#yes hazbin is still my special interest

[thecatspasta]

No clue what happened here but I was listening to mr fear on loop

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

hey can't really get into a new show rn is it true that christian borle played another gay twink in hazbin?

Feeling like a Narnia blog rn. I think the only other character I've personally ever seen Christian Borle play is the serial killer friar in several episodes of Prodigal Son (my beloved, my beloved, I'm not still bitter about its cancellation hahaha *slowly descends into madness*), but sure, sure, yeah, I'll say that description fits Vox, dear anon, and after realizing it was Christian Borle, I couldn't unsee him. He's not one of my favourite characters in the show, but oh his voice and his song are so good, and if you do watch, he's supposed to have a bigger role in season 2.

[destinyisastar]

I'm the Fool 🥀

Alright I haven't written a single thing in MONTHS! So, one of my current interests is Hazbin Hotel so here is an idea for an Alastor story!

Think of the song Goddess by Laufey for future reference. This is just a part of the story (which may be the reason the title doesn't make sense yet) tell me if you'd like to see where else this can go! *This was written with a fem reader in mind*

Alastor x Reader

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Imagine:

You were an outstanding jazz singer. Your voice would send chills to anyone that was nearby. You wanted to be famous and knew that one day everyone would know your name. Your next stop on your tour for fame was in a bar in New Orleans ran by a woman named Mimzy.

It was tiny little place nothing too big, but it was better than nothing. Mimzy greeted you and your crew at the door. She showed you to your dressing room and gave the crew time set up on stage.

"Alright everyone! Settle down! Settle down now!", Mimzy takes a breath, "We have a special show for you all tonight!" cheering could be heard.

"Now you all know that I only give you what's best, besides the liquor here of course!" Mimzy giggles to herself," No, today we have a chance to see and hear a new rising star!"

You hold a hand to your heart, closing your eyes and take a deep breath.

"Please give a big loud welcome to the singing sensation Darling Y/N!" Whistling, cheering, applauding all sounds of praise can be heard.

You step on to the stage, waving. "Hello! Nice to see all you folks here tonight! Can't believe you all came here tonight to see little old me, it's simply a pleasure to be here tonight!" You giggle lightly. "How bout we get this show on the road!"

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You take a bow on stage, "Thank you all for an amazing night!"

Stepping off the stage gleefully you make your way towards the bar. "Darling! That was perfect, absolutely stunning, your gonna make it big, and when I say big, I mean big bucks!" Mimzy grabs you by the arm. "You'll have to remember me when you make it big after all I'm giving you the help you need for your little stardom." She gives you a wide grin.

"Yes, I'll remember you, I just need to make it there first, and it's not all about the money." You tell her calmly.

"Why of course it's about money, everything is about money, you can't be famous without being rich!" Mimzy laughs. "Silly girl, you still have a lot to learn!" Mimzy takes hold of your hand and begins to walk you through the small club. "I have an idea! Why don't I be your manager?! I can be a big help! I'll get you into all the clubs you need. "

You never really thought about having a manager, you like taking care of things yourself.

"Well, at the moment, Mimzy, I'm really not looking for a manager, I'd just like to keep singing wherever I go, it doesn't really matter where." You say smiling at her.

Mimzy's face scrunches up a bit and she holds your hand tighter. "Well, that's fine I guess but you'll need me one way or another." She mumbles and lets go of your hand. " Whatever, I'd like for you to come back again, you brought in a hefty amount of people, and they absolutely adored you!"

"You really think they did?" You ask shyly.

"Of course I do! Didn't you hear all that cheering? That was all for you and that voice of yours."

You smile, "Yeah I did hear it."

Mimzy grins, "Even though you didn't make me your manager, I'm gonna hold out on your deal that you'll remember me and give me a part of your fame, so I'm gonna introduce you to someone."

"Who's this someone?" You follow Mimzy as she leads you to a table in the corner. You start to feel nervous.

"He'll want to introduce himself, so I'll leave that to him." Mimzy takes a look at you, "Don't worry dear! He's nothing to be afraid of!"

At the table you see a man sitting there with a glass in his hand. You take a moment to take him in. As if he could feel you staring at him, he looks right into your eyes. He stands up from his chair and meets you both halfway.

"Alastor! There you are! Why are you all the way over here?! I thought you'd be in the front!" Mimzy puts her hands on her hips. You stand behind Mimzy suddenly feeling shy.

"Why Mimzy you know I'd want my own view." The man named Alastor says smiling.

"I picked out a seat specially for you for that exact reason!" Mimzy huffs briefly. She puts a hand on the small of your back and pushes in front of her. "Don't be shy now." She whispers to you.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, quite the pleasure Miss Y/N." Alastor holds his hand out and you take it with a stutter. " Pleasure to meet you as well." You say to him feeling that your hand is a bit sweaty.

He takes your hand putting it up towards his lips and gives it a light kiss. Your face begins to warm.

"My, your voice is absolutely beautiful. I don't think I've ever heard such heavenly sounds before." He tells you letting your hand fall yet not fully letting go of your hand.

"Thank you for the compliment, although I'm not that great to be compared to heaven."

"Nonsense my dear, have some confidence in yourself! You are bound to be heard by the heavens themselves."

"You give me too much praise mister." You look away from him, feeling small in his gaze.

"The praise is very well intended, and please call me Alastor." You look back towards him.

"Ahem, Alastor" Mimzy nudges him, and he lets go of your hand. "Tell them what you do."

Alastor takes a look down at her and fixes his glasses," Yes, yes Mimzy I will," He looks back at you giving you a smile. "My dear I am a radio host in fact I'm the most famous host in all of New Orleans, and I'd be most delighted to have you as a guest."

"Really? I'm not all that special, I haven't got much experience, I don't think I'm radio material yet..." You begin to ramble.

Alastor just smiles and tilts his head slightly, "My dear," You look at him and give him a smile of your own. "It would be my pleasure to have you there with me."

You take a minute for yourself, "Alright I'll give it a shot," He grins even wider, " you'll help me right, Alastor? "

"Yes, of course I will darling."

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Alright! This just the beginning, please give me your thoughts. I haven't done this in a while. I'll start posting again soon enough once I make myself write again.

Have a good day!!

[chiibinomonodamon]

WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME RAMBLE ABOUT GAY FURRY DEMON SEX? XD

(damn, there's a sentence I never thought I'd say....)

Okay...so I see some Stolitz confusion and bashing online and I need to type up a defense here because I won't be able to sleep otherwise lol

I consider myself to be a Ship Critic and someone who takes shipping rather seriously.

What I mean by this is, I like to analyze and break down romantic relationships between fictional characters because it's just interesting to write for me. I especially take delight in friendly debating with opinions that I strongly do *not* agree with.

Let me start off by saying I am NOT a "this ship is awesome because gay furry sex lol" type of girl.

FAR from it. I'm generally more passionate about hetero ships between human characters (because I can relate to them more) among other reasons. So if you wanna dismiss my defense as "shallow fangirlism", you can forget about that lame excuse.

I fell in love with Hazbin Hotel when it was finally released in February and suffered waiting for each new two-parts per week. During that time, I decided to watch Helluva Boss as well, after a friend showed me a particularly soul-crushing clip (Moxxie's childhood trauma about his mother).

Yes, I like funny sex jokes as much as the next goofy adult but scenes like this, scenes that carry a very heavy emotional weight are what really get me in the end, even moreso when VERY little dialogue is exchanged. I knew I had to watch the entire episode run after seeing that the creators had a talent for this.

I saw people asking:

"How did Stolas go from using Blitz as a sex toy to being painfully in love with him?"

Oh I can tell you. I can tell you the EXACT moment this is revealed. But it's not spoon-fed to you; it's quite subtle actually and this is why lots of people miss it.

See, one of the strongest talents Vivenne has shown me is that she REALLY knows how to get her characters to communicate their feelings to the viewers JUST from their expressions and body language. These can be 'blink-and-miss-it' teeny little scenes and it may require a couple rewatches.

But since people demand time stamps for all information others post here, I'll rewatch a few scenes from S1 E7 'Ozzie's' as I'm typing this.

