear to me.

London is my feel good city, whenever I’m there, I visit new places far away from tourist hotspotes, sometimes sitting for hours on the bus and watching sceneries drive by. I’m deeply in love with this city no matter if its december, may or whatever month. I miss it. Last time there was my birthday in march right infront of the lockdown. Felt strange back then.

Ask me

#clotpoleincamelot #Nic you're the best #thank you #also I chose number 3 as well before I've seen your ask #danny talking

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I have a little crisis going on. My friend saw me checking in on tumblr on my phone a week or so ago and asked me what I was looking at. I told her about H 5-0 and McDanno. She likes gay ships and started watching.When she was finished with season one and had watched the conclusion of the season final she asked me why Danny ditched Rachel in favor of Steve. I told her because he loves him – duh! But I guess she just doesn't feel the vibes for that ship. (1/2)

She told me while she got why maybe Steve would fall for Danny she didn’t understood how Danny could develop feelings for Steve, didn’t even get how they’ve become friends with all the arguing. I know I can’t convince her and I don’t want to.But when I was home again, it got me thinking… and to my sheer horror I nearly came up with nothing (okay, he payed for the dolphin swimming and helped finding Meka’s murderer, was there for the memorial service) but otherwise? (2/2)

Dear god, I don’t know myself why Danny would fall for Steve. I haven’t watched season 1 in a while. Could you please remember me? Sorry for the Long three part ask. (3/3)

OKAY SO. Tragically, I haven’t watched season 1 in a while either, because I still haven’t gotten around to that rewatch I keep saying I should probably do, BUT. HOWEVER. YET.

It might be a bit of a mess, but I’m always ready to ramble about why Danny might fall for Steve. This ended up as nearly 2k words, so I’ll put it under a cut:

I think that a crucial first thing to understand is that when Danny yells, it does not necessarily mean he’s genuinely angry. I definitely get how if you do interpret it that way, the entire show could just kind of look like Danny doesn’t even like Steve very much, let alone loves him. Yelling CAN mean he’s angry, and of course it often DOES mean that, but just as often (or perhaps even more) it overwhelmingly means that he cares. Loudly. Right in your face. (There’s a later episode, 3.15, in which Steve does something heroic but stupid and Danny yells at him afterwards and Steve goes, kind of gleefully, “You were worried about me” and Danny says “Worried? No, no, I was worried about my car” but it’s VERY obvious that he’s lying, like, to the point where that’s the whole joke here. There are probably other instances that prove the yelling-Danny-does-not-mean-a-Danny-who-doesn’t-like-you, but this is my favorite because it’s extremely, blindingly obvious, and the narrative actively wants us to see it that way.)

To jump right in with the deep stuff: Steve offered Danny a job and gave him a family and a place in Hawaii and a purpose and the feeling of being useful, and he did it at a time when Danny was living a pretty miserable existence where even after six months he was still being hazed by the other Detectives for being the haole who wears a tie. Danny tells Tani in one of the very early season 8 episodes that Steve has a way of coming into people’s lives at just the right time, and that he did that for everyone on the team, including Danny. Obviously if you’re watching season 1 you can’t know what’s being said in season 8, but it’s just confirmation of stuff that’s definitely there on screen in season 1, too.

Steve is good at his job. Really, really good, and even if his methods are crazy, he ends up helping people. Danny can be shocked at the means and still appreciate the end at he same time.

Steve’s surprisingly smart, too. A bit of a dork sometimes - Steve with that teacup in 1.10? “I like tea.” NERD. (He’s also absolutely saying that to rile Danny up, and essentially that just means he enjoys arguing with Danny which is SO PERFECT for Danny, who can’t stop it even if he tries. More about that later.)

Steve makes Danny laugh. It may sometimes be a laugh borne out of shock, perhaps even anger, but there’s definitely laughter. (Steve also goes along with Danny’s silly banter and smiles about it - Danny’s “you miss me, don’t you?” when Steve is being a super secret spy on the museum ship in 1.07 and Steve’s “yeah, yeah” and “but you don’t swim” are a wonderful example.)

But then, on top of all of that, Steve is also kind. Of course there’s the hotel room with dolphin swimming he gives Danny as an apology after Danny makes it clear that he thinks he deserves one (which, by the way, still make me scream a little, because everything after that one moment ALWAYS portrays Steve as extremely unwilling to spend a lot of money on anything, even gifts, AND because yes, it’s a way to apologize, but it’s also something that immediately shows Steve gets Danny, because it’s not just for Danny, it’s for Grace! it’s for Danny to have fun with Grace), but he also makes a call to the Governor when Danny has issues with Rachel over visitation rights for Grace, and he does it behind Danny’s back. He comes to Meka’s funeral, not because he needs to grieve, but because Danny is grieving. When Grace and Rachel get car-jacked and Danny has to leave suddenly in the middle of a case, Steve’s immediate response is to tell him to call if he needs anything and then look completely thrown for a moment after Danny leaves. tl;dr: Steve CARES, and Danny, a man who is definitely not stupid, knows this. I mean, it’s not like he has to look far to see it anyway - he experiences it, over and over and over again. (And Steve’s there like this for the whole team, not just Danny, but in season 1 it’s definitely mostly Danny, because after Steve he just has the most problems, poor guy.)

(Side note, that episode I mentioned in which Grace and Rachel get car-jacked and Danny rushes to them? 1.16? Later on, Steve is going full camouflage ninja in the forest on his own and then his phone starts buzzing and he sees it’s Danny and the first thing he does after picking up is ask “are Grace and Rachel okay?” and when Danny then asks about the case he goes “don’t worry about that” to calm Danny down, and they end up having a lengthy conversation about Danny’s problem while Steve is panting trying to hold a log in the air for some very important SEAL reason, but he doesn’t complain a single time or even mention that he’s kind of busy. Danny needs him, so he’s available.)

And I mean, obviously, there’s these: “Maybe you’re not as alone around here as you think, Danno.” “I know you.” “I picked you, didn’t I?”

If I can just circle back around to something we’ve sort of covered: Danny yells a lot. He has a temper. He gets angry. He doesn’t get along super well with most people, and then along comes Steve, who initially INFURIATES Danny to the point where Danny ends up hitting him after they meet, but instead of getting angry back or holding a grudge, Steve is impressed and takes it in stride and still wants Danny to work with him because he sees Danny’s talents, and he doesn’t let himself be intimidated by the attitude. He lets Danny rant and get angry and he argues back but also calms Danny down when needed, and everything we’re shown indicates that he enjoys that dynamic. Essentially, Steve is the ideal partner for Danny, and Steve is also lonely and he’s loyal to a fault and they have a similar sense of humor and their banter flows ridiculously smoothly right from day one and their personalities just click and Steve keeps inviting Danny over for beer and letting him walk into his kitchen unannounced and dragging him into Steve’s classic car for its first test drive, so what do you know? Steve’s also a really great best friend.

Danny says Steve is terrible with kids and then Steve is actually GREAT with Grace. Like, when Danny gets hit with the sarin gas and Steve picks Grace up from school because he knows she’ll be getting out soon and there will be nobody waiting for her? That’s something that you can bet means the world to Danny, because Grace is his world. ALSO, Steve goes to get Grace and deliver her to the hospital personally, even though it’s a ridiculously busy day with two cases to work at once, one of which might lead them to Wo Fat, the killer of Steve’s father, which is Steve’s Huge Tragic Backstory and the thing he’ll usually drop anything else for. Except Grace! (Obviously, if he knew when Grace would need to be picked up and hadn’t done anything about it, that would have been a huge dick move, so you could say he had no choice, but that still means that 1) he knows when and where to pick Grace up in the first place, which shows he cares enough to pay attention to something that he couldn’t have known would ever be relevant until that moment, and 2) he could have sent Chin or Kono or Jenna or Duke or Kamekona or random HPD officers, and he did not do that. He went there in person. He went to get Grace.)

Which leads us neatly here: Steve, a guy with virtually no family left except for one very estranged sister (and an aunt we don’t know about yet and a mother who’s actually still alive, but those can’t really be counted at the end of season 1), is a HUGE FAMILY MAN. What’s Danny’s whole reason for uprooting his life and being miserable five days a week but still feeling it’s totally worth it for those other two days? LOVE OF FAMILY. Danny definitely, 100% can appreciate that quality in other people, and Steve has it, he just had nowhere to direct it for the longest time.

In the same vein, Danny is a True Dad. He sees Steve, this lonely guy who just lost his dad, and in the fandom it’s generally acknowledged that Steve saw Danny and went “yes, this one, I’m keeping this one”, but for all of Danny’s complaining, he also adopted Steve on the spot.Steve needs a Danny so he doesn’t get himself killed (the very first episode immediately hammers this point home really hard), and there’s no way Danny isn’t aware of that on some level.

Also just. Yes, Steve does a lot of things Danny tells him he shouldn’t do. Yes, Steve is an idiot sometimes. But he also listens to the things Danny yells at him, and when it really matters to Danny, he changes his behavior. There’s that apology hotel room, for one, but there’s also that bit in the episode about Meka, Danny’s former partner, where Steve is not entirely convinced that Meka wasn’t a dirty cop even though Danny keeps insisting he can’t have been because he was a good guy, and Danny gets so mad Steve doesn’t believe him that he walks off (“If my word is not good enough for you, then I don’t know what I’m doing here,” he says), so a while later Steve goes after him and he keeps asking questions until he understands what Danny means - you know your partner, you trust your partner, the way Danny trusts Meka is the way Steve trusts Danny and that’s why Danny’s behavior makes sense - and from that point on, he fully has Danny’s back in this crusade to clear Meka’s name, even though there it’s not like there’s suddenly more hard evidence to support it.

So why would Danny ditch Rachel to go chase after Steve? Well, because he knows at that point, no one else might do it, and at least not the unrelenting way Danny will. Because Steve doesn’t have many people and deserves to have someone stick up for him. Because there is zero doubt Steve would do the same thing for him.Because Danny knows that in that moment, Steve needs him more than Rachel does. Because he has to make a choice and he’s inevitably going to regret not being there for one of these people, but apparently, to Danny, getting to Steve is more urgent. Because he’s putting Steve’s needs before his own. Because they’re partners and they’re family and they’re friends and that really, really means something. Because it’s Steve, and he means something.

#mcdanno #*#awesomejesakuthings #ask #talking #season 1

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Cherry Blossoms (Hanzo Shimada + OC) Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of Cherry Blossoms (Master List)

Pairing: Alpha Hanzo + Omega OC

Word Count: 2748 words

“What do you mean you don’t play video games?” Hana gasped, holding a hand to her heart and wearing an extremely offended expression. Danny shrugged, motioning for Dae-hyun to move so she could get to a plant he was standing in front of.

