#your honor i wanna [redacted]

[burninlovebutler]

this picture has me in absolute shambles

[astorytotellyourfriends]

The one thing that everyone seems to know about Eddie Munson is that when he's not out touring the world with his band, Corroded Coffin, he makes a point to be as invisible as possible in order to spend time at home with his family. Eddie, along with his wife Chrissy of seven years and their two young children, graciously invited Vogue into their Hollywood Hills home that's about as secluded as you can get while still having that coveted Los Angeles zip code.

Vogue: I have to admit, given what I've seen of Corroded Coffin on stage, I think I expected your home to reflect a bit more of that personality.

Eddie Munson: [laughs] You can thank Chrissy for that. She's the brains behind this whole operation, I just do what she tells me.

So there's no hidden dungeon in the basement?

Hate to burst your bubble, but nope. I've been trying to get a sacrificial altar for the backyard, but I haven't found one I liked yet.

Really?

[laughs] I'm kidding. But I had you going, right?

You really did. But that's what you've always done, right? Leaned into the mania of Satanic Panic and made it work for you?

Yeah, I guess so. I mean, people are gonna believe whatever they wanna believe anyway so I might as well give 'em what they want, right? Plus, [laughs] it's a hell of a lot of fun.

What's it like having that devil-worshipper stage persona with two young kids at home? Do either of your kids know what their dad does for a living?

Oh, yeah. They [redacted] love it. Wait, can I say [redacted]?

We can't print it, but you can say it.

[Redacted] yeah. Our little one doesn't really get the whole stage thing yet, but she sure looks cute in those big-ass headphones.

And your other daughter?

Oh, if she could be on stage with me every night, she would be. On our last tour, we had this gimmick where Gareth rigged a bunch of blood packs to his drums to explode during the encore and she thought it was the coolest [redacted] thing in the world. He even offered to let her do it when we were in rehearsals!

And did she?

Maybe.

From the look on your face, I'm guessing she did.

[laughs] Don't tell Chrissy.

Scout's honor. Until this article comes out, anyway.

[Redacted]. Is it too late to say off the record?

Way too late.

[Redacted]. Oh well. Worth it. She had the biggest [redacted] grin on her face when she was covered in fake blood, it was priceless.

Seems like you might be raising a mini version of yourself. Would you support your kids following in your footsteps and joining the music industry?

[Editor's note: At this point in the interview, the eldest Munson child came running out of the back door and pounced on her father, who took it in stride and continued answering questions as though he didn't have a six-year-old hanging over his shoulder.]

I mean, if that's what they wanna do, then hell yeah.

[gasps] Daddy said a bad word!

Daddy did not, Daddy said hell.

Mommy said hell's a bad word.

Mommy also said you were supposed to stay inside, didn't she?

Pip was crying. She misses you.

Do you need a moment?

[laughs] Believe me, if I took a moment for every time I wanted to be with my kids, I'd never get anything done.

Because you love us so much?

Exactly.

How much?

To the moon and back.

That's a lot!

Sure is, kiddo. Now shush and let the nice lady ask her questions.

Ooh, ask me! Ask me! I got lots of stories.

If you don't mind?

It's your funeral. [laughs] She'll talk your ear off if you let her.

What do you think about your dad being a rockstar?

[shrugs] It's okay.

Wow, thanks for the endorsement, kid. You heard it here first: being a rockstar is just okay.

Would you rather he had another job?

[shrugs] What other job?

I dunno. Playing music's the only thing I've ever been good at.

Nuh-uh! Daddy's good at lots of things.

Like what?

Telling stories. Playing with me. One time, he built me a big castle out of pillows and chairs and blankets and we played in it all day 'til Mommy said it was time for dinner. And then we all went to bed in it. Like camping!

Camping? When did you go camping?

Mommy let us sleep outside and said it was like camping. It was when you were gone. I don't like when you're gone. It makes Mommy sad. And then I'm sad. And Pip's sad. You're not going away again, are you?

No, baby. I'm staying right here with you.

Good. [to Vogue] Do you wanna see what Daddy brought home for me last time he went away?

I'd love to.

Okay!

[Editor's note: just as quickly as she came, Munson's daughter ran off to go fetch the present from inside the house.]

Do you need a minute?

Nah. It just… [sighs] never gets easier, you know? Hearing how much they miss me when I'm gone. I miss them all the [redacted] time.

I'm not surprised. Just from the last five minutes, I can see how much she adores you and I can't imagine what it's like to leave that behind, even when it's to go on a worldwide tour.

It's tough. I love my job, don't get me wrong. It's what's given us this house, all the [redacted] that the girls need, anything they could ever want, but… [shrugs] I dunno. Sometimes giving it all up doesn't sound half as hard as leaving them is. Maybe that's just me being ungrateful.

I don't think so. I think it means you're human. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, you know? Torn between two worlds.

[laughs] Now there's an idea for an album. The dichotomy of being a rockstar and a father.

I'd listen to it.

Hell, so would I.

(might continue this with a lil follow-up fic of chrissy and eddie reading the interview before it goes to print... thoughts? 👀)

[hisshiss-bitch]

just realized i never made one of these omg so

INTRO POST TIME

lets start with the basics:

☆ hi, my name is [redacted]* and i'm a minor, i go by she/they (demigirl), canadian, i'm pansexual and demiromantic, i use way too many emoticons and usually type in lowercase letters (for the aesthetic), and i am always so veryvery excited to meet new people on here :D ☆

GO CHECK OUT MY SIDE BLOGS: @random-thoughts-uwu and @astraea-pixels :3 i'd be very grateful

ask game below!!

*i go by a new online fake name every so often and right now i am using one that @m0ngrxl bestowed upon me: anastasia (after my succulent who is currently dying :')

☆ fandoms: good omens | the vivzieverse | all of em studio ghibli movies (mainly howls moving castle and my neighbor totoro) | the osemanverse | pirates of the caribbean | all of those delicious tim burton films, beetlejuice especially (and the musical!) | sorta in the heathers fandom but i haven't actually watched the musical, just the soundtrack ;-; | night at the museum but only for the tiny gays lol ☆

☆ favourite books: anything by alice oseman | coraline | good omens | the book thief | percy jackson | harry potter* | honor | a good girls guide to murder | the graveyard book ☆

*not supporting jkr by any means i just am feeling torn cos i love the series but hate her views

☆ favourite movies/tv shows: howls moving castle | inside out | encanto | helluva boss | hazbin hotel | good omens | coraline | night at the museum | monty python and the holy grail | matilda | my neighbor totoro | ponyo | the harry potter series ☆

☆ favourite visual artists: @hg-aneh @cliopadra @crystallizedtwilight @dingledraw @greykolla-art @gleafer @hattersarts @honestlynotgonnalie @libbyframe @mrghostrat @marsipanart @plumbum-art @ufofrommarss | my best friend | vincent van gogh ☆

☆ favourite MUSICAL artists: girl in red | tv girl | queen | abba | bon jovi | britney spears | taylor swift | conan grey | musical soundtracks lol | beyonce | cavetown | laufey | lemon demon ☆

my numerous aesthetics i am flipflopping through always:

☆ things that make me happy: meeting new people online | doing puzzles | doomscrolling | the sound of keyboards | reading | my cat <3 | the color of bubbles ☆

MY ASK GAME: :D

❤ - can we be friends?

🧡 - socials?

💛 - top 3 places you'd like to go on vacation

💚 - favourite plant/flower?

💙 - favourite type of weather?

💜 - top 3 favourite animals

🖤 - ___ or ___ (fill in the blanks)

🎨 - last thing you created? (art, fanfic, music etc.)

🎧 - last song you listened to/currently listening to

📚 - last book you read/currently reading

🍎 - did you eat today? if so, last food you ate?

📸 - last thing in your camera roll?

currently listening to: (new song every week if i can remember)

i made some userboxes, wanna see?

other userboxes i resourced from elsewhere: :3

sorry they're all one thing 😔 i wanted to fit as many pictures in to this post as possible

i think i'm gonna ramble on at you for a bit more

anyone else hate the sound of styrofoam? makes me want to shed my skin and shiver until mushrooms erupt from my pores

that was weird. sorry.

y'know i think i'm gonna ramble on about one of my special interests to you now.

listen up pals because i'm gonna tell you some stuff about pompeii.