'Ozzie's' remains to be not just my favorite episode of HB...but probably my favorite episode of any adult-targeted animated show outside of Japan (aside from S2 E7's Mid-Season Special)

It has this huge reveal for both Blitzo and Stolas.

We'll first address Blitzo's irrational, stalkerish behavior of Moxxie and Millie.

He's obsessed with them. He finds both of them very attractive, fantasizes about threesomes with them and is constantly inserting himself into their personal lives.

Why?

Because they have everything that he badly badly wants for himself.

They have the perfect marriage and he is trying to live THROUGH them.

This was hilarious to me at the beginnning of the show but it's slowly revealed that it's one of the most tragic and depressing things I've ever seen. And it's scarily realistic too.

But you know this already so let's move on...

Blitzo follows the couple to Ozzie's but he can't get in without a date. So he calls up Stolas and yes, this is very low but he doesn't realize how much this means to Stolas (hell, I'm not sure even Stolas realizes it himself!) but the owl man is giddy with joy, he rushes over and they enter Ozzie's.

When Ozzie and Fizz mock Moxxie for being so sappy towards his wife, this strikes a chord with Blitzo (because they're his IDEAL relationship) and he speaks up to defend them.

NOW PAY CLOSE ATTENTION; THIS IS THE IMPORTANT PART:

Fizz, still holding onto his past grudge turns on Blitzo to humilate him:

"Some nerve you got commenting on a relationship"

Time Stamp: 11:37

As Fizz says "-ship", Blitzo VERY QUICKLY makes eye contact with Stolas who has a look of panic on his face. Blitzo is seeking VALIDATION from Stolas in this sharp, subtle second of screentime, as if to ask

"Well, ARE we in one?"

And then what happens next...Stolas remains silent, Blitzo's ex joins in to announce how selfish Blitzo was in bed with her, tearing him down further. Stolas stands up like he's going to put a stop to it but then Ozzie notices him and interrogates him about sleeping with Blitzo.

Blitzo looks incredibly ashamed and guilty as Stolas blushes with similar feelings...and hides his face behind his menu; HIS BIGGEST MISTAKE IN THE SERIES SO FAR.

Time Stamp: 12:24

The look on Blitzo's face as he grits his teeth and darts his eyes away basically says

"Yeah, I should have known...boy am I an idiot for trusting him to stand up for me".

(look how SHOCKED he is...wow, this hurts fr ;_;)

This is a silent betrayal on Stolas's part. Afterall, his reputation is on the line, so if he were to defend Blitzo, it confirms they are in fact, dating. He chose his pride over Blitzo and Blitzo is crushed by this betrayal.

Moxxie finishes his song and kisses his wife tenderly. Stolas watches this and also wants to have an affectionate moment with Blitzo (who is rightfully glaring daggers at him) and tries to reach for his hand.

Blitzo rejects his touch and suggests they leave. As they do, Blitzo still looks furious and hurt. Stolas is now realizing how badly he screwed up with a "What have I done?" face (13:41)

He even looks disappointed with himself.

After Blitzo drops Stolas off, he thanks him and tries to smooth over the awkwardness with sweet talk but Blitzo just rolls his eyes in disgust and pulls on his face like "I don't want to hear this bullshit".

He responds coldly and curtly, "Yeah." Stolas makes more suggestions to spend time with him, which just makes him even angrier and he snaps

"I'm not fucking you tonight, okay!

I'm really just..." (14:28)

he pauses to wipe a tear because at this point he can barely hold it together (top notch voice acting and animation directing btw)

"...not in the mood, Stolas."

Stolas still tries to talk him into doing couple things unrelated to sex.

Blitzo's face switches back to anger and frustration because Stolas isn't getting the message so he goes for the blunt tactic;

"Stolas, don't act like what we have is anything but YOU wanting ME to fuck you, okay?"

(14:42)

"You make that really clear all the time."

(again his voice sounds like he's about to break down)

"But I-I just can't do it tonight, okay?"

(Finally meets his eye)

"...I'm sorry."

I believe this is code for "I'm sorry we're even in this situation and how your reputation got damaged. " Or, more painfully, "I'm sorry I'm such an embarrassment to you".

Stolas replies "Okay" and takes a deep breath to compose himself. They say goodnight and depart.

An important note here is that Stolas calls him "Blitzo" instead of "Blitzy" to show more respect.

As Blitzo zooms away coldly, Stolas looks up at the sky with tears in his eyes, surprised at how much it hurts.

He then sits down with his head in his hands in anguish...because he's getting that

"Oh...no. These feelings are real" epiphany.

And as if this wasn't enough angst, Blitzo collapses onto his couch at home, goes through the memories on his phone and starts sobbing.

I'm going to be real with you; this is the most heart-breaking shit I have ever seen in an adult show of this type. It's also the first time a show of this type got me to cry.

The last six minutes have revealed so much information without spoonfeeding it to the audience because the show RESPECTS its audience.

To recap:

*Blitzo takes Stolas on a first official date to use him

*Stolas is extremely happy about it

*Blitzo gets humilated and looks to Stolas for validation

*Stolas betrays him and breaks his heart

*Blitzo snaps that their relationship is nothing more than lust-driven sex

*Stolas realizes he's actually in love with Blitzo and it's a huge problem because (he believes) that it's unrequited.

*Blitzo breaks down because the ONE person whom he thought would protect him didn't do so.

So these two are convinced that neither one loves the other...while the irony is, it's quite the opposite.

Because if Blitzo REALLY didn't feel anything towards Stolas, he would not have gotten this emotional.

Yes, they are both lonely...but I really don't think that's all there is between them.

So..........we know WHEN they started falling...now the question is why;

I think the answer's quite simple; single-target affection.

It was mentioned in S2 that Stolas and Stella did sleep together ONE TIME...but Stolas didn't enjoy it at all. He is stuck with a wife who hates him so much that she put a HIT on him...and a daughter who thinks he's a loser. Blitzo is pretty much the one person in his life who is able to make him happy. That one small, bright spot. He enjoys the sex with him but he also simply enjoys his company, as shown in Ozzie's episode. He is thrilled to simply talk to him about his day...and do anything else that couples do. They're complete opposites. Stolas is an intellectual but naive and sheltered. Blitzo is poorly educated but cynical and street-smart. Opposites attract...though this is likely more from Stolas's POV than Blitzo's.

In other words, Stolas is into bad boys xD lmao

In Blitzo's case, Stolas is the only character who shows him physical affection which he desperately craves. He's pretty tsundere about it most of the time...but I think he actually does enjoy that attention...especially when he's always getting disrespected by Moxxie and Loona..and quite a lot of people around him. BUT he's too scared to get serious with anyone because of past trauma and he also believes that no one could possibly love him as a person. :(

Reasons I Think This Love is Real

Aside from what I pointed out in the Ozzie's episode...there's quite a lot of evidence, esp from Stolas's POV.

After he realizes he's in love, he goes to Asomodeous for an ALTERNATIVE method for Blitzo to use so they will no longer sleep together. He wants to set Blitzo free. Which means he DOES truly love him because love is about being generous to the other person. He COULD be totally selfish about it but he isn't.

Asomodeous mentions how against love potions he is and Stolas agrees. He thinks that's out of the question.

'Look My Way' music video. Lol I don't have to say anything more.

In S2 E6 OOPS

This exchange at 16:57

Fizz: Seems your taste has gotten more 'regal', lately?

Blitz: Yeah, well unlike you, I fuck who I want WHEN I want. I'm not gonna be tied down to some big blue-blood asshole.

Fizz: You coulda fooled me the way Prince was cozying up to you at Ozzie's.

Blitz (gets very defensive) HEY! Stolas only cares about have a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his mattress, okay!

It's nothing...(gets hesistant and looks away)...you know...

(Fizz gives him a 'bitch please' look xD)

"it's nothing else."

Fizz: Then why were you even there?

Blitz: OTHER very important reasons of course.

Fizz: Whatever. I don't actually care.

Blitz: Stolas is just a loud, thirsty BITCH!

(Fizz is rolling his eyes again)

Blitz: He loves feeling the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class.

It's a novelty to him.

Fizz: LITERALLY just said I don't care!

