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Baldur's Gate 3 Incorrect Quotes

Wyll: So, How are we going to get in?

Astarion: Don't worry, darling. I am a master in the art of stealth and lockpicking

Astarion: *smashes window* After you

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ATLA Headcanon #03

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There are 2 Types of People in the World

Those who know what the fear of chopsticks is called

And those who never watched Monsters University

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The Maze Runner Incorrect Quotes

Thomas: Alright, guys. There's three ways we can do this: the right way, the wrong way, and the Glader way

Newt: Isn't that also the wrong way?

Thomas: Yes, but it's faster

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Supernatural Incorrect Quotes 7

Dean: Why are you on the floor?

Sam: Cause I'm depressed

Sam: Also, I got stabbed, can you get Cas please?

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Good Omens Incorrect Quotes

Aziraphale: I beg your pardon! No one dares to call the angel Aziraphale, principality, Guardian of the Eastern Gate of Eden, and proprietor of A.Z. Fell & Co. Bookshop a liar!

Crowley: No one has the time

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ATLA Incorrect Quotes 6

Sokka: I don't mean to keep making fun of you, buddy. You're just really easy to roast

Zuko: My dad thinks so too

Sokka:

The Gaang:

Zuko: What?

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Supernatural Incorrect Quotes 6

Vampire: *calling from Sam's phone* We have your brother

Dean: Cool, tell him I said hi *hangs up*

Vampire:.........

Vampire: Um...... he says hi

Sam: Oh, nice. Did you say hi back for me?

Vampire:.........

Dean: *kicks down door*

Sam: Hey, bro

Dean: *sigh*

Dean: *hoists machete* The things I do for you, you freeloading—

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Scientists: Ha! We don't need you, God! We've discovered how to clone a human. We are now our own creators!

God: Oh wow, that's fascinating. Why don't you show me

Scientists *takes a scoop of dirt*

God: Oh no, that's my dirt. Get your own

Isaiah 2:17 "And the loftiness of man shall be bowed down, and the haughtiness of men shall be made low: and the Lord alone shall be exalted in that day"

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Disney Incorrect Quotes

*at a random Disney characters get-together*

Gaston: So, what's your body count?

Mulan: Well, I never counted, but I think it was around 2,000

Gaston: You've slept with 2,000 people?!?

Mulan: Ohhhhhhh, people I've slept with? Just Shang

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Batman Incorrect Quotes 5

Green Lantern: Hey Bats, is that an inhaler in your belt or are you just happy to see me?

Batman: It's an inhaler. My second Robin used to have asthma attacks when he was young

Green Lantern:............. The one who's now a murderous crime lord?

Batman: Yes

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Dad Jokes 4

How to fall down the stairs:

Step #1 Step #2 Step #3 Step #6 Step #10 Step #14 Floor

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TFATWS Incorrect Quotes 6

Sam: Ugh! I hate you!

Bucky: Well, jokes on you! I hate me more!

Sam:

Sam: Bucky, man, we talked about this

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Batman Incorrect Quotes 4

[Game night at the Manor]

Jason: *sets down a card* Ace of spades

Dick: *sets down an Uno card* Draw 2

Steph: *sets down a Pokémon card* Flareon, I choose you!

Tim: *sets down a Cards Against Humanity card* A cooler full of organs

Damian: WHAT GAME ARE WE PLAYING!??

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Legends of Tomorrow Incorrect Quotes

Sara: Nate, I need your location!

Nate: I'm by the cloud that looks like a deer!

Sara: *sigh* Can you be more specific?

Nate: Bambi

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Dad Jokes 3

What happens when you put a bomb in a French room?

Linoleum blown apart

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ATLA Incorrect Quotes 5

Sokka: Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Zuko: I only like dark humor

Sokka: *puts out candles*

Sokka: What do you call a fake noodle?