#ron weasley

[thestarsarebrightertonight]

but daddy i love him! // theodore nott x fem granger reader

playlist : but daddy i love him - taylor swift

summary : being hermiones slightly younger , less intelligant and more reblellious sister, it is your duty to have a boyfriend no one approves of to match.

y/n used , gryffindor granger reader , swearing

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"merlin hes so hot" you whined with you head in your hand , staring across the hall at theodore nott.

hermione shuddered in disgust , "yeah and hes a terrible person."

"mione hes really not , just because hes slytherin doesnt mean hes some kind of horrific monster," you rolled your eyes , finally looking away from theodore and looking at hermione across from you.

"dont mix your delusion with reality y/n. him and his friends have bullied us since first year," hermione snapped back.

"whos us? ive never been teased by him before but stay safe i guess," you argued , getting more annoyed by the second.

"you cant be with him y/n , not only does he not do relationships , clearly , hes not good for you!"

"oh but daddy i love him!" you said in a mocking childish tone.

"did you just call hermione daddy?" ron cringed inbetween his quick eating.

"its a little mermaid reference ronald." you said sternly , judging the boys messy consumption of the food on his full plate.

"whats a little mermaid reference?" he mocked.

you, hermione and harry all looked at him with pure shock , forgetting ron wasnt really accustomed to muggle films , "please educate your man mione."

she gasped in pure horror as ron pretened to gag , they both argued over eachother throwing loud defenses and digs at eachother.

"look! i would actually rather die than listen to one more second of all this bitching and moaning!!" you shouted over them , silencing their arguing as harry nodded along with your statement.

"y/n i dont mean to stir the pot but i dont really think nott is a great partner either," ron said with disgust.

"thanks for that ron! wanna add your two cents harry? seems like everyone cares who i have silly crushes on nowadays!" you fumed , turning to the twins who sat on the table besides you , "good morning george , fred, would you like to give your opinion on theodore nott?"

"hate him," fred stated plainly.

"i always target him in quidditch," george quickly followed with a shrug as you let out a defeated groan.

you turned back to the trio , crossing your arms in anger , "im going to go see ginny , see what she thinks of all this , she always supports me unlike you little goblins!"

"yeah cause ginny has a crush on basically every guy," ron scoffed.

"atleast ginny can admit when she has feeling for someone and doesnt pine on her best friend for years! atleast she isnt in denail!" you said smugly as hermione and ron squirmed in discomfort , blushing.

you abruptly stood up from the table , beginning to stomp away when harry shouted after you , "have a great day mrs nott!"

you turned to look at him , flipping him off before shouting back , "aw you too mr weasley!".

harry blushed as ron looked between the two of you , "shes insane , calling you weasley , what weasley could you possibly marry!"

ron scoffed and continued eating his food as harry scratched the back of his neck awkwardly and exchanged a look with hermione.

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you now found yourself storming the corridors , looking for ginny when someone fell into step besides you , their deep voice making you shudder.

"hello mrs nott."

you stopped in you tracks and looked besides you in horror , theodore smirked down at you.

"erm hi," you mumbled quietly , face deep red in embarrassment. how could you forget the whole time that theodore had been sat with his friends on the table across from you?!

"dont go all shy on me now , i liked how you defended me." he smirked.

"i was really just joking dont get excited ," you teased , finally shaking your shyness.

"didnt sound like a joke to me? you got really worked up granger," he still held his smug expression , eyes peircing yours even when you didnt look back.

"look nott , i just like picking fights with them its funny to tease them." you shrugged continuing your walk as theodore followed still looking at you the whole time.

"go out with me," he said sternly as you paused again.

"are you being serious?" you said trying to seem not as interested as you truly were.

he grabbed your hand and pulled you to the empty classroom besides you , pushing you against the door to shut it.

he put one hand beside your head on the door and the other playing with your hair and grazing your cheekbone , "dead serious."

you looked at him , finally silent for the first time in your life , your silence allowing him to continue , "you can say you dont like me all you want. that its jokes , that its just to get a reaction. but i think we both know its more than that."

"im not gonna be one of your girls nott , im not like that. sure i have a different type to my sister but that doesnt mean i go for fucking man whores who just wanna get me in their bed."