Blitz: And then he'll call me and try to see how my day was!

And he'll pretend to care about me and comment on my photos laugh at my jokes...

Fizz: (Smirking) OH! That's definitely your clue right there that it's all bullshit!

Blitz: I KNOW, RIGHT??

Fizz: (Making a 'What in idiot' expression, shaking his head)

Blitz: HE'S JUST A FAKE, PRIVELEDGED ASSHOLE...

Fizz: Sounds like you just hate him for being a prince!

No one (laughs) and I mean NO ONE pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay.

All right. IF ANYONE knows what real love is like, it's Fizzaroli...who is in a very HEALTHY relationship with Asomodeous. He recognizes the signs because he's IN that place. He sees it...and he's annoyed that Blitzo keeps denying it and brushing it off...yet clearly can NOT stop talking about Stolas (amusing irony)

To sum up (this freaking essay lol) 'Stolitz' ABSOLUTELY has the potential to be pure and true...these two just need to communicate...or Stolas has to PROVE to Blitzo that he's serious about his feelings in another way.

There is no doubt that this ship is 100% endgame and is a case of the 'Earn Your Happy Ending' Trope. I look forward to the rest of the journey. Ron is putting my feelings about Stolitz in a perfect phrase:

[fortunelowtier]

One of the things that's always fascinated me abt Vivzie as an artist is how her artstyle has almost “regressed” over the past like 10 years.

Like lets take Helluva Boss for example. Every character, be they imp, demon, hellhound or otherwise, all follows the same basic template for their specific race.

this is made painfully obvious with the introduction of this design in the most recent episode, which is supposed to be Beelzebub, a deity usually associated with flies/insects (I bold “usually” because while yes people usually associate Beelzebub with flies, this is because their title/description is being the “Lord of the Flyers”, which people usually see as “Lord of the Flies” So technically Bee doesn't even need to be a fly, she just needs to fly)

Now normally that wouldn't really matter, creative freedom in stories with inspiration from mythology/religion is what makes them interesting. But what FASCINATES me about HBs depiction of Beelzebub specifically is that Viv already went through the trouble of designing the Gluttony layer to have a hive/bee aesthetic, which makes the whiplash of seeing Bees design so much more severe, because you see the hive designs and honeycombs and go “Oh! they’re gonna make her a bee, yknow like BEElzebub, that's interesting” but then nope, just a 4 armed hellhound

And the fact that the layer seems to have been specially designed with insects in mind begs the question of why the fuck even bother making her just a 4 armed hellhound, you already were halfway there because you had enough foresight to give her 4 arms why not just, yk, make her a fucking bee, or a wasp, anything that ISNT just a 4 armed hellhound is my point

And like...have yall seen Vivs old artstyle?? That shit lowkey oozed character. Like just look at this comparison here, the ones on the left are from before Hazbin (to give a specific date, you're looking at around the range of 2013-2017, Proto-Charlie and Proto-Vaggie I know are from at LEAST 2013), the ones on the right are from the recent redesigns for the A24 pilot

Now am I saying that ALL of the old designs are better than the new ones? No, I still prefer the new Cherri and Pentious over their old designs. the point I’m trying to illustrate here is how interesting it is to me how much Vivs style as gotten noticeably less “unique” over the past few years

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk, I will now sit back and await the Vivziepop Designated Firing Squad to come and execute me 

[nyxcharliechaos]

so me and @lemonking00 decided to make a tier list...but it's what neurodivergency/mental illness the cast of Hazbin/Helluva have

Explanations/are they medicated?/extra details or thoughts below because this will be a long post if I don't

ADHD- Millie: unmedicated, she just doesn't like it

Vox: medicated but OH BOY DOES HE FORGET, man will go 3 days without it before remembering then he's medicated for 4 days and they he's out of his ADHD medication! and it's ALWAYS when the pharmacy runs out and won't have it in for a few days

Bee: unmedicated she doesn't care she's just having fun

Clara: she's just here because LK said Odette was autistic and we wanted an ADHD/Autism sibling dynamic, I was going to skip them because we don't know much about either, she's properly medicated, Carmilla makes sure she takes her medication

Autism- Vaggie: we're all in agreement on this right?

Alastor: I know he's a sociopath but we've been joking he's autistic for a bit lol

Lucifer: his special interest is clearly ducks, yes he's canonically depressed but the autism is winnning

Sir Pentious: ok so everyone I know agrees with his so, mans got that autistic rizz

Vortex: ...ngl we just wanted him to be the ASD to Bee's ADHD being the ADHD/autism couple dynamic

Millie's dad: as stated by LK "he just seems autistic" and then explained farmers give off autistic energy, LK's the autistic redneck friend so I'll trust him on that

Lute: ...I have no explanation she just seems autistic, and like a homophobic homosexual

Zestial: so initially we put him in the group therapist tier but the autism won so we moved him

Odette: explanation for why she's here above

AuDHD (written as AUDI relating to a series of inside jokes but long story short half our friend group is AuDHD and one of said friends used to have an AUDI)- -Blitz special interest in horses, bad at emotions, he's not medicated, he should be on several medications, he's not on any of them

Charlie: ok hear me out, we all agree on the ADHD yes, but her dads got that tism ok, she would to. she is medicated, and Vaggie reminds her, but it's a gamble whether or not she'll take her medication even with a reminder

Cherri Bomb: ...bombs and just look at here that's my explanation for why she's here, no she's not medicated, there's other drugs, no it's not the same thing she doesn't care

Velvette: she's better about taking her medication than Vox is but she still forgets, always seems to run out around the same time as Vox...when they don't have the medication...being Valentino during that is great/j the two will lock the doors and make him deal with their unmedicated asses till the pharmacy has the medication again

Fizz: I don't think I need to explain why he's here, he's not medicated, he doesn't like the feeling and he likes himself better unmedicated, and Ozzie loves him either way so fuck getting his ADHD medication

Adam: simple explanation, ADHD and Autism is hereditary, so it had to come from somewhere and in the words of LK "it wasn't Eve, idk how but she's neurotypical", Adam doesn't believe people when they tell him he's AuDHD, so no he's not medicated

Emily: I'm not explaining myself, she is medicated and does take her ADHD medication on the daily, Sera will remind her and if she forgets after that Sera will just give her the medication

Depression- (depresso expresso because funny) Stolas: literally cannon, and while also Autistic unlike Lucifer the Autism is not winning

Octavia: I would be too if my family was that much of a mess

Barbie Wire: just fucking, look, no I'm not explaining this

Sera: (just makes gesture like, look at this bitch)

Twamatised- (referencing a joke in Gravity Falls) neither of these need explanations fucking look at the two that are here!

OCD- Moxxie: we actually added this catagory for him, he's just got those vibes

Niffty: I swear I remeber reading something on an old ZP era sketch dump saying she had slight OCD, I might be misremembering, probably, but got those vibes

Group Therapist- (fun fact this was initially a Husk only category but a lot more characters belonged in it then we thought) Husk: (points to episode 4) and yes depresso expresso as well but, I made this category for him so

Razzle & Dazzle, Fat Nuggets, Keekee, and the Egg Bois: all are here for similar reasons they're (basically) pets that bring joy and improve peoples mental states

Ozzie: I don't think I need to explain this one, since it's basically cannon

Rosie: ok so all the overlord are autistic (minus Vox), but they go to the category that takes priority and she's seen being a person you go to for advice so, this is just cannon

Carmilla: quote from LK "mom", that's why she's here, again all overlords are autistic (except Vox)

NDP- (narcissistic personality disorder) Verosika: we actually added this category for her so

Striker: ok this one's debatable but he definitely has a personality disorder of some sort

Valentino (KYS) was added just for Val to tell him to die

BITCH was added for reasons obvious if you look at the characters, no headcannons here we just wanted to call out these characters for being bitches

[fandomworld9728]

Staticapple/Radioapple/Adamsapple AU: Headcanons? Please?

Oh my goodness yes! And since you asked so nicely I'll post it now instead of on Friday

Enjoy!

