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Exploring each other's bodies is totally a normal behavior for two men who are archenemies

— quotes taken from this fic

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Reblog if you love AO3 and appreciate their volunteers who are working harder than God, fighting battle after battle, making sure the place that is a safe space for every fandom is staying up and running for all of us

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hey so you're obviously a whump fan, can i recommend a whump-y thing? :3c

it's called the youngblood chronicles, it's a series of music videos by fall out boy!!! it literally won the "ultimate whump" poll on here, idk if you've watched it but you shoulddddd :-) it also just got adapted in2 a musical so!

oooh thank youuuu! will check it out xx

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whunmpee that breaks my heart the most isn’t whumpee that is terrified, but whumpee that is happy — not a feisty kind of happy where they laugh and mock whumper, but an innocent, childlike and naive kind of happy where they don’t know what is about to happen to them. they still think that they are safe, even when they’re held captive by whumper, because they are so pure and innocent that they don’t know there are bad people in this world.

they don’t understand what they did wrong when whumper tortured them. they don’t understand why any of this is happening. they were literally smiling innocently when they were escorted to the room in which they’d be tortured.

this literally fucks me up. I need caretaker to come save them asap :(

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There is a special place in hell for all the people behind these bot attacks that harm AO3 and the communities we built.

A reminder that Archive of Our Own is not Instagram or TikTok. It isn’t run by a big company with money and power. The site is a non-profit site run by volunteers (fans), for fans. And its main purpose is to bring people within the same fandom together and connect artists with audiences who would love and appreciate these artists’ works. It’s the only platform without any ads, without any censorship, without any of these capitalism bullshit. It doesn’t make users pay for any features and the only source of money they get, to keep the site up and running, is through donations. It’s literally a safe place for every fandom.

To think that it’s a target just because it’s easier to attack than those huge companies is just so sad.

Not to mention that there are so many genuine guest users out there (people who aren’t logged in / don’t have an AO3 account), and these people are directly affected by this whole thing, because they are no longer able to comment and connect with their favorite creators — and this still affects creators directly because I know for a fact that getting comments and being able to connect with their audience mean the world to them. I don’t blame AO3 for disabling guest comments altogether.

I do blame and curse the fuckers behind these bot attacks though.

If you try to sabotage AO3, out of all the other platforms out there, you are pathetic. You’re not just attacking a small, independent company, you’re trying to tear apart people’s communities and safe place. Disrespectfully, fuck you. Burn in hell.

Mad respect to all the brave soldiers that are AO3 volunteers who work harder than god fighting these scums.

I know these brave soldiers will win in the end (they always did, this isn’t their first battle, mind you), but in the meantime I’m sending them all my love and respect. They truly are the heroes.

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Wattpad Purge and AO3 vs bot comments? I’m not on Wattpad but both of these happening at the same time feel like we’re witnessing a historical event

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I’m so confused all I’ve seen recently is whump this and whump that

What the heck is whump?

Please explain, I’ll be eternally grateful I didnt have to turn to urban dictionary

I explained it here <— tap that

feel free to ask if you have any further questions

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I read your writer’s advice posts for motivation and affirmation

@3-2-whump

I’m very honored to hear this ♡♡♡♡♡♡

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I have been rotating factory/industrial whump in my mind, but I can't find any prompt. can you conjure some?

whumpee with their hand stuck in a machine or a propeller — which led to caretaker having to fetch a makeshift tourniquet to stop the bleed, it could then lead to an on-field amputation.

whumpee getting trapped in a warehouse during the night, bonus if it’s dark inside and they’re afraid of the dark.

or, whumpee getting trapped in a warehouse during the night, with whumper or caretaker? your choice.

a malfunction occurred which caused the cold room (a walk-in-freezer)’s electric door to automatically shut and lock on its own, with whumpee trapped inside. caretaker and the team have to try to find a way to open the door in time before hypothermia causes whumpee’s body any permanent damage.

whumper stuffed whumpee inside a package box and sealed it as "a prank", they didn't know (or didn't care) whumpee was a claustrophobe.

chemical spilled. whumpee is exposed to it; the symptoms can be nausea, headache, blurred vision, fatigue, fever, shortness of breath, rash, burns — if you want to take it up a notch, you can add seizures, respiratory failure and/or internal hemorrhage as part of the symptoms.

