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Bruce finding Jason too late after the warehouse blew up. Jason thinking Bruce didn’t miss him. Bruce only getting to tell Jason’s lifeless body how much he meant.

His body was still warm. He was so, so warm. But so still. Too still.

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I KNOW CHRISTMAS IS OVER BUT HERE BRUCE AND JASON ANGST RAHHHHHH

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Your parents telling you Santa isn’t real is an excuse for them to steal Santa’s gifts and pretend they bought them so they don’t have to buy their own!!! Santa is real!!! It’s a conspiracy! All the adults are in on it and they’re putting Santa out of business! Rebel!

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Superbat Master Collection

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Okay I totally see why people ship them now

- from Batman/Superman (2003)

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proud elioherondale hater

Jayroy is peak and I’m going to go think about them while listening to come by Adrianne Lenker

Jason isn’t the reason Roy was in rehab by the way. You’re an idiot.

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Soooo cute!!! And you’re such a talented writer too. Love❤️❤️❤️

A bit different than my usual content, but cover art for my fanfic Protostar by Ditzybat.

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Pls

Guys, what if I post an art au where Selina adopts Adrien Agreste, would you enjoy seeing my drawings?

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I have a bad habit of relating everything back to my current hyper fixation. No matter what, no matter where, give me enough time and I’ll be able to relate it back:

An ai TikTok of Tails singing, Sonic being Sonic, and Knuckles tweaking? That’s Bart, Kon, and Tim, respectively.

That one TikTok of the smash cake, where that girl says ‘that’s my dad!’? The Titans (or any other superhero team including one of the birds) talking about Bruce Wayne.

A TikTok about people in Miraculous Lady Bug are so blind (even though it’s explained in the show that part of the kwami magic stops people from knowing their identities, newgens😒)? That’s people not recognising Dick Grayson, a Kardashian level celebrity who most likely has been on billboards at some point, because of a domino mask that covers 30% of his face at most (and this time there’s no magic intervening!) (this one goes for all heroes who wear dominoes actually)

Again with Miraculous, this post about Marinette talking to Chat about Adrien (ignoring that those are the same people)? That’s Tim talking to Kon about Bernard.

A TikTok about duct taping the principal to the wall day? Call me fanon, call me unfaithful to their canon dynamic… but that’s Bruce’s many many many kids wearing him down until he gives in and lets them do it.

This ??? It’s Jason. Jason made this.

AND. AND. Call me cringe for making this but

It’s real. It’s real. It’s real and you can’t take it away from me. This has been a PSA.

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Richard “no my dad is not a whore but if only he was but also I’m going to punch you in the teeth for saying that to me even though it’s his whole thing it’s still rude to bring it up I don’t even have parents and my manners are still better than yours I’m ten fucking years old why would you say that to me you impolite scoundrel-“ John Grayson, everybody.

a nosy socialite at an event, leaning down: “Oh Richard, it must be so hard for you in that house, what with Bruce’s…proclivities for nighttime guests.”

Dick Grayson, fully aware at age 13 that Bruce Wayne is a Loser™ whose only “nighttime guest” is Clark Kent, who comes over to “review cases” with Bruce before/after patrol while both of them awkwardly ignore any and all tension between them: “Something like that.”

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Bart Allen types at a speed so fast Tim had to get Waynetech to make him a phone that can keep up with him, because he broke the last three phones he had by overloading them with typing much too fast for them to handle. He’s from the future, he didn’t expect today’s technology to be quite so fragile. The young justice groupchat looks something like:

-39492949 year old: GYSS YOKM RBCE BIEV WAHAF BAOPENED GO ME FK DAY J LOTERLALY WA FIBJFING GHIS GUG ANF LIKE HE WSS ?? YAKKJNG ABOJR SIM BE SAKD HE KNE U??

Red nuisance: ?? Are you talking to me?

Cassieeee: okay i don't even know what he's saying sorry

Knock off steel man (aluminum man?): Yeah no what the fuck?

This (to a lesser extent) extends to all the speedsters. As soon as this phone was developed, both Wally and Barry were gifted one by their respective Bat.

Barry now texts Hal faster than people can see during league meetings, making him try not to laugh every time his phone screen lights up.

Wally quotes memes the exact second they become popular, because of course these phones are capable of playing any video at 100x speed without distortion. It makes people think he’s brain rotted. He leans into it because it means people underestimate him. It pisses Dick off though, because he has to explain to people that yes, Wally still trains as much as the rest of him, no, he’s not slacking to watch TikTok, he’s just scrolled through the entire for you page in about a half minute.

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One time it happened five times in one month. Jason confronts Bruce about it, after careful consideration. He’s not complaining, but 5 times is… a weirdly high amount.

Bruce, not wanting to admit the real reason, gives Jason a once over. In a tone that to anyone else would seem insanely insulting, he says “Well. You need it more than I do.”

Jason stares at him. He’s long given up trying to figure out Bruce’s weird language. He knows he’ll never be as good at it as his brothers, and he doesn’t care. He just rolls his eyes and leaves.

As soon as he’s left, he receives another 100.

Headcanon that Bruce venmos Jason $100 whenever he is feeling guilty about his death, like the emotionally reserved billionaire he is, however Jason genuinely has no idea why Bruce does this and it confuses him every time. It happens about once or twice a month and Jason's theories include Bruce thinks he needs the money (which is kind of annoying but okay), Bruce does it when he wants Jason to talk to him (confusing since sometimes it will be after a particularly bad argument where Bruce told him to get out of Gotham), or compensation for missions (which is offensive since $100 is kind of insulting). Either way, while it drives Jason absolutely insane, $100 is $100.

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“How did Bruce not know he was the Red Hood” the average height for EIGHT year olds is 4’6. When you see an 8 year old, chances are they’re the same height Jason was when he died. Why would Bruce see a 6 foot mafia boss and think “wow that’s my son who died he must have been revived and grown a foot and a half”

How does Jason not have body dysmorphia? I mean, when he died he was a 4’6 and barely 100 pounds, and then the Lazarus pit gave him a crazy transformation of an added 18 inches of height and additional 130-ish pounds. Like how does he not feel like a stranger in his own skin? I was just thinking earlier how Jason really would relate to Metamorphosis by Franz Kafta with the way that he probably didn’t recognize himself in the mirror after waking up from the pits, along with the onslaught of negative emotions flooding his head - feeling like a monster just like Gregor Samsa had - anyway this has been stuck in my head and needed to get out.

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There is nothing to add.

Scream this is iconic….

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The fact that DCAU Batman wears (almost) knee high boots with (at least) two inch heels gets me. Like ok Mr Fashionista we see you❗️❗️

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No babe of course I still love you it’s just your crippling adoption addiction threw me off guard