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Some more of my Batfam appearance headcanons

Bruce: he 100% had salt n pepper hair; yknow, the black with lines of white in it, if not from his age then from the stress of being Batman for over two decades and being the father of like 7 feral children. But the cool part is that, his hair is jet black, and the white parts can probably reflect light. Also, I hc that when he adopted Dick he still went out in Gothic outfits with full face of goth makeup, but by the time he got Duke he just put on eyeliner everyday and wears black turtlenecks.

Dick: GIVE THAT MAN LONG HEALTHY LUSTROUS HAIR PLEASE. His hair reaches his hips when he showers, it’s almost as black as Bruce’s, and it’s straighter than him (pan Nightwing my beloved). He wears it in a man bun while he goes out as Nightwing, and either in a ponytail of wears it down when he’s with friends/family. He started growing it out when he moved out, and fate one particularly bag fight with Bruce he got blue highlights that matched his suit, and gave his dad a heart attack because “secret identities dick!”.

Jason: I saw one artist that draws him half blind, like that the bomb that killed him got him in the eye and now he has an explosion shaped red scar on his face and a white soulless eye. When Roy really annoys him, Jason will come over to his house when he knows he’s on patrol and wait in the dark, and when Roy comes back he just see’s a green glowing eye in his kitchen and he almost shits his pants. Every. Single. Time.

Tim: TRANS TIM IS CANON IN MY OPINION. Let my dude be born a dudet. Let him be double queer. Also, he has piercing to match with his punk boyfriend that he loves very much. Like, it started with snakebites to annoy Bruce (he learned from Dick’s highlights phase), but then he really liked it, and got the regular ear piercing (he had little Robin earrings he had custom made), and after he started dating Kon they got matching earring together (I don’t know how they’re called, those long ones that sit on your lobe? You know what I mean?). And let my boy have a mullet, we all know he’s the biggest dick glazer and when he saw Nightwing with a mullet when he was 9 it changed his brain chemistry forever.

Damian: give that child some melatonin before I lowk commit. Also, very important, he is Arabic AND CHINESE. He has Chinese blood in him and you are definitely able to see that. In my mind, he’s a few shades lighter than Talia, and his hair is exactly Bruce’s color, he got his mother’s eyes and eyebrows, and his father lips and nose. Also that bitch is GAY and he dresses the part in the best way possible. Like yes he’s still emo as fuck but he 100% fits the gay stereotype of thinking about what to wear for hours and stressing about his looks. OH and he’s the biggest eyeliner abuser in the goddamn family (Bruce is very close behind him and dick is in 3rd and is very unhappy about that).

Cass: she is the proudest lesbian you have ever met, and I mean it. She has a lesbian flag keychain that she keeps on a scissor shaped carabiner that she puts on her jeans with a lesbian star pattern embroidered on it, she rocks scissor shaped earrings right next to her masc lesbian mullet with purple that she gets so excited every time someone asks about because that means she can info dump about her amazing girlfriend for the next three hours. She has 300 bracelets, earrings and necklaces to match with Steph, and the only shoes she ever wears are mismatched converse, one black and one purple, that she’s sharing with Steph. She has black mini vampire nails, she has countless queer pins on her bag (ahem ahem she uses she they pronouns) and will gladly give you one if you want it.

Steph: pretty much the same as Cass, but she has black highlights instead of purple and she is WAY less extreme than her. She was a bit hesitant about the highlights at first, because she wasn’t sure how that would go with her curly hair, but Cass argued that she always straightens it anyways and Steph is like. “Oh right. Okay babe.”

Alfred: just wanted to remind you all that he canonically sleeps in a suit.

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dont worry about it jason...

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Robin, pointing at the newly established Nightwing: Aren’t ya gonna do something about him?

Nightwing, full dicowing glory:

Robin: Ya look like you’re goin’ to a shitty disco to get all kinds of fucked up diseases.

Nightwing: Awww thank you little wing.

Robin: That wasn’t a compliment.

Batman: Be nice to your brother.

Robin, eyebrow raised: So ya approve?

