#!candid replies

[candidapple]

I’m just at camp to get railed by Floyd in his mer form. On another note am I the only one who thinks it’s kinda hot when he pulls his scary face?

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floyd leech x gn!reader

you are absolutely not alone, anon. his pupils shrink and his fist clenches and i get on all fours and bark. same goes for that one deranged smile of jade's whenever his genteel mask slips far enough to flash sharp teeth. scary eels hot.

now, floyd's well aware of just how attracted you are to his true form -- and this delights him to no end, because most humans find him frightening (well... more so than usual) when he's like that. even so, it's going to take some serious cajoling on his part to get you into that lake for a slippery good time, for several reasons.

for starters, it's broad daylight and you're in public, and while you might get an exhibitionistic little thrill out of the possibility of getting caught in the act, it's not something you actually want to happen. god knows you'd never be able to look any of your classmates in the eye again. your other concern is that the lake is... a natural lake. who the hell knows what's in it? and i'm not even talking giant catfish. it's just unsanitary.

so, yeah. floyd's got his work cut out for him convincing you to take part in some aquatic playtime, though he's got a bit of a (proverbial) leg up because, as i've already pointed out, he knows you're a total slut for him when he's like this. (alright, you're a total slut for him pretty much always, but especially when he's in his real body.) and because floyd can be terrifyingly adept at getting what he wants when he's actually motivated, you are at a serious disadvantage.

he's already gotten you as far as the lake's damp, loamy bank, smiling beatifically up at you with half-lidded, almost hypnotic eyes that make you understand all too well how the sailors in the stories were so easily coaxed to their fully embraced doom. his long tail skims lazily through the murky water as he wraps both arms around your legs and hugs you just short of bruisingly tight, his skin cool and viscous against yours because you rolled your pants up to your knees to dip your feet in the lake. he rests his cheek in your lap and whispers to you, claws skimming the backs of your calves, his voice soft and persuasive and punctuated by hungry, serpentine hisses.

why not come for a swim with him? just for a little bit. he's the biggest, scariest thing in this lake, and he won't let the small fry hurt you. he'd gut anything that tried and feed it to you after. c'mon, shrimpy. he wants to feel you sssqueezing him from the inside and he doesn't wanna wait till later.

and you... well, you are persuaded to forget all about scummy lake water and peeping toms, at least for the time it takes floyd to drag you gasping and flailing into the lake, laughing gleefully with every last one of his serrated teeth on gleaming display -- yes, even the second set of teeth in his pharyngeal jaw. his skin's so slippery you have to dig your nails in deep, deep as you clutch at his shoulders, and even then you might have fallen right off his dick if he hadn't wrapped his tail securely around your waist to keep you right where you are. right where you belong, getting your shrimpy little brains fucked out in the middle of his element.

and while we're talking dick, floyd's is always good -- proportional to the rest of him, which means big, with a slit that just waterfalls oddly opalescent precum and a curve that hits just right when he pushes your knees level with your shoulders and all but drills you through whatever flat surface he's laid you out on. but in this form? it's even better, flushed a pretty green and textured in a way human dicks just aren't, slippery as hell thanks to the slime that secretes from his skin, smoothing the way for the teeth-rattling thrust of him. the water's splashing so violently around the two of you that anything approaching floyd's size and strength that might've been living in this lake has probably been scared off.

when you dry off as best you can and stumble back to camp on noodly legs with a burning sort of ache in your hips, the quality of the thunderous silence that greets you -- you don't even hear any birds chirping -- banishes any remaining hope you might've had that you somehow weren't overheard. floyd is predictably unrepentant, but you make an immediate beeline for the tent in which you'll be hiding for the foreseeable future -- until floyd drags you back out of it, that is.

[evermoredeluxe]

the shoes!!! the clear heel!! im gagged

she’s TAKING IT

[noirandchocolate]

*sipping banana whiskey on a Wednesday night*

What if…guys what if. The Yiga Clan’s Blademaster exam historically wasn’t really that easy. What if Tears of the Kingdom simplified it (Doylist explanation) or the Clan changed and simplified it over the 100 years since the start of the Calamity for some reason (Watsonian explanation)?

