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ganondoodle · 3 months
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(elden ring DLC spoilers)
i fucking love Radahn so much, what i wouldnt give to meet ACTUAL him, he just gets toyed with and exploited so cruelly, you never really get to know him or what he wants im hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so normal :)
like i know theres little to go by with typical fromsoft lore and stuff but agreeing to marry miquelly feels so ... not radahn like, why would he have fought malenia and then even after gettign the rot refuse to die if he wanted that .... also didnt he believe in the golden order?? miquella wanted to replace it basically????-
even his 'new' design feels like some idealized version of him that miquella dreamed up, theres significant differences in whats left of radahn in the main game and i feel like even that is an important detail (the braids ... i braids are IMPORTANT IM TELLING YOU-) like it .... to some degrees looks ..almost cheap, like an action figure (what the hell are all those sword things on his belt?? he has his two giant blades that dont go in that??? he would never use a different one?? whats it doing here??) (also the fact that leonard is missing .... like sure we like to over emphasize some character quirks but i also feel like thats and important thing- leonard clearly meant alot to him and he had him still with him when he was fighting malenia and stayed together even after rotting away)
what really REALLY makes me so very "normal" about everything is that radahn remains voiceless and has no say in anythign the entire time we meet him, hes either a zombie or a literally flesh puppet constructed by his own half brother (out of another family member, which clearly shows bc hes using blood magic and got horns growing)- aside from very few quotes on some items we never get to know him, we dont know what he wanted, he gets dragged into this and is then like some animated statue, theres no emotion in his face, even less sound he makes when fighting, even, in my opinion, his animation in the final DLC fight seem OFF to me- it looks stiff how hes moving whenever hes not actively attacking
(also miquella and what he wants is constantly talked about, but while its all about radahn in a way . we never hear anything from radahns side, its never even questioned. as far as i know, like !!!!! argh!!!)
(edit: also also the fact that in this puppet version of the design changes arent just the armor, his skin is different color too, even in the trailer when he fights malenia- BEFORE the rot- he seemed sort of ashy- greyish dark, even if hard to tell with color tint- his hair much longer in og now much shorter and in braids, his armor less practical and more show offy, he doesnt have a bow, even his swords look different, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his weird anatomy he seems to have in og that i think is from renalla is gone too- AND yes i know his body is constructed from moghs there- which makes this all so much worse bc almost all that was him is stripped away and twisted into what miquella wants from him, second phase its almost all light attacks tooo- ok im stopping this now)
i know it might seem like im just making excuses bc i cant handle my favorite character agreeing to marry his own half brother- BUT I DONT CARE- HE DIDNT WANT IT- WE DONT KNOW WHAT HE WANTS- WE NEVER GET TO ASK HIM- HE NEVER GETS TO SPEAK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDJKBHKFJBGSKBVGFHDKBFKABKBA
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eminsunnytoons123 · 4 months
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Disclaimer: this post has mentioning of naked bodies, And other stuff that arent really for kids. So if you're sensitive to them, skip this post right away.
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I'll say this again, And I hope y'all will respect my opinion. And I understand that some of y'all may not like some human anatomy because of your traumas, but respect my opinion still And i'll respect yours.
Theres nothing wrong with a naked body, but if its a naked body from a child And a minor (from a Baby to 17 year old to be exact), then thats not okay. Naked bodies are only okay if theyre coming from adults, sometimes not really.
And again, Im not saying to Artists who are minors to draw NSFW, this is just my opinion And a thing for my besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals, even my two girlfriends And my boyfriend to know.
I know you may wonder "but Emin? You're literally 13!" I DONT CARE IF IM 13. I actually knew whats rule 34 when I was like 9 years old, And yes it traumatized me when I saw Friday night funkin rule 34, And I never watched it again. But now that im 13, I wanna learn more about human anatomy like how they do in Art academys And colleges, for example they draw a model's naked body.
And also, with The cheddar man thing about his transgenderity And him having a female vagina, it is true in my AU. He has both a vagina and a dick, And yes I saw a vagina and a dick before, but it did traumatize me like Friday night funkin rule 34. But since Iggy @iggyguyy is kind of an NSFW artist, I'll go with his steps and not draw something that involves genitalia or an overly sexual scenario.
And I felt like this had to be Said because again, like how I made another first post about this subject, I had to tell this to all my besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals, my two girlfriends And my boyfriend to know that they shouldnt be afraid of People that draw NSFW or are sex workers, because not all of them are bad, most of them are bad but half of them arent. And ofcourse they should not allow proshippers, comshippers, pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophiles to their profile or to interact with them, neither I want proshippers, comshippers, pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophiles And even People that draw NSFW of minors to interact with me.
And again for cheddar man's transgenderity, he isnt completely an female due to the fact he still has a dick too, he has both a vagina and a dick. And Im not sexualizing him, this is just what I had in my mind to make for him. Dont go fucking Crazy. This is just in my AU And in AU I can change everything.
And again a message for all my besties, Sisters, Brothers, pen pals, my two girlfriends And my boyfriend... Dont be scared of NSFW Artists or sex workers. There are some of them that dont mean no harm to anyone, but there are some that do, so beware of them, And i'll protect y'all at every cost... Even if most of y'all are older than me. And I know that I used to put in my DNI list for NSFW People to not interact with me, but I now matured a bit And I now realize that some of them dont mean harm to anyone. And again, I DO NOT SUPPORT THEM, I'm just sharing awareness. And ofcourse, you should be aware of some NSFW Artists that make NSFW out of minors And some overly sexual scenes, that still stays.
Thanks for listening, y'all. 🧡💛
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moonlit-dreamers · 9 months
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*sighs loudly* so i Was going to draw them but turns out my own design is too difficult for me to draw. but i'll be making this post anyway bc this au has been cooking for so long i might as well!