“Sorry,” he muttered, and Danny smiled and shook her head.

“No need to apologize, silly,” she said. Hana let out a noise of frustration.

“Danny!!” she whined loudly, and the object of her attention sighed heavily, turning to the gamer.

“It’s not like I had a gaming system on the road,” she said with a scoff. “And anything like that growing up was right out,” Hana frowned deeply.

“That’s no fun!” she said, crossing her arms over her chest, and Danny raised her eyebrows at the young girl.

“Well it’s how it is,” she shrugged. Hana shook her head adamantly.

“No!” she argued, stomping her foot. “Dae-hyun and I will make a gamer out of you yet!”

Which ended up being how Danny found herself in a lounge area on Hana, Lucio, and Dae-hyun’s (and Hanzo’s) floor.

“Nonono! Not like that!” Hana shouted as Danny pressed the left button instead of the right one.

“What?” Danny asked, her eyes wide as she frantically tried to fix her mistake. “You said the right one!”

“That was the left one!” Hana shouted back.

“Well maybe YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED IF I KNEW MY LEFT FROM MY RIGHT!” Danny countered.

“No wait you need to jump!” Dae-hyun pointed at the screen, where Danny’s character was approaching a gap.

“Is that the x button or the b button?” Danny asked, frantically pushing both and… falling to her death.

G A M E O V E R

“Awe,” Hana whined at the sight. It had become very familiar over the past hour.

“I… I don’t think video games are my thing,” Danny murmured, and Dae-hyun groaned in agreement.

“You’re hopeless,” Danny nodded.

“I know,”

“Are you all… okay?” they all jumped at the sound of a deep, raspy voice behind them. Danny whipped around to see Hanzo looking at them with a worried expression. “I heard shouting…” Danny jumped up, rushing over to Hanzo.

“Oh great Hanzo! Remember-that-thing-we-were-talking-about-you-know-that-important-thing-so-we-need-to-leave-like-right-now!” all her words blurred together as she grabbed his hand and began dragging him back down the hallway.

“What?” Hanzo asked, following her with the most confused expression she had ever had the pleasure of seeing on his face.

“Bye Hana! Bye Dae-hyun!” Danny shouted over her shoulder as she and Hanzo turned the corner.

Danny only stopped when they reached the greenhouse. Her hands went to her knees as she panted. Meanwhile, Hanzo was unaffected, staring at her quizzically.

“What?” he asked again, and Danny held up a finger, breathing for a second before answering him.

“They were trying to teach me to play video games,” she said, and Hanzo’s brows pinched together.

“And that warranted running away?” Danny nodded furiously.

“Yeah, sorry,” she smiled sheepishly at him. Hanzo shook his head, as if to say she didn’t need to apologize.

“It’s alright,” he said. Danny was finally able to straighten from her hunched position, sending him a bright smile. He gave her a soft smile in return, before looking around.

“This is the greenhouse?” he asked, eyes widening as he saw all the plants. Danny nodded, beaming proudly. “Genji told me you spend almost all your time here,” he said, walking further in and looking at an orchid that sat in a pot on the counter next to the sink.

“This is Erik,” she said, standing next to him, and Hanzo raised his brows.

“What?” he asked, and a soft pink came up Danny’s neck to rest on her cheeks.

“Oh, I uh… I name my plants,” she muttered, before pointing to the orchid he had been looking at. “This one is Erik,” Hanzo nodded, before looking around at the greenhouse.

“All of these plants have names?” he asked in shock. There must have been at least 100 different plants in the greenhouse, and he knew she had other plants around the compound. Danny nodded.

“Yeah!” she pointed to a plant a little ways away from them. “I made little name cards for them,” Hanzo squinted, seeing Leif written out in dark green letters on a card in front of the plant she had pointed to. “I know it’s a little weird-”

“No,” he cut her off with a shake of his head, smiling softly at her. “It’s… sweet,” he said, and Danny practically preened at his words.

“Really?” he nodded.

“Do you-” Danny cut herself off, shaking her head and looking away. “Nevermind,” Hanzo leaned closer to her.

“What?” he asked, and Danny sighed. Her cheeks were flaming red at this point.

“Do you want to… meet some more?” she asked shyly, and Hanzo nodded. “I mean-not in the greenhouse! There are too many! But I have a couple who are pretty… special,” her voice got quieter and quieter as she asked, until she was almost whispering. Hanzo nodded again, smiling slightly at her. “Awe-awesome!” she stammered, before taking his hand and leading him out of the greenhouse again. It was only when they got to the stairwell leading to where her and Jesse’s rooms were that she realized she had taken his hand, and she quickly let go. “S-sorry,” she murmured, going up the stairs, and Hanzo shook his head, slowly reaching out and taking her hand once more. Danny couldn’t muffle the little gasp that escaped her mouth, and she looked back at Hanzo to see him smiling gently at her, his brown-golden eyes soft.

“It is alright,” he reassured her, giving her much smaller hand a soft squeeze. She flushed, giving him a shy, close lipped smile before leading him the rest of the way up and to her room.

She swung open the door and gestured her arm in a ‘ta-da’ motion. Hanzo hesitantly walked in, and Danny smiled as she brought him to the window.

“I-I named them after people on base,” she said, her cheeks still a bit pink, and Hanzo’s eyes widened as she pointed to a cactus in a pot that was painted with tumbleweeds. “This is Jesse,” she giggled, before pointing at a leafy plant whose pot had been painted bright green with little geometric patterns in silver. “That’s Genji,” then to a similar plant that was bigger and whose leaves were a little darker. The pot this one was in had pretty blue swirls over a black base. “That’s you,” she flushed as Hanzo’s wide eyes turned to her for a second, for some reason surprised that she had included him.

“You named one of them after me?” he asked, feeling the need to double check, and Danny nodded, biting her lip. Hanzo’s eyes flicked down to her lips at the action before they returned to peering deeply into hers. “I’m honored,” Danny flushed.

“I was scared you would think it’s weird,” she murmured, and Hanzo shook his head, squeezing her hand again. She glanced down at their joined hands, and almost giggled at how large his were compared to hers. His hand completely engulfed hers, and Danny had to stop herself from thinking of how it would feel to snuggle up against him. If his whole body would engulf hers in the same way…

Sanda and Akarui also had decided this was the best moment to come out, greeting Danny with soft trills before going to explore the room. They both let out a chirp as they found Hanzo (the plant) and Danny smiled brightly at them, giving them each a scritch.

“It’s…” he paused, tilting his head as if trying to think of the right word to use. “Cute,” he finally decided on, and Danny looked away shyly.

“Th-thanks,” she stuttered out, squeezing his hand gently back. Both of them had tiny grins on their faces.

After a minute or two of silence, Danny pointed to another plant. This one was a succulent, and its pot was painted in a muted gold and red.

“This is Zenyatta,” she said, turning the tiny plant a bit. Hanzo sent her a questioning look as she moved it. “Oh uh… succulents need to be turned occasionally if they’re indoors, so they get even sun all around,” she explained, and Hanzo nodded before pointing at a taller leafy plant on her bookshelf, a bit away from the window.

“Who is this?” he asked, looking at the grey pot with one red stripe going around.

“J-Soldier 76,” Danny answered, pointing out a little black 76 on the bottom of the pot that Hanzo had missed when he first looked at it. He nodded, before pointing out another one, this one hanging from the ceiling, with vines pouring over the side of the golden pot.

“And this?”

“Reinhardt,” Danny said, before her eyes lit up. “Oh! Could you water him for me?” she asked, letting go of his hand to go grab a teapot that sat on a little table by the window. As the contact between their hands broke, Sanda and Akarui were quick to swoop in and snuggle around Danny’s shoulders. They let out low purrs as they closed their eyes, deciding Danny was the perfect place for a nap. Hanzo looked between her and the teapot, confused. “I can’t reach, and I usually have to ask Jesse to help me…” she explained, before holding the teapot towards him. “Please?” she widened her eyes, and Hanzo melted almost immediately at the adorable puppy dog look on her face. He took the teapot with a nod, reaching up and tilting it to pour a bit of water into the plant. “Thank you, Hanzo,” she said with a large smile, and he nodded again, his heart fluttering in his chest at how… domestic this entire moment was. He pointed to a pretty pink flower next.

“What about this one?” he asked.

“That’s Mei,” Danny answered. “It’s a coneflower, a plant that can survive the winter frost,” she winked at him, pointing at the snowflakes painted onto the midnight blue pot. He gave her a fond smirk, understanding what she was getting at. She then pointed to a large plant with thick, long leaves with small spikes around the edges. “This is Angela, she’s an aloe vera, which is of course a plant with healing properties,” Hanzo nodded in understanding, seeing the gold pot with pretty, soft white feathers painted in some places.

“Did you paint these pots?” he asked, and Danny nodded, her cheeks pink once more. Or perhaps they had never stopped being pink. When she was with Hanzo it was hard to tell.

“Uh… yeah,” she murmured, and Hanzo sent her an encouraging smile.

“They’re beautiful,” he assured her.

They spent the next half hour in Danny’s room, with her introducing Hanzo to each one of the plants in her room. She even explained the reasoning behind more of them. For example, the pachysandra plant that was Genji was almost dead in the greenhouse when she had first gotten to Watchpoint. But she brought him to her room and took care of him and now the plant was flourishing, she thought that it was fitting for him to be Genji. The other pachysandra, Hanzo, worked as well because they were brothers, and this one was bigger so it was older. Pachysandra plants were also very resilient, and she thought that this worked for both brothers.

“But why is Jesse a cactus?” Hanzo had asked. Danny giggled, raising her eyebrows at him.

“He’s a cowboy, why do you think?” Hanzo gave her a snort at that, surprising both of them.

They both startled at a knock on Danny’s door.

“Danny! Ya decent?” it was Jesse. Danny's eyes darted between Hanzo and the door.

“Well, yeah but-” he didn’t wait, swinging the door open. He froze upon stepping into the room though, his eyes darting around the room to take in the scene in front of him. Danny and Hanzo were on a small couch that was pressed up against one of the walls in Danny’s room, with her feet swung over into his lap. Sanda was snuggled into Danny’s lap, while Akarui had draped herself around her shoulders.

“Oh,” Jesse’s face slowly morphed into a smirk, and he looked suggestively at Danny. “I see,” before he could go any further, Danny hurled a book at his head. He ducked, the paperback book slamming into the still open door behind him.