"ouch , your words hurt me, bella. ive never touched a single girl asides from you. ive waited for you." he said softly.

"basically every person in this school says otherwise nott."

his hand that was resting on the door cleched into a first tightly , "stop calling me nott. its theo to you."

"why do you care?" you asked as his frustration grew.

he stared at you now with cold eyes , danger in them like he was staring at his prey. you simply looked back , folding you arms and watching as his eyes flicked down your face.

"dont play hard to get. you practically announced your love for me a second ago y/n." he mumbled.

"sure. ill go out with you, charity work." you joked as he finally dropped his anger and laughed.

"i like it by the way," he said looking up with a smirk as you stared back with confusion , " 'mrs nott,' it suits you."

"hm i dont know. ive always been kinda progressive , mr granger," you smirked before pushing him away with one hand and walking out of the classroom, leaving him to stare at your figure.

the second you found ginny you practically screamed in her face with excitement , "ginnny you will not BELIEVE IT!!"

[meemoop]

The Hippie

Harry deserves a vacation. Without Draco.

[toorumlk]

another piece for my 18+ romione lovers

(beware the boob and butt)

[drarrargh]

many such cases

[coldemergency]

Ron: Wow, get a load of this guy lol

Tom: He already has

Harry: …Tom… don’t

Tom: Multiple times in fact. Sometimes more than once if you get my drift

Harry: omg

Ron:

Ron: I regret everything that has led to this moment in time

[gatopidao]

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[mallowsweetmiri]

Hogwarts in Spring 🌷✨🌱📚

[50044w44s]

Headcanon <3

Ron grew up with five older brothers and a little sister, his parents love each other, his mother is really sensitive and loving. Of course Ron's good with emotions. Maybe Hermione got it wrong.

Because later in life, Hermione saw it clearly. It was in the way Ron was able to talk Harry into telling them when he needed help. In the way he hugged Ginny tightly before every mission. In the way he called Hermione everytime to let hee know if he was going to home late from work. In the way he was the sweetest father in the world, like he was born to be one.

Ronald Weasley has more emotional intelligence than you give him credit for.

[jeanthebeagle]

That feeling when Harry is getting threats from teachers again

[sunfl0w3rmel0n]

[pottericonic]

Are you excited for the HBO Max tv series? 🥺

[im-actually-a-certified-idiot]

i love how ron can read harry so easily, he knows exactly when harry doesnt want to talk, or when he's feeling down, or whatever. like idk about y'all but if i had someone like that i would be SO DOWN BAD

[broken-introvert]

mlp hp au anyone?

[voldemorts-tap-shoes]

Can someone who’s good at art draw romione as this line from TTPD

I scratch your head, you fall asleep

Like a tattooed golden retriever

I can’t stop thinking about it but I can’t draw, send help 😅

[coldemergency]

I saw the praise kink quote and the way someone commented on them both having it and now all I can think about is Harry and Voldemort having any verbal fight at all except they also try to out-kink the other and make him uncomfortable.

Except they are kinda into it and it just escalates that all the others are uncomfortable. From the compliments that get progressively more cursed to everyone involved.

Like, how the hell should "your skincare will put any ghost to shame, did you sacrifice someone on samhain?" be interpreted

I am cackling!!!!

I can just imagine Ron sitting there like "Are they... fighting... or?"

No, Ron, it's foreplay

[calmlyerratic]

What would it be like? Meeting your dead father for the first time?

It couldn't possibly be true. Sure, Sirius, Lupin, and—bloody hell—

Ron felt his throat burn dry at the shock of the teenage Wormtail, parading haphazardly along beside them. And he couldn't deny his own eyes and ears—Sirius and Lupin as young as he'd seen them in photos.

But, how in Merlin's name could they be?

Harry had shaken Sirius' hand, but Ron hadn't, and he felt incredibly tempted to poke him with his wand. So, he did.

"Oi! Where do you get off—!" Sirius brandished his own wand, silver eyes narrowing to slits.

Probably should have gone for Lupin, Ron reconsidered as he watched Lupin hold back a grin.

"Sorry mate," Ron grimaced sheepishly as they walked, putting his hands up in surrender. "I just wanted to—er, be sure..."

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from my fic, Encounters of the Future Sort by CalmlyErratic read it here on ao3 :)

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