Adam:

Was Lucifer's first love

Lucifer was his first love, yet he never came to terms with it until after he died for a second time

Watches over Lucifer to laugh at his misery at first but then starts to do it to keep an eye on him

Excuses as keeping an eye on the enemy but was actually worried about him

Becomes a Sinner/Fallen after dying in the battle of the Hazbin Hotel

Bristles up at first if anyone even hints or jokes about the idea of him liking guys from past expectations of having to repopulate the Earth

Ends up befriending Angel Dust & becoming close to Lucifer again

Angel Dust helps him come to terms with his own gender and sexual identities

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Adamsapple:

Adam has to feel like the big man in the relationship. However, he will show his softer side to Lucifer and Lucifer only

Adam likes to be the small spoon every once in a while. Usually only when he's in need of comfort

Favorite things to do with Lucifer are tending to the hotel's garden, flying around Hell together, and playing his guitar for him

Even though he's a top, Adam is indeed a pillow princess. And Lucifer loves it

Loves Lucifer no matter what form he takes but does favor whenever he changes into a human form. Something about it drives Adam crazy

Lucifer will miss the more muscular look Adam had back in Eden but actually prefers his soft chubby body

Lucifer enjoys randomly running around on Adam's shoulders no matter how childish people (Alastor) tell him he looks

Their favorite date spots are the garden at the hotel and palace

Alastor:

Met Lucifer before his death and spent 3 years together. Because of this Alastor is very possessive of him

Still Asexual but is only interested in Lucifer. The hotel residents & Rosie now tease him by calling him Lucifer-sexual

Once in Hell Alastor doesn't remember Lucifer at first but watching over him triggers his former interest (obsession) in him

While laying low for seven years, Alastor would pop in to visit Lucifer and make sure no one was touching what belonged to him

Is the biological father of Charlie

They all find out by accident when Charlie develops powers similar to Alastor's own promoting a DNA test courtesy of the Sin of Sloth

Has unfortunately grown rather fond of ducks and polka music

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Radioapple:

Even though Lucifer is all powerful and the King of Hell, his mental and emotional issues along with his social anxiety, has Alastor giving him scary dog privileges

Has issues with not being in control, especially during sex, so is Alastor always calling the shots. However, Lucifer can nudge him into trying things without much fuss

Lucifer loves giving up control in the bedroom since it's the one the place he isn't pressured and stressed out holding up the image as the King of Hell. Especially when it comes to Alastor

Whenever Alastor isn't in the mood for anything involving touch or intimacy, Lucifer can be found with his shadow

Both love when the other goes into their true demon forms. Alastor loves the show of power and Lucifer loves how big Alastor becomes

While Lucifer respects Alastor's boundaries and how he contacts himself during sex, he is almost obsessed with how feral Alastor gets during his ruts

Favorite things to do involve reading in the same room while listening to music, playing music together, and doing Alastor's radio show

Favorite date spots are Cannibal Town for afternoon strolls, anywhere outside to lay together under the artificial starry sky Lucifer conjures up, and Ozzie's for special occasions

Vox:

Fell in love at first sight when he met Lucifer for the first time as a child

Falls for him again after meeting him at a hot spot for high-ranking demons and hellborns

Grows more powerful as a way to keep Lucifer's attention on him

Often tries to do business with the hotel

Once he finally gets a shot with Lucifer, Vox moves into the hotel to better help out and improve himself

Cuts off ties with Valentino and make emends for what he's done and what he's allowed to happen

Considers Velvette to be a daughter figure

~

Staticapple:

Vox really puts on the charm to make Lucifer flustered. Especially in public

Vox enjoys going to royal events with Lucifer and will do most of the talking for them both

They're both switches so it gets interesting when they both want to bottom (they'll flip a coin or play rock paper scissors to decide who gets to bottom like the dorks they are)

Will sit together and talk about their favorite animals

Vox will have Lucifer laying on top of him when they sleep in the same bed together

Breakfast dates are a must every Saturday since that's when their schedules aren't so jampacked with meetings and other work

Their favorite thing to do is visit Envy and go to the human world for dates to the aquarium

[dungeons-and-dictions]

It’s Analysis Friday! Here’s my revised thoughts on Alastor, Lilith, and Eve, from Hazbin Hotel’s first season. Spoilers abound!

Before I begin, I want to issue a reminder that

Alastor is a bad guy.

He’s not the villain (yet), but definitely bad. He’s a cannibalizing serial killer, and took out other overlords just to assert his dominance upon arrival in Hell. I’m also pretty sure his velvety voice and smile probably lured victims to him in life.

He has finally shown a sign that he could be redeemed, buuuut… not for a while. I know we love him, and his place on the main team is fun, but he’s still not a good guy.

Anyway.

Alastor didn’t make a deal with Lilith

Okay, I will concede that things still point to Alastor and Lilith having a deal. However, this no longer makes for great writing if true, yet Hazbin is remarkably well done (Yes, season length aside). If the 7 year absence they share isn’t a red herring at this point, it’s because Lilith and Alastor were not the only people present.

We discover that Adam(?) made a deal with Lilith in Season One’s final scene. Alastor also having a deal could be fun to show that deals are neutral ground. That also can be handled in an easier fashion than what was done. And while it is reasonable to assume any demon would like to have many powerful souls under their contract, narratively this is a sloppy, uncharacteristic route.

But again, Viv is proving that she doesn’t do sloppy.

The more common something is, the less impact it has. That’s why collectors stand in long lines to get the special edition of an umbrella. Unless all the overlords are contracted to the Queen of Hell, or some similar setup, this makes such a contract meaningless. The narrative clues we have been gathering around Lilith would be retconned, and Alastor himself would disapprove of that!

Alastor Made a Deal with Eve

Yep, you heard me right. The narrative checks out on this, given she too is missing. If Adam is powerful, then Eve must be as well. Additionally, if Eve didn’t matter, I don’t think she would have been mentioned outside of the prologue.

As an aside, I would love clarification on if Angels can be “overlords” in their own right and make deals.

Eve is Bad, Maybe Even the Baddest

I still maintain that we have many hints that Eve is bad. I still find it very possible given the prologue sequence that Eve has embodied the very concept of evil rather than merely being bad.

Let’s reread my first bit of interest on Eve early on:

So, taking a bite of the apple just might have put Eve on a fast track to becoming evil itself, given the root/tree growing symbolism. AKA mother, IE evil’s physical embodiment/host.

And if that’s true, that could explain Alastor’s deal. How did he appear and take over so quickly? Eve made a deal with him as a human (Goethe’s masterpiece Faustus, hello?!), possible because the human plane is very prone to listening to evil of all sorts. He could have even been tricked into the deal if he thought she was Papa Legba or an angelic spirit.

That’s all, I’m tired. Good night!

[butterflies-and-roaches]

Stuff about stuff

(Please read if you want to interact!!)

Edited 08.04.24

Who are you?

Call me butterfly 🦋 (or jules), legal adult, gender has no meaning to me and i prefer any pronouns except she/her, probably 'tistic (but my rizz is on the negative hehe), aroace (but for the sake of rp let's consider i'm pan on this blog lol + will not hesitate to simp over fictional characters of any gender)

Main: @timeladix (from which follows ensue)

My art: @julesdraws (rn full hellaverse but keep in mind it's still multifandom)

Wtf is this?

Started off as a butterfly🦋 anon on @/nunalastor 's blog and soon got married to @/lu-lus-duckies so i felt like i should show some face in whatever this has become :>>

Also married to @/lucifersruberduck

And i'm the one that came up with the #nunwhiskers ship name :3 (kinda accidentally lol)

Anything else?

This will sometimes be a role play sideblog (bulshiting around - meaning half the stuff i say or do is exagerated or purely joking bc it's fun) and other times i'll be serious if there is need for me to be

(Just keep in mind i'm autistic and my tone recognision skills are lacking immensly)

Asks always* open, as long as you're not mean i'll probably respond (tho maybe not always right away), feel free to talk ab anything and everything i love engagement :33

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(Don't take it personally please, this is me protecting my mental health🦋)

Queer and neurodivergent friendly 🫶

Not a native english speaker!!

Oh and I can actually make pancakes :>>>

(and yes i loooove butterflies)

Wanna add smth you forgot?