“Don’t be an ass,” she growled, swinging her legs off Hanzo’s lap and standing to go over to him. Sanda made a grumpy noise, readjusting so that she was curled up on top of Danny’s head. Both Hanzo and Jesse snorted in laughter at the sight. It looked like Danny now had an odd, glowing blue hat. She ignored them, instead poking a finger into Jesse’s chest. “I was introducing him to the plants,” Jesse chuckled a bit, smiling down at her teasingly.

“Uh huh,” he said in teasing disbelief. “Suuuure,” he threw her a wink, causing her to roll her eyes.

“What did you want, Jesse?” she asked, and he shrugged.

“Genji and I were wondering when we were having the next movie night?” he asked, and Danny thought for a moment, before turning to Hanzo.

“Tonight?” she asked, looking between them hopefully. Jesse nodded.

“Sounds good, sweetpea,” he said, before patting her shoulder and leaving the room. Sanda nipped at him as he did. “Down, noodle!” he groaned, and Danny giggled, closing the door behind him.

“What do you think?” she asked Hanzo, and he hummed in question. “Do you want to come tonight?” Hanzo shrugged.

“Do you want me to?” he asked, peering intensely into her eyes. “I do not wish for you to feel obligated to invite me-” Danny was quick to shut that down.

“No! I want you there-we want you there,” she cringed at herself. “Last time was nice!” he smiled softly at her.

“It was,” she smiled hopefully back at him, and he sighed, nodding. “I will come,” he said, and Danny cheered.

“Yay!” she dove at him, wrapping her arms around his neck where he was still sitting on the couch. Hanzo froze for a moment, and Danny tensed.

“I’m so so-” she cut herself off when Hanzo wrapped his own arms around her, pulling her further into him.

“You apologize too much,” he said, smiling smugly to himself as she situated herself in his lap and tucked her face into his neck. He rested his chin on her head, kicking Sanda off, but the dragon wasn’t too upset, instead going to snuggle around Hanzo’s shoulders. They both breathed in each other’s calming scent, and Hanzo’s hand raised to stroke through Danny’s hair.

“I don’t think I do,” Danny argued meekly into his neck, and Hanzo tutted at her.

“You do,” he insisted.

A couple days later, Danny was called into Winston’s lab.

“What’s up?” she asked, and the scientist turned to face her with a grin, holding up a blueprint with one hand. Danny squinted, trying to figure out what was on the paper. “What’s that?” she asked, and Winston’s grin widened. He looked like he was about to burst.

“I haven’t thought of a name yet,” he said to her, motioning for her to come over as he laid the blueprint out on a table. “But it’s a device that drastically accelerates a plant’s growth rate for a short burst!” he explained, and Danny saw that the device kind of looked like a stereotypical ray gun she would see in older comic books.

“That’s so cool!” she gushed, looking up at Winston. “How does it even work?”

“It manipulates the plant’s molecular makeup to decrease the amount of sunlight needed for photosynthesis exponentially, causing the plant to grow exponentially for as long as the device is activated!” he explained, and Danny’s eyes widened. She wasn’t a scientist, but she was able to understand what he was saying.

“That’s incredible!” she gasped. “You’re brilliant, Winston!” if he was capable of blushing, he definitely would at the way Danny looked up at him in awe.

“It’s for you,” he muttered, and Danny gasped again.

“Really?” she asked tentatively, and he nodded.

“Of course!” she beamed, throwing her arms around the scientist and squeezing best she could. He laughed slightly, squeezing her back.

“Thank you!” she said, grin not leaving her face. Winston smiled back.

Chapter 9

#Hanzo Shimada #Alpha Hanzo #Hanzo x oc #Jesse McCree #Plant mom #plants #yes #Fluff #A/b/o overwatch #a/b/o verse #Alpha Beta Omega #Alpha Jesse Mccree #cherry blossoms overwatch #overwatch fanfiction #Overwatch #now we're getting somewhere

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alicedoessurveys · 3 years

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Doctor Who Tag

yes im a nerd...

CHILDHOOD

1. Did you like DW as a child?

I was 10 when it came back on telly with Eccleston and the first episode with the autons scared me so much my mom wouldn't let me watch it again until a couple years later, but yeah my teens I was obsessed with DW... still am at age 25

2. Your age at the time of the revival?

3. First DW episode you ever saw?

‘Rose’

4. Did you have any of the toys?

I still have the eleventh doctor’s screwdriver... I used to have some of the figures but there in storage now somewhere

5. Which DW character did you play on the playground?

didn't play it on the playground

6. Monster(s) that scared you most as a child?

all of them! the ones that still scare me now are the Cybermen and the Autons... genuinely cant walk past a shop mannequin without being suspicious

7. Joke/story you didn’t get as a kid?

as a kid, any of the innuendo type jokes

8. DW opinion that has changed since you were a kid?

idk I think I still have the same opinions

9. Who introduced you to DW?

parents

10. Did you like Sarah Jane Adventures as a child?

I LOVED SJA!! I miss that show, and Elizabeth Slade :(

DOCTOR

11. Who is your Doctor?

Ten was the doctor that made me fall in love with Doctor Who

12. Your favourite Doctor?

omg why not just ask me who my favourite child is... (I don't have kids but you know what I mean) if I had to chose my top three are ten, eleven and thirteen

13. Least favourite Doctor?

purely just because he doesn't have enough episodes... nine...

14. Best regeneration?

none of them I hate regenerations :( they make me sad, im too emotionally invested in every single one

15. Do you like “Doctor-Lite” episodes?

they're not my faves

16. Who is the most human Doctor?

I think nine maybe? or twelve?

17. Best multi-Doctor story?

the 50th anniversary special

18. Best Doctor monologue?

“Hello Stonehenge! who takes the pandorica, takes the universe. but bad news everyone, cause guess who? HA! You lot you're all whizzing about- its really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING. Question of the hour is, who's got the pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question, who's coming to take it from me? Come on, look at me! No plan. No backup. No weapons worth a damn. oh and something else, I don't have anything to lose. So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship with all your silly little guns and you've got any plans on taking the pandorica tonight... just remember who's standing in your way. remember ever black day I ever stopped you and then- AND THEN- do the smart thing... let somebody else try first.”

not copied and pasted, remember that from the top of my head... its always there waiting in my mind incase I ever need an epic monologue :’)

19, What do you think TenToo/MetaCrisis Doctor is doing now?

hopefully living his best life with Rose

20. Best Doctor/companion pairing?

ten and donna

COMPANIONS

21. Favourite companion?

Donna, Clara, Amy

22. Favourite secondary companion?

is Mickey classed as secondary? idk

23. Least favourite companion?

Ryan

24. Best TARDIS Team?

Doctor, Amy and Rory

25. Most underrated companion?

Graham, but that may just be cause I love Bradders

26. Most overrated companion?

Rose... I like her but idk, I think she gets more hype than she deserves.. don't @ me

27. Favourite companion’s family?

Rose’s mom

28. Who should have been a companion but wasn’t?

idk I cant think of anyone

29. Favourite (canon or non-canon) DW universe relationship?

Amy and Rory

30. Who did you not used to like, but really like now?

wasn't keen on Bill at first but by the end I really liked her, same with Rory

EPISODES

31. Favourite episode ever?

girl in the fireplace

32. Least favourite episode?

most of Chibnall’s episodes tbh sorry not sorry

33. Which episodes do you skip?

the regeneration episodes

34. Best two-parter?

Human Nature - Family of Blood

35. Historical, present day or futuristic episodes?

I like them all in there own way but I think present is fave, then historical, then future

36. Episode that will always make you smile?

all of them

37. Episode that will always make you cry?

Rory and Amy’s last episode :’(

38. Best run of episodes?

ugh I cant answer this theres too many

39. Best cliffhanger?

the end of Spyfall part one when the Master reveals who he is... I was SHOOK

40. Favourite Christmas special?

Voyage of the Damned

SERIES

41. Classic Who or New Who?

new who

42. Favourite series?

four or five

43. Least favourite series?

eleven, I just cant with the writing

44. Which series do you skip?

none

45. Favourite series opening?

eleventh hour

46. Favourite series finale?

Doomsday

47. Best series arc?

Bad Wolf

48. Thoughts on series 11/12?

I adore Jodie Whittaker and her doctor, and although I think 3 companions is too many I do love Yaz and Graham (Ryan is hit & miss). I just think theyve been massively let down by the stories/writing... they’ve tried to hard to tick certain boxes and completely missed what Doctor Who is about for a lot of people.. an escape from the real world into these outrageous unbelievable but lovable fun alien adventures

49. How much of Classic Who have you seen?

not a lot

50. Who should have had another series?

NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE

MONSTERS

51. Favourite monster/villain?

the master

52. Most creative monster?

Weeping Angels, whoever came up with monsters that look like statues and only move when you're not looking at them is genius

53. Monster(s) that scares you most?

Autons, Cybermen, the creepy dolls from Night Terrors, the ones from Waters of Mars, Weeping Angels

54. Monster you think is too easy to defeat?

idk

55. Least favourite monster/villain?

absorbaloff

56. Monster you want to return?

The Master, I really hope that isn't the last we see of Dhawan

57. In your opinion, what makes a monster good?

being genuinely scary,

58. Daleks, Cybermen or Weeping Angels?

Weeping Angels

59. Best Dalek story?

Daleks in Manhatten

60. Best one time villain/monster?

my brain has gone blank I cant think of an answer right now

ADDITIONAL MATERIAL

61. Torchwood or Sarah Jane Adventures?

SJA

62. Favourite Torchwood Team member?

I haven't watched it all so I couldn't say

63. Which Torchwood death made you saddest?

again, not watched it all

64. Do you rewatch COE or MD?

huh

65. Favourite SJA Team member?

Sarah Jane

66. Mr Smith or K-9?

K-9

67. Maria or Rani?

Rani

68. Do you read the comics/novels or listen to Big Finish?

Nope

69. If you do, your favourite additional stories?

n/a

70. Do you like DW analysis (video essays, fan theories, etc)?

yes

DESIGN/PRODUCTION

71. Favourite piece of alien tech?

the sonic, I love how it is so multipurpose except for when it comes to wood

72. Favourite piece of Murray Gold music?

I am the Doctor - gets me pumped every time

73. Favourite TARDIS design?

Ten’s Tardis

74. Has the 2005 era CGI aged well?

actually yeah, I was rewatching the ‘are you my mummy’ episodes the other day and my God when the gas masks emerged from the faces... ooooooof I was like omg how

75. Favourite Doctor outfit?

eleven or thirteen

76. Monster with the best design?

not really a design more of a costume.. I live Dhawan master’s costume. that shade of purple, oof he so stylish

77. Best show runner?

idk

78. Best writer?

Gatiss

79. Best opening titles?

eleven’s titles where the Tardis is flying and being zapped is cool but thirteens music hits different

80. Will DW age well/stay popular in the future?

I hope so, I feel like its lasted this long surely it can last forever.. if the writers don't fuck it up...

