emeraldwit

[emeraldwit]

Hi hi, this is simpingtmblr, and like. yeah. i ended up writing a 5+1 for the peanut post you made. ive not finished it yet but like simp is my simping alt so had to go on anon. anyway. have a sneak peek bc like holy shit your idea unlocked something in my brain:

“... The other x-men wanted to meet you.”

Wade wasn’t sure what was worse, the hope that entered Logan’s eyes at that or the way he watched the man skewer said hope through with his claws and stamp its head into mulch before his face twisted up into that nasty self-deprecating one that took Wade a couple hours to get off of his face (and Laura a couple less, but the kid had pack-bonded with Logan - he was pretty sure he’d heard both of them refer to her as his kit- so he didn’t have too much jealousy regarding the time difference.)

“The one fuckin’ thing I asked-” Logan cut himself off with a nasty growl before he was pushing himself to be sat up on his behind and ran his hands over his face. A pit opened up in Wade’s stomach (that wasn’t a certain honey badger’s claws or cancer) at the noise and the way that murdered hope in Logan’s eyes started getting desecrated like a certain anchor point’s corpse had in an NSYNC induced fever dream all that time ago. The more he looked up at Wade, the more tired Logan looked, “How did you even manage that one, huh?”

(In the back of his mind, just past that segment dedicated to the boxes and their obnoxious reprimands; and taking a sharp turn past the part of him in a perpetual frankenstein-esque, lovecraftian-rip off realisation of horrors beyond human comprehension - in the face of acknowledging his existence as something human and not in the way something that was played like a goddamn skin suit by other humans in the 3D plain but existed as a sentient creature with its own thoughts simultaneously whilst keenly aware it was also words on a screen and little drawings on pages dumped in the back of some kids wardrobe uncomfortably close to the sex sock could- there was the part of his brain that had seared the way that Logan had looked at him when they’d first met. That pathetic smile when he’d leant his head against the muzzle of his gun and practically asked him to finally put him out of his misery before giving it one last go himself with the help of a bottle and enough alcohol contents in his stomach to have a mortician drunk due to sheer proximity to his corpse. He’d seared that fucking smile into his brain because Wade remembered seeing it in the shitty mirrors of Sister Margaret’s School for Wayward Girls back when Vanessa had died.)

I'm so happy I was able to tickle your brain with this. I've read this segment have a dozen times and I'm going to keep reading it.

It makes my brain go burr

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Baby, You're a Firework

Logan needed time to adjust to his new diemension, and Wade thought it was a great idea to take logan camping. Why not? Any wolverine loves the outdoors.

Too bad it was planned during the fourth of July weekend and Wade had almost forgotten he has a man that has 200 years of severe ptsd with him and Wade had talked logan into coming down to watch the fireworks with him.

It was a suttle thing at first. Barely even perceptable without his experience in body language and own personal trauma. After the first firework went off, Logan's shoulders migrated higher and higher towards his ears, eyes beginning to unfocus. Mind going to a different place, time and war. Hands beginning to tremble ever so slightly. Logan didn't hear Wade, let alone see him disappear or approach. But his scent never left him. Logan was ready to suffer silently and alone as to not inconvenience the man that planned the whole trip just for his comfort.

So Logan would stay quiet, he would be contained and he would be fine. Logan could recognize bullshit. Especially his own. He knew he was lying to himself.

Beginning to fall into his own mind, Logan barely registered the feel of his hair being touched on both sides of his head. But he noticed when the explosions stopped.

Head and hands snapped up to his ears, in shock of the sharp contrast of the blast to a quiet pop instead. Hands finding what felt like the ear protection found at a Gun range. Eyes locking onto Wade and Mary as he sat back down next to him, both with their own ear protection.

The cacophony fading and both men and dog sit calmly side by side with a sky filled with colourful sparks.

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Memory is a fickle thing.

A fascinating thing about the worst logan is that this version remembers his long 200 years of life. As well as him being from an undisclosed dimension And no information give us free reign on backstory.

Deadpool's best wolverine hasn't lost most of his memory due to bullet induced(origins) amnesia(may have regained). I feel that Logan, knowing his whole life history, would have altered his decision-making process as 200 years of habits is hard to break.