Featherless Flight AU
aka dca avian au where these fucks r BIRDS
(disclaimer this is a sun x moon au. it also deals with heavy themes such as child abuse, death, violence, and. ya know. wutever tws come with the apocalypse (also these will not be talked about in detail in this post))
nothing robotic in them. just feathers, blood, and bones. a lot of that stuff may be lost or break throughout their story! but lemme at least tell u wut they look like (without having my own drawings OTL (i only have a ref for their faces (which im not confident of)))
a quick note for both of their designs, they r both Fully Covered in feathers, including their arms and faces (yes they have arms And wings). the only places that dont have feathers is their lower legs and hands. they have anthropomorphic legs. and their face shape is also similar to a barn owl, as shown here (ignore the lack of mouths, idk wut to give them)
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suns design! he has the coloring and general design of a sun conure. hes full of bright reds and yellows, tho the green is replaced with a bit of blue. he has multiple crests around his head that fluff up similar to a cockatiel but theyre in a way that make it look like rays. in the drawing above is wut they look like without their crests raised; that is their default. suns feet r grasping feet which r 2 toes in the front and 2 in the back. sun has high speed wings so aes a lot faster. (if u dont know wut any of this means i recommend u look it up, im a bird nerd) sun is also specifically an omnivore (them having different diets is actually plot relevant)
moons design next. moon is the color of a hyacinth macaw tho his anatomy is closer to an owl. he has one large crest on his head like a cockatoo. its also colorblind! since its anatomy is based mainly off of owls, for moons ability to see at night means he can see less colors. and bc hes more sensitive at night his eyes r always half closed in light, making it look sleepy despite being fully awake. moon has raptor feet with 3 toes in the front and 1 in the back. xis claws r also much larger than suns. moon has passive soaring wings which is better for longer flights. and moon is a carnivore :)
theres also an eclipse but their design is an enigma to me even in my own mind
but back to sun and moon! if anyone is curious moon uses he/it/xe pronouns while sun uses he/it/ae pronouns. they r both aroace and love each other deeply (qpr babyyyyy). sun is genderfluid while moon doesnt give a shit (agender).
sun is more bubbly and energetic. very much high energy bouncing off the walls. hes the kind of optimist where u cant tell if their "bright side"s r trying to help or be condescending. its a master at back handed compliments. heavily a perfectionist and will reach the point of screaming fits if wut he doesnt isnt perfect. ae has a lot of self image issues. ae hides a lot of aers lack of self confidence and doubt behind a wall of "im the best", tho that wall can crash very easily. a bit of a flirt, but mainly bc he just enjoys seeing how ppl react. he takes compliments from everyone but moons compliments r always the best
moon is lower energy and calmer. at least, he acts like it. hes more reserved and if it wasnt for sun he wouldnt have any friends or talk to ppl at all. he fears abandonment and sun is the only person who has stayed with him this whole time and is the only person he truly trusts. is very aggressive towards anyone it doesnt know. despite being shorter than sun (hes 6ft while sun is 7ft) it definitely does a good job at intimidating ppl. over time when xe becomes comfortable with someone xe will eventually calm down and show a bit of a softer side to them. when xes actually calm and likes someone xe can be a bit... chaotic :)
im honestly not sure where ill start their story since ive already thought about their childhood but i also wanna write about their adulthood as well. the story of their childhood mainly deals with the abuse they went through, then with adulthood theyre shoved into an apocalypse bc... y not :) (btw the apocalypse is mainly just bc ive been enjoying apocalypse aus a Lot lately and wanna write one. the child abuse is for their development and to show y they act the way they do. while it will be fun to write their development, i am by no means saying abuse is okay and this topic will be treated carefully and seriously.)
oh theyre also nd as Fuck
but yeah. these r my babies! i hope to at some point start writing the fic so i can show it to u all, but im already in the process of writing another fic, which will be coming out soon!
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stevie-petey · 3 months
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Decided to just send this in directly but! I have explanations for everything so buckle in bc when i say i have brain rot about this fic I MEAN IT ITS SO GOOD
1. BI BUG CONFIRMATION. ENOUGH SAID.
2. I will never forget reading that scene from season 1 of steve driving bug home w her bike in his trunk and her all flustered about it and i dont super remember what time of day it was in the scene but in my head it was right after sunset where the sun has set but its light creates this contrast that makes everything look cool toned in comparison to whats in the light n i wanted to play w that in the coloring also im a sucker for steve n his big arms so this was almost entirely self indulgent
3. The cardigan bc i needed to. I re read that chapter constantly it gives me all the warm n fuzzies and thats good for the soul
4. The phones were both an “i need to put this in here immediately bc my brain never stops thinking about it” and a filler for blank space. The colors for each are tied to what s3 bug and what s3 are associated w in my head like you cannot tell me bug isnt soft ivory coded and steve is not light grey-blue coded in s3 it just feels right for them (plus i needed to reference the nicknames at least once my very soul craved it)
5. Dustins hat was a lil bit of a last minute thing, i was working on a bigger piece w all of this kids n their looks for season 3 but it wasnt coming out the way i wanted it to so i scrapped it but i still wanted a something in there that wasnt steve or bug related and it felt fitting to put in dustins camp know where cap both bc of his relationships w steve n bug and bc every now and then i think about how dustin felt ditched by the party at the beginning and how heartbreaking that scene was when i read it n how much i just wanted to hug the lil guy bc feeling lonely at an age like that is so devastating it made my heart hurt for him so i wanted to have a lil thing for dustin in there somewhere
6. In the show i really liked the whole bit w steve asking girls out and robin keeping score n before you wrote this scene i was curious as to how you were going to go about it and it ended up cracking me up dude i love that scene if him just being awkward and so not “king steve” suave and i needed to put down how my brain saw that scene to something visual bc it was so ugh hes such a dork i love steves himbo self
7. Follow up is the lil doodle of steve n robin running around high as hell and there was no way i wasnt going to include that somehow if i am given the chance to write the phrase “trash popcorn” and draw robin frolicking i will take it with both hands and bolt
8. Going back to the whole “steve is a desaturated light blue in s3” thing i just wanted an excuse to draw my boy being cute in my head this is when hes helping bug put away books at her job and yes the anatomy is a lil wonky but i luv him and his hair swoops and joes side profile is so very fun to draw <3
Over all come home is wonderful n amazing and i love it n ur brain is so big n full of wrinkles
i genuinely cried when i first saw this im not kidding. im speechless, its so fucking beautiful and everything you drew from the fic is captured SO perfectly i cannot even begin to explain how much this means to me :(((( thank you so so so so much. truly.
the DETAILS ???? you brought the cardigan to life. its exactly how i envisioned it in my head, its BEAUTIFUL :((((( and bug being ivory and steve a blue ,,,, god you really truly nailed this i again cannot put into words how PHENOMENAL this is. the telephone lines being connected with their nicknames, steve carrying a box of books at bugs job, him driving and the setting sub (which you got EXACTLY. it was the same i envisioned in my head writing that scene), the bi colors on the lady bug like are u kidding me !!!! youre insane and i LOVE YOU !!!
steve n high robin doodle is so <333 and the steve scene at scoops with his flustered monologue in the background made me giggle so hard oh my god.
i know you dont know this, but my birthday is tomorrow and this is the best gift ive ever been given. i want to frame the doodles and put it on my bedroom wall because i am astounded and in awe of your talent and still so baffled my fic was brought to life !!!!! its mind boggling and i cannot thank you enough for this experience <333
(obviously with ur permission in reference to wanting to print n frame the doodles because theyre so dear to me and i respect ur talent !!)