IF YOU WERE IN THE SHOW

81. Time period you’d want to go with the Doctor?

whatever time means Id get to wear the most beautiful costumes

82. Planet/place you’d want to go with the Doctor?

Galifrey, pre-desctruction

83. Doctor you’d most like to travel with?

any of them, please and thank you

84. Companion you’d most like to travel with?

donna, sceso a good laugh but also I feel like she’d look after me

85. Monster you’d like to defeat/fight?

The Master

86. If you could go back on your own history (like Father’s Day), where would you go?

back to when I was a toddler, I wanna see what I was like

87. If you could ask the Doctor anything, what would you ask?

theres too many to ask

88. Historical figure you’d like to meet?

Shakespeare

89. How do you think you’d meet the Doctor?

id probably be rescued from doing something stupid and then the doc would be like you know what the bitch clearly needs supervision she's coming with me

90. Would you travel forwards or backwards in time first?

backwards

IF YOU MADE THE SHOW

91. Historical event would you like to see in DW?

Hamilton

92. Issue you’d like to see addressed in DW?

idk

93. Who would you completely erase from the DW universe?

Ruth

94. One unanswered DW question you’d love to know the answer to?

where is Clara now?

95. Actor/actress you’d like to see play the Doctor?

Phoebe Waller Bridge (or Lin Manuel Miranda)

96. Actor/actress you’d like to see play a companion?

Andrew Scott (yes I did just basically recast fleabag and hot priest)

97. Is DW “too political”?

series 11 got a bit like that

98. Which characters fate would you changed?

Danny Pink

99. What about DW could be improved?

I think ive made my options about Chibnall pretty clear...

100. If you could write an episode of DW, any ideas for what you’d do

bring back Jenny, the Doctor / Daughter adventures they would have. I’m actually writing a fic about it if you wanna read.... here

#doctor who #tag #doctor who tag #doctor who questions #survey

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frightgothcar · 5 years

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HEY! Hey, you, reading this!!! I fuckin love writing but what I need to be able to write is a little thing called approval!! If you like this please comment and/or reblog!!!!!!!!!!

Area 51 au thingy. Danny/Wes. Songfic? Not really but the whole idea came from this song. V is based off of @its-towarzysz (main)/ @we-all-horny-here (sanders sides sideblog)/ @cockworktower (dp side blog) you should check them out, they make hella good content. Thanks to all my friends who helped me with motivation/proofreading. Tw for Death, Blood, Guns, and Violence. (Tell me if I forgot anything). I love this pairing and the lack of content sparks deep anger in my soul!! :)) Thanks for reading, enjoy!!

EDIT: Posting this on ao3 also @/godcannotdefeatfanfic

September 20th, 10:30 am

Area 51

Wes Weston had nothing to live for. Ever since his Mom had gone out for cigarettes on his 6th birthday and never come back his life had been a constant downward spiral. Maybe that was why he was in the middle of the Nevada desert, preparing to attempt to rush a highly armed government facility with a million other suicidal Millenials.

He fanned his face with his hand. It was over 86 degrees and he was practically melting in his Casper High spirit T-Shirt and blue jeans. He contemplated getting into his pickup truck and blasting the a/c but considering he only had a quarter tank of gas left, and it was a good 20 miles to the nearest gas station, he decided against it. Instead, he got onto his phone and texted his friends for the third time that morning.

Basketball-Boi: where r yall? its hot.

Phurry: we’re just driving in!! Do u see us?

Basketball-Boi: uhhh whats ur car look like

Phurry: the silver one

Basketball: V there are like a million silver ones what kind of car

Phurry: uhh Val says its called a subaru we’re right by a black car

Red_Huntress: They’re standing on the roof and waving. Can you see us now?

Wes looked up from his phone to see a person, about his age, standing on the roof of a silver Subaru, wearing a black band t-shirt and neon green booty shorts. Their long blond ponytail swished around their face as they jumped up and down excitedly. A girl stepped out of the car and began scolding her friend. She was wearing a matching red pair of shorts, there was black lettering on her backside that he couldn’t quite make out. He began waving back, which only excited the blond more. They lept over the brown-skinned girl and bolted towards Wes.

“Ready to fuck some aliens, Basketball-Boi?” They pulled him into a tight embrace.

“I was born ready!” He laughed, “How are you, V?”

“Pretty gay, thanks for asking.”

Wes opened his mouth to speak but V cut him off with an excited shout.

“Oh! That reminds me!” They slipped their arms out of their backpack straps and dug through the mint green bag for a minute before pulling a pair of hot pink shorts, “I wanted us all to match! Made ‘em myself!”

They flipped the shorts around to reveal ‘100% Nasty’ embroidered onto the ass in black. They then turned around to show off their own message, that read ‘Trash Man’.

“I made one for Val too, c’mon, we have to wear them!!”

Wes grabbed the shorts and held them to his hips. “Is this what you needed my measurements for?”

They nodded enthusiastically, “I was gonna make us team jackets, but that’s so cliche.”

“Huh, I mean, don’t get me wrong, these are… great, but are you sure pink is my color?”

V rolled their eyes, “Of course I’m sure, Wes! Just put them on, you’ll see.”

Wes sighed and walked behind his red truck for some privacy, not that there was much of that, the field was crowded with cars. He pulled down his blue jeans, thankful for the breeze on his legs, and pulled on the shorts. They were a perfect fit, clinging to his waist, and resting on his barely existent hips. The feeling of showing so much skin was odd to him, he’d never worn anything that short in public, but the look on V’s face made it all worth it to him. They didn’t laugh like he’d been expecting them to, instead clapping their hands and going on about how relieved they were that the shorts actually fit. He did a quick turn for them, and they nodded in satisfaction.

“I think it’s about time we caught up to Val, did y’all remember to bring soda?”

“Only the finest Mountain Dew the 7/11 could provide, M’lady,” V grinned.

“Than shall we be going, M’lord?” Wes held out his arm.

“Indubitably.” V linked their arm through his and they wandered through the crowd, searching for Valerie’s silver Subaru.

“Wes! V! Over here!” Val called, waving the hand that wasn’t holding a Mountain Dew at her friends. The two of them waved back and jogged toward her.

“Hey Val, long time no see,” Wes grinned as he pulled her into a hug.

“I missed ya, Weston,” Val reached up to ruffle his hair, but Wes dodged, pulling her into a headlock instead.

“Missed ya too, Grey,” He gave her a noogie and released her, leaving her free to jump onto him and boost herself high enough to get revenge.

“Aww, adorable! Old lovebirds rekindling an old flame?” V fluttered their eyelashes at their friends, who immediately recoiled.

“Ew, no! Wes? If I had to pick a guy, maybe. And that’s a hard maybe. I’m too gay for this.” Valerie picked up her can from the hood of her car and took a swig.

“Yeah! She’s like my little sister!”

“Hey, I’m older than you!”

“By like two weeks!”

V broke into laughter, “Cool it lovebirds, I’m only joking.”

Val and Wes rolled their eyes at V, who was now on the ground, rolling with laughter.

“Permission to pour some soda out onto our hilarious friend’s head?” Val asked teasingly.

“Permission granted! Fire at will!” Wes saluted. Val tipped her can enough to sprinkle V with the sticky green drink. They got to their feet, still laughing, and lunged for Val’s can. They knocked it backward, spilling soda all over Val’s shirt.

“EEK,” She squealed, “You’ll pay for this, Trash Man, If it’s the last thing I do!”

She tried to push the can towards V, but they still had a grip on her arm. They tugged the can back and forth for a few seconds before it crumpled under the pressure.

“Shit!” Val swore, letting go of the can and cradling her palm. “I think I cut myself.”

V dropped the can, game of tag forgotten, and crowded next to their friend. Wes joined their huddle.

“I think I have a first aid kit in my truck. How bad is it?” He asked.

Val opened her hand to reveal a small, but deep wound on the side of her palm.

“Shit, I’m so sorry, this is all my fault, if I hadn’t-” V began.

“Naw, it was as much my fault as yours. Anyway, we were having fun, and it’s really just a scratch. Keep focused on those Aliens, Private!” Val reassured them.

“Aye aye, Captain!”

Wes walked back to his truck, ignoring the stares of passerby. He grabbed his first aid kid (thank god for boy scouts) and walked back to Val’s car.

“So,” Wes ripped open a disinfecting wipe with his teeth and got to work cleaning her hand of blood. “How’s your dad?”

“He’s doing-” She drew in a sharp breath as he dabbed along the wound with a clean wipe. “Fine. The new job’s working out great, he’s happier than I’ve seen him in a while.”

Wes nodded and began wrapping her hand in gauze, “I’m glad. He wasn’t himself when you left.”

“It really all did work out for the better, didn’t it,” V smiled and handed Wes a length of medical tape. “Oh! I forgot! Val, show Wes what your ass says!”

She groaned, “Do I have to?”

V scowled, “Of course you have to, it was your idea!”

“I was just joking!”

“Tsk tsk, I think you’ve known me long enough to know that when it comes to cursed content, there are no jokes.”

“C’mon Val, it can’t be worse than ‘100% Nasty’,” Wes smirked.

V gasped dramatically and feigned offense, “You’ve wounded me! I work so hard, and for what, ungrateful friends?”

“Fine, if it’ll make you happy I’ll show him my ass. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.” She winked at him before turning to show her backside. Black embroidery spelled out ‘Booty Hunter’.

Wes burst out laughing, which quickly turned to hysteric noises only vaguely resembling laughter, squeals, and snorts with shrieking giggles between them. V and Val couldn’t help but join in. The second one of them stopped laughing someone would whisper Booty Hunter and it’d start all over again.

“Okay, okay,” Wes gulped in air, “We- hic -should calm down now.”

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” Val wiped a tear from her eye, “I am the Queen of Calm.”

V got to their feet and dusted themself off. “Totally calm. Calmer than a… something calm.”

“When does the raid start?” Wes pulled out his phone and checked the time. 12:00.

“Around, 12:30ish, we have time.” V waved their hand.

“I dunno, it’s already 12, maybe we should start getting ready.”

“What do you mean it’s already-” V snatched the phone from his hand, “Huh. Time sure flies when you’re having fun.”

“Wait, get ready for what exactly? I mean, we’re here, we’ve got our shorts on, there’s enough Mountain Dew in my car to drown an elephant, what else is there to get ready?” Val questioned.

“Uhhh, I dunno, stretch?” Wes shrugged, “It just feels like we’re forgetting something. What exactly is the plan for this whole thing anyway? Are there gonna be waves? Do we all go at once? This is a pretty poorly organized event.”