Oh yeah i'll update this post as this blog evolves (idk what to expect from this tbh but i'm here for the funsies)

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[nutal]

Even better-

What if Emily is crushing on Lute, but supports her in getting with Adam.

But Adam is still deeply in love with Eve, because despite what happened between them. She still gave him their children and helped him survive for over nine hundred years together.

But eventually it works, Adam falls for Lute and they end up together.

But then Emily learns about the exterminations and is mad at both of them. But when Adam dies she feels really sad, but also guilty. Because like, her crush is single again.

So Emily and Lute eventually end up together. After Emily supports her through her grief and talks her out of all her built up hatred.

But wait, there’s more.

Adam came back as a sinner and eventually bit the bullet and started going to the Hazbin Hotel. Because he wanted to get back to see Lute again and slowly started making progress.

But upon learning that Lute and Emily are together he feels like he got betrayed all over again. That the woman he loves left him for a seraph (he doesn’t hate either, since they genuinely thought he was dead. Unlike Lucifer, Lilith, and Eve. But he also feels cheated, since it hasn’t even been a full year yet.)

So Adam starts a downward spiral, because like his reason for redemption is with someone else now. So what’s the point? So he sleeps around with several one-night stands that barely fill the empty feeling in his chest. And he starts acting like a jerk again (not the same superior feeling, but more like the slightest thing will piss him off.)

And eventually Charlie tells Lute and Emily. Who comes down to help Adam out. He rejects at first, but eventually they get him to listen. And start a throuple with each other after he starts getting better again. With Emily and Adam even falling in love with each other while falling harder for Lute as she does the same. :D

Thoughts?

THIS IS WILD HAHAHA OHMYGODH OK ILL BREAK THIS DOWN

I for sure see one-sided EmiLute (on Emily’s side) with her helping Lute out with Adam, but I also def see Adam still yearning for Eve after some time even if he’s really bitter after what happened. I think Adam loved Eve a lot, they had something special for sure, much more so than what Adam had with Lilith. Plus, like you said, it’s probably likely that Eve bore Adam’s children since she was literally created from his rib to reproduce with him which just intensifies this a lot. (Idk if them having actual kids is canon yet since hazbin isnt a show thats supposed to be ‘biblically accurate’ (OBVIOUSLY cuz it would be pretty weird if it was LMFAO) but still a really interesting thing to think about) and so that would probably itch at Adam from time to time despite how much he tries not to think about it.

But yes guitarspear def def works out in the end for sure like adam realizes hes in love with lute but hes so horrified of love at this point hes js like fuckkk mann

Okay now I gotta say though, while I can see Emily having a one-sided thing for Lute, I can’t envision Lute returning those feelings and I also definitely can’t see Adam and Emily either. Just my personal opinion, but that doesn’t compute in my brain LMAO

BUT i love the idea of sinner adam using the whole one night stand thing to fill that hole in his chest thats so fucking real because he WOULD

Overall this was a crazy ass read op! I love some of the ideas in here and you should def do something with all of this (if you want lol)

[zombiebastian]

Introduction

My name is Sebastian and this blog will mainly be about my artworks (although I occasionally will probably post things like character headcanons or random character analysis essays) I draw a lot of stuff but mainly fanart of my favourite shows, characters and video games such as:

Beavis and Butthead

Jojos Bizarre Adventure

Resident Evil

Gorillaz

Sally Face

Sonic The Hedgehog

My Little Pony

South Park (I don't draw much fanart of South Park but this may change later)

Alice Madness Returns

Sabrina: Secrets Of A Teenage Witch (2014)

Attack On Titan

Black Butler

Highschool DXD

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Death Note

Saw (I don't draw much fanart of Saw either but again this may change

What else am I gonna be doing? Well I really like Halloween and I may draw some halloween themed stuff even when its not October, I'm the type of guy who suddenly gets into the Christmas and Halloween spirit when its not that time of year yet, I especially like zombies and vampires

Rules about comissions

If you want to commission an artwork from me that's totally okay as long as my asks are open, but here are the rules

I will not draw anything too explicit like hardcore s3xual activities, I will draw things that are risqué like characters in revealing clothing or suggestive flirting, but if it involves nudity, intercourse or anything like that then I will not do so, if you're not sure about something you'd like to commission just ask in your... Well ask

I will draw gore but it will be mainly cartoony, and I'm a bit iffy when it comes to stuff involving torture, when I draw gore I mainly do zombie or Frankenstein's monster type creatures and not people being tortured or murdered

You don't need to pay me, I'm not interested in money this is all just for fun

I do draw ships, even most of the ones I don't agree with. However if the ship is illegal (sibling x sibling, adult x child, stuff like that) I'm not comfortable drawing it, I'm not big on the whole "anti-proship" thing (yeah its gross but at the end of the day I don't get too pissy about fictional characters, when I see proship content I just ignore it, in fact half the proshippers I've seen ship teenage jojo characters with adults and if I'm being 100% honest teenage jojo characters don't even look or act like teens, not saying I support it buts its better than loli and shota stuff) but still I don't really want to draw that stuff

DNI

I think most DNI lists are a bit stupid because unless you block people it doesn't really stop anyone from interacting with you, for example if you put "DNI racists" I understand not wanting those types of people interacting with you but its not gonna magically stop a racist person from associating with your posts, if you see someone saying something racist or something you think is discriminatory just block them, in fact if you put DNI in your bio they'll probably want to interact even more just to troll you

However, I'm using this as a time to talk about something I do not want to see on my blog, politics, talk about it on your blog if you want, even if I didn't want you to talk about politics at all its not like I could stop you, but don't come onto my blog spewing political crap in my comments or asks

I do not care what your political views are if you're a leftist or a conservative or whatever, I hate all of it when I'm just trying to have fun on here. So please, no going on about how much you hate Trump, how society isn't fair to certain groups of people, the latest controversial JK Rowling tweet or whats going on in Palestine and Israel, I'll worry about all that when I'm not in a mood to draw stuff and have fun

About me

Well I don't really want to talk about anything too personal here like my romantic or sexual preferences, but here are some things I am alright talking about

I have autism, but I don't think this makes me special or anything like that, yes autism does make me quite different from most people but that is okay and I wouldn't be the person who I am today without it. I'm also not one to list my mental illnesses and disabilities but I'm just putting autism here in case another autistic person is reading and wants to know they're not alone

I have a lot of interests but you already know that

My favourite colour is green

My favourite YouTubers are DanTDM, Stampylonghead, Markiplier, Kub scoutz, LaurenZside, Bijuu Mike SML (Super Mario Logan), Memeulous, Saberspark, Daz Games Phantomstrider, Superhorrorbro, Penguinz0 and Tuv

I'm a guy, but you've probably figured that out as well because Sebastian is a more masculine name

I am a brony

Ever since I read it when I was 11, my favourite book is Holes by Louis Sachar

Some of my other favourite music artists (apart from Gorillaz) are 6arelyhuman, Lady Gaga, Tuv (ik he is one of my favourite YouTubers but he does music too), Michael Jackson, Alan Walker (mainly because of nostalgia), Melanie Martinez and The Living Tombstone

I also like songs/soundtrack from movies/musicals like The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The Little Mermaid, Labyrinth, Anastasia, The Lion King, Mulan, Tangled, Aladdin, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Heathers and Little Shop Of Horrors

Despite many of my favourite movies being Disney movies, I hate modern Disney with their stupid remakes and dumb modern movies, heck they couldn't even get their 100th anniversary right, what kind of universe are we living in where a Disney movie is beaten by an Adam Sandler film?!

