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Ron: Due to financial reasons, I will be passing away.
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[at Walburga's funeral] Regulus: To Mother. She was... Sirius: ...related to us.
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Peter: People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.
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Grindelwald: You're gay, right? ...I mean, like, openly gay? Dumbledore: Uh, I'm not "openly" anything, and "gay" doesn't begin to cover it.
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Fred: [to Charlie] There's no easy way to tell you that you're the Designated Apparator this weekend.
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James: I'm mad! Remus: So what? We're all mad. James: Heck you! Remus: No, heck you! James: Get out of my room! Remus: This is the common room!
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Sirius: Yes, I am working on my mistakes. The next one will be huge.
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George: Mum, there's a hair in my soup. Molly: That's the problem with using your Beater's helmet as a bowl.
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Lavender: Dating a Norwegian Quidditch mascot... That is a mistake I will never make three times.
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Bellatrix: Men are like dolphins in that they should only be enjoyed on holiday. Narcissa: And they're very intelligent; almost as smart as people!
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Dumbledore: People do not automatically become wiser when they age. Sometimes they just become more confident in being an idiot.
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Harry: We can never sleep together again. Draco: Never. Harry: But...I was wondering if maybe we should try it once more. For the sake of practice. Draco: I'd be into that idea. For the sake of proficiency.
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Luna: I love the ball pit. It's definitely my favourite kind of pit.
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Hermione: Our space heater died. Ron: [trying not to panic] ...The Sun?!
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McGonagall: [about Lockhart] The only parts of his brain that aren't perfectly smooth are the cavities where worms are wriggling through his lobes.
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Regulus: Listen, we should talk. Sirius: I disagree. Open communication was never our family's forte.
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Neville: I don't sweat the small stuff because I turn all the small stuff into huge ordeals.
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