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he is my husband (i'm fully a lesbian)
Sejanus "eyes too big for his face" Plinth you will be forever loved by me
#shhh#don't think too hard about it#i love him#men gross me tf out#they're terrible#not him though#I mean he is a little mentally ill but hey so am i#real#he's just so cutesy#I need him#actually not like that though#ew#still gay#:( sigh#womp womp#god knew I'd be too horny to function as a bisexual#just to be clear I mean twunk sejanus#not movie sejanus#no offense but that is a 30 year old straight man#icky#anyways#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#gay#lgbtq#sejanus plinth
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average scott and sid scene:
(spoiler!!! even though the movie came out several years ago lol)
about 1:01:12
Sid: I just want options. I want to get a good education. I see my mum, and I get so scared that I could end up like her. Scott: I wont let you. 😳😭🫠😩😵💫😱🥺🥰😵 Sid: No, that’s not your job, Scott. Scott: I’ll make it my job. 😳😮😭🫠🤪😩😵💫🥹😱🥴😖☺️🥺🥰😫😵
like he was fully planning to take care of him for the rest of his life, no questions asked. huh
#i don't understand#how the fuck#are they not married#how did scott not snatch that up#or maybe#sid was the only dream he couldn't chase#oh my GOD#yeah i'm crying now#lmao#gay#lgbtq#scott and sid#the gays#they're just so silly#scott elliot#I can't take how in love he is#and it goes on for the entire movie#it's literally 100 minutes of this bs#just scott going after everything he wants#except for sid#wtf#sid sadowskyj#richard mason#tom blyth#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#trying and failing to get the hg fans into this movie#even just the feral tom blyth fans idc just somebody please watch it
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sobbing aggressively, as per usual
straight people are always like "I love you" meanwhile gay people are like [the entirety of the geothermal escapism episode]
#community#community tv#troy barnes#abed nadir#troy and abed#trobed#geothermal escapism#lgbtq#gay#i love gay people#however#every time I watch that episode#I have a mental breakdown#rip me
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me when I come out of a depressive episode
Just give him a minute ✋
#guys it's okay#you can laugh#it's funny#it's just a little break from slaying#that's all it Is#totally#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#coriolanus snow#gay#serving cvnt#slay
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I’m doomscrolling in the bathroom and I just started crying because of THIS
HEARTSTOPPER 3.04 Journey
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crazy find
omg I was reading through my psych sci textbook and there's a paragraph about tbosas movie fans???
from Psychological Science, Seventh Edition (Michael S. Gazzaniga, Elizabeth Phelps, Elliot Berkman)
as you can see, I love a good roast. please don't take it too seriously. I know it's absurdly niche and vague. but again, as I said in my previous post, this blog is mostly just an alternative to journaling. an outlet for my poor, overwhelmed brain that never shuts the fuck up.
unless you want to take it as a learning experience. then be my guest.
#roast#elite level humor#burn#psychology#psychological science#college#psych major#w major#psych humor#nerd humor#because this is where we're at rn#the peak of insanity#go ahead#laugh#laugh at my ridiculousness#yeah#I did come up with this in the middle of the night#what about it#I thought it was creative#and I do love a good roast#especially#seth macfarlane#pete davidson#nikki glaser#they're goated#when it comes to roasts#anyways#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg
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hahaha. hahahahahahahaha. hah. funny.
(i'm doing it. resisting is for losers. sue me. i'm feeling cranky today.)
to be clear I am not taking shots at this creator of this post. I am using this post as an opportunity to address the entire fandom (although i'm sure less than 50 people will see this) because over the years I have lost the sustained ability to debate with people about things that are obvious and frankly not debatable.
