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Another fic idea is that Harry answers questions, like in potions when he has no fucking clue what the answer is, with random celebrity names(all muggle ofc).

Snape just stares at the child that said David Bowie is what amortentia should smell like.

It would be even funnier (or pitiful) if Harry has no idea who they actually are or what they are famous for. He heard the Dursleys and neighbors fawn over actors and music stars, but never actually seen/heard their works. He thought the answer would be funny, forgetting that Snape and several other muggleborn/halfbloods knew who he was referring to, even though he does not, and thus gets a lot of horrified and amused stares at some of his imprompt answers.

It spreads to other classes too, but mainly sticks to Potions. Snape just gets it better than the other teachers (even though he takes points away(no one comments on how little it is each time).)

This Harry Potter fanfic idea that I just got in my head has me in a chokehold. 

So Harry never grows up with magic. In fact, he doesn’t know it exists. He lives as an artist who escaped the Dursleys when he came of age. He gets visions sometimes, of a man in a graveyard, of a rat in a tree, of a dog and a ginger cat walking past a strange forest. Instead of being freaked out by it (he totally was at first), he decides to paint. He paints what he sees, and everyone loves it.

They talk of how realistic his paintings are. They ask him where he got his inspiration. “I had a dream that became reality” he would say, knowing they wouldn’t pry.

Too bad they become too well liked. One day at an art show, displaying his works in an entire wing of the museum, figures in cloaks come in, waving sticks in the air. “Where is Harry Potter?” They ask, getting confused and slightly amused glances before being pointed to him. The supposed leader walks up, looking him up and down. “You are Harry Potter? The Boy Who Lived?” Harry raises an eyebrow at the man. “Is that my name? Yes. Do I know what the other part is? No.” He can sense the confusion behind the mask, no doubt wondering how he got one name right but not the other(except both were right.)

Before he can ask why they are here, another group of people burst in, brandishing their own sticks like weapons, trained on the first group. “Get away from him!” A young woman with purple streaks in brown hair yells at the man next to Harry.

Yada yada yada - Harry finds out he’s a wizard- blah blah blah - he gets super fucking confused and tries to leave only for Tom Riddle or Voldemort come up in front of him, blocking hid path. Then Dumbledore arrives, blocking the other exit. Harry is tired of these crazy lunatics. So what does a sane and rational artist do when people are confusing/pissing the hell out of him? Why, he simply paints a door on the wall, walk through, and lock it behind him.

Everyone stares at what just happened. As Harry walks away from the building he suppresses a smile. What, did they think he hadn’t realized he had magic? He painted his first door in his cupboard when he was six, wishing to be out of the Dursley’s hold only to find the door actually opened. Harry is not an idiot.

Wizarding Britain may be though.

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This Harry Potter fanfic idea that I just got in my head has me in a chokehold. 

So Harry never grows up with magic. In fact, he doesn’t know it exists. He lives as an artist who escaped the Dursleys when he came of age. He gets visions sometimes, of a man in a graveyard, of a rat in a tree, of a dog and a ginger cat walking past a strange forest. Instead of being freaked out by it (he totally was at first), he decides to paint. He paints what he sees, and everyone loves it.

They talk of how realistic his paintings are. They ask him where he got his inspiration. “I had a dream that became reality” he would say, knowing they wouldn’t pry.

Too bad they become too well liked. One day at an art show, displaying his works in an entire wing of the museum, figures in cloaks come in, waving sticks in the air. “Where is Harry Potter?” They ask, getting confused and slightly amused glances before being pointed to him. The supposed leader walks up, looking him up and down. “You are Harry Potter? The Boy Who Lived?” Harry raises an eyebrow at the man. “Is that my name? Yes. Do I know what the other part is? No.” He can sense the confusion behind the mask, no doubt wondering how he got one name right but not the other(except both were right.)

Before he can ask why they are here, another group of people burst in, brandishing their own sticks like weapons, trained on the first group. “Get away from him!” A young woman with purple streaks in brown hair yells at the man next to Harry.

Yada yada yada - Harry finds out he’s a wizard- blah blah blah - he gets super fucking confused and tries to leave only for Tom Riddle or Voldemort come up in front of him, blocking hid path. Then Dumbledore arrives, blocking the other exit. Harry is tired of these crazy lunatics. So what does a sane and rational artist do when people are confusing/pissing the hell out of him? Why, he simply paints a door on the wall, walk through, and lock it behind him.

