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Yells "Stop" at Dog. Immediately freezes in place. Looks like a cartoon character. Contemplates whether the Stop includes breathing.

Yells "Stop" at the Cat. "You think you can stop me human. Something will definitely be broken due to this out cry."

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

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I like the idea that every robin has had atleast one secret society organisation obsessed with them, except Jason. And hes a little bitter.

I find it even funnier if there just where but he 100% got distracted by book.

Shadow organisation: Hello Brother Ja-

Jason: Is this a complete hand bond collection of Emily Dickinson?

And Jason just assumed one of Bruce's weird *friends* heard he like books.

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Wow, brutal yet accurate

Damian and Jason are fighting about who knows what

Damian: Cry about it! Mr. "Daddy didn't mourn me how I wanted, so I'm going to see how many heads I can fit in this bag"!

Jason:

Damian:

Bruce:

Alfred:

Dick:

Tim:

Duke:

Jesus:

Jason: I'm going to give you a 30 second head start

Damian: Thank you. You're very generous

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Friend doing a Gotham Knights group cosplay. We couldn’t find a image of just the Bludhaven bi logo from the coffee cup so i whipped one up.

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If Y/N starts a true crime podcast and knows Jason is RedHood

Y/N: i have put a pile of cases together can you let me know if you where involved with any of these

Jason: thats a big pile i dont think [checks cases] yep, yes, oh yeah i did that, oh i forgot about that one.

Y/n: Yeah I'm really into true crime podcasts lately.

Jason, trying to flirt: You know I've been the primary suspect in quite a few murder cases.

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I love how some people talk about the fictional crush with grace and elegance. Im out here like i want the sexy zombie boi Jason Todd to use me like a mail box...

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A mirror in the Wayne Manor

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Someone remind me to read this again when im sad

The summary of the fic I'm writing is just:

Ten-year-old!Tim intercepting Nightwing on patrol: hi

Nightwing: Hi there buddy :) you lost?

Tim: no

Nightwing: Do you need help?

Tim: no

Nightwing: ? What do you need then?

Tim, shyly: can you do a somersault for me?

Nightwing: Oh! I can do that :) which one?

Tim: the quadruple somersault please

Nightwing: Okay-

Tim: the one that only Flying Graysons could do.

Nightwing: ...Is that right?

Tim: i know you're Dick Grayson. adopt me and I won't tell anyone

Nightwing:

Nightwing, squinting: You're the Drake kid. When did you become an orphan?

Tim: i didn't

Tim: but I can if that's a requirement

Nightwing: Are you suggesting you would kill your parents?

Tim: ...no?

Nightwing: Kid-

Tim: my name's Tim

Nightwing: Tim, you can't kill your parents.

Tim, stubbornly: you can't parent me until you adopt me

Nightwing, remembering how much he put Bruce through: This is karma.

One month later

Bruce: Dick! I didn't know you were visiting! Not that I'm upset, I'm really glad, it's just a surpise-

Bruce: Whose kid is that.

Dick, exhausted: Mine apparently.

Tim: hi :D

Bruce, assuming Tim is five because he's small: You got someone pregnant at sixteen?

Jason, at the same time: You stole a kid?

Tim: I know you're Batman and Robin :D

Dick: What part of this looks like I had a choice. He was planning to kill his parents.

Tim: they just handed over custody so I didn't have to :D

Dick: I'm sorry for being a difficult kid, but please fix this, he's not eating

Jason: Have you tried peanut butter or potatoes?

Bruce: He knows our identities? And planned to kill his parents?

Dick, ignoring Bruce: Tim's not a dog.

Tim: i like peanut butter. and potatoes

Jason: See, Dickhead? I know stuff.

Dick: You're the smartest person ever, Little Wing, now how do I make that into a full meal

Bruce: Why does a murderous child know our identities?

Dick, frowning: Let the kid eat first, Bruce.

Jason: Yeah, Bruce. Why do you want the kid to starve?

Bruce: I didn't-

Tim: you want me to starve? i'm sorry :(

Bruce: Oh my God

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Any time Dick and Jason team up.

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

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Jason: Oh my God, Tim, what is wrong with you?

Tim: Well, I'm autistic to start with-

Jason: That's not what I meant.

Dick: Damian’s autistic too.

Damian, squinting: What is an autistic and why am I it

Jason:

Tim:

Dick:

Damian: What

Dick: Did Bruce genuinely never get you diagnosed? Or explain why you're so much like him?

Damian: Diagnosed? I'm not ill. And I am like Father because I'm his son.

Tim: This. Explains so much

Damian: So much of what?

Jason, marveling: He's just like Bruce.

Dick: Buddy, we need to take you to a specialist.

Damian, stubbornly: I'm not ill.

Tim: I've got a powerpoint-

Dick, jabbing Tim in the stomach: Of course you're not ill! You're just different!

Jason: This is giving me flashbacks to when we got Dick his ADHD diagnosis.

Damian: What is an ADHD

Dick:

Dick: I give up. Tim, pull up your PowerPoint on autism. I trust you've got one on ADHD too?

Tim: Yeah. Anxiety and depression too, if we're counting all of our mental illnesses.

*Four hours later*

Damian: Father, I think you should seek professional help for your numerous mental health problems. Also I believe I should get screened for autism

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Jason todd, but australian

if he studied in his years abroad in the outback and not Europe and Asia.

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Bruce: Jason, stay here, you aren’t cleared for patrol. Jason: You’re dreaming, mate. Give me a fair go. Bruce: You have a serious concussion. Jason: She’ll be right. Pop some panadol and fuck right out.

- Jason: Awww fuck, I’m fanging for a cuppa. Dick: Jason, I’m begging you.

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Jason after being punched: He’s built like a brick shithouse, I’ll tell ya that.

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Bomb about to explode Jason: GUN IT! Tim: DON’T SHOOT IT! Jason running away: BOLT, ASSHOLE, BOLT.

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Barbara: Hood, do you need backup?  Jason: Yeah nah. 

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I love the idea that pre Dick Grayson, Bruce never really expected to share the batcave with anyone, so there was only one quickly accessible toilet built in the cave. And now when theres any batfam team ups, it's a fight on who can make it to the toilet first.

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Silently squealing

Shut up Dan mora drawing Tim covers but they’re homages to Dick and Jason’s debut as robin respectively is so cute☹️

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I spent 20 minutes putting Jason Todd Cat Boy into that Ai site and I do not regret a single minute

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I dont know why google identifying Jason in the dicowing costume as Dick is so funny to me. But i cant stop cry laughing at how much Jason would hate it.

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This feels like a call out post of my personality

Things I’m sure Jason’s said since coming back from the dead:

What do you mean the next Outlander book still hasn’t come out?

My Chemical Romance did not break up you fucking liar

If people don’t use iPods anymore how the fuck do they listen to music?

What the fuck is Tik Tok and why does it sound like a Vine knockoff?

Fuck J. K. Rowling

Since when do you have to pay for Hulu?

Do Alexa and Siri have origin stories like Cortana?

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If you have access to a country music station that displays the song title i'd recomend playing is that a Loki and Thor fanfic. I started after seeing the song was called Prodical Son then This Ole House followed then Just The Two Of Us then Too Bad You're No Good and im dying cause not one would be out of place.