ALRIGHTY so getting right into it, pompeiis eruption was mainly just ash and dust falling down on the city, along with some pumice etc. it covered the city so thickly that even people who stayed inside died.

but that's not all. the dust rushing down the mountain, called the pyroclastic surge, got superheated. i can't remember the exact number but it was big. think burning upon impact.

speaking of the heat of the pyroclastic surge, it was so hot that the people standing in the streets immediately evaporated all the water in their bodies, and that's why they were all curled up on the ground, the heat caused their muscles to contract. cool, huh?

yeah. i think so too.

...

why are you still here?

...

i've recently been getting into the sort of fourth-wall breaking dreamcore stuff.

PANPLOSAURUS, BAM!!

bet you weren't expecting that, hm?

...

i'm gonna go now

psyche! as if. i've put too much work into this post now, i can't stop.

i love space. not the sort of purple and blue and red galaxy thats on every piece of edgy wolf art, but the way that you look up at the sky and think you see a star, the first star of the night, but no its just an airplane.

but then you realize it was a star, your vision is just swimming

and you suddenly see all the stars

and look, there's a constellation

and you stand there under the flickering streetlight for a bit, just looking up

up

up is a funny word.

two letters. short but conveys a lot.

what was i talking about?

oh right, the stars.

i like the stars.

this is a long post.

d'you think i can make a text post longer than "do you love the color of the sky?"

"which one?"

i love the color of the sky.

unfortunately, i live in the city

too much light pollution to see the stars or the color of the sky.

my friend wrote me out this poem and the last line was "like a spider trapped under a cup, you wish you could just float up."

at least i think thats what it was.

that word again. up. up. up.

i'd like to float up, i think.

i'd take my phone with me, so we can stay together.

remember the panplosaurus? good times.

how long has it been?

...

...

sometimes i want to

thats sad. what do i want to do? i looked through my autocorrect suggestions to find something i might want to do

i don't know what to do

well, this is getting depressing. i'm getting tired. sorry.

whenever i think of the word sorry i think of heartstopper in the one panel with nick telling charlie to stop apologizing.

"you know, you say sorry a lot."

...

"don't you dare say it!"

"i kinda want to say it"

"don't!"

i like that part.

anyways, i'm gonna edit most of my spelling mistakes in here and go to bed.

i love you

<3

[cashandprizes]

Top 5 Redacted Quotes (BA Edition)

My darling @gingerbreadmonsters tagged me so lovingly <3 And I initially was like "oh I don't know what my favorites are" until I decided I realized no one can stop me from doing my favorite moments in BAs that had me keyboard smashing (usually at Lexi) at all hours of the day.

So, without further ado, quotes from Redacted BAs that have made me so furiously feral I black them out of my memory to function.

Tagging some of my discord buddies <3 no pressure!!! @calicostorms @bratty-telepath @bicyclepainting @horrorscoupes @angelnoodlesoup @just-call-me-angel

NSFW/NSFT under the cut, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

Starting off with my Number 1, which is the shortest but somehow most powerful of all:

Sam BA "You fixin' to bounce on this cock?" Stop. Stop everything. I about DIED. I have text receipts of me texting Lexi furiously screaming about this whole audio BUT THIS LINE? There is no salvation, only damnation and I run to it.

Number 2, a very close race:

David Hot Boi Winter/Proposal BA "Because every thread in my body is screaming for you, to have you. I wanna dig my teeth into your skin. I wanna fuck you into this bed so hard that the frame breaks underneath us, and then fuck you into the floor even harder." LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK. OH MY GOD??? LET ME LIVE??? This audio was made specifically for bitches with their monsterfucker license who love possessive feral primal play (it's me I'm bitches). I had to relisten to this because I completely blacked out listening to it the first time because I was so feral and relistening was... words cannot describe. Help.

Number 3, the audio that birthed my url:

Milo BA illegal that it is the only one "Yeah? You want me to use this mouth of yours? Whose mouth is this? Good. [...] Kiss it first. Just kisses. Yeah, he's happy to see you." Milo Greer WHAT THE FUCK. I was only going to use the "yeah he's happy to see you" because that line is the kind of hilarious deviant shit I like, bUT WHOSE MOUTH IS THIS? Sir. I was minding my black business how could you do me like this?

Number 4, probably one of my all time fave audios

HuxDami Confession BA Can I just... "[Insert SS tier nefarious neck ultra high-quality throat goat noises]" "I'm made of tough stuff too Hux... and I like it rough. I'll tell you if it's too much. [...] Now show me what that body of yours can do, big guy." "Bet." "More." "Oh fuck. Oh god. Alright, you want more? I can give you more baby." This audio is so revolutionary I couldn't pick one quote. As a Damien kinnie who has gotten at least two five star Yelp reviews for my head game, real recognizes real. That was some the rent is due tomorrow vortex neck and like... I can't even describe how much I love this audio. The "bet"? ofaoiefoss. "More" was the moment where I said "oh god is this ME?" Damien Throat Goat Hours <3

Number 5, straight from the boy Lexi used as a WEAPON to drag me into this fandom:

Lasko Hot Boi Winter BA “I’m thinking really, really hard. I’m definitely not just, um, not, not just, a fucking puddle of precum, and very almost actual real cum.” “I’m a good boy. Good boys hold it in. Good boys hold it in.” Lexi knew that if they dangled a subby, flustered nerdy boy in front of my face I would be helpless and goddammit I am. I blacked out and wrote like 2k words of smut continuing the sextember audio just to make him cry. THIS? It was so funny and cute and just so.... sfsofspojfswe hot omg Lasko is just so whiny and whimpery that I become so fucking feral...

Honorable mentions!

Sextember Lasko BA - "I’m not gonna have a brain by the end of this! I’m just gonna be some drooling, crying, humping mess pulling you around like I’m in heat or something. No that’s not hot, that’s cruel! What do you mean that’s what makes it hot?!" Lasko Hot Boi Winter BA - "you're evil, you're so fucking evil, it's okay! It's okay!" Sam BA - "You wanna ride your cow- You little… Get over here. I oughta whoop your ass for that one, you menace."

I think I might do another one of these but JUST for meme quotes because I need to do my url so badly. It's maybe the funniest thing Milo has ever said.

[messenger-of-stupidity]

Thanksgiving

Happy late Thanksgiving to those who celebrated. If you didn’t, I hope you have a good weekend and enjoy the sales that are going around. 

Also the Sweetheart thing was something my mom genuinely said to me yesterday. Yes I was concerned. But we watched it anyways.

Also if you want to learn about the darker side of Thanksgiving and don’t know it, read about the King Philip’s War. It’s kinda twisted that it wasn’t ever talked about in my history classes in elementary - high school. 

CW: Fluff, Crack, Slight Angst but not really, David just wants to cook, Angel wants to help but not really help and complain later, Asher isn’t allowed in the kitchen, Baabe is a mastermind, Sam is Southern, Darlin doesn’t understand the purpose of Thanksgiving, Milo is just a lil boyo your honor, Sweetheart enjoys menacing comments, GN Listeners, not beta read or anything so pls ignore any and all typos ty and have a nice day

Redacted Masterlist

David shut off his alarm and rubbed his eyes, straightening out his spine to stretch it from the previous night’s rest. Angel still slept beside him, tangled up in the blanket with soft snores coming from their open mouth. He watched them for a bit with a fond smile for his mess of a mate. But he had a long list of things to go through before noon today, so he got up and looked around for a shirt to put on. He would probably wake Angel up in half an hour or so if they didn’t wake up on their own. But they didn’t need to be awake this early on their day off from work. He pulled on a random t-shirt before grabbing his phone and leaving the room after a kiss to Angel’s forehead. He went through his morning routine before going into the kitchen, water droplets still clinging to his hair.

He opened the fridge to stare at the large dead bird he had brining in there. Brining heightened the chances of growing bacteria, but Angel had insisted that it wouldn’t poison them because they had a superior digestive system, whatever the hell that meant. He grabbed the container to bring it out and place it into the sink. It was time to get to work, but he felt that rare urge of procrastination. So he grabbed his phone to see what his pack members were up to.

Sweetheart: Milo is overreacting.

Milo: I am NOT overreacting sweetheart. u just have to accept what you said is very concerning

Tank: whats going on

Sweetheart: I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED

Tank: sam help i regret asking 

Baabe: Oooh this should be good right puppy?