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semiotomatics · 4 months
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tw gore/cannibalism, i guess???? talking abt the last dream i had
i wld say my most common anxiety dream (if not just my most common dream in general) is that im being chased by someone who wants to kill me. its not always the same person (if i ever even see them at all—sometimes i dont, i just know theyre there), its not always the same place, but the goal is always the same: dont get caught.
so last night i had one of those dreams (i ran out of one of my meds and havent gone to get it refilled, which i think is why ive started having bad dreams again) where i was being chased by some Faceless Murderer. and i was doing a pretty good job of evading them, tho ofc the fear/anxiety was still there since, yknow, anxiety dream.
but then, they do catch up to me, which is usually when i force myself to wake up (since i dont actually want to be murdered in my dreams). except!! i dont wake up!! yknow what i do instead?
fucking skin them alive holy shit
i think my brain skipped over most of the flaying bc tbh i dont think it even knows how to do that sort of thing, cause the next thing i know im just looking at this dudes disembodied, completely degloved hand (if you dont know what degloving is, DONT look it up w safe search off).
and ofc bc im a nerd my very first thought upon seeing it was "wow, what a clean job, you can still see all his veins and arteries". i was even pointing them out to whoever was with me, like i was giving an anatomy presentation SLFHSJF. i came across his ribcage too, and literally opened it up so i cld see his heart and lungs and stuff 😭 what the fuck yall
anyway, more dreamplot stuff happened and then the "final scene" was me in some kind of diner with nameless companion, like, celebrating the fact that we killed this guy? which was kinda weird but honestly fine, its not like this was a real guy and he very much WAS going to kill me if he caught me, so.
and then we get served our meal and i cant remember who tells me or how i find out but basically the soup i got was made out of the dude 😭 and in the moment i wasnt, yknow, absolutely horrified, i was just like "ah yes, poetic justice" like what???? was the dude gonna eat me if he caught me??? (honestly not implausible, a lot of my animal-based nightmares end in getting eaten alive)
anyway the soup just tasted like a hearty tomato soup (NO PUN INTENDED I FUCKING HOPE)
but anyway, believe it or not the weirdest part of the dream (to me anyway) was the very last "scene", where we're sitting there eating this Man Soup and celebrating killing a dude, and then the door to the diner opens and in walks the dude we killed. and in the dream im not confused or horrified or anything, im just like "ah yes, he must have regenerated himself", which????? sure, okay, the dude regenerated himself somehow. but he spots me and as we look at each other i dont feel any fear, im like? at peace? like i feel forgiveness somehow. and meanwhile he has an expression of, i stg, gratitude. and the very last thing i do is stand up and open up my arms in a "cmere, lets hug it out" gesture. and then i wake up.
so like. kinda fucked up right?
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Heyyy, can i request a dr house x reader smut where she picks him up at a bar and they sleep together and then the next day is her first day at a new job and he is her boss (yes this is the plot of the first episode of greys anatomy)
HERE WE GO AGAIN I'm so sorry it took me so long to finish this but i did and sorry about if i miss spell something That was my last night getting drink, and my first and last time bring someone Home. “wake up you have to leave and i have to go work” what time is it….8:07 Shit  “five more minutes” he groans “you need to get up and go, or i'm going to be more late than i am”  where is my bra? “I think you're looking for this,” he said as he held my bra in his hand. “Thank you but, seriously you have to go” shit it’s 8:19 “don’t worry about being late” he said as he put his shirt on “what do you mean ?”  i say as i make my way to the bathroom “don’t worry about getting in trouble” he claim as he limp toward me “when i'm done peeing i will leave” “I still don't understand” i said looking confused “you don’t need to understand, just have a good day, ok foxy” and with that he walks out of the bathroom and leaves.
“Dose anyone knows where doctor house office is” i really hope i don't get fired take the elevator two three floors up and take a right right down the hall” one of the nurse tell me “hi im sorry im lat…” you got to be fucking kidding me. “House this is good you have a six year old who had a heart attack, and just had a heart transplant” the brunette girl said “hold on cameron '' he said as he turned my way “see foxy i told you dont worry about being late”. He said with smirk. Flashback to last night
“You need to get out more and have fun” my friend said “you know i'm a homebody, i like to stay home and read, not being outside with people '' i hate it here. “Let’s play a game, it's called find your man” she said as she take a sip of her drink “alright” i said as i roll my eyes “look 3 o'clock” she said and oh my god this man was 6 feet, salt and pepper thing going on with his hair, and the scrub would be so nice in between my leg, and those eye are so blue and powerful i would do anything he asked. “Ok now what?” i asked “you get up go on the dance floor and dance and hopefully he’ll get behind that” she said happily “alright here i go”  i said as I took a shot.
I got on the floor and the DJ started to grind with me and I started to feel the music. I sway my hips from side to side running my hands through my hair. I feel someone walking behind me ‘I've been seeing you eye me from the side of the room, pretty bold” he says as he puts his hands on my waist and starts to flow with me ‘while I have a good eye for good things” I say as I back into him more. “Well  I like to play with good and pretty things” he whispered in to my ear “well how bout you come back to my place and play with me” i say as i turn around and wrap my arms around his neck “lead the way”.