Val shrugged, clearly unphased by the lack of organization, “We’ll just go when everyone else starts running. I’m sure the start of gunfire will tell us when.”

“Look, if it’s making you so worried, we can stretch before. I’m sure everything will be fine. Plus, we all get alien Girlfriends, so it’s a win-win!” V put their hand on his arm. Wes smiled thankfully down at them.

“Yeah, that’s probably it. Yall must think I’m being a nitpick-”

“Not at all! You’re probably right, after all, it must be at least a mile to the base from here, and we can’t let cramps keep us from sweet sweet alien romance.” Val propped her leg up on the hood of her car and pressed her head to her knee, “Plus that’ll give us an advantage over the Kyles.”

V nodded and fell into a lunge, “We’ve been training since July for this, can’t let it get away now because we forgot to stretch.”

Wes bent over and touched his toes, “Thanks y’all, you’re really the best friends I could ask for.”

The screech of a megaphone rang out through the valley. A voice came through the static, “Raiders! Get into position, we’re storming the gates in exactly fifteen minutes!”

A cheer broke through the crowd as people began chugging what was left of their sodas and migrating towards the front lines.

“Well, this is it I guess. If I don’t make it out of the raid, put this on my tombstone.” Wes gestured downward, where he was holding his hand in a circle.

“Dammit!” Valerie chuckled as Wes gave her a playful punch in the arm.

“You’ll never take me alive!” V shouted and sprinted forwards as Wes moved towards them.

“On your marks!”

“Wanna bet on that?” Wes shouted back, weaving through the crowd to catch up with them.

“Get set!”

V pushed forward, using their small frame to their advantage, easily losing the taller one in the crowd.

“Raid!”

The mob roared, then began thundering forward, but the deafening sounds of the people were nothing compared to what followed. Thousands of guns began firing at once, hitting everyone and everything in the vicinity. Wes watched with horror as the first wave of people were mowed down right before his eyes. A flash of neon green caught his eye through the carnage. He ran towards his friend, who was standing, paralyzed, next to a few other survivors. He shouted their name, and just as they turned their head another hailstorm of bullets rained down. The first one embedded itself right into V’s chest, right above their heart. Wes sprinted to catch his injured companion, but by the time he got there the life was already draining from their eyes.

“V! V, can you hear me? Don’t go into the light, hold on, ok? You’ve got this, V, answer me!”

He pressed his head to their chest, a weak heartbeat answered him. “It’s gonna be okay. Shhh, you’re okay.”

Something wet dripped down his face, and he realized he was crying.

“...Wes,” V rasped out, then began violently coughing up blood. Little flecks of red peppered Wes’ face like freckles. “Fuck an alien for me, okay? Can you promise me that?”

Their body went limp in his arms.

“V? V! V, wake up, please, that can’t be it, please V, you’re only 17, please!” He shook their corpse, but to no avail. V was gone. He closed his eyes and let out a shuttering breath before standing up, still clutching their body in his arms.

“Second wave! On your marks!” The megaphone blared to life.

The crowd let out another, less confident cheer. After seeing all the carnage most of the raiders were less enthusiastic to ‘see them aliens’. But this time Wes had made up his mind. He was going to make it into that Government facility, and he was gonna burn that motherfucker to the ground.

“Get set!”

He laid his friend on the ground and pressed a kiss to their forehead. If it wasn’t for the massive amount of blood they could’ve been sleeping.

“Go!”

Wes screamed with all the anger he had in him and charged forward. Bullets rained down near him, but this time there were less of them. This time he had a chance. He saw the gate coming closer. He was only 50 feet away, he could make it! He hopped over the fence, ignoring the blaring of sirens, and kept running. He pushed his way into the building, where, surprisingly, there was no security. It looked like they had invested all their soldiers into protecting the outside of the base. His adrenaline rush began to slow down. He dragged his feet down the linoleum hallway, looking at his bloodsoaked hands.

“What the fuck just happened?” He whispered to himself, still shellshocked. A flicker of light caught his eye. Grateful for a distraction, he turned his attention to what looked like a futuristic control panel. The buttons were labeled in some sort of code, their luminescent surfaces grinning up at him.

“Looking for me, Short-Shorts?” A calm voice echoed through the hall. Wes whipped around, ready for a fight.

“Why so on edge, Ginger? Surely I’m not that intimidating.” It purred.

“Who are you?!” Wes shouted. He winced at the echo. Did he really sound that unhinged?

“On your left.”

He turned and found himself face to face with the most beautiful boy he’d ever seen. He looked about his age, maybe 17. His skin was tan, but had a slight blueish tint, as if he’d been without oxygen for a while. Poking from his tuft of pearly white hair was a pair of blur antenna. He had a small build, maybe 5 feet tall at best, but was floating at eye level with Wes. Speaking of his eyes, they were quite possibly the most gorgeous thing about him. He had eyes greener and glowyer (is that even a word? Either way it was true.) than toxic waste, his pupils were like a cat’s, slit down the middle. He was clothed in a baggy black prison jumpsuit. He looked almost alien. Wes realized with a start that he must be an alien.

“Are you done staring?” The boy asked, snapping Wes out of his trance. “It won’t be long before the guards realize you’re in here, and I’d rather get out without a bullet hole.”

“I- I don’t- what are you?” Wes stammered.

“I’m Project Phantom, or Danny if you prefer. What’s your name?”

“I’m… Wes?”

#danny phantom #danny phantom fic #fanfiction #my writing #wes weston #danny phantom au #area 51 au #unidentified flying ship #wes x danny #danny x wes #wes/danny #danny/wes #i dont know what else to tag this #Gayrea 51

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nosferatyou · 4 years

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New Tune: Chapter 4 (Jake Kiszka x Reader)

WC: 3.9k

Warnings: Cursing, Alcohol, Moshpits, Rock and Roll, and general dumbassery.

Summary: Two guitarists meet at a Rock Festival, only having a week with each other before they have to return to their own lives. The bond they create is unfeigned and resolute.

I stir awake, in an incredibly uncomfortable position on the.. Couch? A blanket that I definitely don't remember getting was laying on top of me. I look up at the clock to see that it was 1 PM, and let out a groan. I move the blanket off of myself and trudge to the bathroom. I look in the mirror to see what I can only describe as a gremlin. My hair was a rats nest, my makeup had smudged off onto my face, and my clothes were untucked and wrinkled. The weirdest part was the sticky note posted to my forehead. I grabbed it off and scrawled onto it said

“Y/N, Left to go get coffee even though it's practically the afternoon. Anyways will be back soon. -Jake.

PS I would've moved you into a better position, but I didn't want to wake you.”

Shit, he’s going to be here any minute, and I look like straight up trash. Going for a different look, I grab a very cut up Black Sabbath shirt (with a plunging neckline), simple high-waisted black shorts, fishnet tights, and finally my docs. I quickly combed out my hair, and applied some darker makeup. By the time I was done I heard a knock at the door, I opened it to reveal a sweaty Jake with two coffees in his hand.

“Ah so you finally woke up?”

“Oh hush it, get in here I need coffee.”

He walks on and hands me the cup before splaying himself out on the couch.

“So what's the plan today.” He asked.

A smile grew on my face, I already had plans for tonight, but now I'm definitely dragging him along.

“Okay so.” I grabbed a seat next to him, practically buzzing with excitement. “Did you see the headliner tonight?”

“I honestly wasn’t paying attention.” He took another sip of his coffee, still relaxed on the couch.

“Well.. I already planned on doing this since we got here, but this may be a little out of your comfort zone. I don’t know how wild you get.”

He sat up a little bit, interest peaked.

“And I don't know if the band will be up your alley, but…. Anthrax is playing tonight and they put on some of the most fun shows I’ve ever been to. Anyways I honestly live to be in the pit and was gonna sneak in and have some fun.”

He really doesn’t strike me as the mosh type, but definitely the partying type, so this is all really a gamble.

“You know what, fuck it. The boys and I never went to heavier shows, so I've never moshed, but this place seems as good as any to do it. You also seem like a good mosh pit spiritual guide.”

An even bigger smile grew to my face, and I hopped up off the couch.

“The show starts at 7, that gives us like 5-6 hours of pregame and prep. Up you go, we have work to do.”

I grab his arm and try to pull him off the couch. He just laughs and goes along with it.

“Take me to your bus.”

“Not that im complaining but why?”

“That outfit is completely unacceptable.”

He looked down at himself and then back up to me.

“Wait what, why?”

“Well first off you’re wearing the same clothes as yesterday, and your toes are definitely gonna get squished in those flimsy boots.”

“Hey! They aren’t flim-”

I grabbed his hand again and dragged him off the bus.

“Lets go, Rockstar. Lots of work to do.”

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He suddenly stopped me before entering the bus, putting a hand on my shoulder.

“I’m going to be frank with you. They are weird as fuck, especially Sam and Josh, but seriously, watch out for Sam. He’s especially weird.”

I laugh and mimic his hand on my shoulder with my own on his.

“This’ll be fun then, I'm sure we will get on just fine. “

“Alright, Y/N. Just wanted to let you know ahead of time.”

“Whatever you say, Rockstar.”

I open the door and waltz up the stairs to see an odd scene to say the least. Josh, who I had met nights before, was sitting on the couch playing guitar. It seemed like his first time, but two tall boys were standing over him. One yelling at josh, and very aggressively might I add, trying to fix his positioning. The other was trying to calmly explain it to him, the two boys both breaking their instructions with bickering between the two of them.

“Josh, darling, just use your thumb to steady your hand on the neck. Barre chords are 100% easier that way.”

The two taller boys whipped their attention over to me, but Josh just tried what I suggested instead. He produced a much clearer sound and gleefully yelled because of it, then looked up to me.

“Y/N! Thank you, darling. These two imbeciles couldn't pick a way to teach, and it was nothing but confusion.”

Shortly after Jake clomped up the stairs, taking a place next to me. Josh quickly ran over to his twin to seemingly go in for a hug, instead all Jake got was a hefty punch in the arm.

“You bastard, where have you been?”

Jake rubbed his arm and said “Well we went out for a little smoke sesh and then fell asleep on her bus by accident. Sorry man.”

Josh raised his eyebrows in surprise then said, “Ohhh, well that's all you had to say, little brother. We get it.”

“Don’t be gross, Josh. There is a lady here. Plus I’m only five minutes younger, we've been over this.”

I suddenly burst in.

“By all means, Josh. Be gross. I could barely be described as a lady.”

“She already loves me, Jakey.”

He just let out a sigh and said “Don't forget about the others. This is Sam, the actual little brother”

Sam stuck out his hand and gave me a firm handshake. “I feel like this friendship between us will stick.”