I thought hunger games fans were supposed to be better and smarter because hunger games itself is a very unique kind of series, with its unprecedentedly bold and accurate commentary about a lot of different aspects of society, while still being entertaining. I thought its thought-provoking nature was part of the appeal. but no. the fans still lack critical thinking skills. they still have the tendency to ignore evidence to favor their own beliefs, to reject any kind of complex or contradicting facts (even though primrose's death has been staring us in the face since mockingjay), and to blame one entity for all problems, effectively sacrificing the truth for easily fathomable solutions. they still have the capacity to be as toxic as any other fandom, and personally attack people they don't agree with, simply because they feel brave enough to do so behind a screen. they're just people, after all.
and hey, I'm not immune to lapses in judgement. but I have made it a priority to always be willing to learn and grow. I especially don't bully people on the internet. and before you call me a keyboard warrior, I will point out that you don't know me personally. I will tell people this to their faces. I may be a bit socially inept in that regard, but I promise I have the right intentions. I just can't stand it when people refuse to think critically. it's why a certain dumbass keeps getting elected president of the united states. it's why suzanne collins keeps writing more books. it's also why I think everyone should be required to take a psychology course in high school (speaking as a psych major in college).
and so if necessary, I will whip out my chief debater alter ego, even if it takes years off of my life.
I am not trying to start a fight on here. I'm partially just screaming into the void a little, because I find this more effective than journaling. but mostly, I agree with this post, while also acknowledging the inherent hypocrisy in it.
do not come for me. I have the entire tbosas book memorized. and I am insane. clinically. good luck.
seeing a bad take and resisting the urge to reblog with commentary
#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#yes i'm crazy#but i'm just mad#and tired#and hungry#and I need to wash my hair#what about it
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meant to post a while ago but anyway


twink death is a serious issue guys. maybe we need an ice bucket challenge for that instead since mental health isn't real


#forgot to take this out of my drafts#fml#joking#i'm pointing out the stupidity of the new ice bucket challenge#for mental health#because#in my experience#way too many people that did the challenge#don't gaf about mental health#and#and I wanted to take a stab at the masculinization of twinks#there you go#enjoy#lgbtq#gay#twink death#tom blyth#timothee chalamet#if you're mad#get over it#like I said#this is a joke#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games
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breaking my silence again
the sooner we accept that this mf is pansexual, as are most people in panem, the sooner we can understand that heteronormativity (or at least homophobia) is virtually not a thing there. it's like the only good thing about it fr
#thg#hunger games#panem#heteronormativity#comphet#it literally doesn't exist there#why cant we have THAT part of panem in our lives#instead of whatever tf we have now#ugh#ballad of songbirds and snakes#tbosas#coriolanus snow#lgbtq#pansexual#gay#to be clear#im not talking about his romantic identity#im just saying#that man does not give a fuck about gender#when it comes to who he's attracted to#and why would he#his type is just hot people who are brave#and also nice to him#oop#real asf
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#happy pride month#again#wlw#lesbian#bisexual#sapphic#wlw post#lgbtq#dykeposting#wicked#elphaba thropp#galinda upland#gelphie#they're gay your honor
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literally. there are SO many good bromances, including but certainly not limited to:
joey and chandler - friends
cho and rigsby - the mentalist
ted and beard - ted lasso
sheldon and leonard - the big bang theory
nick and schmidt - new girl
stewie and brian - family guy (yes I know they've done all the gayest shit together but they're not in LOVE like these other bitches down below. ykwim?)
so, without further ado, here are the ones I REFUSE to believe are bromances, or just friends, or even just not gay. I am never, ever changing my mind. I will not be dying on this hill; no. I will make sure I live forever so that my point still stands:
troy and abed - community
buck and eddie - 9-1-1
scott and sid - scott and sid
sherlock and watson - sherlock
ryan and esposito - castle
coriolanus and sejanus - tbosas BOOK!! (and no, not in a stupid ass toxic mlm bullshit ship. they genuinely click somehow. in the way that even though they don't necessarily understand each other, they find their own unique ways to meet each other where they're at, as a result of the mutual respect and admiration they share. it's all in the subtle things. and yes I said, mutual. I could cite everything but that would just take way too long so please just don't fight me on this.)
also I realize that these are mostly tv shows but I have one movie and one book ok. shut up.
anyways happy pride lol [edit: had to add some after the fact bc it didn't save everything 🥲]
Why do the "let dudes be friends" ppl only ever say that about the gayest motherfuckers who have ever walked the earth??? So many good examples and good representation of dudes being pals, but you have to say this shit about the two men who stare at each other's lips for a living and clearly dream about each other at night???
#lgbtq#gay#bromance#vs#homoeroticism#who would win#the answer is neither#I love a good homoerotic friendship on tv#it's too evil irl#but every tv bromance is different#also applies to movies and books#thg#hunger games#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#snowjanus#snowjanus is canon sorry not sorry#community#trobed#the mentalist#ted lasso#the big bang theory#new girl#family guy#911 abc#scott and sid#bbc sherlock#castle#friends#rip matthew perry
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headline: fork spotted in kitchen
plainclothes, coming out in theaters later this year (pun most certainly intended)
I swear how has tom managed to only be in 💅 movies throughout his entire adult life but never fully played GAY in any of them. until now yay
thank goodness. the lord has answered our prayers
#jk i'm an atheist#I don't pray#I manifest#that shit works#love that he's is finally committing to the bit though#lgbtq#gay#plainclothes#fork found in kitchen#carmen emmi#tom blyth#russel tovey#two british men set in an american movie#sounds about right#totally#syracuse#syracuse orange#otto the orange#slay#maybe there's a reason the mascot is a literal FRUIT#how are they going to do the syracuse accent oml#they better do it justice#or else#anyways#they're gonna eat this up I know it#i mean the acting#I am still skeptical about the accent#but I am ready to be proved wrong#can't wait for this movie
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If I had a nickel for every time a community episode helped me answer a question on a final, I’d have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice
#1: opening scene in season 3, episode 16 - virtual systems analysis (I used it on my biology final in high school. I shit you not. it was incredibly helpful.)
#2: about 5 minutes into season 1, episode 4 - social psychology (used this on an intro to psych final in college. thanks duncan for teaching freud lol)
for all the silliness in this show, there are a bunch of things I actually found helpful 😆
#pierce was interesting but he did have his moments#and john oliver rules#community#community tv#community nbc#greendale community college#college#biology#psychology#jeff winger#abed nadir#troy barnes#annie edison#shirley bennett#pierce hawthorne#britta perry#ian duncan#john oliver
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there, I fixed it
this poster has been bugging me for a long time and I finally feel like it's right
#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#coriolanus snow#i hate this movie#“everyone hungers for something”#give me a fucking break#he was literally just hungry#period#full stop#give him some food ffs#the only other acceptable poster option would be dick#argue with the wall
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OHMY GOD SO I JUAT PLAYED AKINATOR AND TRIED TO MAKE HIM GUESS HIMSELF BUT HE KEPT ASKING IF THE PERSON I WAS THINKING OF WAS GAY AND HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I JUST KEPT PRESSING YES AND THEN

LOOK AT HIS SMUG FACE
AKINATORS BOYFRIEND
#happy pride 🌈#indeed#akinator#bisexual#polyamorous#pride#pride month#lgbtq#i'll admit#I cried laughing
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I love her I love her I love her I love her I
Sabrina Carpenter
The Eras Tour São Paulo | November 24 2023
#sabrina carpenter#she's so cute#i love her#I need her to give me a hug#please please please#see what i did there
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as much as I dislike the "I can/can't fix him" narrative for literally every reason, I gotta hand it to this person. nailed it with this post. short but sweet and got the message across. effortlessly funny. I laughed out loud in my music lecture. whoops. sorry to my professor.
#10/10#no notes#i love it#well some notes#but it was funny enough to the point that I couldn't care less#you nailed it#just like sejanus should've nailed—#ok#bye#tbosas#ballad of songbirds and snakes#thg#hunger games#sejanus plinth#coriolanus snow#snowjanus#gay#lgbtq#snowjanus is canon sorry not sorry
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