Time skip
This man has a mouth on him i thought as he work his tongue into my mouth “mmm” i moan into his  “your lips are soft, i wonder if the ones between your legs are the too” he said as he makes his way down my neck “take this off” i say as a unbuckle his belt. Wow” is what i say when i seen his cock " Take a picture it'll longer” he said with a wink. I started with a long lick from the base to the top of the shaft “shit” he said as he looked down at me. I took as much as i could down my throat which as lot “fuck” he said as he throw his had back “mmmm” i started to hum.
on his dick which made him push hand father down his cock and i began to gag “thats a good girl, letting me fuc- shit- fuck your throat” his legs began to shake “fuck baby im bout to cum” i start to play with his balls to make him cum quicker “shit shit shit fuck” he say out loud and push my head down as his cum shot into the back of my throat “be a good girl and sallow it” i sallow it and open to show him “come on show me your bedroom”  he said as he help me up. I led him to my room “strip and get on the bed for me” I gave him a little strip and made my way to the bed. He takes the rest of his clothes and climbs on top of me. “You got a condom or something?” he asks “im on birth control” i say with a smile. He push the tip in and my god is it big “oh shit” i say as he pushes himself all the way in. he began to rock his hip back and forth into me shit “your tight” he said as he grunt into my neck “more please more” i moan out loud. This man is making my bed rock “fuck im going to cum” i tell him as i look him the eyes “come on cum on this cock” and thats all i need to cum “FUCCCCK!!!!” i just now that the neighbors are going to be mad in the moring “fuck im close” He say as he speeds up the paced “oh shit oh shit oh-” he filled me with all his cum and fell on top of my  “that was good.. I am crushing?“ he asks as he kisses my neck “not at all” i say with a smile. “Where are you going?” I asked as he got up and walked away “to pee” he said as he limped away. He return back with a towel and cleaned me off. “Can’t leave you all stick” he said as throw the towel on the floor. I move closer to him and laid my head on his chest. “This isn't bad for the first one night” i said as i closed my eyes “yeah me too” he said as drift to sleep. “I told you not to worry foxy” and that's how i ended up here if feel like this isn't my best work
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s0lar-ch3ri · 5 months
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ive only been reblogging semi-normally. lets change that, monster control service rambles GO
chase is entirely innocent to me cause his actions are a product of his environment (will explain below, spoilers and just. mcs generally)
logically chase couldnt be older then 10 years old, since he came out of his mother when she died (10 years ago). even if we are to be entertaining the idea he is this omnious '10' he insists, he still looks and even acts similar to a 10 year old boy. for a regular boy, this is around when puberty starts and where emotions get very fucky, and while chase is no human and probably has different anatomy or psychological things, if he had the similar mindset of a 10 year old, it's very likely the impressionability is still there.
we also have to take into account: richard is the only adult figure in chases life. yes, chase interacts with other adults and shit, but the only one who'd know his secret is richard, which can be used to his advantage. richard is also chases biggest human example. hes around him a lot and as such the main influence in his appearance, behavior, disguises, etc. if anybody else were to learn chase werent human, the company could have chase been captured or worse, so its not ideal to tell others.
we all know how sexual richard is. i mean, hes the whole reason ep 2 has to come with a warning. HE FUCKED A LADY TO DEATH. now one may argue chase should be held accountable for this needed warning too, but consider: hes a product of the environment hes lived in. a monster hunter while a monster? no monster would choose that, not unless you were taught to. i doubt chase has actually been to multiple public places due to his difficulty with disguises (ie: doctors, schools, etc), so whod be teaching him what he knows? richard.
dont even try to tell me that richards a good dad even! a canon thing he tells chase is to "bottle up his emotions"! he hid what happened to his mother for several years! hes very loose when it comes to his parenting! im such a richard hater because he sucks as a parent and as a person man.
however, even with all that, chase looks up to his dad, and it is his dad. hed believe what his dad says is right. hed probably even take after behaviors of his dad, because its the only influence in his life that has seemed positive.
can chase be held accountable for his horrid sexual acts if hes been told thats right? can you hold the one who doesnt know right in the wrong?
chase is practically 10 years old. richard is the one whod know better. chase just listens to all about humans hes known. richard just gives a new meaning to monsters.
despite appearances, i truly believe the monster is richard and the human among them is chase.
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bumblebeerror · 11 months
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I love my mother dearly.
Most of the time she is my savior and my cheerleader and she works so hard for the both of us. I owe her so much.
So I’m stuck, trying to figure out how to bring up the fact that every time she dismisses non-binary as not a real thing or tells me she will not use my pronouns hurts like a bitch, and how to do so without making her feel like I hate her guts. Because I know there are times where she does try and I appreciate them so much.
But it’s that in her more thoughtless moments she’ll casually slip in biology or whatever else because she’s a nurse and she got A’s in anatomy and yadda yadda, and I just.
The thing is I don’t really care that much! Her and my brother are the only people who deadname me now! My cousins and grandparents call me the right name or just avoid using my name so they dont get confused and honestly? That’s perfectly acceptable to me. Congrats, you care enough that you don’t want to hurt me even if you can’t remember my name. A+ love you too. My job refers to me as Rowan. My doctors refer to me as Rowan. My therapist refers to me as Rowan. Right now the only long term communications I have where I’m deadnamed are with the disability lawyers who are trying to get me on disability and it’s because my name’s not legally changed.
But it’s the fact that if I bring it up and want to explain it, she HAS to point out that it doesn’t make sense biologically. She’ll say well I haven’t really changed anything and I want to say so badly yes! Because I never felt comfortable being a woman! So I never was! But if I bring up top surgery it’s what if I regret it? Tough titties if I regret it! I’ve wanted them gone since I started getting them and frankly mother if 16 years of wanting them yeeted off my chest was wrong? I’ll fucking live with it like women who had breast cancer do and move the fuck on. I’ll stuff a bra or smth I don’t really give a damn. I’m 26! I think I can handle the consequences of my own actions and get some stick-on titties.
I don’t know. I’ll figure it out. I just wish I could get her to like. Suspend some fucking disbelief. Trust me about. Me. Without her feeling like I’m yelling at her.
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pebbles-five · 4 months
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okay seriosu and lighthearted and friendly family question here, sir pebbles
what are the big ass balls on superstructure for? you've got them in underhang, the wall — you've got one in the beginning section of the rot subregion which implies that they can be retracted into the structure.
yellow lizards live in them.