Everyone stares at what just happened. As Harry walks away from the building he suppresses a smile. What, did they think he hadn’t realized he had magic? He painted his first door in his cupboard when he was six, wishing to be out of the Dursley’s hold only to find the door actually opened. Harry is not an idiot.

Wizarding Britain may be though.

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Life Series as Incorrect Tweets

bc i'm bored out of my mind

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Grian and Mumbo :)

Base pose by OOHSAN_RAIN found on pinterest

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The most unrealistic part about humans in space is that the average human knows why their body reacts the way it does.

Dont get me wrong, i love how they explain things that shock an alien, but most humans, atleast americans, do not know what happens to make their foot fall asleep.

They know that if you keep it in one place too long it will, but not that if you sit on it too long the nerves get compressed and cuts off from your brain for a couple minutes.

Of course if you went through a program that required you to know things about humans that could be potentially dangerous to other life forms then you may know things, but after a couple years or so when there isn’t a requirement to do that because of trade with other species, i like to think that something like this happens.

Human: *sitting in a chair with one leg over the other, listening to their xorgog friend talk*

Xorgog: -and so I never got to eat my special tsu’le cake. Oh look at the time, I better head to my pod.

Human: Oh dang, lemme walk you out then bud! *goes to stand up only to fall back in the chair* Agh! Dammit!

Xorgog: *worried* What! What happened?

Human: *waving him off* it’s fine, my foot just fell asleep. Just give me a second and i can get up.

Xorgog: *confused af* what do you mean ‘fell asleep’? I thought you were one organism, not multiple?

Human: Oh, well when humans have their limbs in one place too long, when you go to move it gets numb.

Xorgog: *horrified* How?!

Human: *shrugs as he shakes his leg* I dunno man! It’s fine though, i just gotta shake it to wake up and it’ll have a tingly feeling, which hurts like a bitch, then it’ll be back to normal. No biggie.

Xorgog: ….humans are weirdly terrifying.

Human: *shrug* whatever you say man.

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Tiktok: Hey so even though you are finally getting out of the rabbit hole of fake reddit stories, you aren’t going to be able to enjoy it much longer.

Me: what? Why not?

Tiktok: So, funny thing, but our app is going to be ‘deleted’. So it’s not in the appstore, and the updates that usually happen every week to fix the bugs are going to stop, causing it to collapse!

Me:…what the fuck.

Tiktok: Anyways! Make the most of your limited time on here!

Me[ already screenshotting all the fanfic recommendations i have in my folder]: Wait there’s too many. I need more time. Wait-

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Ive got headcanons.

-When hatsume has a brain fart, or is just stuck on something, she will eat a peppermint or two from her stash in a secret drawer. The white ones though, the other ones she doesnt like.

- Pro hero Deku gets a tattoo of a civilians names on his back if he couldn’t save them. But if its a child, he will get one on his arms.

- When shoto makes a picture or any art project in school, he will give it to his mother when he visits and if he cant, he will get fuyumi to give it to her.

-Rei has her windowsill full of shouto’s projects, and when it became full, she put them on a bookshelf the doctors let her have.

-Aizawa has a book hidden in his office full of autographs of his students. They have photos he took of them in the dorms secretly that he absolutely loves and looks at them when he’s had a particularly bad patrol. (He told them that what they were signing was a petition for a class pet. (They didn’t get a pet.))

-Katsuki didn’t like spicy food at first, but when he saw Izuku able to eat his mom’s spicy curry instead of the altered one he ate, he made a point to higher his tolerance.

-Katsuki and Izuku get into spicy food contests once a month. They both bring their spiciest dish, and the one who wins gets to choose how they train next time. Izuku always wins and it pisses Katsuki off each time. (Advantages of a quirkless body)

Lemme know if you want more :)

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Cheongmeong’s nickname as the ‘blessed dragon of mount hua’ fits so well.

Don’t get me wrong, his title as their ‘mad dog’ is also correct(more-so than the other), but it doesn’t capture his true nature.

Cheongmeong is a war veteran. He fought with his brothers to kill the demon clan, losing many of them in the onslaught. He knows how to hatch a plan of attack based off of whoever’s left and their skill level. He knows how to make those same people who could barely lift a sword, now swing their blade with pride only seen from mount hua.

He has had to negotiate with the other sects, just for them to lend only 10 people in their fight. He has learned to be vicious with words when you need something, and make the offer just slightly enticing enough for them to take the deal. (You can only trust your sect brothers after all.)