Asher: beef between my bf and his mate? duh

Sweetheart: Milo wont let me watch my favorite thanksgiving movie trilogy

Sam: I’m sure there’s more to it than that, if you don’t mind me saying. Also happy thanksgiving everyone.

Baabe: Awww! ty sam

Asher: yeah u 2 bud. are u doing anything fun for thamkgibbing

Milo: Sweetheart is cooking the turkey right now so they wont be able to explain how they need therapy

Tank: i need therapy after seeing the beta call thanksgiving that

Sam: I have a plan, but I need to check to see if someone is okay with it.

Tank: good luck with that

Sam: Darlin I was talking about you.

Tank: oh

Sweetheart: MILO WONT LET ME WATCH THE HUNGER GAMES SERIES

Asher: oh word?

Milo: Because thanksgiving movies are supposed to be comforting. You wanna share what you said to that with everyone sweetheart?

Sweetheart: The hunger games is comforting to me!!

Asher: ...

Baabe: ...

Sam: Oh dear...

Tank: Huh.

David turned off his phone with a snort before washing his hands and setting to work. It didn’t honestly surprise him that Sweetheart found the Hunger Games comforting. From what he had heard from Milo, the Stealth found all matter of typically disturbing media entertaining. And Tank was as oblivious as always. David expected that Sam would want to invite Tank to the Thanksgiving meal.

He heard the speaker in the kitchen sound to life and he glanced at it. He had bluetooth off on his phone, so either their neighbor connected or Angel was awake. It took a few moments before Doja Cat began blasting through the kitchen and David sighed. He loved his mate, but sometimes he wasn’t sure about their mental stability.

But he still let it play, trying to figure out which song it was. He didn’t really have a clue until a very iconic chorus showed up. And despite his best efforts, he couldn’t stop the smile that spread over his lips. 

“Can you kiss me more? We’re so young, boy. We ain’t got nothin’ to lose, oh-oh~” Angel popped into the room singing along with it before going over to David to put their arms around his neck, lips puckering. David simply smiled down at them, waiting patiently. It took a few moments before Angel’s expression soured into a pout.

“Come on, Davey. I used my words already. Gimme.” They were adorable, if a bit odd. But wasn’t that one of the reasons why he loved them? 

“Playing a song doesn’t actually count as asking for a kiss, you little snot.” He replied, but relented anyways. Angel giggled into the kiss, which made it kind of awkward but he didn’t mind. It just meant they were happy, and his mate being happy sent a burst of warmth through him. “Now get off of me. We have to cook for the damn holiday.”

Sweetheart popped the spoon into their mouth, ignoring Aggro as he twined between their legs in hopes of making them drop something. Milo was standing on the other side of the apartment kitchen, his head shoved into the pantry as he searched for something. Sweetheart wasn’t entirely sure what, but they were content to let him continue. Especially since he had dissed their tastes in comforting movies. If they found watching the fall of a fascist government that killed at least 23 of their citizens every year, let them. And if it gave them hope that maybe DUMP wouldn’t overwork them one day, then so be it. Not that they would ever mention it to Milo.

“Sweetheart, are you sure you bought the marshmallows?” Milo asked, popping back up to look at his mate, who still held a spoon between their lips. They raised an eyebrow, silently asking for elaboration. They weren’t much of a talker, which was fine since Milo seemed to enjoy rambling to them. Unless it had to do with horror or their job. Then Sweetheart would talk endlessly. Or Milo tiddies. That was another one of their favorite topics. “For the sweet potato pie. It needs marshmallows or everything is all fucked up.” He explained.

Sweetheart gave the spoon one last lick before setting it down and stepping over Aggro to go search the pantry. Their taste buds lay with more savory foods, but they kept marshmallows for the colder days and hot chocolate. Or smores. Milo picked up the cat, Aggro rubbing his cheek along the line of the shifter’s jaw as Sweetheart searched.

“Tip toe, through the window. By the window, that’s where I’ll be. Come tip toe through the tulips with me.” They sang under their breath, their smile hidden from their mate. They could hear Milo’s nervous squawk and the soft meow of protest from Aggro.

“Sweetheart! You gotta stop singing cursed songs like that. Don’t ya know what happened to Tiny Tim after he sang that?” He said nervously. Sweetheart grabbed the bag of marshmallows from the lower shelf and stood up, turning to face him with a grin.

“Yeah. He died, painlessly I might add. If you ignore the whole illness thing and falling off a table.” They answered with a shrug before tossing the bag of marshmallows towards Milo. He put down Aggro quickly and just barely managed to catch them, if fumbling the catch a bit. Sweetheart giggled and went back towards the stove to continue stirring the gravy that sat inside, albeit with a new spoon this time. 

Milo moved towards the counter next to them to start decorating the sweet potato pie, a content smile replacing the nervous horrified expression of earlier. Sweetheart didn’t know which one they liked better. It probably depended on the situation if they had to hazard a guess.

“Are you sure that David knows what you and Ash plotted?” They asked calmly. Milo shrugged and Sweetheart took that as a ‘no’. This would certainly be interesting then. 

Darlin didn’t understand Thanksgiving. They knew why it was celebrated, according to the history books from school. Of course it wasn’t very often that the history books talked about the territory grab from the Wampanoag tribe, the illness that the colonists spread to them. And don’t forget about the King Philip’s War that killed 30% of colonists and half of the Native Americans in the dubbed New England. How did that end again? Darlin couldn’t remember the exact details, but they knew that the new leader was dismembered and the colonists had his head impale on a spike for display of the next 25 years. Yeah, their parents had been really happy when they decided to share that tidbit of information at a pack meal the day after Thanksgiving. 

But here they were, headed towards their mate’s house to celebrate the holiday with him. Sam had told them not to worry about bringing anything because he was from the South and had probably made more food than he knew what to do with. Darlin suspected this was another way to make sure they ate enough everyday. But they weren’t going to turn down the offer.

Darlin knocked on the door before remembering that Sam had given them a key. They knew Sam had specially tinted windows so he could have the curtains open during the day and not have to deal with the sunlight, but they still made sure to keep the door open for as short of time as possible. They kicked off their boots, hands going into their pockets before going towards the kitchen. The smells surrounding them was almost enough to have them drooling though. 

Sam stood in the kitchen, an apron tied around him and sleeves of his flannel rolled up as he put something inside of the oven and closed it. Darlin moved towards the island, taking a deep breath of the still steaming buttered rolls that sat there.

“Hey Darlin. I’m really glad you came.” Sam said softly as he walked over, rubbing his palms on the apron. Darlin reached towards the rolls, only to have the back of their palm lightly smack by Sam. They retreated their hand with an impish grin.

“You promised me food, cowboy. How could I turn that down?” Their response earned a chuckle from the Southern vampire as he pressed a quick kiss to Darlin’s cheek before returning to whatever he was making on the counter by the fridge. Darlin walked over, sniffing experimentally. It smelled strongly of cheese and pasta, so that gave them all the information they needed.

“That I did. But it doesn’t mean I’m about to let you spoil your appetite. We’re just waiting for the turkey to finish up, and that annoying green bean casserole. Honestly, I’m not that big of a fan of it, but my mother engraved the tradition of making it every year into me. So hopefully you’ll eat it.” Darlin moved towards the fridge as Sam spoke, pulling open the door. Three different types of pies. Why weren’t they surprised?

“You know I’m not that picky when it comes to food, Sam.” They responded as they closed the fridge to find an open counter space to sit on. Some kind of muffled music was playing from another room. No lyrics. It sounded kind of like lofi but... Southern-ized. Darlin didn’t know how else to describe it. Sam snorted as he nodded.

“Oh, I’m aware Darlin. The fact your fridge has more condiments than food points to you being more picky with what you put on your food than what food is there to begin with.” The shifter rolled their eyes as Sam laughed. They were pretty sure Sam was never going to let that go. They changed topics instead.

“Why are you making so much food if you don’t really eat food a lot to begin with?” They asked softly, unsure if it was the wrong thing to say. Sam shrugged, putting Darlin’s worries at ease. They didn’t know how he could do that, just a simple movement to calm them down so easily. 

“Well if there’s leftovers, then you might as well take them home with you. I’ll have no use for them, and it’s better to use food up instead of let it rot.” He answered. Darlin wasn’t surprised. It had been a ploy to give them food. They should have known. “I should have asked earlier, but is your pack doing anything for Thanksgiving?” He asked. Darlin stifled a yawn, they had stayed up too late, and shook their head. 

