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Jason: I have cried twice in my life.

Jason: Once when I was fifteen, and the Joker beat me to death with a crowbar.

Jason: And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed

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I'm an acquired taste. Like gazpacho or that free U2 album.

Edward Nygma

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Floyd: I'm the smartest, most skilled member of this squad!

Rick: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Floyd: I paid for my rolos, I'm getting my rolos!

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Dick: What's wrong with you?

Jason: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of maternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Ivy: how did you get all scratched up?

Harley: [flashback to her chasing a raccoon after Pam told her to leave it alone]

Harley: I'm having an affair

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Barry: Is the equipment secure?

Hal: Check.

Barry: Weapon loaded?

Hal: Check.

Barry: Did you have breakfast?

Hal: What? That's not on the checklist.

Barry: I added it because I care about you.

Hal: No, I did not have breakfast.

Barry: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Hal: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.

Barry: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in. And I don’t want to fit in . Have you ever seen me without this stupid cowl on? That’s weird!

Bruce Wayne

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Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s ruse

Oliver Queen