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Happy birthday

I’m assuming you mean the day this blog was created? 😅 thank you!! I mean to be honest I didn’t even know it’s been a year since I have this blog? and didn’t even know tumblr notified people too (because I never got any notification about it lol)? but thank you!! appreciate it! 🥰❤️

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“babe, that fictional man is a grown ass adult and a bloodthirsty psychopath who unalives people for fun”

I know all that, but he has pretty eyes and a tragic backstory and if you’re mean to him, this is who you’re mean to by the way

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Something my brain came up with fairly recently: magical healer who can't heal whumpee because they're too weak and it would kill them. Whumpee is rescued and taken somewhere safe (base or halfway point), and caretaker/rescuer looks over at healer, waiting for them to do their thing, only to see healer standing there looking absolutely stricken as they explain that they *can't,* whimper is too weak, they're body doesn't have enough reserves right now, it would kill them

this

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I have a recurring obsession with whumpee being very self-reliant and badass, but then being captured and tortured and after being rescued wanting something soft like a plushie or even better (worse?) a nice soft towel within reach. Tell me I’m not the only one (alternatively, tell me the truth)

the fact I can already imagine my own blorbo in this exact scenario and it fits their canonical character so well. no, you’re not the only one.

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(X)

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the blorbo covered in blood. the blorbo coughing up blood. the blorbo going pale from severe blood loss. the blorbo trying and failing to stay upright. the blorbo falling into their own archenemy’s arms. the blorbo losing consciousness. the blorbo undergoing several surgeries. the blorbo in a coma. the blorbo with a tube down their throat. the blorbo having seizures. the blorbo flatlining. the blorbo having their ribs broken from the doctors’ attempt to resuscitate them. the blorbo being brought back to life after their heart stopped. the blorbo hearing their own archenemy’s voice cry and beg them to come back to them. the blorbo feeling someone holding their hand. the blorbo not being able to open their eyes or respond. the blorbo finally being able to open their eyes. the blorbo seeing their own archenemy’s tears-covered face. the blorbo not protesting when their archenemy cups their face tenderly. the blorbo letting their archenemy take care of them. the superior enemies to lovers trope honestly 😮‍💨😮‍💨🫰🏻

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DoomReed Week 2024 Prompts:

Oct 27, Sun: Victor kidnaps Reed *see below! (Alt: Secret hookup)

Oct 28, Mon: 2005-07 F4 movie, scene continuation *any scene - see below (Alt: "You're mine.")

Oct 29, Tues: Master! Victor & Slave! Reed (Alt: Enemies to Lovers)

Oct 30, Wed: "Strip. You heard me. I don't like repeating myself." (Alt: Hypothermia trope (see below))

Oct 31, Thur: Victor forcing Reed to kneel (Alt: A demonic entity wants Reed's soul, Victor has to save him.)

Nov 1, Fri: Love confession during a fight/battle (Alt: Choking)

Nov 2, Sat: Freeform!

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We got some very detailed prompts this year, and I try to keep things broad for maximum utility, but don't want to leave these on the cutting room floor, so here's the expanded versions:

For Oct 27: "2005-07 Movieverse continuation where Victor comes back and kidnaps Reed (for revenge, etc), what happens when they're alone together is up to the author"

For Oct 28: "That famous scene from the 2005 movie where Victor froze Reed, but what if Sue never showed up and Victor got to do whatever he wanted to Reed? Can either be angsty or kinky."

For Oct 30: "Hypothermia trope -- if Reed is hypothermic then Victor has to keep him warm (skin against skin method), or if Victor is hypothermic then Reed has to keep him warm"

Also new this year: a lot of nsfw prompts. I've tried to keep things balanced, and of course any "nsfw" prompt can be applied numorously instead, one of them losing a bet or the dialogue happens in a different setting than the reader might expect.

To participate:

Just follow the prompt to create a fan work of some kind (art, fic, drabble, video, themed playlist, anything featuring this ship and that prompt, or whatever prompt you like for the Freeform day) - and post here, on Twitter, or on Instagram with the tag #DoomReedWeek2024

We also have a collection for this year's set up on ao3 at: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/doomreedweek2024/profile

This is year #5 and I'm really hyped about it 🤭 see everybody in October!

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had to make this. also we need more Victor von Doom and Reed Richards as meme formats.