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cut open a package of bacon while making food tonight, and then paused to take a pic because I realized the way I open bacon is probably not normal

is it just me? does anyone else do this?

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carbon is making out with everyone. we may as well call my orgy chem books k(carbon)ama sutra

listening to juno when you're ovulating is not the right move 😔

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neither is org chem, but for entirely different reasons lia

listening to juno when you're ovulating is not the right move 😔

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glasses should have like windshield wipers, that way glasses will also be clean and you can hear the squee-squee noise up close to you face

why can't my fucking glasses clean themselves? im tired of doing this shit every hour

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Maybe because it was a flood....and umm,

they are fishes??

(admittedly and also evidently i don't know the first thing about theology or bible, but scientifically ya)

Hold on pause what do you mean fish are incapable of sin.

They weren't destroyed i the biblical flood, where god got rid of every sinning living thing.

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the rat from ratatouille is NOT special i could control a twink by pulling his curly hair too

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what have they done to my beautiful girl pinterest

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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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making vision boards for the year with my girlfriends and saw a cut out of cornona virus ☠️🫂

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Will literally reminds me of this line from the book 'a little life' by hanya yanagihara:

"he must have been a fisherman in his previous life because he cant help but attract pussy."

I think sometimes people in fandom get mixed up with characters being a bottom/sub and being a twink, which only refers to a skinny body type and sometimes some fem presentation. Example #1 is Will Graham. Where on earth did the “Will Graham is a twink” fan consensus come from…. look at him…. look at him…. Ten thousand apology letters from me to Hannibal, good fuckinh lorddddddd

“I’m a good fisherman, Jack…..” Yeah no kidding, you’ve got a record-breaking trout on the end of that line ffs

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pray tell why, instead of saving it for tooth fairy and then getting money and then burying it for good new teeth i would waste them on that brat.

but now im too old to loose tooth so it doesnt matter i guess. maybe when we are both very very old and great-grandparents to even brattier kids i would put my fake tooth in your porridge, for old times sake yk.

Just because your sister genuinely would hide teeth in your food doesn’t mean anyone else’s would

Lol

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hackathon winner gf 🤝 poetry competition winner bf