Because. It just feels too easy. Even if the person attempting it isn’t Link, with access to fast-travel points and sky islands to drop from. The guy at the Blademaster Station who’s apparently in charge of administering the test even marks the locations of the frog statues on Link’s map! Come on. That’s too easy. And has nothing to do with swordsmanship either! It can’t be that simple.

*pours another shot*

Yeah I think…. There’s got to be more to it. Or there was. Way back when. (My primary headcanon focus is always on AoC timeline anyway.) I think! The banana offerings are just the first part. And the statutes are placed new for every candidate. And you have to journey about to find them yourself. It’s meant to test your scouting, perception, and overall survival skills, to make sure you’ll be useful on missions outside the Valley. Can you spot the statues? Climb/teleport up the cliffs? Be in the harsh wilderness of the Highlands and desert for a period of time? (Don’t worry, there’s always (more or less) someone around monitoring you, you (probably) won’t die, they’ll grab you and you’ll just fail the test attempt.)

But then if you can do it, that’s not all. I think! The exam has also got to include tests with the two-handed weapons Blademasters traditionally wield: the windcleaver and eightfold longblade. Tests on technique and form, performing certain strokes, draw speed, things like that. There would also be tests on the arcane arts like the Earthwake technique.

And then—!

You have a match with the Right Hand! Who’s the lead Blademaster teacher/mentor. You don’t have to beat them of course (and in the case of Sooga, you probably wouldn’t), you have to impress them. Hold your own. Get a hit in where you can. Show off everything you know, against the person who probably taught you a lot of it.

Oh and then if you manage to succeed at that?

You fight Master Kohga. And try to do the same. Imagine! Having to try countering all that magic, all that power! It’s a true test, to make absolutely sure you’re good enough for one of the elite martial positions in the Clan!

Afterward, the Master and Right Hand confer and make the final decision whether you pass and become a Blademaster or not. And then you get given your official blade (either type, your choice) and a lil’ feast/party to celebrate you joining the ranks.

*downs the rest of the drink*

Anyway that’s what I think.

(I also think it would’ve been fun in TotK if passing the exam earned you not just a pristine eightfold longblade (easily breakable and lost) but info on the locations of more Clan branches you could travel to to get the pieces of an actual Blademaster armor. Like you could do some kinda additional lil’ quests to get them, to make it more interesting/worthwhile. The Footsoldier-style armor gives you stealth and a set bonus nighttime speed boost for that light fast build. Maybe the Blademaster one could give stealth but the set bonus is proficiency with two-handed weapons? Either letting you swing them faster or they all get a little attack+ bonus?)

*waves glass on my way to bed* ANYWAY THAT’S WHAT I THINK.

[beyoncefanconcept]

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[swaps55]

When Sam sent in Kaidan's recommendation to N-school, did he know Kaidan would turn it down?

Oooh, this is a REALLY good question.

I'm going to say he didn't, and Kaidan turning it down came as a surprise to him. Should he have known? Probably. But as intuitive and observant as Sam is, I think in this case, the N program is so integral to him, that he couldn't step outside himself enough to understand why Kaidan wouldn't want it.

From the beginning, the allure of Kaidan Alenko has been that he's hard for Sam to figure out. Sam likes puzzles, and Kaidan is one he never quite solves. People don't often surprise Sam. Every time Kaidan does surprise him, he becomes even more interesting.

So turning down the N program recommendation would have set Sam on his heels a little. He would have taken time to over analyze why, sit with it, and have a little moment of clarity over the ways he'd misunderstood Kaidan's experiences, or just not given enough consideration them. I very deliberately gave Kaidan and Sam very different experiences with developing and learning biotics. Their perspectives are VERY different, and Kaidan's reasons for not wanting to be an N would have helped Sam broaden his own understanding of how un-universal his own experience was. For all the things he knows about Kaidan and BAaT and Vyrnnus, this would have driven home a little harder the ways in which they shaped him.

Sam also would have marveled a little at the ways Kaidan is so relentlessly himself, and rigidly follows his own code.

Truthfully, that was probably a small but important moment in Sam's long, slow fall. The relief he would have felt, however, at Kaidan staying put on the 'Yang and remaining with the squad is something he would have carefully tucked away somewhere he didn't have to think about very hard.

Other people are puzzles, after all. Less fun when the puzzle is yourself. :)

[completeoveranalysis]

Oh goodness, I think Syaoran would currently be the Nobody for sure, but Lava Lamp is a full person. Watanuki is kind of the Dream Eater. Tree Guy could count as an Unversed for sure, and I feel like a bunch of the other nameless spirits would as well. 

