#hogwarts professors

[isabel-lillah]

so we all agree the professors were betting on different relationships of their students, right

but I present to you the students betting on whether McGonagall and Poppy are together

the whole thing was started by Remus, and then it spread through the whole castle like a wildfire

legend says Slughorn once stopped Lupin in the corridor to place a bet too

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Snape: The kids get worse and worse every year, but people keep making them.

[the-colourful-witch]

🎵🎶 Professor Flitwick 🎶🎵

This was a fun illustration! I liked getting to put my own spin on this teacher. The only description in the books was: he’s a tiny wizard. So, I thought about the role he plays in the books. He’s a kind, good teacher who cares about his job and his students. I imagine he chaperones all kinds of student clubs, because he wants students to explore their interests, like a true Ravenclaw :) He conducts the choir and spruces up the castle during holidays. I bet he plays games in the classroom and does thematic spells for holidays, like hollowing pumpkins for Halloween.

For his design I took some inspiration from old English universities and their professors’ attire. With the long robes and tweed suits. I put my own spin on it and made it more formal and magical, with colour and prints. I subconsciously made him a little bit queer-looking, but I really really like that vibe for him. I hope you like it too! I wouldn’t be opposed to a gay professor Flitwick :)

Until the next one! ✨

[sitp-recs]

hi, can you by any chance recommend any drarry fics where they're both professors?

Absolutely, anon! I hope you enjoy:

Professor Potter and his Magical Menagerie by @dracogotgame (T, 7.5k)

Harry Potter descends on Hogwarts with a horde of magical beasts. Professor Malfoy is not amused.

More Than That by joosetta (E, 11k)

This is a story about two 52 year old men who refuse to age gracefully.

Homecoming by November Snowflake (E, 27k)

Harry thinks spending two weeks as a guest lecturer at Hogwarts will offer the perfect chance to get away from his troubles. Then he meets his assigned faculty guide: Potions Master Draco Malfoy.

Phoenix in the Fire by @lqtraintracks (E, 28k)

Harry never expected to have a hot summer fling with Draco Malfoy when he agreed to mind the castle with him. He also never expected that it would all have to end on August thirty-first. What happens when casual sex with Harry’s ex-enemy turns not casual after all? And how the hell is he going to stop Draco from making one of the biggest mistakes of his life?

Boom Clap (The Sound of My Heart) by Femme and noeon (E, 39k)

Post-war Hogwarts has been energized by its new teaching fellows program. Where once bitter enmity divided the wizarding community, Malfoy and Potter chummily patrol hallways together whilst Granger and Zabini seek lost parts of the castle at McGonagall’s behest and Chang supervises Quidditch when not lecturing in Charms.

Of Roses and Dragonfire by xErised (E, 53k)

Years after That Kiss, Potter (and his new pet snake) appears again, this time as Hogwarts's Quidditch and Muggle Games instructor (what are Muggle Games anyway? Is this why Potter is swimming in the Great Lake wearing such a tiny pair of pants?), disrupting Draco's peaceful life as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.

A Lick and a Promise by @tackytigerfic (E, 55k)

Something sinister stirs in Hogwarts! When magical creatures and students at the school are hit with a debilitating blood curse, Minerva McGonagall approaches the Ministry for help. Star Auror Harry Potter seems to be the obvious choice to go undercover—as DADA Professor, naturally. He’s going to need the help of the Ministry’s foremost expert in blood magic to get to the bottom of the mystery, though, and he’s not entirely convinced that going back to Hogwarts with Draco Malfoy is a good idea.

Finely Drawn Lines by @the-sinking-ship (E, 61k)

Draco doesn’t consider himself an artist (though the dozens of sketchbooks lining his shelves might suggest differently). Yet ever since Potter returned to Hogwarts, accepting a teaching position alongside Draco, his drawings have taken on a rather singular focus.

Transfigurations by Resonant (E, 71k)

Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts.

Lessons in Humility by playout (E, 86k)

After the dissolution of his marriage and a good bit of soul-searching, Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new Defense teacher. Go figure, it happens to be the same year Draco takes over the role of Potions Master. Neither man is happy about this turn of events. Will they be able to set aside their differences and learn a thing or two about trust and humility on the way?

All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl (M, 114k)

Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.

A Secondary Education by Thunderbird587 (E, 234k)

Fleeing the aftermath of his recent divorce, Draco Malfoy takes up a post as the new Potions Master at Hogwarts. At first he believes his hopes for a fresh start are dashed when he sees that a certain boyhood rival is on staff there as well. But Harry Potter is being weirdly nice to him, leaving Draco no choice but to play along.

[slytherinsprincesss]

MC talking with Professor Fig as they get ready to head into battle.

Prof Fig: Ready MC?

MC: Honestly? No… What if something happens to you? The other teachers? My friends?

Prof Fig: It’s not about surviving this war, it’s a matter of choosing the right time to die.

*Pause*

Prof Fig: It will be okay MC.

**Now they run together into battle not knowing his soon to come fate**

[these-conquered-woodlands]

snape: in light of what you did for me today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

dumbledore: forty-five seconds???

snape: i said FOUR to FIVE seconds-

[snapeingturtle]

McGonagall: Did you have breakfast today?

Snape: Of course

McGonagall: What did you have?

Snape: Oh, just a salad

McGonagall: A salad?

Snape: A grape salad

McGonagall: ...