My favourite Beavis and Butthead character is Butthead

My favourite Jojos Bizzare Adventure character is Dio Brando

My favourite Resident Evil character is Leon S Kennedy

My favourite Gorillaz band member is Murdoc Niccals

My favourite Sally Face character is Sal Fisher

My favourite Sonic The Hedgehog character is Shadow

My favourite My Little Pony character is Fluttershy (in the Equestria Girls universe my favourite is Sunset Shimmer tho)

My favourite South Park character is either Kenny McCormick or Eric Cartman

My favourite Black Butler character is Sebastian Michaelis (guess why, lmao)

My favourite Alice Madness Returns character is Alice Liddell

My favourite Sabrina: Secrets Of A Teenage Witch (2014) character is Shinji

My favourite Highschool DXD character is Asia Argento

My favourite Helluva Boss character is Stolas

My favourite Hazbin Hotel character is Angel Dust

My favourite Death Note character is L

My favourite Saw character is Adam Stanheight (aka very fucking confused)

Anyways

Thanks for reading my weird introduction, I appreciate it and even if you don't want to commission anything or stick around thats totally fine, I wish you well mate

[michaelasworlds-blog]

Daddy’s Girl

(A Hazbin OC Fanfic)

Ch. 3: Donnie’s House

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Chicago, Illinois 1978

“I can’t believe so many people showed up,” Donnie looked around the room, so many people showed up to see his parent’s memorial.

“Yes, one of the richest people in Illinois died, and their son; a famous pianist, decided to invest his inheritance in an art gallery instead of Lincoln Center,” Eugenia rolled her eyes. “I’m uber shocked,” she said sarcastically.

“Wasn’t really interested in playing Carnegie Hall,” he shrugged. “Where’s my baby?” Eugenia turned around revealing a five year old Bean in a baby carrier, “Gigi! She is too big for that,” he struggled to take her out.

“Well she’s dramatic and has random days where she refuses to walk, she’s quiet cause she knows she’s in trouble.”

“Awe.. you’re not in trouble,” He kissed his daughter’s forehead as she hugged him. “Stefan!”Donnie noticed his best friend across the room, “I’ll be back,” he walked off with Bean.

“Donnie my baby!” Eugenia called after him, but he couldn’t hear her. She rolled her eyes looking at the sculptures in the middle of the room Donnie named it “Hollowed Out”. It was what looked like his parents, but it was perhaps paper mache to look like skin. He used poles and dressed them in his parent’s clothes, there was empty space where the eyes and mouths should’ve been. This made her smile, his parents were the most disgusting people she’d ever met, they’d threatened Eugenia’s life at one point telling her she’d make a beautiful Christmas ornament. She was honestly surprised that his parents changed their minds about the inheritance; the plaque below read:

What remains of Ethel and Cornelius Matten, the demons had finally eaten away at the last of their cold dead souls, Their only son cleaned up the mess.

Eugenia giggled a bit, she looked over to see Donnie and Stefan still talking, she looked back at the sculpture and gently touched Ethel’s paper Mâché hand. However, it didn’t feel like paper Mâché; it was strange but she remembered shaking his mother’s hand, it was soft; she knows that because Eugenia had asked Ethel if she used anything special she said “American products” in a passive aggressive manner. Eugenia touched Cornelius’ sculpture, her eyes widened, “Oh my god…” He wouldn’t do that, he wouldn’t have murdered his parents, there was an accident, a huge fire. Donnie said their bodies were unrecognizable, but the next day the police had told him..No bodies were found. She looked back at Donnie horrified.

“Oh my god.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Present day, Hell

Eugenia stared up at the sculpture, it was a bunch of severed heads in the shape of a cake, it was named, “Let Them Eat Cake”.

“A weird but creative take on Marie Antoinette,” Alastor looked at the piece amused. Maybe he would bring Voe here, well of course when it wasn’t weird to be around her. How would he explain that the lack of trust is keeping him from opening up but he DID trust her but at the same time he didn’t.. it was complicated for one man to put into words how does she expect him to just talk?

“It’s sick,” Eugenia crossed her arms glaring.

“I can think of sicker,” he mumbled. “Why are we here?” Alastor had better things to do than be here, he didn’t want Voe to think he was avoiding her, he wasn’t but- it was complicated, far too complicated to talk about.

“I don’t know, I guess I wanted to see him or something..I don’t know,” Eugenia sighed. “We can just go.”

The sinners walked out of the art gallery, Donnie turned from guests he was talking to, watching as the Radio Demon left,

Left with his Gigi…

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bean spit the mouthwash out into the sink, “Bleh”. She was about to take another capful but decided it would be best just to drink the whole bottle. Apparently Val didn’t want to fuck her, he needed someone with no gag reflex for his three hour film, “So Many Hot Dogs, So Little Time”. Long story short, they had just finished filming 30 minutes ago, it was 8 in the morning and one of the guys slammed into her mouth so hard that it knocked one of your her teeth down her throat. She was so tired of being used, it wasn’t about being used for sex or drugs. It was being taken advantage of, lied to and disrespected; she was not gonna be-

There was a knock on the door, “Sugar baby.. you aren’t done for the day, if you’re a good girl the next five maybe it. Maybe.

“Coming!” Bean smiled, in a perky voice before groaning.

Baby steps.

Finally after five and a half films Bean managed to convince Val to let her leave, if he wanted her to get to the others on his list she’d have to have time to do it. Bean wasn’t doing that, she was going somewhere she didn’t know; it was easier having multiple places to stay. V-Tower didn’t feel like the right place to stay but she stayed for the money, and it felt weird being at the hotel; the activities consisted of what they thought and Bean didn’t know what to think so she usually helped around the hotel.

Bean made her way to the exit, trying to squeeze past the press.

“Mr. Vox! Over here!” A reporter yelled.

“Oh shit,” Bean mumbled. She was not counting on seeing him today.

“One at a time! Ahh.. just kidding, I can take it all at once,” the TV Demon laughed.

“How does it feel being back in business?” A female sinner asked.

“Back? No no my dear, even if the Vees are erased from Hell all together, we’ll always be in business!” Vox smiled as the reporters continued to shove and push each other.

“What do you think of Voe the Beau rising so fast to fame after your defeat?!” A reporter pushed Bean on the ground.

“I’d say I’m pretty disappointed, not one thank you from her, after we helped her rise to the top”.

Bean stood up and everyone turned to her, she realized she was in front of the crowd, “Hey.” She smiled nervously, blushing as Vox stared at her. The crowd started up again, asking questions at the same time.

“Mr. Vox! Is that your daughter?!” One asked.

“Are you fucking your daughter?” Another reporter asked.

Settle down! Settle down!” He laughed. “No more questions,” he started using his hypnotic powers on the crowd. Bean immediately covered her eyes, “You can uncover them now.” She did as she was told, the lobby was now empty.

“Well that was fast,” Bean said.

“What are you doing here?” Vox crossed his arms.

“I was working,” she struggled to look at him but it was also hard to not look.

“Oh, so you decided to come back and stop being a traitor?” He raised an eyebrow.

Bean pouted, “How am I a traitor?”

“That bitch killed me!” Vox’s voice became distorted, startling Bean. “I didn’t hear from you until a few days ago! When you undermined me!”

“You really expected me to stay after you basically said to my FACE that Voe was better than me?!” She took a step towards him. “I am not gonna allow you to blame me for shit you got yourself into! You got your screen bashed in because you deserved it flat face!”

“Flat face?” Vox looked smug. “Is that all you got in you?”

“Nope,” she lied.

Vox laughed, “Well when you do, call me.”

“Can’t call someone who’s blocked,” she shrugged.

“Yes you- whatever,” he rolled his eyes.

Bean looked at the ground, sighing; “You don’t have to take back what you said but, are you at least sorry? Kind of sorry? A little sorry?” She hoped that he’d at least give an excuse for his actions.

Vox looked away from her, “I have things to do, so if you don’t mind..”

She felt as if she was gonna die all over again, “Right, I have to be somewhere so..bye,” she rushed over to the door, opening it.

“Hey!” He called for her. She looked back at him, “Yes, I am- but only a little sorry,” the overlord rolled his eyes.

She smiled before leaving.

“Unblock me!” He yelled after her before smiling warmly.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Bullshit!” Angel laughed.

“I’m serious! That’s what he said,” Bean pouted.

“Look toots, I’m not sayin’ I don’t believe ya, I’m just sayin’ he’s full of shit,” He shrugged.

“But he said he was sorry, look he texted me,” she showed the phone to Angel but Cherri Bomb snatched it. “Hey!”

“What the fuck is ‘GHS’?” She looked at the phone confused.

Bean tried reaching for her phone but then Angel took it, “It means ‘Get Home Safe’ gimme my phone!”

