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Hi lol

Hey so I’m probably never gonna post here ever again... 

My brand new shiny blog (it’s not that shiny I don’t even have a banner yet) is adamelias-secret so you can check me out over there if you’d like. Got some DC-related art in the works. 

Kay bye ✌

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Dick: [getting prepared for a mission to Delaware]

Wally: you don't have to do this one alone, you know. I could come with

Dick: nah, it's fine, I got it

Wally: eh, it's probably better I stay here

Wally, to Roy: I have a strict rule about dying in the same place twice

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Hey everyone! So I got sudden anxiety over someone entering the flashfam server and being a dickhead while I’m asleep and can’t ban them. The post with the link has been deleted, so now if you would like to join the server please dm me for an invite! 

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I honestly cannot believe how far T(W)ERF rhetoric has spread on this site. They used to be the ONLY ones I saw openly mocking the concept of identifying as queer, the ONLY ones I saw referring to people as ‘kweer’ in a mocking way.

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I just want footage of Captain Boomerang doing the nutbush okay that's all I want

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Dick: That reminds me of a dream I had, where I was kissing y-

Wally: ...

Dick: A girl.

Wally: uh huh. good save.

Dick: and she was really pretty and tall and had red hair and was-

Wally: "totally not you"

Dick: and was my best friend

Wally: [laughs]

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Behold, the superfam family tree! AKA the biggest tree I’ve made so far. Sorry it took so long! There are way more members than I anticipated. 

Same message as always, tell me if I’ve missed anyone and message me if you need any clarifications because my handwriting can be pretty awful.

Some facts I stumbled upon while making this, that might also clear up some confusion: - Mia Kent, otherwise known as Cir-El, was introduced as Clark and Lois’s daughter from the future, but she was actually born to two human parents, with Superman as a genetic template. So she’s a clone. - Hunter Prince is actually Diana’s son, with the Darkness being his father. Diana gave him up to Clark and Lois, who raised him as their own son alongside Jon. - Christopher Kent was born originally as Lor-Zod, General Zod’s son. Clark and Lois adopted him in an effort to protect him from the government, and he would later on take on the title of Nightwing. - Ur-Zod is the clone of both Lord Superman and Lady Wonder Woman, evil counterparts to Clark and Diana. Clark adopts him, but is not married to Lois in this universe

- Joel Kent killed his sister Kara out of rage and jealousy from always feeling like everything was a challenge, a race, with her. He was then killed by Luthor who basically revealed that everything he’d known was a lie and he killed his sister for nothing.  However, he had a son with a woman named Mei-Lai before he died. The son was named Clark Wayne, as he ended up being adopted by Bruce Wayne Jr, who was married to Kara before Joel killed her. He also married Mei-Lai after adopting Clark. Clark Wayne would then go on to have twin daughters, Lois and Lara Wayne. And then, centuries after all of this, Clark Kent (who is immortal for some reason I can’t recall) has two children with Beautiful Dreamer. Lar-El (his son) and Vara (his daughter) Crazy, right!? Kinda want to make a second family tree just for that universe because it’s insane

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Conner and Jon: [arguing in the living room]

Jon: you're the worst uncle EVER!

Conner: I'm not a bad uncle! You're just the worst NEPHEW ever!

Jon: God, I HATE YOU!

Conner: feeling's mutual!

Jon: ugh! [storms out the house and slams the door shut behind him]

Lois: ... you're still going to get him that airplane model for christmas aren't you?

Conner: Of COURSE I'm going to get him that airplane model for christmas!

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hey ya’ll sorry the superfam tree may be a bit late. 

uhhh question. So the reason it’s gonna be late is because I just found out that over all of the alternate universes, Clark has 54 CHILDREN IN TOTAL! so um I was just wondering if you guys wanted all 54 kids included in the tree?? dhfghdjfghsjk it’s 54!! EVEN IF YOU GUYS DIDN’T WANT ALL 54 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE WHICH KIDS TO INCLUDE AND WHICH TO ELIMINATE??

so in short I need help. 

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oh holy shit! Thank you so much, everyone!

As a proper thank you, I will finally get around to making the superfam family tree that I was supposed to do months ago, but you know shit happens and you get busy. I’ll get to that tomorrow though since it’s 2am and I need sleep. 