“Very bold, Sam. I completely agree.”

Jake continued. “And this is Danny, not blood related, but is basically family.”

He also went in for a handshake, this one a bit softer.

“Pleasure to meet you, Y/N.”

“Pleasures all mine.”

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The boys and I instantly hit it off the bat, maybe it's my chaotic personality, or maybe it's theirs. Either way they grew very comfortable around me quickly, and so did I. Jake was a bit more laid back, he mostly just watched us all interact with a smile on his face. It was oddly endearing.

By that point it was Six and they helped us pregame for the night ahead. Many beers and a couple shots in, and Josh and I were in a heated game of the floor is lava. Well we were but that was until Sam grabbed the chair out from underneath me, causing me to fall onto the couch. Which poor Jake happened to be sitting on, so I partially crushed him, but we were all so tipsy that both of us didn't care. I was too comfortable to move, forgetting about the game.

“Danny, my love. What's the time?”

He checked his watch and said “About 6:30”

I sat up from my reclined position on Jake’s lap and yelled “Shit!”

I quickly got up and yanked Jake up a well, causing him to spill some of his beer.

“We gotta get you better shoes or else your toes are gonna be crushed.”

He laughed and started to push me to the back of the bus. “Well we can't have that can we?”

He led me to a tiny closet near the bunks where he stored his clothing. His shoes were also haphazardly stuffed in there as well.

“Damn this is how you live?”

“Is it not the same for you?”

“You got me there, Rockstar.”

I looked through all of them, stopping on a bright red pair for a moment because they were just so damn fun. But tucked away were some older and heftier leather boots. I grabbed them and stuffed them into his hands.

“Did you bring any normal shirts? Cause button ups won't do, man. Gotta have room to move.”

“Yeah I think I have an old Zeppelin shirt back there somewhere.” He said motioning back towards the closet.

I found it and threw it over to him. I turned around to face him staring at me with an indistinguishable look on his face.

“What are you waiting on? I'm not gonna help you, go get dressed and lets go.”

“Aw what a shame.” He teased.

He dumped his stuff into his bunk before unbuttoning his shirt and taking it off. My eyes slightly widened, and heat rose to my face. I coughed and pulled out my phone as a distraction. A multitude of texts from Sam, my boyfriend, as usual. I ignored them and simply stared at my homepage, just trying to direct my attention from the very tanned shirtless man in front of me.

He tapped my shoulder, pulling me out of my haze.

“Ready to go, little bird?”

“Ready, Rockstar.”

We said our quick goodbyes to the boys before heading off. Josh quickly called out behind us, “Don’t lose an ear!”

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In our drunken state we tried and failed, many times, to hop the fence to the venue. The pit was much harder than expected to get to. Jake tried to lift me over, I tried to lift him over, all ended with one of us almost crushing the other. We were hot, sweaty, and about to miss our chance to join in the fun. Well that was until Jake thought of a different plan of action.

“Y/N!”

I had my hands joined together to grab his foot and lift him up the metal slats, I about dropped him when he yelled my name. Putting all my strength into lifting him, concentrating on a response was hard but I choked out,

“Jesus, Jake. Don’t do that or I’ll drop you again. What is it?”

He scrambled out of my grasp and almost took me down with him.

“I have the best idea I’ve ever thought of.”

“I doubt th-”

He cut me off and grasped my shoulders, shaking me as he spoke.

“We can just jump into the pit!”

I swatted his hands off of me and said

“We’ve been trying that for 20 minutes, dumbass.”

“No!”

He grabbed my hand and practically dragged me toward backstage.

“We are artists, we just go to the wings backstage, sneak onto the stage real fast, jump off into the pit, then join in!”

“Oh my god that is the best idea you've ever had!”

“I know!”

At this point we were in a full on sprint towards the venue, people were giving some strange stares, but we were way too drunk to notice nor care.

We finally reached the inside, laughing as we ran through, navigating through crew members and roadies. When we reached the edge of the wings we stopped for a moment to catch our breath, we both looked at each other for a moment. A look of excitement and adrenaline crossed his face, and i'm sure mine as well.

“Ready, Rockstar?” I asked.

“Let’s go, motherfucker!”

We both ran onto the stage, jumping off the ledge into the space between the barrier and stage. The people at the barrier very quickly noticed us, all very confused by our actions.

“Help me over!” I yelled to them, holding out my hands.

A couple of men grabbed me and lifted me over, I quickly thanked them and looked back over to Jake, still inbetween.

“What are you doing? Get over here!”

He laughed and lifted himself over, pushed close next to me.

“This is quite tight!” He yelled.

“What’d you expect?”

He just shrugged his shoulders and leaned onto the barrier.

“Oh no, Rockstar. This isn’t where we will be.”

He gave me a puzzled look, and I simply responded by grabbing his hand and dragged him away from our spot. I took us deeper into the pit, more and more to the middle. Both of us tightly pressed up against each other. The band wasn’t on stage yet, but the crowd was buzzing with excitement.

“You nervous?”

He looked excited, very drunk, but obviously a bit hesitant about it all.

“A bit. I have a feeling the moment it starts i'll fit right in.”

“Good! It'll be-”

The crowd erupted into cheers and we both looked up to see the band entering the stage. I looked back over to Jake, who’s nervous demeanor had increased substantially. I grabbed his hand, and he looked over to me. He squeezed my hand in response, a smile appearing on his face.

“Don’t let go until you feel ready.. Or if we literally get torn apart.” I yelled to him, barely audible.

“Oh jesus.”

Jakes POV

For the first couple of songs the crowd stood still, well not still, but what I assume is still for this crowd. The music was loud, really loud, and gritty, but the lead guitarist was damn good. Had a clean tone for the genre. It definitely wasn't my crowd, that's for sure, it was a lot of very tall men in tank tops, all older than you'd expect. Y/N definitely stuck out in the crowd. Though she was very much in her element, Dancing with the others, getting a bit rowdier than the rest actually. She knew how to hold her ground in a group like this no doubt about. The music definitely not what I ever ventured into, but I definitely could appreciate it. The band was having fun on stage and messing around, something i'm definitely no stranger to.

Then the band introduced the song “Indians” and all hell broke loose. Y/N’s grip tightened on my hand.

“Get Ready!” She yelled.

The guitars harmonized with a simplistic riff, no other instruments joining in, but boy when they did, the fun began. People around me started to basically push and shove me, basically just running their bodies into me. Jumping into each other and me, Y/N jumped into me at one point. It was tamer than expected, Y/N Joined them as well, pushing into me and jumping into others. It was definitely something I could have handled, I don't know why she hyped it up so much. Everyone took a mutually agreed upon break during the chorus and second verse. Still pushing but just keeping to their spots. Y/N had a huge smile on her face, and looked over to me, her hair wild and her face flushed.

She leaned over to me and tried to yell, “Get ready!”

“Get Ready? Wasn’t that the mosh?”

She threw her head back and laughed before returning to her space. The singer screamed “War Dance!” and the crowd lost it. They were jumping into everyone basically using shoulders and elbows to bounce off of each other. I felt my arm jerk and I looked over to Y/N, and everyone in front of her was.. Running? She tightened her grip and started running with them, and in town, I was dragged along. They all were basically running in a circle in dancing, screaming the lyrics to the song. When we got into a groove something in me grooved with it and I lost every nervous feeling in body. I let go of her hand and ran next to her, jumping into her at some points. She threw her head back with laughter and reciprocated by almost pushing me over. At some point we stopped running, but we slammed and jumped into each other until the song was over. And by that point I was so out of breath it burned.

“Holy shit.” I breathed out.

As the show went on the more into it I got and the more wild Y/N got. Alcohol still very present in our systems, along with adrenaline. Y/N screamed the lyrics with everyone and danced all night, causing a ruckus with the neighboring people, and of course I joined in.

She suddenly clamped her hand on my shoulder in the middle of the song “Antisocial”, surprising me.

“Jake! I have my phone on me, but if I don't make it out, we meet where we jumped in!”

“Don't make it back?” I yelled in confusion.

“Don’t worry ill be right back!”

She leaned over to the taller guys next to us and did her best to talk to them. They both high fived her and she grabbed onto their shoulders. They grabbed her legs and lifted her, passing her forward. The people in front of us very quickly took notice and passed her along. She was having the time of her life, yelling and milking her performance. I would be lying if I didn't say she was cool as fuck, and that I didn't envy her lust for life.

The guy next to tapped my shoulder and yelled “Dude your girlfriend is dope as hell!”

I simply responded “Don't I know it.”

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Y/N’s POV

Eventually I did make my way back to Jake, it just took me awhile to push through, and not get distracted by the crowd, as nice as it was to get recognized, I was worried he got swept away.

I found him attempting to headbang with the guys who helped me crowd surf, it was honestly cute to watch.

“I lived, Bitch!”

He stopped and locked eyes with me, the already huge smile on his face grew bigger,

“I don't want this to end!” He yelled, grabbing me and sweeping me back into my old spot.

“Well I’m sad to inform you we probably have one more song left, Rockstar.”

He gave me an over exaggerated frown and threw his arm around my shoulder and said

“Well I guess that means we have to make it count!”

“I guess it does!”

The crowd gave too much energy in too early on and tried to put everything into the last song, but it didn't compare to earlier. All of our bodies heavy, our breath hard, and sweat was everywhere. Compared to earlier, Jake now looked like a pro. Pushing everyone around him, keeping his balance, a huge smile stuck on his face. Near the end of the song I was completely exhausted and my balance is getting harder and harder to keep. They guy next to me just about pushed me over, except Jakes torso kept me from getting very far. He quickly caught me and wrapped his arms around me looking down at me, stopping for a brief moment. I looked up and our eyes met, our faces were closer than expected, our noses practically touching. The both of us not attempting to move away. Heat rose to my cheeks and I held my breath, unable to move. The relentlessness crowd was ever moving though, and the guy in front of us knocked the two of us into the men behind us, moving us from our position.

“Well that was close, you almost took me down there.” He laughed, relieving the tension.

“You wish, Rockstar.”

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The walk back to my trailer was silent, it wasn’t a bad silence, just contempt. We both just felt oddly comfortable around each other, and could just live in the moment, not having to force conversation. Comfortable silence is rare, and you've met someone truly special if that can be achieved. Even though it was last night i'm still confused as to how he got me to open up. I make it seem like i’m open with people, joke about my insecurities so they can’t hold them against me. Rarely does anyone ever see past that. I haven't even gotten the chance to throw those jokes around, I haven’t felt like I needed to around him. I've known him all of three days and he makes me feel something. I don't know what it is, its past romantic or platonic, I guess I just feel some sort of kin to him. That scares me.