[i would post an image of the superstructure circling all of the visible ones if i weren't scared and sent this on anon]
there don't seem to be any balls on top of your structure but they are most prominent in your underhang, and are also many on your walls.
but there's also that big ball in moons city which could be completely unrelated to these balls
from their positions, you'd think they'd probably monitor weather or cloud s or whatever the fuck it's 2am i don't know how to explain it maybe they measure the cloud layers and send alerts to the iterator when the clouds are too high when it's breathing too much vapour i don't know im going crazy do i make sense
OR they could have something to do with communications because there are those big wires on top of the balls on the wall and broadcasts are also picked up there during spearmaster but then also why would they be in underhang? do the balls in underhang serve different purposes to the ones on the wall? did the underhang balls help with communication with things like factories, ancients, etc on the ground?
maybe yellow lizards live in them since it enhances their communications? since they do communicate through like their stupid fucking antennae bullshit maybe the balls help them with their signal WHICH WOULD imply maybe they're something to do with communications
maybe im looking too far into this. anyway im just really intrigued with iterator anatomy and why the hell iterators outer shells LOOK LIKE THAT i mean like there's gotta be a purpose. you're already spending a shit ton of materials building a big ass biomechanical computer literally kilometres tall and wide i dont think the ancients would spend any extra making the metal shell look all abstract and fuckoff confusing if it weren't necessary
tell me what the balls are for TELL ME what they're for WHAT IS THEIR PURPOSE I NEED TO KNOW why do iterators have balls please oh my god
The top of my superstructure was built to house my city, so it was built to be flat for easier building, I do not remember how older models not meant for it were built, I believe they had some redundant systems that could be removed to build a city.
There are many sensors in my structure, but they are mainly in other parts.
Antennas are placed everywhere possible, including spheres; it is merely a coincidence, in fact, out of the materials they are made from, they block many frequencies. Yes, spheres are versatile, not even every one of the same size serves the same purpose.
No, they communicate through pheromones in their false antennae. The bigger, the more capable of outputing a larger and more powerful cloud and thus serve as a sort of relay and command to others, but the similarity is very aparent.
You are overlooking it. I recommend you go west, where the land fissures.
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Ginji x GN!Reader x Ranmaru
Summary: Periods… You were suffering a heavy and painful one.
*Crawls out from the grave* i swear im alive. I'm just working. And it give little time to type or write.
Anyways, I have changed, yes. As you have noticed, I don't write for mcyt anymore. I just fell out of it and dont feel comfortable writing them anymore. So i have fallen back into my anime and game loving self. Here, I also have a one shot if two boys comforting a GN! Reader. No spoilers, nothing from this anime, just fluff of my two favorite characters.
Tw: reader had uterus, female anatomy us mention a few times, blood, crying, liw key periods suck so badly.
You didn't know what to do. You were at orio-ya currently due to it being ranmaru’s turn to have you. Humans are different than ayakashi. Especially with their so-called cycles. They didn't bleed. They didn't get the cramps. The only thing they got was the mood swings and the easier to mangage symptoms. It didn't help that you were stuck in ranmaru’s bed. Waiting for the cramps that had assulted your utrus to die down enough to move.
“You're being lazy.” The tone was stern, but there was concern lacing it. He knew that something was up. The scent was what threw him off. You were bleeding. He was now tearing the blanket off of you to find where the blood was coming from the pure fear that had washed through him as he couldn't find where you were hurt. Where you were bleeding. “you’re bleeding. Where.” It wasn't a question it was more of a command. Curling up tighter, you cradled your lower stomach. “it’s normal.” You mumble as another painful wave came through you. It nearly made you throw up from the amount of agony it put you through.
“It’s not normal if you are hurting and bleeding. Where. Are. You. Bleeding.” he was growling now. It was clear that the anger was from the fear. A response you knew he had. “My vagina! Okay. Im bleeding from my vagina! It’s a bitch and hurts. But I will live so stop fucking asking!” you had snapped at him. Something that you never had done. Not in your whole time with him. If you were hurting so much to snap at him, something was wrong.
“What the hell do you mean?! Bleeding from your vagina?! What can I do.” his voice quited down from the shouting at the end. Soft as he asked. “hug me. And put your hand right here. Please.” he lifted you up gently and placed you onto his lap. His head on your shoulder as he replaced your hand. “what is this bleeding? And how will you live?” The heat that came off his body made you relax.
“It’s called a period. It lasts 4 days or up to a week, maybe longer. So bascically, my body isn't happy that I am not pregnant and it’s sheding the lining in my uturs.” You tensed as another cramp went through you. “it’s definantly a bitch though.” you mumbled. Ranmaru growled lowly. It wasnt scary to you anymore. This man wouldn't hurt you in any way, and you knew it. You saw that he was looking somewhere. Thus, meaning someone was standing there.
Looking over to the door, you saw Ginji. The way that he stood there, you could tell he was quite confused. Especially when Ranmaru was normally out there and taking care of people and guests. “you didnt tell me of this period?” ranmaru wasn't questioning you. No, you could tell he was questioning Ginji. “I didn't tell him either. Dont get on him. I went to Aoi you dumbass.” Ginji looked slightly confused. “you get periods?” Your eye twitched slightly.
You liked that they couldn't tell, but it was annoying that he sounded so sad. “Yes. But this one is worse than the others. it’s never like this.” Ginji looked over to ranmaru and then you. Getting closer to you so he could give you some kind of comfort. “you should have told us anyways. We could have helped with the pain even if it wasn't that bad.” You swore internally. Ginji looked like a kicked puppy. Opening your arms, you let him press up against you his hands were now on your lower back, gently rubbing it.
Ranmaru nuzzled his nose into your neck. “Stupid human. Could of helped you sooner if you told me. Let me go get some painkillers and tea.” he shuffled out from under you and left. You whined lightly, missing the contact that he had given.
Ginji chuckled at the sound, “i dont think ranmaru is letting you leave.” You pouted slightly, wanting to be with Aoi so that she could make each one of your comfort foods. “wanna be at Tenjin-Ya. Aoi makes my comfort food.” The way you spoke made ginji’s heartbreak. His hands gently rubbed up and down your back. Hoping that the gentle strokes would calm you slightly. “maybe I can convince him to come with us to Tenjin-Ya.” he was always the one to try and come up with some kind of solution. But you had doubts that ranmaru would leave.
“what about Aoi visiting here? I know that they miss her here.” you mumbled quitely to him, enjoying the small circles he kept close to your back.