I feel that he is the "worst" logan because he HAD his memory and every other (successful) wolverine lost their memory and chose to stay in the x-manor to look for answers and found other reasons to stay with them. And eventually accept that he doesn't need them anymore.

Just my thoughts.

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Who the F@ck is Peanut pt.2

"So, how did you meet your "Peanut?" Collossus asked.

"Oh you know followed all the steps; kidnapped them from their home Dimension, got them thrown into the trash heap at the end of time,tried to destroyed a car. Wished them to spend 3 days of close proximity with me to Go on an epic, adrenaline infused adventure that ended with them permanently anchored to the existence of Our Dimension and most importantly Me. Killed the bad guy. Had dinner and then immediately moved them in and adopted the sweetest baby girl in the world" Wade answered holding Mary up to his face. "Best first date ever"

"...... You Kidnapped Them?" Collosses froze mouth agape. Face in obvious shock and deep concern.

"Is that really what your stuck on?"

Who the F@ck is Peanut?- a Promt idea.

After wade and logan save dimension 10005 and logan moves in. Logan mentions that he doesn't want to meet the xmen of 10005, as he is not their Wolverine and he's not looking to replace his x-men. So wade agrees not to tell.

But Wade's nickname is mouth for a reason. He loves to talk. So when he visits the mansion, he avoids saying any super Identifying nick names. Like Logi-bear, wolvie, honey-badger, ect. He just uses Peanut and they/them pronouns when he talks about Logan to them.

So the x-men know that deadpool is dating someone new but not knowing who. Cause wade keeps sharing stories with them about how "Penuts crazy matches his crazy" and how the sex get really gross super quick but is some of the most satisfying shit he's ever had, and that Peanut is open to trying nee things they've never got to before and the way They rip apart bad guys is super inspiring.

How his Peanut is super self conscious, touch deprived, lonely and doesn't know how to fully people. Not that Peanut told him that, but with how wade observed them and the tva divulging some background angst.

So the X-men kinda wants to know who's dating Wade. Because they sound like a sensitive, hard ass with self-worth issues that's getting way over their head by being in a relationship with the Merc.

So they try to meet Peanut. They invite them to the manor for a party. Try to go to the bar, even crashed at deadpools place to try and meet them. No luck

The closest they got to "meeting Peanut" was when Wade joined for a mission, forgot baby knife and took them to their appartment, left them in the living room and bounced to one of the closed doors. Going in and what appears to sound like wade leaping onto someone on the bed and proceeds to pet name and kiss all over their face while Wade digs around the sheets looking for said knife. (Bs it was a ruse for Wade to see logan in an adorable sleep sodden state cause that shit is a sweet as Miss Mary Puppins).

Open on what direction the author decides to take. Can be 5 in one.

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Logan maybe enjoying the physical contact. But the way he told Deadpool that not all of him was asleep(didn't answer the question)was not angry but not entirely smug.

Deadpool talks in his sleep(important but we'll comeback to that) and he was Saying THORs NAME. Not logans or any variation of nicknames he's been bestowed upon. Thor.

Logan could be enjoying the closeness, but they would have had to be strung up for at least an Hour for Wade to hit the REM cycle to dream. Wade does talk in his sleep but not anywhere close to the noise he makes when awake. Wade also talks quieter. Logan has heightened hearing. Everything is loud. So he's just a bit disappointed Wade woke up.

#THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!!! HE’S LITERALLY SO SMUG HERE!!! LOGAN YOU LITTLE SLUT YOU LOVE EVERY SECOND OF THIS DON’T YOU!!!

“not all of you was asleep”

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

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Headcannon. Best bubs bracelet.

Deadpool would absolutely makes these for logan and himself. And Manages to make Mr. Glum-and-Stabby wear one by putting it on himself

Logan says he hates it.

Logan still wears it.

Logan secretly loves it.

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Everytime wade and worst logan have an argument they fuck up a car. Its therapy for them. Because everytime they start beating the shit out of each other, Logan just starts laughing. Then wade is laughing and it's just a great experience for both of them.

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Worst logan promt- Projecting Failures

The Rant before the odyssey fight that Logan gave Wade, came from a personal place.

Logans brain is filled with white noise as it feels like his whole world is ripped out from under him again. An educated wish? An educated fucking wish. Decades of not being allowed to move past his failures by everyone from his world. Decades of people enacting violence, prejudice and cruelty upon him for his sins.