We were in no rush, taking as much time as we wanted on the walk back. The both of us occasionally just staring at the sky. Crickets and a seldom guitar could be heard, bouncing from bus to bus. A different tune from each player, and even if it was 11, they all seemed to be saying goodnight.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw Jake glancing at me every so often. When I turned my head to look at him he just stopped trying to hide it. A small smile played at his lips and the stars almost reflected in his eyes. He seemed at peace. Still, I could see that he had a question he wanted to ask playing through his mind.

“What's on your mind, Rockstar?” I asked.

He seemed taken aback that i’d noticed.

“Oh uh, I was just thinking of asking if maybe you'd like to join me and the boys during practice tomorrow? I mean we played last night, but I what to see what you can really do.” He paused for a moment, a smirk appearing on his face. “Plus I can finally Woo you with my guitar playing. Gets all the ladies.” He finished off his sentence by very animatedly wiggling his eyebrows.

“You wish, I've been playing since I was three, bet you I can do everything you can, and then some.”

“You're on, little bird. You don't know what you're getting yourself into. Lets just say i’ve been playing for a little while.”

“You don't even know what you're getting yourself into.” I mimicked the smirk he gave me and said “Gets me all the ladies.”

He cocked an eyebrow in confusion “ You're taken.”

“Well when I wasn't… Let's just say I never had a shortage of fun.”

“Ooh look at you go.”

I just simply laughed and threw an arm around his shoulder, both of us returning back to our silence. My bus seemed to have snuck up on us because suddenly we were standing at the door. I reached for the door handle, stepping away from him.

“Wait.” He said suddenly, grabbing my hand.

I turned to him seeing that same expression as before, he had something to say.

He hesitated for a moment, his eyes searching for something in mine. I almost waited for him to step closer to me. He didn’t.

“No goodnight for me then?”

I stepped closer and left a lingering kiss on his cheek. He froze for a moment before relaxing under my touch.

I leaned in and whispered “Goodnight, Rockstar.” in his ear.

I moved away turning away for him to reach for the door again, opening it as quietly as I could. His hand slipped out of mine and I stepped onto the bus, but before I closed the door I turned around one more time. His eyes softened when they met mine, and a smile played on his lips.

“Goodnight, Little Bird.” He said softly, before turning around and walking away, humming a familiar tune.

Chapter 5

#jake kiszka #jake kiszka x reader #josh kiszka #sam kiszka #danny wagner #greta van fleet #greta van fleet fics #can we get a reblog this time #or at least one thats not for me #god i wish that were me

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the-4ofswords · 4 years

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H50 snippet fic

It’s been so long since I posted anything like this on here that I had to seriously think about how to format this! I was bit by the bug after seeing the Welcome To Jumanji sequel last week and now here we are. I dunno if there will be more of this, but I had fun imagining it. If you haven’t seen the first movie, this might be a little confusing. I took a little liberty with the avatars, but a lot of the references to the source material are there.

For once, for once, Danny couldn’t say this was Steve’s fault. He’d barely said two words when Danny had got into that stupid argument with Jerry about how he refused to be afraid of a goddamn video game and now here they were, sucked into some HD jungle nightmare, scrambled into new bodies and all.

It is 100% Danny’s fault that Steve is wearing this stupid flimsy outfit, that his cock is missing, that he’s five whole inches shorter, and oh yeah, he now has these great big flappy things on his chest that seemingly ran into everything. Kono, once she’d got over being a Safari-attired nerd (her words), couldn’t stop laughing. He had no idea how women got through life like this.

“You make a hot chick, boss,” Kono said, somehow managing a very characteristic smirk on her avatar’s face. Steve had been informed early on that his “murder eyes” did not have quite the same effect on his new face.

Steve snorted and then promptly clipped his hip on a rock. The hips, those were also a problem, who knew an extra inch on each side would throw him off that much. It was abominable. And Danny walking around in the body of that blond body-building beefcake, crowing about how he could loom over Steve now didn’t make it much better. There was a natural world order and stupid Danny had upset it when he’d impugned a damn nintendo 64 cartridge’s lethal honor, and worse he didn’t even have the good manners to regret it.

“Look, man,” Chin said glumly, hoisting the overly large backpack up over his shoulder for the upteenth time. “At least you’re not as short as me.”

“Yeah?” Steve bit out. These tits in this outfit were absolutely ridiculous. Who waltzed around a jungle in hot pants and a crop top? If they ever got out of this hell hole he was gonna fly to California and have a talk with the misogynistic bunch of basement dwellers who’d come up with his character design. “Wanna trade?”

Chin crossed his arms and glared at him, the effect slightly ruined by the way the video-game had transmogrified him into the body of a pudgy short-sighted 12-year-old. “My weakness is cake.”

“And speed, strength, and endurance,” Kono crowed from up ahead.

“You shut up!” Chin yelled.

Kono laughed gleefully. “Apparently also comebacks.”

“You’re just mad because you thought you’d be the hot badass professor,” Danny said slyly, looking back over his shoulder, “and instead you’re Lara Croft.”

Steve felt slightly mollified when Danny misjudged his new height and walked right into a low hanging tree branch.

Honestly Steve still wasn’t convinced he wasn’t in some horrible delirious hallucination where Danny looked like a giant viking mountain man and Steve had somehow misplaced his dick. He’d drawn up a list in his head as follows:

Evidence in favor of horrible delirious hallucination

Dick is missing.

Flappy tit things that everybody kept staring at.

Dying was way less painful than it had any right to be, and Steve would know. While he’d never gotten to the actual death state, dying was something he was far too intimately acquainted with (‘because you’re a fucking maniac,’ Danny unhelpfully pointed out) and this, madam, did not feel like it.

Evidence in favor of being sucked into Jerry’s evil genderflipping height-tripping video game

this level of detail for atmosphere, environment, and uncomfortability of stupid hot pants riding up his ass felt like something his psyche was incapable of supplying.

Danny was well over a foot taller, and Steve’s own brain would never do him like that.

“Mother of christ,” Danny yelped, peering over into a pond, having caught sight of his own reflection. “I look like the poster child for the third reich!”

Steve added ‘Daniel Williams has yet again found something completely unanticipated to complain about’ to the in favor of video game column, while he snickered, because, well, while it hadn’t been his first thought on seeing newly ginormous Danny, he did kinda have a point.

“You were going on about how amazing that body was just five minutes ago,” Kono said, not even looking up from the map thing that only she could read, and that didn’t grind Steve’s gears at all, even if he did have the skill set most suited to navigating them through the terrain out of all of them, nope, he was just fine and dandy. He would continue to usefully take the rear and try not to knock himself out on his own breasts. Totally chill here.

“That’s before I found out I was some kind of Aryan nightmare! No Irish-Italian Jew from Jersey should be made to look like this! It’s just wrong!” Danny said, continuing to glare and make faces at his reflection.

Steve sat himself on a rock and tried, yet again, to make the horrible leather bra contraption he had on stop pinching his ribs. “If it makes you feel better actual Aryans were from the geographic Āryāvarta region during the Vedic period in India.”

“What?” Danny demanded.

“They wouldn’t have been blonde and blue-eyed, and considering the stature of most ancient peoples, not particularly tall.” he said, finally arranging his chest into some semblance of comfort. If he ever got out of this video game nightmare he was going to invent a real bra. “That always kinda made me laugh with these white supremacists being all rah-rah white Europeans, when all the while, real ethnic Aryans are found in present-day Iran. Talk about fake news.” He shrugged absently, still fiddling with outfit. “I mean, you still look like the bad guy in Rocky IV, don’t get me wrong. I like you way better the way you are.”

Steve lifted his head in time just to see Danny pink up, and Kono practically stamping her foot in the dirt. “Why didn’t the game make you the Safari-attired nerd?”

Steve perked up. “Wanna trade?”

“Stop trying to trade with everyone!” Danny shouted. Steve sighed, tits up forever then.

#snippet fic #hawaii five 0 #mcdanno #pre-slash #obvs they have real feels #and have misadventures #and dance fighting #and get their shit together #once they survive the game

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owlghost · 4 years

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1-25 for the ask game, for 25 I choose Danny!

hot damn okay!

1) When did you first watch Danny Phantom?i watched it the day it premiered! i was eight years old wowie

2) What’s your favorite fic?OH SHIT idk man i have read and loved way to many to pick a fav uh i personally really love horror and angsty stuff, which is very easy to find lmao

3) If you could canonically rewrite any episode, which would you chose?obviously phantom planet. i like the concept of a crazy-ass asteroid thats going to destroy the earth unless ghosts and people join together to ~save the day~ but it couldve been done without all the other bullshit i probably dont need to explain

4) What’s your favorite ship (if any)?pitch pearl holds a special place in my heart since it was one of the first that i ever liked, otherwise im neutral on most of them

5) Thoughts about Amethyst Ocean?i hate it and i dont like sam either

6) Thoughts about Gray Ghost?im neutral on it

7) Thoughts about Swagger Bishie?i used to like it a lot, even now i enjoy the dynamic but otherwise neutral

8) Thoughts about Wes Weston?if written well he can be a really good addition, so yeah i enjoy his character

9) Thoughts about Vlad?couldve been a really good antagonist, but hes too rigid of a character in canon. theres a few fanon versions i really enjoy- one being where he’s still a bad guy for using his powers to get rich and blackmail people, but hes not out for murder (tho maybe still bitter) and doesnt want danny as his son. like hes a bad guy but not a Bad Guy if that makes sense

10) Would you rather wear the striped pants or ‘It’s not gay if he’s dead’ t-shirt?those pants are atrocious, give me the shirt. tho maybe confusing since im a lesbian lmao

11) Most underrated fic trope?nobody knows au, please give me more i am starving

12) Most overrated fic trope?field trip into dannys head/ghost zone, its just been written so many times that the dead horse is now ground meat

13) Which do you prefer more, ghost hunger or dissection fics?AW FUCK MAN dont make me choose both are so gross and horrific that i love them equally

14) Have you ever read a dissection fic and if so, do you remember your first one?ya obviously, and it was lab rat which was also the very first fic i read for the fandom and i was fuckin HOOKED

15) Who’s your favorite character?i mean danny bc im basic but other than him either frostbite of wulf

16) Would you rather Danny be an astronaut or the Ghost King?not to project but i’d rather him be an astronaut bc i personally know the pain of growing up and working so hard to do a specific thing, but then having something happen that completely destroys all that work. okay im 100% projecting but let him live out his dreams BLEASE, for me

17) Would you rather Danny expose his secret to his family or classmates?both are good but probably family so there could be some heavy duty hurt/comfort

18) What do you think ghost speak would sound like?like a recording of someone speaking but its played in reverse w an overlay of static and an echobut i also like where its just a jumble of letters so it looks and sounds like gibberish but theres obviously rules and grammar and whatnot

19) Thoughts about field trip fics?the horse is GROUND BEEF guys(write whatever u want idc, just have fun)

20) Thoughts about “season four” fics?i dont think ive read any so idk

21) Which two characters would you like to swap bodies for a day?MAN IDK i dont really like body swap stuff

22) Any headcanons about the Infinite Realms?its the opposite of space so anything and anyone could and does exist bc its truly infinite and ever expanding

23) Any headcanons about the A-Listers?kwan and star are actually pretty nicedash has a shitty home lifepaulina is middle class At Best but has amazing sewing skills so she can make any garment look expensive

24) Any headcanons about Dani?shes nomadic so she doesnt stay in place very longanonymously runs a very popular instagram where she takes pictures and videos of the places she visitschanges a lot of aspects of her appearance so she doesnt look like a danny clone anymore- basically becomes her own person physically

25) What song do you associate with Danny?enter shikari - airfield (thats also a link to the song)

#danny phantom #ask #i fuckin love enter shikari yall #anon

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soulsxng--a · 4 years

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*rubs my hands and drops this 🎰 here*

Spin the roulette! | Accepting!