“Not really. Marie and David don’t see eye to eye on some of the cooking details and some of the others are visiting family in Ferris. I’m pretty sure Asher and his mate are going to crash David’s meal time. Maybe Milo and Stealth too. I’m not sure, I didn’t really ask.” Darlin left out that the last time the pack had gotten a pack-wide Thanksgiving was when Gabe was still alive. It wasn’t something they liked to talk about. 

“Marie?” Sam asked curiously. Darlin clicked their tongue.

“Milo’s mom. You met her a couple times. She’s got that east coast accent too, gives off soccer mom vibes.” Darlin explained and Sam nodded, recognition sparking in his expression. He took off the apron a few moments later before moving toward his knife block and pulling one out. 

“Do me the honors of carving up the turkey? It’ll be done in a few minutes.” Sam asked. Darlin nodded and got off the counter to take the knife. They paused a moment before looking at Sam quietly. He stayed quiet too, letting Darlin gather up their thoughts.

“Thanks for inviting me, Sam. It... means a lot.” They finally said. Sam smiled and kissed their forehead. 

“Of course. The near whole damn point of today is spending time with family, blood related or chosen, and being thankful you’re able to.”

“Baabe! Come on! I said I was sorry!” Asher complained from where he sat on the floor. He was carefully on the other side of the plastic knives that lay out the end of the living room and beginning of the kitchen. Baabe stared at him from the other side, arms crossed over their chest. 

“Sorry doesn’t fix the fact that you ate the fucking turkey, Ash!’ They replied. They had gotten the last turkey in the whole damn store and left it running under water to thaw before going out to run a few more errands. And in that time, Asher had decided to conduct the experiment to see if raw turkey eaten in his wolf form would taste better that roasted turkey eaten in his human form. So now it was the day of Thanksgiving and they were without a turkey. Sure, they could make ham or something, but they didn’t have that either. The two of them had gone through a busy week so neither had time to actually prepare for it.

“Okay okay, I get it. But what do we do now?” Asher whined, twirling a stand of his hair around his finger as he pouted. He had been banished from the kitchen after his stunt. And for good reason. Baabe paced along the length of the kitchen floor, thinking. They certainly couldn’t have Thanksgiving here. And they weren’t going to their parents house. Holidays with parents was a stress they weren’t going to take on right now. 

“Is David doing a pack Thanksgiving or anything?” They asked, turning to face their mate. A shadow quickly passed over Asher’s eyes for a moment before he shook his head. 

“Nah. It’s just him and his mate. Why?” Asher asked. Baabe sighed, tossing that plan out the window.

“If he was, we coulda just gone. But since he’s not, it’s not like we can just crash.” Baabe explained. Both of them stayed where they were, thinking. Slowly, a smirk spread across Asher’s face and he stood up, still not crossing over the plastic knife barrier.

“Unless we get an invitation.” He said slowly. Baabe looked at him, confused, and he continued. “We could ask his mate if we could come over and get an invitation from them. And because his mate invited us, Davey can’t turn us away.” Baabe paused before grinning and moving towards the knife barrier, kicking a few out of the way. Asher made a happy sound as he wrapped his arms around his mate’s waist to press a kiss to each cheek. 

“Okay, but if we show up alone, David’s going to know something’s up. What if we invite Tank and Sam, and Milo and Stealth?” They asked. Asher shook his head.

“Tank’s having Thanksgiving with Sam. Plus it’ll be hard for Sam to get out of his house. But I can text Milo and ask him.”

✧༺𓃥༻∞

Asher rang the doorbell, a tub of whipped cream in hand. Baabe stood beside him as Milo and his mate stood behind them. The door opened to reveal David’s annoyed face. 

“You all are scheming bastards.” He said before pulling the door wider open and stepping inside. Milo carried a sweet potato pie, decorated with marshmallows while his mate carried a container of gravy. They entered and Baabe stifled a laugh at all the fake turkey feathers that were thrown everywhere. Angel skipped over, a grin placed on their face.

“Happy Thanksgiving!”

[softdeb]

GOOD GOD!!!!! YOUR HONOR I AM!!!! IN LOVE!!!!!! FUUUUUUCK I WANNA [REDACTED] AKLSJDGH HANNAH IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED 

[fujianvenator]

what are your scp recs? =o i've read some but not all that many overall

SORRY LATE REPLY COZ i had 2 get 2my pc HELP BUT !! Youhave unlocked the floodgates.

087 - the stairwell

an oldie but a goodie! absolute fucking classic, as evidenced by the whopping 3000 updoots. its really like. one of the Hallmarks of the strengths of early scp, aka a simple concept executed VERY EFFECTIVELY. its a staircase! its infinite! you can hear the sound of a crying child in it that always seems to be out of reach! its dark as shit! there is a disembodied floating humanoid face in it. the fourth expedition is fucking Gone despite being the one that ceased all entrance to the stairwell! i love the shit out of this stupid fucking staircase theres a reason it spawned so many games in Ye Olden Babys First Unity Project Days

3333 - tower

*thafnine voice* were time skipping now oh my! i feel this is like, an Inverse 087. instead of going down an infinite staircase u go up an infinite tower! fun! and remember that redacted expedition IV from 087? its not redacted here :) warning for body horror for this one

4975 - times up

despite being from series V this one has a very very old school vibe to it. simple concept executed effectively as opposed to the fucking novel length skips that litter the later series. fair warning for this one if u have issues with unreality MUTE THE TAB. TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME. no jumpscares but its still a pretty mean trick 😭

lilys 001 proposal - the worlds gone beautiful

short, poignant, beautiful. ykno all those tumblr poetry posts talking abt how no matter how temporary our time is on this earth its still special? it means something? Yea . reading this as a 15 yr old made me understand that somehow

4182 - there is no site 5

whew. unlike a lot of earlier scps the blacked out data in this one Isnt overused in an annoying way. its a Puzzle. what happened to site 5? why are there so many revisions to the article? what is the foundation hiding under all those redactions? hehe.

5140 - EVEREST

another short n effective one ! im not phased by much unless it literally triggers my menthol ewwness but this ones . super fucking creepy to me honestly idk why LOL. hinges on making U ! da reader. quetion whether whats happening in those logs is real or if the explorers are just Losing Their Fucking Minds from oxygen deprivation. i do wonder !

2718 - what happens after

I. HATE. THIS . SCP. that means i love it LOL. i rank horror Goodness by how badly it makes me want to crawl out of my skin like a molting insect! forreal do not read this if u have unreality issues its so bad 😭😭😭😭😭 but i love it! its such a good concept. i hate it. its awful. its stuck in my mind forever. its so effective. If i liked this scp i dont because i did. No i didnt

5999 - this is where i died

YAAAY THIS ONES THE URL OF MY SCP SIDEBLOG!! i like it less now than i did when it first dropped (i was so up to date on this shit LOL i was there when nobody knew what it was abt and the forums was people trying to decode it) and the ending. is fuckin doodoo caca bullshit LOL its such a copout. dont even bother with the last chapter its literally nothing and it only serves to connect it to another scp when the preceeding stuff was already flavorful n interesting on its own 😭😭 warning for gore and body horror

4400 - this is not a place of honor

better enjoyed with the context of longterm nuclear waste warning messages! i actually have a unique experience with this post detailed Here due to my Shitfuck No Good Eyesight where i misread the title as "this is not a place of horror” which fundamentally changed my mindset going into it! i dont wanna spoil much but the last line of the last addendum is so fucking metal it rules LOL

[forthedancingandthethriving]

Omg another collection of incorrect quotes

Saiko: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Lily.

Tari: You just said it again.

Saiko: ...

Saiko: I am not a role model.

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Cody: You want some leftovers?

Mario: What are those?

Cody: You've never had leftovers before?

Mario: No, ‘cause I’m not a quitter.

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Abyssal: Can I get some bandages?

Viality: *throws a shrieking Buffer into some shelves*

Abyssal: Can I p l e a s e get some bandages?

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*Breaking The Cage*

SMG3: Your Honor, I hereby submit the following to the court:

SMG3: Mr and Mrs Estrella, what the actual FUCK?

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Lily: I want to grow up and be like SMG3!

SMG3: That is called Acquiring Depression, hun.

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SMG4: You know, when Peach comes over, Saiko can get a little…

Meggy: Psycho?

Mario: Scary?