He is a boy man who knows more about the ten great sects than he should, and he knows how to use that knowledge. His knowledge is from years ago, from before anyone else’s time. He was arrogant, and rightfully so, but now he is mature and prepared. He has fought battles that have left scars in his mind and screams in his ears. He will not let his brothers die again.

His love for gold(and alcohol) is vastly known among his allies, but they all know his true treasure is Mount Hua. He guards his home day and night, growing their reputation day by day. He takes pride in his sect, even when they are nothing but beggars, he will still proudly show off the cherry blossom.

He is Mount Hua’s protector, and forever will be. When he is old and gray with ashes on his skin, he will be at those gates, training the descendants of his fallen comrades to become even greater than their predecessors.

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No cuz do you ever just realize how powerful lucy is?

She was able to conjure ALL of her celestial spirits, 3 or 4 of them being fricking ZODIACS, all at once and being powerful enough to be recognized by the celestial spirit king? And all in the first season? Where she hasn’t even had her star dresses and other abilities she has learned?

Not to mention this theory about her being a descendent of the goddess Anna, the best Celestial Spirit user.

And im rewatching it rn, and ive already encountered a moment where if she didnt interfere, natsu would have died. The arc with phantom lord where natsu is battling gajeel? Gajeel had eaten iron but there was no fire for natsu to eat, and so Lucy gave him that fire by using Sagittarius. Without that fire, natsu definitely wouldnt have finished that fight.

People are always saying ‘oh well that may be so, but if she hadn’t joined the guild-‘ Phantom lord would have most definitely attacked them for another reason. They wanted to remain the best guild in Fiore. Fairytail challenged that, so it was just a matter of time before they fought.

“Well, she always gets in their way-“ Yeah, considering the fact that she grew up in a household where her fathers only concern was the family line, she wouldn’t exactly have time to practice her magic. The only spirit she really had was Aquarius, and we can infer that she only brought her out on very few occasions. And she also wouldn’t have been able to build up any target practice or any muscle building, since Jude would say, in the stupid old fashioned way, ‘women don’t need muscles. All you need to do is make yourself look presentable to find a husband.’ He definitely wouldn’t have wanted her practicing her magic.

Meanwhile, all the others grew up in an environment where they could practice their magic freely with other wizards. They had teachers and activities that enhanced their magic and physical builds, she didn’t. So of course she wouldn’t be able to be on their level so soon.

Also, the amount of magic it takes to summon a silver spirit is a lot, but even MORE so for a Zodiac. Mashima explained that it pretty much is on a scale from 1-100. Plu being the easiest to summon at one, and her highest silver key being Lyra at 18. Her golden keys on the other hand, has Aquarius at 100 and the lowest being Cancer at 52. Others talk about the spirits only being able to use as much magical power as Lucy uses to summon them, but i doubt that theory/statement.

And its also amazing even then because she can keep those gates open for a tremendous amount of time, and multiple on some occasions. I don’t know if this part is true, but i believe that the mage has to have at-least some level of concentration on the gate for it to keep open, so if that’s correct, then it makes it even more astounding that she is able to focus on the bond at all times while fighting. And i only say this because her spirits go back to the spirit realm when she is knocked out.

Also during the E.N.D arc, (haven’t gotten there yet, seen bits and pieces) she literally REWRITES the E.N.D book that Zeref HIMSELF wrote. She literally rewrote his fate. And yes, i know that Gray was there to help her out, but at the same time, most people would have still not have been able to handle the mental and physical strain that causes.

And im just guessing on this part, but didnt she learn an entirely new part of her magic by someone in blue pegasus and learned how to preform the spell in like a week? Month? Some other very short time span?

Anyways i just love lucy and i would litterally rather show everyone my ao3 library before letting her get hurt/bashed. Lmao

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What if mermaids were just albinos?

Like, the church thought that they were demons from hell or possibly witches, and so the pope sent them out to sea to drown or whatever.

And when they are ‘calling captains’, they are actually just calling out for help? But the church spread rumors of terrorist beasts and so they think its a trick??

Im painting rn this just came to me💀

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Hades would just spend EVERYTHING on them and Maria is mad about it until Persephone does it to her. THEY ARE AMAZING.

