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Reblog to have the mouse run across your dash

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Reblog to have the mouse run across your dash

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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estrogen & testosterone vial trans pride perler bead keychains!

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The tiktok-ification of tumblr is just 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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And they look out so hard for the well being of the spiders AND the dolphins

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So I work at a post office and somebody called me today and asked if they could ship fish to the US, and I wasn’t 100% sure, so obviously I went “let me just check the prohibited goods section of my shipping binder real quick”. Flipped all the way to the US section, found what I was looking for and sent them on their way. But of course naturally after they’d left I’d still had the book open, so naturally I was curious and decided to check it out, and let me tell you, there is some WILD stuff in this book.

•You’re not allowed to ship playing cards to Italy.

•Antarctica simply says refer to Australia. The epitome of logic.

•Andorra is just sad. You’re not allowed to ship artwork, drawings, books or toys of any kind, musical instruments, sheet music, cutlery, furniture, several types of paper, shoes??? It has the longest list of restrictions I’ve come across so far and it’s a country that has a total population of less people than my local college.

•Apparently you aren’t allowed to ship clothing to Ireland, but it only specifies men’s or women’s clothing, so like non-binary people stay winning.

•Only a handful of countries specifically mention that you aren’t allowed to ship asbestos, so like RIP to the rest of the world I guess.

•The US has some very specific things prohibited, including “a knife, gaff, or any other sharp object attached or intended to be attached to the leg of a bird for use in animal fighting ventures” ????

•Canada is the only country I have found so far that specifically states that you cannot ship hate propaganda, which I thought was nice. But then again, it also specifies that you cannot ship any beekeeping apparatuses, but do you know what you CAN ship? LIVE FUCKING BEES.

•There are several countries which seem to be in direct competition with one another, ie pairings of countries that have specifically stated they will not accept anything made in the other country and vice versa.

•You can’t ship things to China that were made in China.

I’m having the time of my life right now.

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not actually an ask but i just wanted to thank you, you're the first real person who's followed me on tumblr in over a month LMAO

i eat children

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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you all need and deserve food, it doesn’t matter if you did anything or not today but if you haven’t eaten dinner or lunch or breakfast or any combination or even if your just still hungry , you can have some of these noodles. i can give you a big or a little spoon depending on your preference, or a fork if that’s how you eat noodles. You don’t need to worry about what’s in them or the calories, i can give you some without an allergen if you have an allergy, they have protein and liquid and flavor so you should eat them, if you ate all three meals or whatever your usual is (if it’s less then 2 medium-big meals then you need to eat) you don’t have to take any, i can give you a little apple carmel candy thing; got braces? chocolate or whatever. Thirsty? We got Chocolate milk, regular milk, and juice. If you want a different food you can dm me and say what food you want and i’ll get some for ya, or you can comment an emoji and i’ll send the food to you. You need to eat and you deserve food. If you don’t like noodles i can give you an alternative. I want you to eat something you enjoy, and something good for you. Take any meds you need and drink some water. Have a piece of fruit and a vegetable or something similar.

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hello, im reposting this because the swamp server nolonger exists, i have a discord server about bees and its basically a space filled with queer people, mentally ill people, queer mentally ill people, and more

accepting of most (no homophobic, no blue lives matter, no racists)

contains lessons about tonetags, neopronouns, and more!

friendly faces

Bees

Events and lots of people (we hit 100 total members today)

Nonverbal communication emojis

And more!

https://discord.gg/hXsUZrTfdN

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gender and sexuality questioning is no longer in my vocabulary, it is now queeriosity

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strawberry chocolate + cookies and cream ice cream my stepmom made

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in complete hysterics over this

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"Polyamorous"

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