Tari: Drunk?

SMG4: All three.

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Lil Coding: *sighs*

Lily: You bored?

Lil Coding: Yeah.

Lily: Wanna start drama for no reason?

Lil Coding: I thought you’d never ask.

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Teacher: Your son got in a fight.

SMG4: Oh no, that’s terrible!

SMG3: Did he win?

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Umbra, admiring a sleeping Ping: You’re so cute.

Ping, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

Umbra, lovingly: I know.

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Abyssal: Time sensitive question how flirt.

Ping: Throw rocks at he.

Buffer: Hot Dogs.

Antivirus: KILL HIM.

Abyssal: Thanks, guys.

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Meggy: Did you win? Or just not die?

Meggy: Either way, hooray.

Mario: ...Is "no" a valid answer?

Meggy: The hooray is redacted and you worry me.

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Vitality: *sees Lag and CPU together*

Vitality: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.

Buffer: You mean... you ship them?

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SMG4, in a room with Lil Coding, SMG3, and Mario: It’s calm in here.

SMG4: It scares me…

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Luigi: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Mario way.

Boopkins: Isn't that the wrong way?

Luigi: Yes, but it's faster.

[softredrobin]

ren's redacted hands, redux: sam

Hey y'all! So I'm sure everyone remembers my very first foray into the redacted hands series (the entirety of which can be found here). I realized that after the first two sets, every set had a unique sort of texture to it, and I wanted to give Sam and David the same treatment.

without further ado, a redux by ren:

(you can find the original here!)

See the original for flower meanings, and below the cut for more extended ramblings.

For Sam's pattern, I wanted something with detail, but something delicate to really demonstrate the gentleness that is such a facet of Sam and Darlin's relationship: both of them have been hurt, and they're so unused to gentle touch. Lace is beautiful, takes time and effort to make, and is easy to tear.

Sam and Darlin's relationship means so much to me for reasons that are really too personal to get into in a public tumblr post. I often find myself going back and rewatching Sam's entire playlist on a semi-regular basis. There's so much to their story, to both of these characters, and obviously, the fandom agrees: Darlin and Sam are the third and fourth most popular character tags in the Redacted ASMR fandom tag on Ao3, and Sam/Darlin is the top relationship tag. Erik really said "take this" and then this fandom said "I Am Going To Be So Normal About This".

I did this art without knowing it would become a series, and so both are from Sam's BA. Because of that, there wasn't specific thought put into choosing quotes, rather this art was made for these quotes specifically. Maybe someday everyone will get a round two (properly) and I'll do different ones. For now, I'll treat you to some of my other favorite quotes from our Southern vamp. This list is already going to be... abysmally long I'm really calling myself out here so I'm only including lines said to Darlin directly which might have been turned into pieces.

Vampire Tends to Your Injuries:

"Hey— it's gonna be okay. I got this. I got you. […] It's okay. You're gonna be okay." (4:35)

Your Bond With a Vampire:

"You sound like you're hurting. And not the physical way this time."

"Whatever it is, I'll do what I can. Even if that's just to listen." (0:44)

"I don't wanna see any harm coming to you. Not if there's anything I can do about it." (31:48)

Getting Closer to Your Vampire Mate:

"You're good people, Darlin. I don't want anything to happen to you." (3:41)

"All we can do is make the best of the hand we've got now. We can't go back. All we can do is try to make what's ahead a little less shitty. And show ourselves a little compassion along the way."(18:18)

"Hey. Are you all right? No, I'm not talking about 'will be'. I'm talking right now. Are you all right?" (18:47)

"I got you. Of course I'll stay. You don't have to keep the armor up tonight. The fighting's done. You can just rest. I got you, Darlin." (19:37)

Cuddles and Confessions with Your Vampire Mate

"I'd say we both could use the break. One day to catch our breaths before all those outside problems have to be real again. I can pretend for a day, if you can." (6:15)

"You've got a gentle touch. […] Maybe a bit surprised, yeah. But I also know that the way we throw ourselves at the world doesn't have to reflect the way we tackle everything in life. People aren't simple. We all exist in shades. And gentle touch is a shade of you I'm glad to know. I imagine it's a part of you not everyone gets to see. And in that case, I consider it an honor." (8:33)

"It comes easy with you. A lot of things come easier when it comes to you. And that's a good feeling." (10:15)

"This is your pantry? You know there's supposed to be food in here, right? Do I dare even open that fridge… How are there so many condiments and no actual food?!" (12:16)

"It's been a long time since I cared for another person the way I've come to care for you. And it can be just that. Care. I’m not sitting here hoping or expecting it to be anything more. But I want you to know that. That I care for you very much. My life feels better with you in it. And I’m grateful for that." (16:18)

"We don’t have to know what this is gonna be just yet. That’s okay. For now, I’m just… glad to be near you. We can figure out the rest in time." (18:42)

Warming Up with Your Vampire Mate:

"Knowing they care about you doesn’t just magically make it all work overnight. And it doesn’t make you ungrateful or unworthy of that care for struggling with it sometimes. But the care they feel for you is honest. And it matters. Give it time, Darlin’." (11:26)

All Along:

"Darlin? It is so fucking good to see you. Hold you." (sorry about this one...) (21:55)

Going All The Way With Your Vampire Mate:

"You feel like home, Darlin. And that means more than you know to someone like me. I wasn’t sure I’d ever find home again. But I feel it with you." (22:39)

"I keep these walls high so those feelings can’t get the better of me, but you climbed over them. And you’re in here. I love you, Darlin. Deeply." (24:36)

BA (past YouTube preview, but nothing explicit):

"Are you alright? You're tensing up, I can feel it. Is this okay? I can slow down... Oh Darlin, no. Hold up. Look at me, look at me. Your body is beautiful, just as it is. Hey, hear me when I say that. Because I mean it."

"The way I feel with you, it's like nothing I've ever felt. And that is such a gift. There's no pretense with you, no fear. No walls. I can show you all of me, even the parts that aren't so pretty, and it still feels right. And easy. I feel known, when I'm with you. In a different world that might be scary, but with you, it's not. Because it's you."

"You meet me in the middle. You open yourself up not just to me but to your own feelings and you let me see them and that's an amazing fucking thing."

"Everything with you just feels... safe. And honest. And it's been a long time since it felt like that. I meant it when I said you feel like home. You feel like... sunlight, on an easy day. That warmth and that comfort. Gentle and all around. It's you. And I'm so grateful for that. I love you, Darlin."

Alright, if you got this far, thanks for sticking around... or for scrolling through all that mess. They're broken down by video because I literally ran into the character limit for a single block while making the list. I've been writing this post for literally nearly two hours, so I'm wrapping it up here.

[greyvvardenfell]

I know the others will eventually bring more questions, but I'm still curious so I come to ask a few more. I wanna know 1, 13, 47 and 51 too !

1. what drives them? what’s their ultimate goal?

there are three main drivers of his actions: honoring the raven queen, helping people who need it, and [redacted]. his ultimate goal is currently classified :3c

13. what are some motifs you associate with them? did you intentionally bring in those motifs, or did it happen over time?

some were intentional: how do you balance wanting to accomplish things for your mental health when your physical health is preventing action? what if a curse could be a blessing, and to what lengths would a cursebearer go to prove that?

others didn't show up until well into the game: at what point to strongly-held beliefs become more prison than shelter? what then? who are you beneath that armor? what's left after fulfilling your purpose?

47. what could they talk about for hours on end?

uhhhhhhh.... probably nothing tbh. they'd be most likely to talk about surviving in the wilderness, but that can only be taught via talking to a certain point, and it would not take them hours to get there. there is one other topic they could spend hours on, but it's far closer to self-flagellation than discussion.

51. what element of their backstory are you proudest of?

Liv beat you to it

[multi-lefaiye]

hi hello hi i hope u are having a good timezone and not bad braintimes i bring u a picture of my dog!!!

