whatonearthbro

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crimson eyes | season1rivals!bucky x reader

warnings: teeth-rotting fluff, no smut, bucky calls reader doll once, no use of y/n, soft kissing, mentions of blood and wound, you stich bucky’s wound up

new york was as much as a hellhole figuratively as it actually was. vampires roamed the streets, and if it wasn’t vampires wrecking everything it was looters trying to get what they could to survive. you and barnes were housed together in a small, cramped apartment, as you have been for the past month and a half. there were two bedrooms, both painfully small. you got the ever so slightly larger one.

one night, bucky came home from a grocery run with a bloodied shirt. “what the hell happened? oh my god, are you ok?” you shot up from the couch and examined his arm, which was the source of the bleeding. “i’m fine. i ran into a little…problem.” he winced in pain as he put the bag down. he was bleeding out everywhere, and he still managed to bring your shared groceries home. interesting.

he sat down on a stool as you got a medkit to stich him up. he took his shirt off, and the wound wasn’t as bad as you thought. it was superficial, and it was pretty clean, thank goodness. but that wasn’t the main thing you were looking at. you were slyly looking at his chest every now and then as you stitched him up, his strong abs speckled with white hair, that gathered at his happy trail, which went lower and lower and..

“ow, fuck-“ bucky yelped as you poked the wound a little too hard as you were too busy checking him out. “shit, i’m sorry! lemme get you some tylenol real quick.” you stood up and made your way to the kitchen cabinet that hosted a couple of different medicines, and you found the pain killers. you looked back at the soldier. “do you want something to drink with this?” he looked back at you, and a bit of silence hung in the air. “water’s fine.” he said flatly.

you continued to stich him up for a couple of minutes, and the wound was completely sealed up for the most part. he had stopped bleeding mostly as well. “thank you for takin’ care of me.” he said quietly as you sat in front of him, wiping the dried blood softly with a gauze pad. “it’s my job. we’re here to take care of eachother, right?” you murmured quietly as he nodded.

“i found some things at the back of a walmart that wasn’t picked through for you. some candy and stuff.” he gestured at the bag that was filled with stuff, even a small plushie toy. you smiled excitedly and chuckled. “i..thank you. i didn’t even know candy still existed here, y’know..”

the two of you gazed at each other for a while. you felt you could get lost in those crimson eyes of his as they seemed to pierce your soul. the smile on his face faded. he placed his organic hand on your knee, and it rested there as he leaned in. a soft blush ran over his face. you could feel his warm breath on your face, and he looked at you with his one-quarter lidded eyes, “is this ok?” he whispered quietly. a hot blush ran over your face too, and your cheeks flushed. “yeah.” you remarked in a hushed tone. with slight hesitation, he learned in even more and gave you a feather-light kiss. your lips met softly as you closed your eyes, and his hands moved to your hips.

he pulled back and looked at you again, a darker shade of pink now on his face. you put a white lock of his hair behind his ear as you said, “what was that for?” you muttered. “it was.. it was a thank you.” he kissed you again, this time with more pressure, and his metallic hand cradled your face as gently as it possibly could. you kissed him back, and tangled one of your hands in his snow colored hair. he sighed in the kiss, and kissed you even deeper. his hand kneaded your plush waist as his artificial one rested on your collarbone. he broke the kiss, and he gazed at you as he licked his lips.

“you’re a good kisser.” he said as he got up. you watched him, wondering where he was going. he walked over to the walmart bag, and pulled out a king sized snickers. “wish i could of known sooner, though.” he smiled coyly and gave you the candy. “this is my favorite..” you smiled and stood up. you wrapped your arms around him, even though he somewhat towered over you. “thank you.”

he kissed your forehead softly and rested his hands around your waist. “you’re welcome, doll.”

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“OH GOD MY TEAMMATES SUCK ASS!” advice on how to cook on MARVEL RIVALS for most used characters (pt 1 of ?)

-good team balance is 3 duelists (dps) , 2 strategists (heals) , 1 vanguard (melee) (really any team is good but this is my fav setup)

-jeff the shark users: shoot bubbles at your teammates and beginning of match, gives speed boost to small aoe, even use on yourself for speed boost (SUPER HELPFUL ESP FOR SLOWER CHARACTERS!)

bucky barnes users: when you use ult, make sure there are opponents with low health already near you so you can recharge

clint users: get to high ground to snipe easily, use ult when you have lots of opponents in sight to get the most use out of it!

spider-man users: don’t just random swing everywhere, flank to enemies and attack them from behind! be careful sneaking up on large groups unless you got ult charged

scarlet witch users: keep your distance and move left and right a lot when attacking, your attack will still damage opponents even when it is off so keep your health up

doctor strange users: group your team up, and use your shield to protect! very useful for long ranged dps teammates such as bucky and the punisher

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Baby, we all heard that moan.

Lord, if you give your hardest tests to your strongest soldiers then this man be testing us all!

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bitches be like nO i DoNt hAvE a TyPe

meanwhile all they men looking like

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that smile bro😭😭

Dominik Mysterio

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that feeling when you have so many imaginary boyfriends and you want to write a smut but you don’t know which one to write about first

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wwe incorrect quotes #6

liv: ok maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. dominik's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. we can’t get him out..

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wwe incorrect quotes #5

sami: Why are jey and jimmy sitting with their backs to each other? roman: They had a fight. sami: Then why are they holding hands? roman: They get sad when they fight.

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wwe incorrect quotes #4

jey: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. sami: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to? jimmy: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. roman: Guys.

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wwe incorrect quotes #3

raquel: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? dom: A character! carlito: A setting! liv, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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wwe incorrect quotes #2

dom: This food is too hot… I cant eat it. liv: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence raquel: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! carlito: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!

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wwe incorrect quotes #1

i was bored so i started this, let’s see how long it goes on for… (day 1)

dom: Truth or dare? raquel: Dare. dom: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. raquel: Hey carlito? carlito, blushing: Yeah? raquel: Can you move? I'm trying to get to liv.

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WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF GRR WOOF WOOF GRR WOOF WOOF BARK MEOW

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bucky nsfw hcs

nsfw below of our favorite soldier :3 female reader intended!! <3

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•he prolly doesn’t touch you w/ his left arm much. if he does it’s usually just to hold your hand or something like that. even small interactions like that make him hesitate.

•he likes it when you pull and tug on his hair. if you’re horny, you don’t even have to say it, just pull his hair and he’ll basically run to the bed w/ you.

•favorite positions are doggy style and missionary, he likes to keep it simple. if you’d want to try something else, he’d be down. he likes to be rough, but sometimes he likes to be super gentle and give you kisses all over.

•he’s relatively quiet during sex. he doesn’t moan that much, but when he’s getting close he gets 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥. like, this man will start moaning and whimpering your name. he also gets a lot louder if you’re giving him head or riding him than when he’s fucking you.

•in connection to the last part, he likes when you take control. he’ll start begging if you tease him, if he doesn’t tease you back. if you take too long though, he’ll have enough and just pin you against the bed.

•he 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 hickeys. giving and getting them. he’ll get you riled up by giving you sloppy kisses on your neck and gently sucking as he does so. he loves when you mark him up, too. after you do, he’ll practically show them off by wearing shirts with low collars.

•after sex, he has 10/10 aftercare. he’ll hold you and give you lots of kisses and a lot of affection. he’ll clean you up, too, which is probably one of the best parts. if he cums in you (which he usually does) he’ll lick your folds clean of his cream and yours. after that, you’re wasted and fall asleep immediately most of the time. he won’t go to sleep usually until you do. usually..

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