Snape: A liquid grape salad

McGonagall: Severus...

Snape: Wine. It was wine.

[sophiejacksonchase]

Lupin: I'm a werewolf.

Dumbledore: Hired. On the spot.

Snape: Albus, please-

Dumbledore: All we need now is a Franktnstein.

[matcha--mochi]

Hogwarts Professors' Offices

Fig / Binns / Kogawa / Ronen / Howin / Hecat / Sharp / Weasley / Black

[inkyarcturus]

Fun idea I’ve had bouncing around about Remus:

You know how queer/neurodivergent kids have that one teacher that they bond to? You know what I’m talking about- you’ve seen the memes about the gay kid and the English/art teacher bond.

I like to imagine that Remus just has a tiny group of kids who hung out in his classroom to feel safe.

He would leave his door open constantly and during lunch, he would offer to call a house elf for hot chocolate, tea, biscuits or other sweets for the kids. If he noticed one of his kids doesn’t eat lunch, he would quietly pull them to the side and ask what was up.

The kids would talk to him abt literally anything under the sun. Some would even go and ask for help for other classes (quite a few for potions, none of which were slytherins)

He’d have a small bowl of pride pins and flags up for grabs on his desk which his kids occasionally take, always causing him to give a little smile to the kid.

I don’t know. I just image Remus as the designated safe teacher. He’d be the one to notice a kid struggling and offer help or ask what’s wrong. He’d be the one that students go to when they have problems at home, were being bullied or just needed someone to talk to.

[wowowobsessed]

Dearest Divination

Hope you guys are enjoying this so far :)) let me know if you have any questions or comments!!

✧ ~ Chapter 2 ~ ✧

Morning came, and way too soon in your opinion.

You’d forgotten all about Dumbledores letter, until you got up for breakfast at least. You looked over it once more with a sigh. What else was there really for you to do? You read over the contact, and the pay, neither of which were bad.

Pulling out a pen, as you’d become used to using this muggle contraption, you wrote back to Dumbledore using your neatest handwriting. You were both adults now, yes, but that didn’t change the fact that still saw him as a higher up, which would continue given the fact that he’d now be your boss.

After sending off your letter you began to get ready for the day, as well as think back on your years at Hogwarts. It had been over a decade since your last year there, and the fond memories that came with all your time spent in the worn down castle. You missed the smell of your houses common area, and the smell of the old books that existed within the library.

You laughed to yourself remembering the pranks that you and your friends would pull, and the twinkle in Dumbledores eyes as he would reprimand all of you after a particularly fun prank.

You chose to dress in a comfortable outfit, and walked to the bakery just a few blocks away from your flat.

You decided to buy yourself quite a few sweet treats, considering the fact that you had recently had both wonderful and terrible news come into your life. Quite the eventful Tuesday if you did say so yourself.

Walking out of the bakery, you ran into a regular customer of yours, Anette. She was an older woman, a widow who was looking for love again after having lost her husband years prior. “Y/n dearest, is that you?” She asked in shock. “Hello Anette, it is. How’ve you been doing?” “I’ve been great darling, excellent! The ‘love potion’ you gave me worked wonders, I have a date with Jerald this Friday night!” Jerald hadn’t been given a love potion at all, for you weren’t stupid enough to give a muggle a potion.

You had simply made those who came near Anette a bit more courageous for 24 hours. Jerald did of course already like her, he just needed a little push.

“I’m glad to hear that Anette.” You replied with a smile. You had a bit more of a back and forth about how she was doing with Jerald before she bid you farewell. You smiled to yourself as you walked back to your flat. You didn’t regret having had your practice, if the people you talked to and helped were being made happy then you were happy, Anette was proof that you had done some good in the world.

Entering your flat you realized that once again, you had locked out Odin. Grabbing some extra treats for him, you opened the window. He pushed in angrily once again, but calmed down once he realized that you had extra treats for him.

Taking the letter from his beak, you realized it was a reply from Dumbledore. This letter was much shorter however.

“Dear Mr. y/n l/n,

I’m very glad to hear that you’ll be joining our staff. Please arrive to Hogwarts in two weeks time, so you can refamiliarize yourself with the castle, and start to build some bonds with your former teachers, now colleagues.

Best wishes,

Albus Dumbledore”

Two weeks, huh?

Guess you better start packing up your flat. Because when looking back at everything you owned, you’d definitely need those two weeks to pack.

[audreyestok]

Hogwarts professors circa 1993

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

McGonagall: I won't say Lockhart has a "strained" relationship with the truth... He don't know the bitch. He's never met her.

[girl-named-matty]

Flying class

Madam Kogawa's flying class...

[arianna-creates]

Rmbr that old headcanon that Kilgarrah was transfigured into a bitch ass cat and Merlin decided to put up with his annoying ass for centuries so that he wouldn't go mad? Yeah me too

.... I realized the horrible implications that come from Merlin existing in the same universe as Hogwarts so I googled it and it says he was a slytherin student who "went on to do great things" guys that means that Hogwarts was founded BEFORE the prophecy came to fruition which doesn't work with BBC Merlin's plot/timeliness at alllll

In order to fit my hc's I'm gonna say he made himself look young with potions in order to study after Arthur died or maybe he just started doing magic w/o speaking and people were so impressed that they gave him a job!

My personal fav take is that he is a gay uncle but in a depressed hippie kinda way

[aesthetic--mood]

Happy Potter Spring Aesthetic