Angel pushed the blue demon off the bed, “Ain’t no dick pics in here, what’s that about?” He tossed the phone back to Cherri, who was immediately tackled by Bean.

“Gimme my shit!” She screamed, grabbing her phone. The two sinners laughed at her.

“But seriously Latte,” Angel holds Bean’s shoulders. “Be careful, remember how last time went; the Vees don’t want anything but to have one of their little slaves back, ya gotta be strong like me; I haven’t texted or called Val,” he looked proud of himself.

Cherri looked at him with a straight face, “Uh huh,” she put her hands on her hips.

There was a knock at Angel’s door, “Hotel meeting guys!” Vaggie’s voice came from the other side. The three demons groaned.

Bean trudged behind Angel and Cherri, meetings were whatever but they were usually for the staff which made them boring; she kept mistaking activity time for staff meetings. Damn it! It was a staff meeting! She sighed seeing Charlie introducing the Gigi woman to the staff of the hotel.

“Well well,” a voice came from behind her. It was Alastor standing behind her with his usual creepy grin.

“Hi Alastor,” She said nonchalantly.

“Really?” He raised an eyebrow. “That’s all you have to say after you skipped out on our last game of Numbers?”

Was he serious? Did these overlords go through memory loss? Bean rolled her eyes, “No..that’s all I have to say after you accused me of doing something that Voe did, because she couldn’t have possibly done it of her own free will,” she smiled sarcastically at him. Why were all these men trying to pry into her life? It was only two but still! She was trying to be a self made woman! “Also, Voe is over there! Why do you keep hanging around me?”

“Oh don’t be so dramatic! I hang around tons of lovely sinners,” he leaned on his cane.

“Right. Your ‘friends’” she put up air quotes.

“Have you met Gigi? She’ll be at the front desk,” He changed the subject.

“Yes-”

“There she is!” Eric came up behind Bean hugging her.

Bean silently groaned, why was he touching her? “Well, I did promise to come back so..”

“Awe look at you keeping your promises, how sweet,” Alastor smirked before shadowing across the room.

“We got more information!” Zeke sat next to Bean.

“Well more like I remembered something, I had a dream!” Erin smiled.

“What was it?” Bean asked.

“I remember art, like it looked like an art museum. The art was moving, it was so funny,” the siren giggled.

Bean’s eyes darted around the room and back to her, “Was that it?” Erin nodded.

“Guys! Come on over!” Charlie called to the sinners on the couch.

Everyone gathered in the parlor surrounding Charlie and Vaggie, “First off, the number of guests here has increased tremendously! But however, we need to start working on redemption, so I propose a field trip!” Charlie clapped but other sinners said nothing. “Anyway, it’d be a trip going to the new art gallery across town ‘Donnie’s House’, it’s an opportunity to talk about art, people’s similar interests and a day on the town; won’t that be fun?”

“Uh no,” Angel snickered before getting glared at by Vaggie.

Charlie clears her throat, “Secondly, there’s two people I want you to meet, this is Gigi; she’ll be working the front desk so Husk can only work the bar. It was Alastor’s idea,” she smiled.

Bean rolled her eyes, how many times was she gonna be introduced to this lady?

“Of course it was,” Voe mumbled, crossing her arms.

“And this is Wynter,” a siren with pale blue skin and micro braids stood next to Charlie. “ She’s a new guest at the hotel.”

“It’s a pleasure and I hope I get to know you all,” Wynter smiled at everyone.

“We know her!” Erin gasped. “Hey!!” She waved at Wynter and she waved back.

Wynter walked over to them as Charlie continued to talk, “Hey guys,” she smiled at the trio then turned to Bean, “What’s your name?”

“Bean,” Bean smiled back at her

“Are you guys going to the art gallery?”

“Hell Yes! We are gonna go track down the killer, even if it kills us.Again.” Eric took out his tape recorder, “Is it a coincidence that Erin has a dream about art before we go to one? Will finding the killer change her path to redemption? And why is Wynter, the sassy siren all of a sudden here at the hotel?” He spoke into it.

“Excuse me?” Wynter put her hands on her hips.

“All this comin up on..”

“Rave’s unsolved mysteries.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Eugenia was organizing her desk, wondering if the name plaque should go in the middle, left or right of her; she settled in the middle to keep everything symmetrical. Almost all the sinners, both guests and workers had left for Donnie’s sick gallery, she had gotten here a few days ago and she wanted to explore or at least make some friends or something; she hadn’t gotten the chance to make any friends at ‘Ruby’s’ because Ruby told everyone she had every STD that ever existed. Now Eugenia was confined to this desk with her name plaque, a stress ball in the shape of an apple, and a small radio that only played Alastor’s station.

She turned it on for the heck of it. Alastor’s voice was heard

“Ladies and gentlemen! This message is brought to you by The Radio Demon! Enjoy!”

“AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”

A loud scream came from the radio, Eugenia covered her ears before turning it off.

“Ow! Ugh!” A female sinner walked by, with red curly hair and large ears.

“Sorry,” Eugenia put the small device under her desk.

“Uh..yea,” the woman rubbed her temples.

“Oh! Right!” Eugenia sat up straight, to seem more professional; “How may I help you?”

“Uh.. you can not play that noise again,” She crossed her arms.

“Right.”

It was silent for a few minutes until the woman broke the silence.

“What do you think of this?” The woman showed Eugenia a picture of what she guessed was an ad

It read:

The Beau Theatre! Coming soon! 🎭

“Well..maybe you could add some pictures of you know actors that are gonna be performing in the show,” Eugenia suggested.

“Damn it! Right! I don’t have a show! Shit!” The woman groaned, leaning against the desk.

“Maybe focus on what show you’re gonna do first,” Eugenia tried making the guest feel better, she worked as a hotel attendant while she was alive as a summer job, so she knew the right things to say.

“Any ideas?” The woman looked at her.

“Uh..Phantom of the Opera?”

“Ugh never mind,” she rolled her eyes.

“Well if you need any help with the theater, I’m free, I’m- well Gigi,” Eugenia shows her the plaque.

“I’m Voe, Voe the Beau; I don’t know if you follow me,” Voe waved.

“No sorry, I don’t even have a phone; I literally got here a few days ago so..” She smiled, she didn’t want to ruin this; they could be friends or at least acquaintances.

“Really? I just-” Voe was interrupted by Alastor appearing behind her. “Oh shit!” She jumped back.

“My my So much talking I couldn’t help but see what was going on,” he grinned at Eugenia.

“Well if you must know, I was talking to Gigi about my theater, she wants to help,” Voe smirked at him.

“Does she now,” he narrowed his eyes. “Gigi, may I have a word with you?” He gestured to follow him. Eugenia did as she was told, leaving the desk.

“Um..we were talking,” Voe raised an eyebrow.

“And now you aren’t,” Alastor looked at her before leaving for the kitchen.

Eugenia walked into the kitchen, “What, I can't have friends now?”

“I don’t care who you’re friends with, however you will NOT speak to her,” he walks up to Eugenia, towering over her. “Are we at an understanding?”

“But-” Eugenia wanted to say something but decided it wasn’t smart to piss off someone that owns her soul. “Fine.”

“Good,” Alastor pats her on the head. “Now, back to work.” He shadows away leaving her alone.

She smirks, “Talking and helping someone were two very different things.”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“Here we are at ‘Donnie’s House’, we don’t know exactly where this Donnie is-” Wynter grabs the tape recorder while Eric is talking into it. “Hey!”

“Why don’t you enjoy your surroundings, take a break, and help me figure out what this sculpture means,” Wynter pointed to a sculpture called “Stare.”

Eric looked at the plaque, “What do you see? Something good? Something bad? The past?” He read it. “Were you staring or just looking at it?”

“I guess I was just looking,” she shrugged. “It’s just a pile of junk.”

“Because you’re just glancing at it, you have to stare at it; if you blink you’ll miss the best part,” He smiled at her. Wynter stared at him, “Whatcha lookin at?”

“Whatever you’re looking at.”

“Oh.”

They both blushed at each other before going back to the sculpture, Eric inched closer to Wynter.