A fucking wish.

This clown has lied to him, so logan snaps and verbally vomits all his hard ship and repeats what logan has been told by the humans for years after the x-men died.

"I wish i could say you would die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, except it's on all of us."

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Who the F@ck is Peanut?- a Promt idea.

After wade and logan save dimension 10005 and logan moves in. Logan mentions that he doesn't want to meet the xmen of 10005, as he is not their Wolverine and he's not looking to replace his x-men. So wade agrees not to tell.

But Wade's nickname is mouth for a reason. He loves to talk. So when he visits the mansion, he avoids saying any super Identifying nick names. Like Logi-bear, wolvie, honey-badger, ect. He just uses Peanut and they/them pronouns when he talks about Logan to them.

So the x-men know that deadpool is dating someone new but not knowing who. Cause wade keeps sharing stories with them about how "Penuts crazy matches his crazy" and how the sex get really gross super quick but is some of the most satisfying shit he's ever had, and that Peanut is open to trying nee things they've never got to before and the way They rip apart bad guys is super inspiring.

How his Peanut is super self conscious, touch deprived, lonely and doesn't know how to fully people. Not that Peanut told him that, but with how wade observed them and the tva divulging some background angst.

So the X-men kinda wants to know who's dating Wade. Because they sound like a sensitive, hard ass with self-worth issues that's getting way over their head by being in a relationship with the Merc.

So they try to meet Peanut. They invite them to the manor for a party. Try to go to the bar, even crashed at deadpools place to try and meet them. No luck

The closest they got to "meeting Peanut" was when Wade joined for a mission, forgot baby knife and took them to their appartment, left them in the living room and bounced to one of the closed doors. Going in and what appears to sound like wade leaping onto someone on the bed and proceeds to pet name and kiss all over their face while Wade digs around the sheets looking for said knife. (Bs it was a ruse for Wade to see logan in an adorable sleep sodden state cause that shit is a sweet as Miss Mary Puppins).

Open on what direction the author decides to take. Can be 5 in one.

[emeraldwit]

Head Cannon- Ghostly wail

Danny's Ghostly wail is Danny's death screams instead of WhoooOoOooo for the non ecto contaminated.

Kinda like an Aztec death whistle. Has the power to shock the primitive instinct into fight flight or freeze.

https://youtu.be/nLfks4yzzEc?si=dpYiBDxPeADXjmX6

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Headcanon idea - Cujos Collar

This is pretty choppy and I wanted to keep it short. Enjoy the running Brain dialog as I hurl this here

So Cujos collar in the show has his name on the back. The front has the Acxiom Labs logo. Which is the typical depiction of an nucleus with electrons in rotation.

Since he was a puppy when he was "fired". Cujo has spent more of his existence dead, than alive. As a puppy who destroyed the lab that once employed him for his toy. So he could be the puppy he was/is. Existing longer 'outside' than his exposure to Acxiom Labs

Since cujo is his own dog, he enjoys his freedom and choices.

Sometimes a dog ghost is just wants to be a dog . and the dog wants a ghost boy. A ghost dog and his ghost boy.

So over time and visits Cujos makes to see danny, the name tag shifts and morphs and twists and squishes over time, into something new.

The front picture changed into a twisting Galaxy. For cujo gets to play, get pets and be a dog. And a dog is honest.

Make sense that cujo shows where his love lies.

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The best part! Damian keeps getting mistaken for danny in the photo. Classmates who only superficially scanned the cover while waiting in some line. Passing Damian, trying(succeeding)to make fun of him. How dare they rub his brothers success as His failure.

continuation: I want Damian to read the magazine cover as a very non direct/high risk, attempt on danny, to reach to damian to let him know he was alive.

Damian is very happy that Danny escaped. He's free. But he is in danger now that the cover is out. And where he is. in the very neich method of damians animal activism.

Something often overlooked quite often by the public and media because its not exciting. "Oh look, a rich kid volunteering at an animal center. Oh he's funding no kill shelters. Amazing what daddy's money can buy." Unlike Dick who swings on chandeliers.. so no one really notices that it's Not Damian Wayne on the magazine.

Damian wayne and danny fenton twin au. Purple-Back Gorilla style.

We all remember when danny had to do that extra curricular assignment on the Samson(Delilah) the purple back gorilla and ends up on the cover of a prominent women's science magazine doing an ex- po-zeh on the rare pbg. For figuring out it gender.