But before there was any answer, you felt it. Your heart dropping as you quickly stood up and rushed to the built-in bathroom in Ranmaru’s room. Praying and hoping that the damage to your clothes were minimal. No. Both your underwear and pants were ruined. “(y/n)! are you okay? there’s blood on the floor.” Ginji was full of fear. The way you bolted had already put him on edge, and then the blood made him worse. “i bleed through my clothes.” You were near tears. The sound of ranmaru had joined him. “you said you were going to be fine! Why is there blood on the floor?” opening the door slightly, you were now crying.
They both were frozen at the sight. “i’m sorry. I didn't mean too.” They didn't know what to do. The way you were crying and apologising for something that you couldn't control. Ranmaru got to you first tightly, hugging you to his chest. “you cant control it. Get in the bath, relax. we’ll make some adjustments.” he spoke softly in your hair, a soft, comforting tone. “but I did it. I should clean it.” Ginji’s hand gently stroked your head, “you couldn't control it. And from what we can tell you aren't having the best time. I promise that we’ve got it okay?” You could feel the tears fill your eyes again. Why were they so sweet?
Burrying your head into Ranmaru’s chest, you gripped onto his clothes. “I don't deserve you guys. Both of you are too sweet.” You just wanted to stay between them now. To just feel this safe and protected.
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arthotsglasses · 2 years
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Admin's Little Simp Diary
So yesterday yk suffering from "post Clavis Simping" phase, I found out about AI that create illustrations from the keywords you type in. My Twitch chat was telling me all about it and I got to use it.
And that moment, I completely lost it. my existence felt so useless, worthless, because some machine now has way better art skill and speed within seconds. Ai produces things that would take me so much time and effort to make. All my hard work to learn the skills, anatomy, perspective, etc, felt so useless. As a freshman college student trying to get a job in the art industry, I've been bombarded within the past few weeks of people telling me to apply to this and that, internships, competitions, projects, sooooo much work. I couldn't do it, I didn't feel good enough, I was devastated. I didn't know how I was gonna overcome this Ai thing and get a job. There is nothing that I can do better compared to the ai. I fell into this depressing moment of questioning my existence.
Chat asked me, if I exist to draw, and at first I said yes. But the more I think about it, I don't. I exist to simp, I genuinely enjoy that feeling of loving 2D anime boys.... and drawing/art is a method of simping where I can contribute to the content and fandom for my enjoyment.
spoilers for Clavis route below lel
Then Clavis came into my mind... he was born to face Chev who is literally a god, genius, gigachad. He can't be beaten in any skillful way. So ofc I can imagine how painful that would be. But, there was something that even Chev couldn't do. To be a decent compassionate human being. The imperfections of Clavis (aka humanity) having to work so hard to reach a certain level, caring for minority, and how he would go to die for some small amount of people, it made me realize that's who we are. We can't always make best decisions for the world, create the most technically correct art to perfection (Chev). But what really matters is what I want to do. idgaf if anyone else can be more dedicated to their 2D mans than me, what matters is the love and connection I feel towards them and how it makes me happy (but that is also really hard for me because my nature is very competitive and I hate it when anyone is better than me). because that's what separates us from Ai (till the day ai gets emotions and free will to destroy us all haha) but then again, I dont care if ai can simp better than me either. Not my problem good for you gl hf.
I love Chev, I think he is such a cool guy and literally good at everything yes. But I dont want to be him. I would rather be Clavis who enjoys life, face his fears, have insecurities, compassion, and selfishness to only give a fuck about his small group of people who he loves. So I'm starting to accept my fears and lack of ability as who I am and understand that that is a beautiful thing. Because I think Clavis as a person is beautiful. The vast scale of ups and downs of emotions I feel are what makes life joyful and appreciated. Plus, I always tend to forget that I don't always have to achieve grand massive world scale goals. Like Clavis, if I am happy, loved by people who I want to be loved by, care for the people who I care, that is enough. I can work at a small game studio just enough to feed myself and some spare change to simp, and Im good. that is enough for me and I think I can manage to do that much in life (because I have crippling anxiety that I will never get a job and starve to death homeless fr).
Come to realize it now, this is the reason why I felt Clavis' route so amazing yet painful. It made me uncomfortable but I took steps to reevaluate my world views and what matters most. and at the end of the day, I'm here on earth for a bit, so might as well enjoy it to the fullest. There are qualities of Clavis that makes me love him so much, and I also happen to have some the same qualities. So, why not love myself a bit too? It's gonna be a long journey and this is only a baby step for my self love, but I have some hope. He also said if you haven't given up, if you haven't died, you haven't lost. So, I will continue to try even if I fail, I will apply to those internships, competitions even if I dont win. And one day, I hope I can find someone like how Clavis found MC because oh boy did Clavis look so happy at the end. I believe I can reach that point one day too.
Just remember, answer to everything is to simp.
