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clark’s best articles are the ones covering brucie wayne’s most recent stunts

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Bruce Wayne uses his kids to threaten Lex Luthor, whilst simultaneously being the biggest drama queen known to man

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*At a gala*

Brucie: Dick, I've trained you for this moment, make me proud.

Dick: *Brings a posse of reporters and approaches Lex to expose him for his most heinous plans*

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Lex: Damian can't drink that, it's alcoholic. You should not have kids Brucie.

Bruce: *Sues Lex for harrassment*

Also Bruce: *Wins and let's it become the Gotham Gazette's biggest headline*

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Tim: *Hacks Twitter and posts drunk pictures of Lex*

Also Tim: *Makes sure Lex can't access all his social media accounts or sue for defamation*

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Damian: *Curses Lex in Arabic*

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Steph: *Starts a rumour that Lex Luthor is a furry*

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Lex Luthor: *Tries to sue*

Also Lex: *Always loses*

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Bruce Wayne and the batfam have made Lex Luthor Gotham's public enemy.

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Idea creds to: @tims-missing-spleen

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I love Transformers and Evangelion, why not to draw both?

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Tweet link. (Beware: this video of the book has flashing lights and glitching graphics.)

Link to tweet.

Link to Books.disney.com

Did you miss him? Admit it, you missed him.

The demon that terrorized Gravity Falls is back from the great beyond to finally tell his side of the story in The Book of Bill, written by none other than Bill Cipher himself.

Inside, Bill sheds light on his bizarre origins, his sinister effects on human history, the Pines family’s most embarrassing secrets, and the key to overthrowing the world (laid out in a handy step-by-step guide). This chaotic and beautifully illustrated tome contains baffling riddles, uncrackable ciphers, lost Journal 3 pages, ways to cheat death, the meaning of life, and a whole chapter on Silly Straws. But most importantly, The Book of Bill is deeply, deeply cursed.

Beware: This book travels to dimensions meant for older readers.

Alex Hirsch, #1 New York Times bestselling author, resuscitates this infamous villain and invites fans to a Bill’s eye view of the Gravity Falls universe. There are many who believe this book is too dangerous for human hands. But if you can’t resist, beware: Once you make a deal with Bill, it’s not so easily undone . . .

Released: July 23rd, 2024

Pages: 208

ISBN1368092209

9781368092203

Age Range: Adult

Barnes & Noble exclusive edition!

This Barnes & Noble Exclusive Edition features a gold foil jacket and includes 16 extra pages of Bill's twisted life advice!

This also displays a link for a "Signed Book", for the same price as the B&N Exclusive. It is a signed copy of the B&N Exclusive edition.

And just to round things off:

Link to tweet.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. It’s a dremel. Learn the difference at Ranger Henson’s woodworking workshop every other Wednesday at 11 at our Administration Building

That's it for now! I'm sure there will be more later, but time to post this.

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i love you musical stings in doctor who

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Bonus:

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I think it would mean a lot to Kate Stewart to meet the Doctor who ultimately started her father's UNIT journey. Because of Timey Wimey stuff she can't tell him who she is of course, but she can still show some thanks.

Bonus:

I like to imagine since Donna works for UNIT now, she likes to ask Kate along for lunch occasionally. And I also think 14 wouldn't hear the END of it once she finds out about Jamie.

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i love classic who's weird misogyny. the characters split up, with the men going and exploring while the women stay put. ten minutes later the women have joined a revolution and are chucking bombs around while the men got kidnapped

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did i follow someone by accident again by scrolling too fast on the mobile app or are you a longtime mutual who has changed their url, profile pic, and entire identity in the twelve hours since i last logged on?

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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

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HAPPY 4/20 EVERYONE (CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FULL DUB YOU WONT REGRET IT)

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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

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HAPPY 13 YEARS TO NINJAGO

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im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

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Starscream taking off his heels after work because the idea came into my brain and wouldn’t leave

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so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch