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shitposts I found in the depths of my google docs

Once upon a time, some random person decided to start a story with these 4 words. Suddenly every writer decided that it would be a good idea to also start with those 4 words. And thus,no writer made any funny introductions.

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just hit 300 followers! thank you~

i know these are annoying, but I just wanted to say thank you to each and every one of you! im glad you enjoy my posts :)

here's to another year, and to you guys! thank you all again, you mean the world to me :D

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Things That Would Happen if I Went to Hogwarts pt. idek anymore

*CHRISTMAS EDITION*

Me: *chilling in the great hall*

Draco:

Me: oh shit-you scared me. hi Draco

Draco:

Me:

Me: are you o-

Draco: *slamming a giant box on the table*

Me: wh-

Draco: *slams two bags on the table*

Me: tha-

Draco: *pulls out a tiny box out of his jacket*

Me: Im-

Draco: *digging through his pockets* shut up hang on

Me:

Draco: *placing a letter gently on the boxes*

Me: are all these for me? Draco, Im *tears up* you didnt have to *voice cracking* get me so many-

Draco: yeah yeah merry christmas youre a great friend or whatever *sprints away*

Me: *crying*

Draco, in the background: *ran into the wall, Blaise is laughing and Pansy moves away from the both of them*

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Hogwarts on Crack but more than usual

Me, trying to bake something: where'd all the ginger go

*The Weasley siblings barging in*

Me: ah, there it is

*Later*

Me, in the hospital wing, being bandaged by Madam Pomfrey: It was honestly an honor to get beat up by them, truly, I would do everything the same and enjoyed every second of it.

Madam Pomfrey:

Me: oh shit i think i left my cake in the ove-

*distant explosion and screaming*

Madam Pomfrey:

Me: so hypothetically how flammable are the kitchens

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im so glad this was put on my dashboard a million thankyous for that @hopelessbutterfly

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Fred: *walking into my dorm* do you-

Me: *slowly puts down the candle I lit for my Fred shrine*

Fred: you know what, nevermind-

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Peter Parker

Villain: do that again, and I'll kill you and your entire family

Peter: jokes on you, my family's dead, so I guess it'll just have to be me! and I've been waiting for this day!

Villain: wh-

Tony, barging in: NO THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT-

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A little something I came up with a while back (MCU Edition)

(inspired by my grudge held at for Steve after endgame)

y/n: oh my god steve, shut up. You're so old youre practically dying of dementia

Steve, walking over to y/n and looking down at them: what did you say?

y/n, arms crossed not breaking eye contact: what, you didn't hear me? you must need some hearing aids too. I'll see if Clint can hit you up with some

(note: this was a while back and i know this is very ✨cringy✨, but whaᵗᵉᵛᵉʳ)

(and the ✨cool scenario✨ that I thought of was basically them getting into an argument or something idk this was my way of coping i guess)

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Things I would do/say if I went to Hogwarts

Trying to get Fred to smell Amortentia

Fred: what is this

Me: Im trying to replicate different scents of different people

Fred: are you sure its not amortentia? cause I wouldnt want to hurt your feelings

Me: riight...and no, I promise <-(lie)

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t.w.(trigger warning, mention of the word suicide, not the action).

hi everyone! different sort of post today, sorry about that.

I've been struggling a bit<--(understatement) schoolwise, which has been taking a toll on my mental health.

I just wanted to ask you all what you do whenever you're feeling this way, sort of in a slump and almost...hopeless? But you feel like you're being selfish for thinking that, so you try to convince yourself that nothing's wrong.

thank you!

and remeber, should you ever need someone to talk to or a place to just let out your thoughts, my mail is always open. Whatever is sent will not be shown/reposted to anyone else. Nor will there be a reply, unless you specifically would like one.

this is a safe space for all of you, and remember:you are so much more than you think you are, you are worth so much more than you give yourself credit for, and its ok to feel shitty sometimes and want to be alone. take time for yourself, and be gentle with yourself. you are a beautiful person, an amazing person. be kind to yourself, and listen to what your body needs. cut yourself some slack, you've been through things that weren't your fault. the fact that you are reading this means something. you may not know what that something is right now, but a while from now, you will smile to yourself because you know what that something was.

suicide hotline and text number:800-273-8255

look out for yourself, and for others. you'll get through this, one way or another.

stay safe, I love you all :) <3

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Things I'd do/say If I went to Hogwarts + me being a major hypocrite

*In Potions Class*

*cue Snape being his usual weird edgy emo greasy hair self*

Me: *raises hand*

Snape: -yes?

Me: If you're a potions teacher, couldnt you just like, brew something to make you less mope-y? All Im saying is that it might help with your obssesion with Harry's mom.

Snape: Excuse-

Me: Like, genuinely professor. It's honestly unhealthy to be obsesing over someone who's dead.

*Me in my Cr*

*attempting to shift to Cedric*

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I am so sorry but I couldn't risk it

Blame this guy named tony for this ok😭

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everyone please stay safe, and stay alert!

be very careful.

I frequently get texts from random numbers, thankfully most are just harmless spam.

but my tip is to not even open the chat if you do not know the number, or if the message is confusing or has nothing to do with you. Just delete it.

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

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its spooky season you know what that means yep time to change my tumblr settings to pumpkin

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MCU on crack but more than usual

Me: hey Peter

Peter: yeah?

Me: you know that saying, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away"?

Peter, falling from the ceiling getting up from his seat: say no more im on it

*Later*

Doctor Strange: has anyone seen-

Me and Peter, throwing apples at him:

Strange: WHAT IN THE-

Peter: ARE YOU AFRAID OF APPLES??!!!?

Strange: NO WHY THE FUCK-

Me: PETER DONT SAY THE "A" WORD HE'LL GET SCARED

Strange: what the HELL-

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Things I'd Say/Do in the MCU thanks to the pain that the movies and everything else put me through

Peter: im kinda sad-

Me, sobbing: PETER OH MY GOD *hugs abnormally* I LOVE YOU WE ALL DO YOUR LITERALLY THE BEST KINDEST MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER-

Doctor Strange, sipping his tea: anyways

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Dr.Crane/Jonathan Crane(Cillian Murphy) Appreciation post

reblog or do whatever if you, like me, are completely willing to jump into a fear-gas chamber for him

or just also have a huge crush on him

(my obsession began one october like 4 years ago and has since stayed by my side. we're pretty good friends)