#this is about batman

[propheticpanickingnerd]

What is it with homoeroticly shaving your best friend's beard????

Never heard of this trope before but now everywhere i go there's gays shaving each others facial hair

[birdiebats]

Is it really OOC if the canon never has consistent characterisation? 🧐🧐🧐

[damianbugs]

me, starting a discussion about a comic book character based on their comic book characterisation and actions from stories written in their comic books:

someone who has never read any comic book about said comic book character ever: so i have not read any comics but i think —

[foxy-the-silly-little-hooligan]

The funny thing about living with someone just as mentally ill and neurodivergent as you are is that you will both be in different states of brainrot but then one of you will say something completely unhinged about their scrumblo babygirl and not only will you understand you will Relate.

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[mildelectrocution]

Inspired by Darwyn Cooke's iconic Batman & Robin illustration, and the New Batman Adventures.

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[abisalli]

Jason but he wears this helmet 😼

[lakeswherepoetsdied]

Some people on the internet are just sooo incorrect about things

Obviously this couldn’t possibly apply to me

[foolnamedjoey]

YJ inspired Jason I stare at you

[frownyalfred]

favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.

It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[goaheadandgetinthebog]

Several videos (independently) start circulating on the internet of the Waynes info dumping.

Bruce - the role of railways in westward expansion in the 1890s

Dick - clown eggs

Jason - tb and the New England vampires of the late 19th century, with reference to vampire literature

Cass - Paris sewer system

Tim - comparison of different camera lenses from different manufacturers, with model numbers

Duke - anti homeless architecture and how to remove it

Damian - cat declawing

After all this, a new meme forms.

'You must be this autistic to get adopted by Bruce Wayne.'

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Post patrol family game night goes awry ...

Meme reference under cut

[onnahu]

Batman is great with kids. He's kind, he's gentle, he's patient. But never towards his own.

A tragedy of Bruce being a parent, stopping seeing his kids as kids.

[fruitfloats]

some of the habits different robins didnt realize came from Dick:

-Jason has kept the same stretching routine this whole time, even Dick has changed his, but Jason does the one that dick used to do in preparation for his circus act.

-When Tim taps his feet while writing out a report, he always taps out the same rhythm, the same one Dick used to do when he had to sit for long periods of time.

-Everytime Steph ties up her hair she uses a blue hair tie, they were the only ones around in the batcave when she needed one and then it became tradition for her. Dick used blue ones when he had longer hair because its his favorite color.

-Damian always rolls his right shoulder when hes standing around, he doesn't know why he does it or even notices that he does it. Dick injured his right shoulder years ago and it always needs to be stretched out or it gets stiff.