Here's why.

A puple-backed gorilla is so rare only 2 exist, so rare one is kept in small town Amity Park? both originally 'thought' to be male. By experts. This tells us that this gorilla is so hostile towards people, that experts couldn't properly id its gender and that Samson is allergic to all tranquilizers. So noone could get close. EVER. Then Danny figures out he's actually a she. And Becomes front cover of (possible many more) magazine

It is canon that daimian is a huge animal rights activist. As he's got older, he's probably followed endangered species pretty closely.

I feel like there is a huge opportunity being missed here. There are many versions where things go wrong in Amity Park where danny eventually flees to gotham.

But I want a version of damian getting news his twin is alive because of a magazine cover on the rare gorilla.

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Damian wayne and danny fenton twin au. Purple-Back Gorilla style.

We all remember when danny had to do that extra curricular assignment on the Samson(Delilah) the purple back gorilla and ends up on the cover of a prominent women's science magazine doing an ex- po-zeh on the rare pbg. For figuring out it gender.

Here's why.

A puple-backed gorilla is so rare only 2 exist, so rare one is kept in small town Amity Park? both originally 'thought' to be male. By experts. This tells us that this gorilla is so hostile towards people, that experts couldn't properly id its gender and that Samson is allergic to all tranquilizers. So noone could get close. EVER. Then Danny figures out he's actually a she. And Becomes front cover of (possible many more) magazine

It is canon that daimian is a huge animal rights activist. As he's got older, he's probably followed endangered species pretty closely.

I feel like there is a huge opportunity being missed here. There are many versions where things go wrong in Amity Park where danny eventually flees to gotham.

But I want a version of damian getting news his twin is alive because of a magazine cover on the rare gorilla.

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I need help locating a fic on AO3

So the premise is that while Kallus is being a spy for the rebellion, he and Zeb kept hooking up. And eventually Kallus just disappears from the empire and the rebellion and no one can find him.

Lyste is from the same planet/culture as Kal and is a spy infiltrating the Empire to extract Kallus in efforts to keep their people safe. Kal thinks he is trying to help Lyste escape. The planet they Come from has protected hyperspace lanes that are passed down through song?(I think)

Kallus left the Empire because he was pregnant. But set up a comm channel with zebs birthday being base of it, cause call joked that his birthday looks like a comm channel code. And eventually they talk and kal introduces Lira(?) To zeb

This is all I can remember from this fic. If anyone can assist me in locating it I would be so greatful

Edit: the wonderful @lasats-are-lovely found it!

Link below: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34931173/chapters/86987551

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Okay, imagine this.

Okay, so I love the headcanon that Danny has inter-dimentional Twitter. But I kept thinking that most tech even fenton tech will degrade over time and eventually quit. As I read tumblr on my phone I am reminded of all the old phones I have used to their deaths.

One died to network connection corruption in the hardware, another went dead screen and never started again. Drowning ect.

So I thought that there must be a bunch of ghost phones that died in the zone in a massive pile of various makes and models.

Phones hold a lot of memories, emotions and have helped us to do many things. They have helped spread both joy and sorrow through out their use. Why wouldn't phones drenched with years emotion, when dieing go to the zone.

So danny gets his choice in phone. And the phone is super happy to get used as intended.

They just want to keep people connected. In a non Technis way.

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I bet it's Guy.

Dp x dc

Random Amitie kick in the nuts one male justicie league member for try to 'play' the hero more than a year after all their calls.

Someone records it and goes viral in twitter

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So I was was just thinking about Boggarts.

We all know that Boggarts are considered a magical creature, right? And we can assume from what we have observed by animal in nature, is that when faced with a threat,some prey will try to intimidate predators to get them to back off.

What if a boggarts transformation into your worse fear is actually a fear response to get you to go away.

Ex. When Newt was 13 he was most afraid of being trapped behind a desk.( he didnt) boggart turned into a desk.

Ron is terrified of spiders. BOOM big spider

Newt career is studying magical creatures.

Would newt be able to get a boggart to assume it's natural shape?

and if so.

Could you ever trust that you are right? Or is it just taking the shape your are assuming it would be?

How could you ever know?

........Help me I feel like I've put myself in a paradox, I just keep circling