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Your art is really cool as always :DDDD the Vocabomination au is still a really funky concept! It looks like They're hiding pretty closely behind Len/using him as a shield so my brain is thinking Len might have done some psychological manipulation as well as the obvious physical stuff? Also Fukase being horizontal made me wonder because surely They're in pain right? Like Their bones have to be completely dislocated and shit in order for them to fit into one coherentish body (1/?) -🌟
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ok there's a lot to unpack here but EEE im glad you think its a neat concept :') and FEEL FREE TO ANALYZE MY SHIT ALWAYS i love to hear it 🥺💖
vocabomination is a funny name for it lmaoo... tho i wouldn't necessarily call it that just cause like not everyone's here.. idk my naming conventions are weird, i dont really have a name for whatever this story is but ill come up w/ one at some point surely
i'm almost positive there was some psychological manipulation in some way yes, but for the most part len isn't pretending to pity it, he genuinely does feel some worry for it and monitors its' wellbeing (then again tho its in a slightly fcked up way w/ his idea of 'things being better this way')
its' anatomy is kinda very fucked up yes lmaoo, i was to trying to see how many wrong places i can have limbs in or how many limbs i can bend the wrong way with it still looking somewhat coherent, so the bones are definitely messed up ye... despite that drawing i don't think it actually can fully stand upright, it mostly moves around by crawling around (always envisioned the movement kinda like a spider/centipede but a bit... worse-looking?). i'm almost certain it is in some form of constant pain yes! even in spite of getting used to its' state after a while... it probably can contort itself and occasionally shift limbs and stuff to some degree ye, but also that's just my bullshit explanation for me drawing it super inconsistently b/c it's hard asf to draw okay 😭😭
the no-mouths is more of a symbolic thing but like the purposefully-hard-to-move thing, while it is convenient for len and it would be cool to think he planned that out, he's not that smart 😂😭 technically speaking he fucked up, it wasn't supposed to turn out like that but he basically went "yknow what, sure, this works" b/c what else do you do really in that situation
its' faces are meant to be expressionless sorta lol, i sorta try drawing the eyes with a vacant gaze; ik fukase's eye got fucked up in the final drawing so for funsies here's some closeups of the eyes w/o special effects bs:
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you're not really supposed to be able to tell what it's feeling at any given moment, though there are sometimes clues as to how it might be feeling... nobody really knows for sure though
not sure exactly either to what extent it carries the memories & feelings of its' original components, if it has any remaining at all, but the attachment to len is definitely there (i mean duh... who else's basement is it trapped in 🙄)
there's a lot more things i could say but aside from me also still not having a definitive final thing for whatever's going on here, there's also just some things i wanna keep secret for now... so we'll see abt some of the answers to the other questions
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Dave Strider, Meenah Peixes
Act 6, page 5263
DAVE: yeah i saw it
DAVE: i was looking up in space doing a little monster gazing right
#daves private chill time #eldritch red lobster #bargain seafood buffet #bored
DAVE: when suddenly i thought my glasses shattered
#ben stiller almost fucking tornadoed in his grave
DAVE: but it wasnt the shades turned out it was space itself that cracked
#fuckin relief #best bro gave me these
DAVE: and i listened and i heard the screams and killing and stuff
#monsters dying #ghosts dying #atrocious problems
DAVE: havent slept well since that
DAVE: well i guess im sleeping alright at the moment
#oh yeah #i forgot
DAVE: cause im here in a bubble talking to you but yeah in general my shuteye has been boned up the protein chute
#troll anatomy #lewd #maybe?
DAVE: keeping myself busy with awesome projects helps a bit i guess
#awesome projects
MEENAH: then you must want to kill the guy even worse than me
MEENAH: why dont you join me we can fly away and fuck him up together 38)
#what good is a cape even #if you wont fly away to clobber badguys
DAVE: nope
#nah
DAVE: appreciate the offer but im just gonna hang tight and work on my ebubbles
#dave_ebubbles
MEENAH: e what
DAVE: ebubbles theyre awesome
#how is this not awesome
DAVE: its just some ridiculous shit i figured out how to do here
DAVE: this whole place runs on memories so ive been messing around with that
#just as long as you dont ask me how #we are cool
DAVE: turns out i dont even really need the internet for shenanigans i can just exploit the afterlife
MEENAH: the fuuuck
MEENAH: i know youre down in the dumps kid but that sounds like a stupid waste of time
#stupid waste of time
MEENAH: now come on lets go whale on a cherub
DAVE: nah
#yes lets #just fucking with you #no
DAVE: i mean
DAVE: i think i might be "supposed" to kill him anyway?
#air quotes
DAVE: thats the feeling i get like there are all these clues about that ive kinda noticed
#remember that bullshit about the pimp being in the crib? #hahaha oh god
DAVE: so if i am THE GUY that needs to take him down then fine ill do that if and when i get hornswoggled into some big showdown with a ridiculous green space pimp or whatever he is
#i heard he has a gold tooth #are you fuckin kidding me
DAVE: i dont know i think im not really cut out for the whole reluctant hero shtick
#im better at comics
DAVE: like the whole scene is so obvious and trite and i cant even tell if my reluctance is ironic or if im playing it straight
#reluctant before it was cool #and before i was willing
DAVE: like ill wonder if im being reluctant enough to cut it or if im actually just being reluctant to be reluctant
#how reluctant do you even have to BE to DOOOOO something like etc etc #sbahj
DAVE: it turns into like meta reluctance and then all i can think about is how fucking stupid the whole thing is
#i also think about puppets sometimes... #unrelated
DAVE: i think im probably just too self aware for this hero bullshit so dont even waste your time on me
#ironic self pity
MEENAH: wow
MEENAH: sooooo cooooooool
MEENAH: NOT
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forecast0ctopus · 2 years
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local warlock gets his ass kicked by the enemy of the week in the dining hall or whatever its called
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i know that personally, as a trans person, i don’t like when people i follow argue with terfs because then i have to be exposed to their rhetoric on my dash and it upsets me a lot, but for me personally, what bothers me is seeing a bunch of long threads in a row, whether they’re the same thread or different ones. however, there’s a difference between a trans person being upset by this and a TERF being upset by this that you can clearly tell—trans people will usually just ask the person to tag any arguments with terfs/transphobes or any mention of them, so that we can blacklist them and scroll past the transphobia easily without actually seeing it. sometimes trans people will be upset about the person arguing with transphobes even if they tag it, but we can literally always unfollow, it’s not that hard. TERFs will ask you to stop arguing with them, period, and the thing is, they’re not asking because they don’t want to see the arguments, they’re asking because they don’t want you to cause other TERFs, the ones who maybe believe a little less firmly in TERF rhetoric, to start questioning things after you poke holes in their logic. so unfollowing or blacklisting isn’t going to resolve the problem they have with it.
so, IMO as a trans person who doesn’t like seeing TERF/transphobic rhetoric on my dash, if you blacklist the content as terf/transphobia tw or something similar, and someone still decides you need to stop arguing with transphobes, and claims they’re trans, they’re most likely lying about it and are probably transphobic and mad that there’s a possibility their cult could start losing members over it. :/
^100% this.
But from reading their posts, it's definitely also that they really, really, really like having access to plenty of people who have little firsthand experience of radfem rhetoric.
TERFs constantly talk about how statements like "dont reblog from terfs, don't give terfs a platform!" hide what they're actually saying. And they constantly say it's because if you actually knew what TERF arguments were, and had spent time talking to them, you would ~realize~ they were reasonable and TERFs were reasonable, not-hateful people.
Literally, this is HOW they "recruit" people. "What do the ~Trans Cultists~ not want you to know, and why don't they want you knowing it?" When people are in the stage of figuring out things—and everybody is at some point—they are extremely vulnerable to the people that are willing to answer questions and reward inquisitiveness.