Batman, thinking back to the time he tried to convince 9-year-old Robin into a pair of pants: I’ll give you $300 if you can get him to change it.

Jason: Deal.

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Found this collecting dust in my drafts so here ya go

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This was so funny to me, lol

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dick took it as blackmail on jason

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I love Dick Grayson so much it’s not even funny. He is such a loser.

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It's called fashion, Bruce

another repost from my Instagram in 2021

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So happy for Dick Grayson on finally getting his own alien who think all his fashion choices are the right ones and he is one hot fashion genius.

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quick warm-up that reminded me of a meme

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Why does he look like a lesbian (I need more of lesbian Dick)

I HC that dick wears eyeliner and that selena influenced it onto him

Also i love the idea of him wearing gold jewellery (him and dami prob bond even more over it)

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WARNING: organ trafficking stuff

Sequel to this post

Also inspiration from this fic

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Charlie's first patrol

timmy and bats

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Tim: Hey, Alfred?

Alfred: Yes, Master Timothy?

Tim: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Alfred:

Alfred: Where’s Master Damian?

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This fight between them is so funny and specially this line because they do end up hugging it out

Dick * joking * : Timmy can we hug this out bud??

Tim: Everyone I love dies. Everyone.

Dick:

Tim:

* they hug it out *

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Oh, nothing, I’m just thinking about ftm Tim Drake in a situation where he HAS so go undercover as a girl. Where he HAS to put on a wig, wear a dress, maybe even put on some makeup. Where he’s staring at himself in the mirror and absolutely breaking down because he looks like a girl. He thought he was getting better. He thought he was way past passing publicly. Hell, an old lady called him a handsome young man just yesterday. But he looks like a girl.

Oh, just thinking about Bruce or Dick finding him in the bathroom, bawling his eyes out while looking so much like a woman it’s uncanny, and only then do they find out he’s trans. Then they call Cass back from wherever she was and tell her to drop everything she’s doing because they REALLY need her help on a case and no it cannot wait.

And that same evening, while Tim is in that state of not quite crying but not quite NOT crying, alone in his bedroom in the darkness of Drake manor, convinced his family would never see him the same way, Alfred walks in with a photo album, sits down next to him and tells him about a boy born in a girl’s body named Penelope Pennyworth, how he had to pretend to be a man in order to enlist in the British army, about how he left home and moved to the US after the war was over in order to live as Alfred Pennyworth.

And how Tim is so shocked he lets Alfred lead him down to the kitchen where half is family is waiting (Jason? What are you doing here?) and after a long moment of silence Steph says “oh for fuck’s sake Tim”, grabs Cass by the collar of her shirt and kisses her until Dick tells them to wrap it up, and Jason going “Everyone in this family is gay, Timbers” as he raises a mini ace flag. Bruce raises his glass of coffee with a little bi heart that said ‘happy 29th birthday dad!’ That Dick bought him back then (and the one he made for Tim) and says “I’ve been out longer than you’ve been alive, buddy.” And takes a swing, then after a long moment of Jason staring at Damian knowingly, the boy throws a knife at him and exclaims “Yes Todd I am a homosexual Yes you found me making out with Jon three month ago do you want me to thank you for keeping it a secret!?” As Jason cracks up, and as the cherry on top Dick tells them he’s pan and has been dating Wally for the last year.

Just… thinking about a collective batfamily coming out day

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I feel like when Tim is annoyed at any of the others, he'll make it his personal mission to hunt them down during patrols to take sneaky photos of them, like when he was younger with Batman & Robin, and take really dumb photos of them:

His twitter being his personal release:

@ RealRedRobin: Nightwing eating shit:

@ RealRedRobin: Batman talking to his only friends:

@ RealRedRobin: Nightwing and co. eating shit pt. 2:

@ RealRedRobin: Robin!Damian eating shit:

@ RealRedRobin: Redhood being a fucking dumbass:

@ RealRedRobin: RedHood swan-diving to his second death:

And then his Tim D. Wayne twitter/Tumblr reblogs his.