Bean looked at a sculpture, it was literally just the New Year’s Eve ball on the Times Square building, it was named “The Best Day to Be Alive” there wasn’t even a description. Wasn’t this crap supposed to mean something? The only thing she could think of was her birthday, she always celebrated it when the clock struck midnight on New Year’s; she’d stay up all night and all day then would go to bed when the clock struck midnight on January 2nd.

“This one is my favorite,” a voice caused her to turn around. It was a sinner wearing a white mask with a smiling face over half his face, while his actual face had a solemn expression on it.

“Why? It doesn’t mean anything,” Bean crossed her arms.

“The best kind of art has no meaning,” the mask talked, it seemed as though he was doing ventriloquism.

“Seems like an excuse to me,” She shrugged, still looking at the sculpture.

“That’s my daughter’s birthday,” the man sighed.

Bean was shocked, holy shit; it was his gallery, “So you’re-”

“Donahue Matten,” he kissed her hand. “But the friends I don’t have call me Donnie.”

She laughed, “I’m Bean.”

“My my what a strange name,” Donnie tilted his head.

“Do you wanna know a secret, it’s actually kind of cute,” she stepped up to him. Donnie leaned down. “My name is actually Beatrice, but when I was like 5 I could never say my name right; I kept saying Bean so people just called me that. I don’t know, I like it.”

Donnie looked shocked, it couldn’t be. This couldn’t be her, he had to be sure, “When did you say your birthday was?”

“I didn’t, but it’s January 1st like your daughter, are you ok?” She looked concerned.

“Yeah I -”

Her phone went off, “Hold that thought,” she took her phone from her pocket, the caller id read “Vox”. She picked up the phone before walking away.

Donnie glared.

It was time he paid his “friends” a visit.

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First of all, I am ADM-StarBlitzSteel-4305. You can call me "StarBlitz" or any nicknames associated with your likement.

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I'm a Female.

My Birthday is on April 3.

My pronouns are She/Her/They/Them.

I was born Pure Filipino. 🇵🇭

I am also a STRAIGHT PERSON (I was bisexual sometimes IDK)

I'm just a regular university student with a knack of interests and specialized in anything that I could.

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I'm also an Artist, I rarely do animations and I sometimes write stories. Digital or Traditional alike.

I'm a multitasked person. (Lazy sometimes LOL)

I do have social/trust issues because of being an introvert person. Believe me, I have small friends, and I do practice my social skills in order to overcome my anxiety and stress.

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✴ Epic the Musical

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✴ Hazbin Hotel

✴ The Apothecary Diaries

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[jeschalynn]

for the ask game-- 🍓🍑🍇?

Daisy my beloved! Thank you for the tasty fruits~

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

I mentioned some fics in a previous ask, but another that comes to mind might be my fluffy Beel fics? I'm thinking of this sickfic specifically. Sometimes the game does his character so dirty. We have great little moments with him but the rest of the time it's oh look, Beel's eating/hungry or he's thinking/talking about food again. It gets SO OLD. Yes, it doesn't escape me that the sickfic involves cooking for him but food can be such a sweet, impactful way of connecting to someone if it's written well. There's a difference between Beel liking food, and Beel liking food because you made it specially for him and every time he eats that food, it reminds him of you and he appreciates you for it. That's the element of Beel's gluttonous nature I like most.

🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

I tend to think about crossover potential with the Obey Me universe as a whole and other fandoms I'm interested in. There are the obvious candidates - Twisted Wonderland, Arcana Twilight, What in Hell is Bad, Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel - but my lowkey favourite is Demon Slayer.

How it works is some vague explanation of Devildom/hell power dynamics and their multiple systems of checks and balances where Muzan and the Twelve Kizuki are basically like their own sect of high-ranking demons. Due to their bloodthirsty nature, they probably spend most of their time in the human world gaining pacts with humans so they can collect their souls (and consume them in the process). Maybe some of the demon lords look down on them because of their unrepentant fondness for murder and mayhem (since the demon lords that also engage in those activities do so more discreetly).

When Lucifer and his brothers fall, the balance of power in the Devildom shifts. The demon rulers of the past had to carefully navigate and appease the various sects of demon lords of considerable influence to minimize violence and chaos within the realm. Due to their unique circumstances, the Avatars of Sin are not only given considerable rank and prestige upon arriving in the Devildom, but they're firmly in Diavolo's camp which gives the royal family considerable strength that maybe they were lacking before. This shakes up things for the rest of the nobility and everyone else gets bumped down a peg or two in the hierarchy to make way for Lucifer and his siblings who now sit very close to the top.

By the time the exchange program commences, Muzan is on par with the higher ranking demon lords of the Ars Goetia with the Twelve Kizuki ranked by power level below him. As far as demons go, they're still strong and have powerful reputations and connections within the Devildom, but there might be some lingering bitterness that they were so easily shoved aside for the demon brothers. They spend a lot of time in the human world to avoid interacting with them, although their behaviour is more closely scrutinized by Diavolo in order to prevent aggression or hostility with the Sorcerer's Society or Celestial Realm.

(My very self-indulgent selfship lore with Gyutaro/Daki involves this premise where my MC has a pact with them before entering the exchange program.)

🍇 Is there a particular scene/episode/book/etc that you want to just write a million fics about, over and over? Which one?

There are specific OM story lines for certain characters that I could write about over and over again.

Lucifer - making his pact with MC in S1

Belphie - the aftermath of Lesson 16 (good and bad)

Solomon - rewriting his relationship with MC in S1, the apprenticeship trials in S3

Barbatos - continuing the romantic buildup of S4 and the hypothetical S5 we never got

Michael - his first meeting with MC (what I think would've happened in OG S5)

[thecatspasta]

13 and 19 for choosing violence?

13. worst blorboficiation

Have you seen fanon martin lmao. I HATE IT SM OMG also Jonah that also pisses me off but not as bad as martin

Other than that lucifer from hazbin, I HATE IT SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA and also Vox. Hes my fav but hes not a victim of everyone around him. Yes you are getting hazbin talking sry

19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...

Can I just say Hazbin. Im still mad its a special interest. Other than some things I rly dont want to get into, Arkayne/bloodyhands and Jaisy tbh. I like the ships and I dont why

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[pagan-sloth-witch]

Hello my crows. So I wanted to do the story of how I started working with Lilith. A sort of offering to her, and maybe it’ll be interesting

So the very first time I heard of Lilith, I wasn’t a pagan or a witch yet. Dollightful was talking about the creation process of her Zura succubus doll, and she mentioned an ancient Sumerian relief of the Queen of the Night. She said it has a small chance of being Lilith, so for her purposes (a tattoo on the doll) it was her

That was at least a year and some months ago, and for a while I didn’t really think of her. Then more recently, Hazbin Hotel season one came out, and I watched it with my sister, since we’d both been fans of the pilot since I showed it to her. That put Lilith back in my mind, since she’s a character in the show

That was a lot closer, if not during the time I began looking more into paganism and witchcraft. I was very interested in herbalism and plants, and I still am, and on the pagan side, I knew I wanted to worship and work with deities eventually, and maybe get into my ancestors eventually

So naturally I looked into different potential deities, and I also researched deity worship and deity work. Initially I felt a pull to Pan, so I began researching and worshipping him. I never worked with him, but he’s cool in my experience

One day, I felt a pull to Lilith. I began researching her, I’m pretty sure this was April 2nd, according to entries in my Book of Shadows. After plenty of research and a strong connection, on April 8th, a new moon, I’d reached out to her

I reached out to her by lighting a candle and just praying to her. The candle I lit to reach out to her is actually the same candle I light for all my tarot sessions with her nowadays

A few days later I did an online yes/no tarot reading, before I thought to use playing cards, and I asked if she was working with me. This was my first time working with a deity after all. And I got a yes, so I was thrilled with that confirmation

Since then, she’s really been here for me, and I can definitely feel it. I’m becoming a lot more confident, putting myself as a higher priority, and feeling more confident in my sexual side. And because of her, I’m also going to pursue Burlesque dancing, which has its own story behind it

I hope to work with her my whole life, she’s got a special place in my heart, and she’s done so much good for me already, and it’s only been 2 and a half months. I really feel myself changing for the better

I’ll probably do one of these in the future for Hecate, but this is Lilith’s story for now