A lot of things about cults are applicable here. There's a friendly, more innocuous-seeming "front," and then there's the rabbit hole that just gets more and more fucked up.
I've noticed a ton of parallels with antivaxxers. This is what I have observed. It starts out with people having questions about things, or painful experiences they don't know how to process, and then they meet a friendly, super welcoming, very insular community of people that will answer all their questions and sympathize with all their fears and say "Yes, me too" about all their experiences!
And then it turns into an explanation for their experiences, a complete Reason for everything, and then it turns into a deep downward spiral about how the entire world is out to get you, but don't worry, you're safe with us. We know the truth.
And people who get into it that deep often end up being hateful as fuck, and just not caring about others, and all the bigotry and prejudice they have oozes out in ways that are ugly indeed, and you see them and think how does a person get that way?
It's scary shit. And I feel that you have to be like "Look. This is where the rabbit hole goes. This is where you end up. This is the anatomy of the thing, how it works, what it does. This is how you recognize it. This is not just THAT it's wrong and twisted, but WHY."
By the way, I try to tag stuff like this, but if I ever forget, feel free to remind me.
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juanarc-thethird · 3 years
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An Opportunity Has Arrive V7
At JNPR’s room, Jaune is talking with his team and Ruby about his adventures back home.
Jaune: So I ask my drunk friend “Where are you?” And he was like “I don’t know men, I’m in a basements” and then-
Blake: *Shows up at the door* Jaune, is time for the study session.
Jaune: *Looks at blake* Is time already? *Back at his friends* Well guys I need to go. I tell you guys the rest when I come back.
Jaune and blake leave the room
Pyrrha: I’m surprised that Blake and Jaune are spending more time together.
Ruby: I was too! I mean, they usually don’t talk with each other. But I’m glad that my 2 friends are getting along. By the way, what do they study?
Nora: *Teasing* Anatomy
Pyrrha/Ruby: What?!
Ren: GRIM anatomy, blake is helping Jaune with grim anatomy. Nora is just messing with you two.
Nora just laughs while Pyrrha and Ruby feel relief.
Meanwhile
Jaune: Sooo are we studying or are we…?
Blake: You’ll see
They arrive at one of the class rooms and he can see some books on one of the tables
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Jaune: So we are studying then. Great, so I need you to teach me-
Blake: I’m not going to teach you. *Lean her scroll on one of the books*
Jaune: *Nervous* Someone else is going to teach me?
Blake: *She adjust the scroll camera to point at Jaune and start recording* Teach us, someone else is going to teach us.
Jaune: *Nervous* Who?
Jaune can here someone coming into the class room behind him, follow by the door getting close. He turns around and see Kali wearing a sexy teacher outfit. She is wearing a white dress shirt, a black pencil skirt, pantyhose, some black high heels, and a pair of glasses.
Kali: *Seductively* Hello class~
Jaune: Kali?
Kali: Mr Arc, that is not the proper way to talk to your teacher. *Gets closer to him and put a hand on his chest* Call me Mrs. Belladonna~
Jaune: *Turns on* Yes Mrs Belladonna
Kali: Good. Now You two get ready for your oral exam.
Jaune: Our what?
Kali: Blake you go first. Mr Arc, please stand up in front of her.
Jaune: *Stands in front of blake* Like this?
Kali: Excellent. *She gets behind him and holds him in place*
Jaune: Mrs Belladonna?
Kali: Blake, you know what to do.
Blake: Yes ma’am *She goes down on her knees, unbuckle his pants, and…*
Jaune: Oh fuck~
Class is in session
Part 2 by @darkvaga ----------------------------
With Pyrrha
Pyrrha: *looks visibly stunned*
Ren: are you ok pyrrha.....?
Pyrrha:....i dont know why.....but i feel like i should either kill blake or possible ask for assistance with something.....
Ren: ahh...well...it's probably nothing..
Pyrrha: *skeptical, but relents* yeah, i suppose you're right....
MEANWHILE, with jaune & the belladonnas
Jaune:..*moaning* ...best.... exam.... I've ever...had
Blake had moved to the side allowing kali to give own exam
Kali: *pulling away, licking her lips* so...how is it jaune~~
???: mediocre....mrs belladonna...
All 3 turn to see glynda goodwitch, tapping her foot, glaring at them intensely
Glynda:...care to explain what you all are doing here....
Jaune searched for words to explain the situation, while blake was to embarrassed to talk
Kali: we were giving am oral exam before you interrupted goodwitch....
Glynda: *scoffing* you call that an oral exam? *she approaches jaune pushing kali out the way. Positioning herself* this is an oral exam
Both blake and jaune marveled at goodwitch's skill
Kali: *pouting* call my oral skills mediocre....*she shoves glynda out the way and starts licking and kissing jaune's lenght*
Glynda: *glaring* oh so want play like that *removes her glasses*
Blake proceeds to back away while jaune's mouth hung open
Jaune:....best...Day.....EVER!
MEANWHILE, every guy in beacon
Every guy: *saluting in the direction of jaune....some even crying tears in the presence of greatness*
Ren:...*drops his pancakes*...
Nora: MINE!
Ruby: you ok ren *happily munching on cookies*
Ren:.....it's nothing ruby *in thought i must archive the greatest jaune has achieved*
After 2 extra hrs of oral examination....or the constant teasing and denial from Goodwitch & Kali
Jaune: *leaning against the desk absolutely drain* 🤤
Blake: I think you two over did it a bit
Kali and Glynda: *looks at the now drained blonde* maybe/just a tiny bit
Kali: *straighten herself*...ahem...well that concludes our lesson in oral pleasure. I hope you learned something blake.
Blake:.....yeah......miss goodwitch is the queen of oral exams.....
Glynda: *putting her glasses back on* Glad you understand that Ms. Belladonna...
Kali: *muttering* you win this time
Glynda: ...and Mr Astoria *lifts his chin towards her* i expect to see you in private study hall soon~~
Jaune: uh huh....
*Glynda struts away putting extra swing in her hips*
Kali: oh that reminds me...our next lesson will be why the bellabooty as its called is best on remnant~~. But that's for another day, mr astoria needs to get some rest
After Blake brought jaune back to ren
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