p0isonives
p0isonives
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p0isonives · 7 months ago
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i know people are starting to dislike fanon takes on canonical events more and more, but the idea that ra’s al ghul keeps tim’s spleen in a jar and talks to it will always be insanely funny to me
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p0isonives · 8 months ago
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what it feels like waiting for ao3 to come back up:
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p0isonives · 10 months ago
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“actually, in canon-“
CANON DOES NOT SPARK JOY INTO MY HEART. IT DOES NOT MAKE ME GIGGLE AND KICK MY FEET LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL. THE WORLD IS A FOUL AND CRUEL PLACE AND I WILL NOT HAVE YOU SULLY MY IMAGINATION WITH REALITY.
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p0isonives · 11 months ago
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you’re so right, guess i’ll just have to marry both of them since i have no other choice
conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride
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p0isonives · 11 months ago
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conner kent has INCREDIBLE self control, cause if i came back from being dead to find out Tim Drake tried to clone me 99 times because he missed me so much, i’d immediately make him my bride
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p0isonives · 1 year ago
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someone in the dc fandom: making a genuinely thought out critique of tim drake’s character that addresses real issues with writing
me, foaming at the mouth: you just don’t get him like i get him
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p0isonives · 1 year ago
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posting headcanons about comic characters is impossible because no matter what, there’s always someone in your comments going “ACTUALLY this is not accurate because in issue #469 of poopy goober 1967 it was implied that Grungo Spleeble HATES oranges. so maybe check your facts and read the source material before you post.”
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p0isonives · 1 year ago
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how come everyone in the batfam get bitches with their mediocre people skills but i can’t even though i’m pretty and smart and hot and nice and gongous and
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p0isonives · 1 year ago
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dc never made timkon canon because they knew gay people would choke themselves if one of them got killed off
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p0isonives · 1 year ago
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i wanna see how long dc writers can keep tim drake 17 while everyone around him ages before they have to address it
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p0isonives · 1 year ago
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dc fans acting like you committed treason because you haven’t read every single comic with their favorite obscure character, like sorry bro i have a job
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p0isonives · 1 year ago
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“the bat family doesn’t act like that in canon” “no way they would call each other those cringey nicknames” “you’re mischaracterizing them because these two actually hate each other”
how about you shut up and let me have one moment of happiness before i strangle you like bart simpson
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p0isonives · 2 years ago
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pov you’re in a biggest loser contest with me but then i whip out this bad boy:
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p0isonives · 2 years ago
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au where the batcave doesn’t exist and bruce does all his cases on the kitchen table like math homework
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p0isonives · 2 years ago
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taylor swift while writing the archer: omg this is so tim drake coded
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p0isonives · 2 years ago
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reality is poison i wish i was a black haired orphan adopted by batman
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p0isonives · 3 years ago
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billy batson should be the only dc character not allowed to grow up bc if he does then the shazam transformation won’t be funny anymore
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