Again, thanks so much for following! It means a lot to me that you chose to stick around for my shitty posts

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Damian's birthday

Damian, sitting at a piano: Thank you everyone for joining in my celebration

Damian: as many of you know, I ate my twin sister in utero. So on my birthday I try to remember *I'm a winner*

Damian: This one's for you, Athanasia

Damian: [maniacal laughter]

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DC comics essay topics??

So I want to write some practice essays as preparation for uni next year. I want to be serious about this but I also want to have fun with it. So I thought it’d be fun to write some essays on DC comics!

I’m asking for topic suggestions. They can either be serious (e.g. an in-depth analysis of Bruce Wayne’s character) or not (e.g. an essay on which Justice League member would make the best roomate). Have fun with it! 

I’ll do topics on any character, family or anything related to DC comics, really. And I’ll do persuasive, compare and contrast, and close analysis. Either give me the easiest topics or give me a challenge, it’s up to you! Additiionally, it’d be really helpful if you would also suggest what comics, show or movie to watch in order to research into the topic before writing the essay. You don’t have to! But it’d be helpful

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16-year-old Wally: There's some inventers contest this weekend, and aunt Iris wants us to "put on our thinking caps" and think of an invention

14-year-old Dick: Come up with anything yet?

Wally: Uh, solar-powered electric jumprope, pencil that makes your grammer more correct, man-yogurt...

Dick: Man-yogurt?

Wally: You know, yogurt for men! All they have now are girly flavours! Like "blueberry" "strawberry" why not man flavours? Porkchops! Stew!

Dick: Interesting... you could call it brogurt!

Wally: ... BROGURT!!!!

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Tim: This is bad. This is really bad. I'm freaking out a little bit here, Bart. I'm not doing well with this. Think of something, how are we going to fix this. Think!

Bart: You know I can't think on demand like that!

Tim: Think!

Bart: Stop saying think! Everytime you say think all I can think is the word think!

Tim: Alright, alright!

Bart: It fills up my whole brain. Think, think, think! Keeps changing colours and sizes, I can't get past it!

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Clark, meeting an 8-year-old Wally for the first time, who's crying while being held by Barry: Hi, Wally! What's wrong?

Wally: I miss aunt Iris

Barry: He always misses his aunt

Wally: She's been gone forever!

Clark, thinking Iris died or something: Aww

Barry: She's been gone for two minutes. And she'll probably be back in 10 minutes

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Barry: I'm gonna have some coffee. What do you want, milk? Or, um... what, milk?

10-year-old Wally: Coffee's fine

Barry: ...

Wally: pff, yeah, I drink it. I'm hip!

Barry: I don't know... this is espresso, you know? It's like coffee-zilla

Wally: I said, I'm hip!

Barry: [shrugs]

[10 minutes later]

Wally: So-she-moved-me-up-a-grade-because-I-wasn't-fitting-in-so-now-I'm-even-MORE-not-fitting-in!-I-was-getting-good-grades-you-know-like-always-so-my-aunt-said-"you need stimulation!"-and-I-go-"no!-I'm-stimulated-as-enough-right-now!"

Barry, chuckling: That's for sure

Wally: So-she-goes-"uh-uh! You don't have a challenge! You need a challenge!"-so-now-I'm-challanged-alright!-I'M-CHALLANGED-TO-HOLD-ONTO-MY-LUNCH-MONEY!-Because-of-ALL-the-big-mooses-who-wanna-pound-me-because-I'm-a-shrimpy-dork-who-thinks-he's-smarter-than-them.

Wally: But-I-don't-think-I'm-smarter!-I-just-do-the-stupid-homework-if-everyone-else-JUST-DID-THE-STUPID-HOMEWORK-they-could-move-up-a-grade-and-get-pounded-isthereanymorecoffee?

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Barry: An A-minus means you actually earned an "A," but the teacher doesn't like you. It's a secret faculty thing

Wallace: What.

Bart: Are you kidding!?

Wally: Et tu, Brute? ... am I using that right?

Wallace: I've been busting my butt for five years, and the whole thing comes down to a few old losers' petty insecurities!?

Bart: Oligarchy!

Wally: Et tu, Brute!