Rick knew she would be too powerful if she stayed alive fr fr

could you imagine if maria did get to raise her kids their whole lives tho? "nico stop bringing human remains in the house" and "bianca stop calling your dad for money"

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An Older Nico who comes back to the past after wreaking havoc in his original timeline tho.

The guy's nice. He helps them. He's powerful. He's soft for his younger self and he adores Hazel all the same.

But then they see his sword brimming with godly essences; his aura sometimes turns slightly red at the edges. He has a vial of fire - from Hephaestus' forge, Leo said - that he doused Clytius with. A pair of winged shoes enabled him to cut off Cupid's wings after Young Nico's forced to come out. When he brakes off Jason and Percy's fight, he can redirect Jason's bolts and Percy thinks the pearls that the older man uses to defend against his water are familiar. Maybe he saw it in Poseidon's palace.

They're just gifts, he said. But they don't look like it, especially when Annabeth finds a shatter of her mother's shield amongst the future Nico's possession.

It's only much, much later when they realize that those are the takings of his fight against their godly parents where - or when - the older Nico comes from.

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He’s read the fanfics…. HE’S ONTO US

everytime i remember that nico canonically makes trauma jokes now i mentally give him a *pat pat* on his back along w a proud father smile for that

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I just figured something out-

Okay so in Italian, white is ‘bianca’.

BIANCA. So Bianca Di Angelo is translated to ‘White From the Angel’ or it could also be ‘White Angel’.

And its perfect because Nico is ‘Victory of the people’, so Nico Di Angelo is ‘Victory of the Angels’.

SHE IS HIS WHITE ANGEL WHO KEPT HIM ON HIS ORIGINAL MORAL PATH AND HE IS THE LAST DI ANGELO, THE VICTOR OF DEATH. HE FIGHTS FOR BIANCA, EVEN AFTER HER DEATH. HE TAKES VICTORIES FOR THE LOST ANGELS.

Im sorry i just- this brings tears to my eyes🥲 and the only reason i thought of it was because my friend sent me a screenshot of translate, and in spanish white is bianco, and then i looked it up in italian and omg😭😭🥲🥲🥲

Man im going on a roadtrip rn for 4 hours, i cant be crying over my discoveries the entire way😭😭

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Okay so y’all know how everyone says that Keith Kogane doesn’t like sweets that much? Well i call bullshit. HES FROM THE SOUTH. If there isn’t enough sugar in you tea to make you a diabetic by just one cup? Get outta here.

He absolutely LOVES sweet things. Candy and things like that are liked but he still dont like them that much. But you put some sugar on watermelon? He’ll eat it up. He is a country man. A gay, crop-top wearing COUNTRY MAN. HE LOVES SUGAR.

Each paladin and alien are always so confused on how he has not died of a sugar crash and every time someone asks him why he eats so much STRAIGHT sugar, he reply’s ‘I’m from the south?? What do you expect???’

AJDHDKDHDNHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS JUST CAME TO ME AND OMG I LOVE IT SO MUCH😭😭😭😭😭

NO NO CUZ IMAGINE HIM HAVING A PLAYLIST OF COUNTRY SONGS: country girl, honkey tonk bandonkadonk, international farmer, rock and a hard place, EVERYTHING

IT WOULD BE SO AMAZING

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Okay correct me if i’m wrong but,

Harry potter held all 3 deathly hollows, correct? And by doing so, the person will become the master of death, right?

And we know that the god of death in greek mythology is Thanatos?

So, if Harry actually knew about it (because i don’t know if he does currently) then he could theoretically meet Thanatos in the underworld right? And he would get the chance to meet Thanatos?

Well, i want a book. One where Nico Di Angelo, Son of Hades, Ambassador of Pluto, Ghost King, meets Harry Potter, Chosen One, Golden Boy, The Boy Who Lived, in the underworld while they meet up with their respective gods.

They would both be wary and surprised of each other because ‘who else can stay alive in the underworld and leave and come back?’ Then they would slowly start seeing eachother more and more, and they are like, ‘what IS he doing here?’ And so they start asking around about each other, going ‘who’s that emo dude who walks around everywhere? No not that one, the one who is still alive and has the aviator jacket sometimes?’ Or ‘Hey, You. Who is the guy that has the lighting bolt scar? No, not blondie he has a staple scar. I am talking about the black haired one, you know, with green eyes?’

They would learn from the ghosts and others who they are and then they would see eachother and then BOOM A LOVE FANFIC OR JUST FRIENDS IDK BUT PLSSSSSSS