ID: a picture of a white dog sniffing the camera. End ID.

i have been rotating fragile things in my head all day and i want to cry over these little blorbos and the wip and the themes and just all of it just!!! goddamn!!!! the way u get me to feel so many emotions over this wip!!!!!! it really really matters to me because [redacted reasons] and just aurhgurheighur yeah i needed to tell u i am Feeming things over ur wips

OH MY GOSH... I LOVE THIS AMINAL..... thank you,,,,, m,,,, may i ask this doggy's name,,, i wish to tell this dog. i love.

also my brain time is better now thank you!!! after lying down and hanging out with my partner and causing chaos on discord together i am feeling better :>

also thank you!!!! i am honored that fragile things is rotating in your mind so much but i'm so sorry for the Agony of it all. if it helps, i am frequently so so emotional thinking about them!!!!! it's a little funny b/c fragile things started as just like. a personal thing to write down info for backstory, and then i got really into it and now i'm like. oh i need to write about these sad gay people. i need to go into a narrative about love and life and the tragedy of a doomed toxic relationship.

thank u, i'm honored that you like my wips!!!! especially fragile things!!! <33 anyway i wanted to offer some more fragile things content so i have for you. some jokes i've made about arthur and noah. i think i might've posted some of these before but that's okay <3

Noah, who hasn't come out as trans yet: Haha yeah I've never had a boyfriend before, y'know? It's just... well, a lot of guys don't like dating girls that are taller than them.

Arthur, trying so so desperately hard to pretend he's attracted to women and hoping to cheer up his friend whom he believes is a cis woman at this point: Haha whaaat?? Omg no tall girls are so awesome haha I'd marry you in an instant ✨

(the amount of jokes i make about arthur and noah being so so oblivious is a bit ridiculous, but like. it's funny to me)

and uhh technically this is a post-fragile things meme about the beginning of bleeding over eden, but dw about it <3

[Image Description: An edit of two screencaps from a Hannibal Buress stand-up bit, in which the captions have been edited to change the dialogue. The first panel reads: “But I was so caught up in the euphoria of seeing my husband again,” and the second panel reads, “that for like a minute I lived in a world where he isn’t severely traumatized.” End ID.]

and then this one

Arthur: Yeah I think all the time about kissing my male best friend Noah and I touched his hair once on accident and it was so soft and now I think about touching it all the time and I really wanna hold him almost all the time. But that doesn't mean anything actually, I'm completely heterosexual.

aaand this last one is just a text post that's like. oh! them vibes!

[Image Description: A text post by tumblr user @/elytrians, which reads: "i don't really 'ship' these characters i just think they belong in couples therapy together." End ID.]

oh and also there's this tiktok. i don't have a link to it on me rn but it's a really cute one about a person who didn't like country music before getting together with their husband and now they love dancing to it with him. that's big arthur/noah vibes.

[readyandnot]

I posted 88 times in 2022

That's 88 more posts than 2021!

70 posts created (80%)

18 posts reblogged (20%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@morgansplace

@friendlyfaded

@24-years-old-disaster

@kathsuhki

@themonotonysyndrome

I tagged 81 of my posts in 2022

Only 8% of my posts had no tags

#redacted asmr - 80 posts

#redacted gavin - 7 posts

#redacted audio - 6 posts

#redacted huxley - 5 posts

#readyrambles - 5 posts

#redacted damien - 5 posts

#redacted david - 5 posts

#redacted milo - 4 posts

#redacted lasko - 4 posts

#redacted asher - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 25 characters

#and i have too much power

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

samuel collins is perfection.

and a cowboy.

AND SEXY CAUSE OMG-

first off- the domestic relationship that has formed between these two is amazing. when you first see these two characters together they are seen as people who are not “fit” for that. because of both of their pasts but god they proved each other wrong and i’m so glad they did

darlin and sam’s relationship has really evolved beautifully, you see the walls coming down between the two and showing their true selves to each other, especially when they aren’t used to it. they make each other better and it’s beautiful to see

how they can go from teasing/giving each other shit to flirting and then being so sweet and sentimental. omg.

sam sounds a lot better, i love hearing about his day to day life and about skyside so that was nice :))

THE MENTIONS OF VINCENT AND LOVELY OMG

they are truly a found family. i always hc that lovely and darlin would become close before inversion and especially after. i LOVE the brotherly relationship between vincent and sam, they balance each other out and OMG THE PARALLELS WOW. “you make me ache” “it’s a gift” bruh. sam and lovely too <33 so sweet i’d love to see more interaction with these two!

sam giving thanks and praise to darlin :,)) omg they’re soulmates your honor. all the i love yous and whispers and sweet talk is so adorable.

there’s no more hbs :(( it’s over… i’m scared for july, lore wise, and i think a lot of people are as well. there’s a lot of possibilities so i guess we’ll have to see. i really wanna see an update on elliot and sunshine, they need to be safe.

NOW SPICY TIME-

literally omg SAM THE FUCKING MOANS

HIS MOANS WERE SO LOUD LIKE WHAT

the whispers literally killed me- i’m in my grave as we speak.

all the sayings he did like “fuck darlin” “oh my god almighty”

please- stop but also dont

THE BODY PRAISE OMG

the dirty talk was *chef’s kiss* hes so good at that omg

the stuff he SAYS like “every touch and curve” fuck.

he’s literally so hot, not fair.

WHILE I AM DISAPPOINTED WITH NO FEEDING HE MADE UP FOR IT FULL TIME

HIS COMPLIMENTS HIS MOANS HIS DIRTY TALK BRUH

his accent makes everything better istg, HIS GRUMBLES TOO WTF

he didn’t growl but he whispered and that ended me.

ugh in conclusion- samuel collins is hot and everyone would like to be fucked by him. that’s not up for discussion or debate.

63 notes - Posted June 29, 2022

#4

this made my night.

ELEMENTALS EARLY ACCESS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

here’s my readyrambles :))

(spoilers under the cut)

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I FORGOT ABOUT EA TONIGHT BUT OMG IT WAS A NEEDED SURPRISE

i’ve had two shitty days so this was definitely needed. thank you redacted. NOW- THOUGHT TIME

FIRST OF ALL- NEW ADDITION WITH THE LIGHTS AND WHOSE SPEAKING??? FUCKING BRILLIANT. IT’LL DEF HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE FIRST LISTENING TO THIS SERIES. LOVE IT.

NEXT- THUMBNAIL/TITLE/DESCRIPTION ALL AMAZING. HOIST THE COLORS WOOOO

okay okay- so, DAMS???? AS A NICKNAME??? SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE IT- HUXLEY YOURE ADORABLE AND THANK YOU FOR THAT PET NAME

oh god he’s nervous- i would be too, it’s totally understandable.

“damien.” “i’m freaking out.” “can i hold your hand?” “yeah.” “talk me through it.” THAT JUST SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. THAT DIALOGUE ALONE.

“they are our friends, i know that. i know that they would just, just want us to be happy. i know they won’t care, i know they won’t judge us i know that. i know, i know all of those things.” DAMN RIGHT

“i don’t know why this is so scary for me, but it is.” that hits different.

DAMIEN HE KNOWS YOUR NOT ASHAMED OF THE RELATIONSHIP. YOURE NOT BROKEN DAMI.

“and anyone who has a problem with it can go fuck themselves for all i care” POP OFF

“i don’t know why it’s making me so nervous to do this.” damien you and i are the exact fucking same. BUT ITS UNDERSTANDABLE TO BE NERVOUS.

“you don’t owe anybody anything. and you don’t need some easy answers for why it makes you nervous to make that nervous feeling be valid, it is. even without an explanation. it’s okay to be scared, even though you don’t know why.” fucking hell i won’t cry i won’t cry i won’t cry-

“i want a reason. i want an explanation that i can give you because i, i don’t want you to think that i’m ashamed of us because i’m not-“ “i know damien. i know that, you don’t need a reason i know.” THERE IT IS- THERE IT FUCKING IS.

“it’s scary to open yourself up, even when you know it’s people you can trust.” TRUTH RIGHT THERE. HUXLEY ILY

IT IS ON YOUR TERMS HUXLEY YES.

“i’m here, no matter what damien. always, i’m right here.” fuck now i’m tearing up-

“i love you.” “i love you too.” AHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMMIT I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH

DAMIENS SIGH OF RELIEF AFTER OMFG

“i’m gonna be scared if we wait an hour or a year, it’s just how i am” ME FUCKING TOO.

“i want to do this today. now. i already know the only thing that really matters, how we feel. and everything else is just background noise. so let’s do this.” YES DAMIENNNNN ILY

“you’re sure?” “kiss me?” GOD DAMMIT THIS IS TOO DAMN GOOD-

CUTE KISSES ENSUE- “i’m sure.” YES YES YES.

“i’ve got you.” “i know.” AND THEIR LAUGHS AFTER MY FUCKING GOD- this has already broken me in the best way possible.