1- Baphomet and Azrael (I think we know that Baet is rather taken with Basille, but Azrael is his family, so of course Baet loves him, too)

“Hmm...I see what you mean. I hadn’t looked at it that way before, but I think that just might work...” The deity murmured, eyes narrowing as he looked over their set-up once more. He’d asked Azrael for a bit of help, for a fresh mind and new eyes to look into something that he’d been stuck on. And he was glad that he had-- Azrael’s suggestion might just be what he needed to figure this out. A smile on his face as he takes a step back and gestures for his follower to take his place.

“Why don’t you do the honors, then? It was your idea; you should be the one to follow through. Don’t worry, I’ll walk you through everything, first~”

2- Ital and Kronos (Ital’s attracted to him, so there’s that, but he’s actually interested in him as a person, too. I could at least see them getting along?)

“So you’re Kronos? I’d heard rumors about you having been let out of Tartarus recently, but I didn’t actually think I’d be lucky enough to meet you.” The djinn hums from where he floats before the god. There’s plenty of questions that he could think to ask, but he doesn’t want to be rude and bombard the other. So instead, he gives a deep, polite bow.

“My name is Ital. Ital Donia-Faukh. If you have some time to spare, I would really enjoy getting the opportunity to talk with you a while.”

3- Tarinx and Kaede (Tari would 100% have sex with Kaede, but I think he might see Kaede being too “stiff” as a person. At least at first. After a bit, he’s actually the type of person that Tari would usually come to respect)

“I just missed him, then? Yeah, that figures. Stupid fish can hardly keep still for longer than a damn minute, sometimes...I assume he ran off with that little fox of his?” A frustrated sigh, and with it comes a few little sparks of flame...ones that could easily be brushed off as nothing but a trick of the imagination. But...well, at least the one that’d come to talk to him was good-looking. Maybe he could get something worthwhile out of this trip after all...

“It’s still early, so they’re probably coming back...I don’t suppose I could convince you to keep me company while I wait...~?”

4- Leviathan and Danny (There’s no interest there, but like...Levi’s gotta size Danny up and make sure that he’s not going to mess with Amu. I’m sorry Danny ^^;;)

“So you’re the guy that Lui’s taken with?” He comments softly. It’s all he says at first, as grey eyes give Danny a disinterested once over. Voice blank, yet still managing to be sharp as a knife with each carefully spoken word.

“I don’t know what you think you’re getting into with this. She’s not some easy relationship that you’re going to be able to coast along to some pretty little life with. She’s got issues. Ones that she’s going to need help with. Support. And it’s not always going to be at times that are convenient. She’s not always going to be cute, or sweet, or gentle. It’s going to be messy. I don’t give a shit if you told her that she can be herself with you-- I don’t think you have a damned clue what that even means. So I’m going to tell you right now, that if you can’t handle that, then you’d better get away from her. Because you don’t deserve her when she’s at her best like this if you can’t. Do you hear me? Lui deals with too damned much already to have someone that’ll be less than completely devoted to her. So...be good to her. Treat her the way she deserves.”

5- Sybile and Libitina (They’ve probably met before tbh? I can see Bibi having a lot of fun just listening to Libby talk about fashion, or letting Libby dress her up)

“Mmm...I dunno. I know I’ve heard my uncle Kyer talk about that kind of fashion b’fore, but I don’ think I’ve ever really seen it m’self b’fore now.” She murmurs, watching the screen with a look of fascination as a few of the models walked down the runway. The style was called “avant garde”, but...it seemed like it would be hard to move around in! Clothes these days were so much different than what her people had used to wear back when she was younger, but these were on a completely different level!

“D’ya like this kind of style, Libby? Have ya ever worn somethin’ like that? Ya could pull anythin’ off, fer sure, but I think I like how you’re dressed now much better.”

#fatestouch #~Side Muse: Baphomet~#~Side Muse: Ital Donia-Faukh~#~Side Muse: Tarinx Esvll~#~Side Muse: Leviathan~#~Side Muse: Sybile~#(askldfln just realized these are all side muses on mine #well #sorta #Ital and Baet are gonna be full muses on the other blog so *shrug*#but a lot of these are v cute or interesting even if it might not work out as a ship!#The only one that isn't is Levi #but he's just very very protective of Amu and I'm sorry Danny #also I want you to know that I added Kronos last just because my dumb ass was like 'haha sure why not'#of course he got picked orz #but you can ignore that one if you want to!)

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Thank you for tagging me in this very long get to know me tag, @gretavanyeeeeet ! I honestly love hearing my dumb ass talk so this works out! 🌠

1. What is your middle name?

Kathryn…shut up…

2. How old are you?

3. When is your birthday?

May 5th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Taurus sun; Leo rising; Pisces moon (yes I need to tell you)

5. What is your favourite colour?

Any and all shades of green

6. What’s your lucky number?

7. Do you have any pets?

One very large black and white cat

8. Where are you from?

Upstate NY for life

9. How tall are you?

5'11″

10. What shoe size are you?

Just give me the clown shoes, I’m too tall for this shit

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

I know it’s less than 10

12. What was your last dream about?

I was in these dark, lush woods with a rocky creek and this massive seal started to attack me

13. What talents do you have?

I write well; yearn even better. Also make really good omelettes.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

I’m very intuitive

15. Favourite song?

Too many to list. But I have been listening to “Burn The Witch” by Radiohead every day for over 3 years.

16. Favourite movie?

The Lord of the Rings

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Danny Wagner. More seriously, someone who’s just as much of a lunatic as I am.

18. Do you want children?

Fuck right off

19. Do you want a church wedding?

N…o…

20. Are you religious?

Spiritual, yes, religious, no.

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Kind of…

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

None! Well, I did meet Caesar Milan

24. Baths or showers?

Showers. Baths are boring.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

Black

26. Have you ever been famous?

I think I’d know

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Pass

28. What type of music do you like?

Many types of music, I don’t even know if I could narrow it down

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

Yes, it was the middle of the night in a dark, mucky lake, so all of my worst fears at once

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

Either on my side or on my stomach

32. How big is your house?

Small

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Eggs. Or Greek yogurt. I miss cereal.

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

BB guns

35. Have you ever tried archery?

No, but that would be fun

36. Favourite clean word?

I have many…one is “plume”

37. Favorite swear word?

“Shit yeah”

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Like 36 hours?

39. Do you have any scars?

Yah

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

My tumblr secret admirer… 👀

41. Are you a good liar?

I am an awful liar, actually

42. Are you a good judge of character?

YUP it’s all that intuition

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

A really offensive Jersey accent

44. Do you have a strong accent?

I’ve been told my Rochester accent is disgusting so, yes, but I like it.

45. What is your favourite accent?

Texas accents

46. What is your personality type?

Lunatic

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

It literally might be the 50 dollar sweater I just bought. I don’t live luxuriously.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Ew?

50. Left or right-handed?

Right

51. Are you scared of spiders?

It depends, but I’ve had to get rid of many for other people more afraid of them than me

52. Favourite food?

Garbage plates & cake. Because I am garbage

53. Favourite foreign food?

Indian food

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Somewhere in the middle. I don’t mind certain messes in my own personal space but in any communal space, things better be clean.

55. Most used phrase?

I feel like there are so many…perhaps “oh my gosh” or “get out”

56. Most used word?

I’ll try to keep better track of this

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

I like to be leisurely, so I have myself 2 hours each morning, but the actual “Getting ready” process is probably 35 minutes

58. Do you have much of an ego?

Kind of, but it doesn’t take a lot to make it waver

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Who bites them?

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Someone has to

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Sometimes

62. Are you a good singer?

Nahh

63. Biggest Fear?

Losing control; death

64. Are you a gossip?

I know like 3 people

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Moonlight

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Any hair

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

It would take me a minute

68. Favourite school subject?

English

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

In the middle

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

PAss

71. What makes you nervous?

Literally everything

72. Are you scared of the dark?

Yes. Shut up

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

It depends. Is it part of my job? Then sure. But sometimes I make unnecessary things into my job

74. Are you ticklish?

Yes

75. Have you ever started a rumour?

I hope not

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Not a real one

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Yes

78. Have you ever done drugs?

Yee

79. Who was your first real crush?

This kid I went to school with, Aaron. This was in kindergarten but it lasted a long ass time.

80. How many piercings do you have?

81. Can you roll your R’s?

82. How fast can you type?

Super fast

83. How fast can you run?

PRetty fast, I have long legs and lots of anger

84. What colour is your hair?

Naturally it’s a dirty blonde, it’s been teal-ish for 5 years now.

85. What color is your eyes?

Green-grey

86. What are you allergic to?

So many things outside, which is ironic because I spend all the time I can outside

87. Do you keep a journal?

I have a notebook for ideas and to do lists but no journal

88. What do your parents do?

Tolerate me

89. Do you like your age?

Yeah, 25 has been a great year

90. What makes you angry?

A lot of things

91. Do you like your own name?

Yes!

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

Get off my property, thanks

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Bye

94. What are you strengths?

Physically I am quite strong, so there’s that. Again, I’m pretty sure I could pick Josh up and carry him around without much issue.

95. What are your weaknesses?

I’m stubborn and can be very defiant

96. How did you get your name?

My mom liked it because she follows the royal family and there is a princess named Zara

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Despite my name, no. I’m peasant blood. Well–neanderthal blood

98. Do you have any scars?

…

99. Colour of your bedspread?

Black

100. Colour of your room?

Minty seafoam green

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