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i know people are starting to dislike fanon takes on canonical events more and more, but the idea that ra’s al ghul keeps tim’s spleen in a jar and talks to it will always be insanely funny to me

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what it feels like waiting for ao3 to come back up:

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“actually, in canon-“

CANON DOES NOT SPARK JOY INTO MY HEART. IT DOES NOT MAKE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL. THE WORLD IS A FOUL AND CRUEL PLACE AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SULLY MY IMAGINATION WITH REALITY.

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you’re so right, guess i’ll just have to marry both of them since i have no other choice

conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride

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someone in the dc fandom: making a genuinely thought out critique of tim drake’s character that addresses real issues with writing

me, foaming at the mouth: you just don’t get him like i get him

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posting headcanons about comic characters is impossible because no matter what, there’s always someone in your comments going “ACTUALLY this is not accurate because in issue #469 of poopy goober 1967 it was implied that Grungo Spleeble HATES oranges. so maybe check your facts and read the source material before you post.”

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how come everyone in the batfam get bitches with their mediocre people skills but i can’t even though i’m pretty and smart and hot and nice and gongous and

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dc never made timkon canon because they knew gay people would choke themselves if one of them got killed off

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i wanna see how long dc writers can keep tim drake 17 while everyone around him ages before they have to address it

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dc fans acting like you committed treason because you haven’t read every single comic with their favorite obscure character, like sorry bro i have a job

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“the bat family doesn’t act like that in canon” “no way they would call each other those cringey nicknames” “you’re mischaracterizing them because these two actually hate each other”

how about you shut up and let me have one moment of happiness before i strangle you like bart simpson

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pov you’re in a biggest loser contest with me but then i whip out this bad boy:

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au where the batcave doesn’t exist and bruce does all his cases on the kitchen table like math homework

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taylor swift while writing the archer: omg this is so tim drake coded

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reality is poison i wish i was a black haired orphan adopted by batman

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billy batson should be the only dc character not allowed to grow up bc if he does then the shazam transformation won’t be funny anymore