THEIR BANTER ABOUT THE DRIVING LMAO I LOVE THEM-THEY FIT EACH OTHER SO WELL AND SO PERFECTLY. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER.

See the full post

63 notes - Posted August 13, 2022

#3

holy fuck. here we go.

SAM/DARLIN THOUGHTS:

(spoilers under the cut)

first of all- COLOR CHANGE LOVE IT

second of all- THE TITLE MY FUCKING GOD

“vampire MATE” “MAKES YOU A PROMISE” 🥺

okay lowkey disappointed we didn’t have a call with david but no big deal lmao he’s mentioned anyway

“i already know what you’re thinking darlin” NO YOU DONT…

“like hell i don’t” okay fine maybe you do-

well fuck me sam knows darlin too well, love him for that <3

“hey. look at me, please.” GOD DAMMIT ALREADY???

SAAAAAM YOURE SO SOFT FOR NO REASON

I JUST LISTENED TO HIS BA THIS WEEK AND I KNEW HE WAS SOFT BUT FUCK ITS STILL EFFECTIVE

his breath of relief when darlin looks up at him. THATS GOTTA BE ANOTHER LEVEL OF TRUST. ESPECIALLY WITH THE FACT THAT MOST PEOPLE PROB STRUGGLE WITH FOR FEAR OF TRANCING-

and darlin looks up with no hesitation. i love these two omfg

“i know. and i’m not judging you for it. i get it, i feel it too.” and there’s my first hand up to the face.

“my first thought was to run up there and end this fucker too.” HE UNDERSTANDS. OF COURSE HE DOES HES SAM FOR GODS SAKES

“darlin you know that’s not what i’m saying.” HES SO STEADY AND CALM LIKE FUCK IF HE ISNT PERFECT FOR DARLIN-

“give me a second, please” the trust these two have for one another my fucking god

“they can bring him down now there’s enough heat for them to do something about it”

sam i get it and i want to believe that, but when had the department been quick about something besides the fl and vega situation? and he still isn’t caught after the breakout, neither is regulus. if i’m wrong then i’m wrong but it’s also not where i think the story might be heading so i’m having doubts that it’s just gonna end with quinn in custody. that’s too easy.

“when i had to stand in front of them and explain what he did to my progeny”- FRED AND BRIGHT OMFG

“it’s fucked up.”

what i love more about this is that sam truly understands the frustration first hand. he knows the suffering behind waiting and nothing being done. he can truly understand darlin and help them to the best of his abilities and not bullshit them. he literally tells them his thoughts about when he first heard and what he wants to do, but he knows what’s best and to stay calm.

“for once you don’t have to do it alone. so don’t do it alone” sam, you’re gonna fucking break me.

“i’m asking you to promise me something. promise me you will let the department try to handle all this” darlin better not break this promise istg-

DAVID AND ANSEL MENTION LETS GO

SWEETHEART MENTION LETS FUCKING GO SAM KNOWS THEYRE POWERFUL AF AND GREAT AT THEIR JOB

“hey, i’m not asking for this to be one sided though. if you promise me you’ll let them try without running off on your own, then i promise you, if he keeps at it, if he keeps hurting innocent people and they still haven’t gotten him, then you and i will hunt him down. together. and we’ll take that freak to task. no half measures. no holding back. we do whatever we have to, to bring him down. can you promise me that?”

“i promise” “okay, then that’s what we’ll do”

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68 notes - Posted August 6, 2022

#2

OMFG I GUESSED IT!!!!! I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN HOLY SHIT LETS GOOOOOOO

OMG ITS CANON TOO HOLY SHIT

i literally said it might be a new type of audio and it is holy shit i’m an actual seer

86 notes - Posted June 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

HEAR YE HEAR YE

I THINK DAVIDS PLAYLIST NAME HAS CHANGED-

LOOK! SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY-

it literally says updated today wtf

IT USED TO BE TSUNDERE WEREWOLF RIGHT???

238 notes - Posted July 11, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[queen-scribbles]

Hello, friend!!! I am your harbinger of gifting. I have some questions for you, if you please.

1) what’s your Tshirt size?

2) do you have any quotes from the games you particularly enjoy?

3) are there any things about the games you really dislike?

4) can you plz send your addy to Harbinger Supreme because it’s not captured in your survey and I wanna be able to send you your present uwu

Happy holidays and much love, [REDACTED]

Hello friend!

1. depends. Those unisex ones a medium fits and a large is comfortably roomy (basically need about 20-21" across for the bust measurement(or 42″ if it’s all the way round) is safe), womens/ladies sizes that are more fitted it's usually a 1X

2. Oh yes, many. Which have now all flown right out my head aside from "I won't let fear compromise who I am" I kid, though that is a favorite. ummm.            ~ Javik’s “You hope to end this war with your honor intact. Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer” has always given me chills, I love it(and it’s a v big deal of a line for my Emily especially bc that’s exactly what she’s trying to do. Lisa is just “No, I wanna kill the bastards. Whatever it takes.”)          ~ Grunt’s “I don’t need luck, I have ammo.”          ~Ashley and Kaidan’s “Huh, nobody died.”// “I could shoot someone, if it’d make you feel better.”//”Nah, I’m good.”          ~Kaidan’s whole romance, but especially the line about wanting to be your strength and soft place to land.         ~Most of the Renegade Shep dialogues, they’re just gold, and mad Lisa and Charlie extremely fun to play.      (I’m sure there’s a whole bunch I’m forgetting bc it’s been a while since I played, but I feel like this is good. xD)

3. The writing for the convo with the VS on Horizon. Just no. I want to rewrite that so stinking bad(especially for Lisa. The stuff she'd actually say would make it hurt worse, but at least it would be in character). And apologies to any of her fans, but Liara. I'm fine with other people liking her, of course, but I very much do not.

4. Of course, I'll do that asap

[mish-tique]

Hii miss missha! Rose 🥺🌹here

I'm practically living in your askbox at this point.

First off, thank you for the plotting advice!! when i finally get on vacation and get my life, thoughts, and wips organized, i promise to send you at least a drabble of either the C2max apocalypse thing or the lestappen mafia sequel/prequel thing

let's get down to business, SPOILERS for Day 8 kinktober/ miss missha's chic fest entry below the rose line ( i also wanna read everything in the chicfest already but i'm studying for an exam, but you're my fave so yeah, i'm here as rest, though i might dip once again the next few days, we'll see)

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

ooh tetralea's prince!charles au is so lovely too

there's a content warning for attempted murder?! ohh i love this movie, i haven't started reading yet, i'm still only on the author's notes but i love this already and it's 4k?! 🥺🥺

fasten your seat belts boys, this will be a long one

the first parag opening up to max sneaking into the palace 🥺🥺

"Later this week he will have to drive in the Grand Prix of Monaco, and he could do without a visit to court for breaking and entering into the Royal Monegasque Palace." <- ohh imagine the headlines, they'd be tumblr's fave couple and twitter bigots would be so appalled at the hotness they couldn't even. they're a power couple fr. dw tho maxy, i'll be your lawyer in court

"he hisses, but his tone is as far from angry as he can get. He can never hide his fondness for Charles from him." <- they're in love your honor, I say to the mic infront of the jury and the judge

"Or this reunion lit a dormant fire within his own body." and paired with "But it’s mostly because their intimacy is something they treasure when they can finally meet up again. To explore such an amazing feeling together, even if it’s in anonymously booked hotel rooms or in dark corners, is so precious that neither of them feels like staining it with something like technology and the possible bad misuse of it." <- oh the relationship dynamics of clandestine meetings and secret loves

"They’re stumbling, giggling and so stupidly in love as they make their way through the gardens until they reach an open field." <- when will it be my turn???

"he knows that Charles isn’t just the Prince of Monaco to him. He’s the Prince of his heart" <- same maxy same. whenever i hear king of my heart by tswift, i just think of charles, his folder in my phone is titled that

charles being the unafraid one and max being the one who worries - i - this is different from the usual ones where it's charles that's afraid of the love and i love this so much

“I know what we both want.” “Oh?” Max fakes surprise, “I didn’t know you wanted to win a championship too.” <- and i'm back to reality for a moment and mourn the could have been championship battle of this season

dominating prince charles... [redacted]

“I want you to get hard from my voice alone, and then I’ll consider letting you ride me.” <- i'm having thoughts, [redacted] [redacted]. actually malfunctioned after that line and had to pause reading for a moment

ohhhh title decider monaco?!?!? oh my god everything about the plot and charles as the prince, the plot just shifted and it's a whole new story

oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. i died and came back to life and was partying it hard on my chair and was fist pumping and then i was crying, i had a few minutes of celebration, their outing in the public, up in the podium, first place, and wdc, and hfsniufgbxyu

and the fic is still so long, i ain't even half way yet and i'm just, i know there'll be hurt later and i just want to stay in this happy bubble and not think about my upcoming exam

"Max knows that from here on it will only get harder but as long as they are together, they will manage to push through it all. He’s sure of it. He has never been one for blind faith, but this is not blind faith. This is their pure love backed up by incredible stubbornness and the strength to never give up." <- 🥺🥺 sobbing because what the fuck their love is just 🥺🥺

you didn't have to put the hurt i- this is what you meant earlier when you said you'd be playing with my emotions more, i - fuck you miss missha (not fuck you i take it back, you're still one of my fave authors in this fandom)

"“Don’t cry my prince,” he says, but he’s afraid only he can hear it, “Your tears are too pretty to be wasted on sadness, you should cry over happiness only.”" <- someone comfort me, i am not okay, i don't have a lover's arms to hold me

ohh there's a different format

fuck you to the shooter ( i mean i get the anti-monarchist sentiments, i even get if you're a hater in regards to the sport, but you homophobic fuck, you shot at em as they gaze lovingly into each other's eyes???)

i'm reading through tears

the convo during the coma - i - no words

this was supposed to be voice kink, kink, this was supposed to be kinky and not tear me to shreds

"because how could past him have abandoned someone that adores him so much?" <- this is not okay, i am not okay

charlie was the target 😭😭😭 oh what he must have felt as max was in the hospital 😭😭😭

"Did you really just say you want to marry me while you’re in the hospital bed and I can’t even jump you?” <- ahahhah the proposal though!! monaco, legalize gay marriage already!!

honestly, charles speaking is such a trigger for [redacted] thoughts, max too, but really charles speaking in french (if only i could understand french, tho i'm working on it)

you were a horse girl?!

cake! i love cake!

i just sat there in front of my laptop and just smiled and had a little dance. this is so cute and fluff and writing was so good, and aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA

i'm just so satisfied with this one and i love it and i love you and i'm giving you a big consensual hug because you did such a great job just thank you THANK YOU. roses for you!!

🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

-Rose 🥺🌹

oooh yes, please share when you do write it! can't wait to see what you will write!

good luck on your exam! please study hard and I'll pray that you get a good result!

i can't believe that i haven't read tetrelea's au yet tbh, i need to have more free time

"the first parag opening up to max sneaking into the palace 🥺🥺" <- pls he's such a cutie

"oh the relationship dynamics of clandestine meetings and secret loves" <- it's so, so sweet, we NEED more tbh. secret love au's >>

"whenever i hear king of my heart by tswift, i just think of charles, his folder in my phone is titled that" <- omg that's so sweet???

"- this is different from the usual ones where it's charles that's afraid of the love and i love this so much" <- I worried if i was doing the wrong thing but i feel like Charles would be the silent one to worry and max pulls himself back when he worries

babe, sweetie, i don't know how to tell you this but ferrari doesn't have what they need to get their shit together and win a championship yet skghsd

"ohhhh title decider monaco?!?!?" -> IMAGINE THE SCENEEEES

"fuck you miss missha (not fuck you i take it back, you're still one of my fave authors in this fandom)" <- SKDGHSD SORRY we need angst sometimes. it makes the fluff feel better, trust me xx

sending you hugs love

"this was supposed to be voice kink, kink, this was supposed to be kinky and not tear me to shreds" <- lmao honestly, my kinktober is containing a lot of stuff that's def not kink

"charlie was the target 😭😭😭 oh what he must have felt as max was in the hospital 😭😭😭" <- right?? all alone?? with just the press hunting him down?? and the royal family at his throat for answers??

i used to think that i shouldn't come home with a french person but last summer a french dude used his french the right way and that was honestly the sexiest thing ever

and yes, I used to be a horse girl! i had riding classes for years until i got my first pony and when i got too tall i had a horse, but i stopped riding around age 15 (?). But i really miss it and am reconsidering classes

Aahh thank you so much for your support Rose! I was a little insecure about this one because this story didn't write the easiest and I normally worry you can read that too, but I'm so glad you enjoyed it!

[servegrilledcheese]

happy [redacted]k followers! - a sim dump

this again, eh? it’s somewhat comforting to know that a few thousand strangers on a dying social media platform aren’t bored of my content yet, and i will cherish it deeply in my heart over the next few minutes. 

anyways, we have another goddamned sim dump! six of my most favorite faces that i’ve ever made, in honor of reaching a number of followers i didn’t think i would ever reach this quickly. they’re all wearing only base game underwear and they have all of their cc included in their respective folders along with their tray files, for your pleasure.

DOWNLOAD + more pics! (google drive)

if you really want them to look identical to the preview pics, you might wanna check out my resources which has all of the default replacements i use. please take note that these pics are taken with a reshade preset with the colorfulness effect turned on and the skintones may appear a little muted in your game if you don’t use reshade. you can change their skintones to a warmer tone, if you prefer. also, don’t be a bag of dicks and reupload them or claim them as your own (unless i mysteriously disappear without a trace, then go ahead and reupload them). thanks. have fun and tell me if i messed anything up! if you need me, i’ll be at the hospital bar.

hair credits: @simcelebrity00  @qrqr19 @greenllamas @okruee @sheabuttyr @aharris00britney (thank you!)

[i-am-the-quintessential-queer]

So I saw this trend on tik tok, but I don’t wanna participate because like, I’m not super loud and out about being trans and things don’t stay private on tik tok (like legit a girl I hate followed me on there and liked one of my videos 😂)

But! It was the story of how you came up with your name, and I thought it was a really cute trend! So Luca Rose is not my legal name. But I feel like it’s super cute how I went about them. When I was picking a name, I was really focused on picking a name that still like, respected my parents if that makes sense? Like it’s a name I love, but like I think part of it is because they derive from choices my parents were gonna make

So Luca actually comes from the fact that if I was AMAB, my parents would have named me Luke. And while I like Luke, I felt that Luca was a bit more gender neutral and fit me a bit better

But the really interesting part to me is the reasoning between the Rose part. So Rose is a middle name I’ve wanted even with my legal first name for many reasons. One, I genuinely think it’s prettier than my legal middle name. But the main part comes from the fact my legal middle name is after my aunt. I don’t really like my aunt, for many reasons I won’t get into, but yeah, not a big fan of her. But name wise I kinda hate that it’s technically part of her, because from day one, like, I literally mean from day from my own birth, my extended family has been too selfish in their own drama to celebrate even grand moments like me literally being born

My family is fairly messy but just for some back story, my grandma on my dads side has been married multiple times. Her ex husband, my dads biological father, said he planned to be there when I was born, which he was, but because of this, my grandma decided that she didn’t want to come and that she wasn’t going to come, which she didn’t. That is already shitty enough as is, but because my grandma wasn’t going to be there, my aunt decided she just wasn’t going to come either. Because why show up to your granddaughter/niece’s birth when you can cause drama

Well in that moment, my mom (who bless her heart had been in the hospital with me all day after being given the labor inducing drugs twice and who had to have her water manually broken after I had been 15 days late), was crying and saying she wanted to name me “[REDACTED FIRST NAME] Rose”. Now the really interesting part to me, is where the name Rose actually comes from. Rose was her nurse. She had been with my mom through her entire labor while at this hospital, like the entire length of her shift this woman was assigned to my mother. Right as my mom was about to actually go into delivery with me, this woman’s shift was supposed to be done. But she stayed late past her shift so that my mom didn’t have to finish out the toughest part of the whole day with a new nurse. And while my mom blames it on the hormones and lack of sleep, i honestly love it, and to me it’s to not only honor my mom and cut ties with a woman who doesn’t deserve to be my name sake, but it’s to honor a woman who stayed by my moms side in one of the hardest moments of her life so that she could provide comfort to my mom. And that is a woman I would be honored to be named after

So yeah this got super lengthy, but I thought it was just really interesting and I wanted to share, and if y’all feel like it I would love to hear yours 🥰🖤