Also if we’re going in this direction then Sakura is definitely a Princess of heart, with her empty body just hanging out with no heartless whatsoever while her soul is off doing other things. 

[darkcreamz95]

Job hunting update: I ALMOST got the job...

[traumxrei-archive]

you know what just hit me,is that like if they’re doing something similar to the Halloween event with the masquerade one then if they do. A pt2 next year I give you jade and floyd potentially getting masquerade fits and I dont think I can handle-

.....UHM ANONNIE. THIS WAS EXACTLY THE REALITY THAT I WAS RUNNING AWAY FROM AJSKFDJKLFJSLF

ok ok. rationally. thinking about it rationally. for the past hween events, they had cater, vil, and jade as pt 1 and riddle, rook, and silver as pt 2. so looking at that pattern, it's 2 heartslabyuls, 2 pomefiores, and one octavinelle n one diasomnia SSR.

that means if you look at glorious masquerade pt 1, they have malleus, azul, and idia. azul was pretty much long overdue for a new SSR card since his last SSR was beans. i think it's safe to speculate that lilia will be getting a masquerade SSR for glorious masquerade pt 2, since he doesn't have an event card yet. so it's between having another octavinelle card or another ignihyde card.

though i do not want to, i'm leaning more towards another octavinelle card, only because ortho recently got his event SSR for FG if. and do you know what that means, anonnie ? do you know what that means ??? that means that the floyd leech might also be getting a masquerade SSR. ha. haha. octatrio triple hween SSRs my detested

(as for which dorm will claim the last spot for glorious masquerade pt 2,,,,,maybe kalim ? i would've said leona but he recently got his tsumsted SSR, so he's kinda out of the picture. unless they decide to bamboozle us and hit us with an ace SSR,,,,since he's basically the most due for an SSR after azul sjfksdjf)

[dnangelic]

@puppetmuseum : click raising his camera to catch dark in the act

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[candidapple]

Candid I HATE that u said this bc now I’m thinking about thigh riding 😒

And Jade would be the worst ugh. All the teasing? With the straightest face? Like he’s not hard as steel watching u dissolve into a mess grinding on his thigh smfh

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jade leech x afab!reader

well now i'm thinking about it so i guess we'll just have to suffer together!! but, like, in his defense, he's only giving you what you wanted.

it's just -- the two of you are dating now, supposedly, but most of the time it hardly feels any different to the way things were before. his vice housewarden duties and his shifts at the mostro lounge keep his schedule packed to the -- sorry -- gills, and even when you do get a chance to spend some time alone together, more often than not his attention is divided between you and something else.

like when he's shuffling through thick sheaves of paperwork that probably have something or other to do with the lounge, though for all you know they could be plans to take over the world. you, meanwhile, are failing spectacularly at pretending to be absorbed in your own busywork while you fail even harder at not sneaking glances in jade's direction, biting your thumbnail when he absently tucks his long dark forelock behind his ear. which is just embarrassing, really.

though perhaps not quite as embarrassing as the noise you make when he tucks a hand around your waist, apropos of nothing, and hoists you neatly out of your chair and into his lap. over his thigh, specifically.

you feel more than hear him chuckle at your expense, the sound humming through your middle as he eases you back against his chest and brushes a hand down your front that settles itself on your belly, thumb smoothing over your waistband. now this is much better, isn't it? he murmurs, retrieving his pen and shifting in his seat so his thigh -- perhaps coincidentally, but almost certainly not -- presses flush against your crotch. you just looked so lonely sitting over there by yourself, and he does so hate to see you sad.

right. you're sure he's just being altruistic here, as he holds you in his lap like a spoiled pet while he works, fountain pen scratching across the page as he tenses his thigh and presses it up further between your legs, so your inseam bunches up tight and hard against your clit. you dig your nails into the sliver of bare wrist visible between his sleeve and the edge of his glove and determine to keep your hips still because you are not gonna give him the satisfaction of humping his leg while he mostly ignores you, but you're already squeezing his thigh between both of yours and bearing down, seeking more pressure.

and jade -- jade just keeps rifling through his paperwork, crossing out a word here and signing his name there, breath even and heart thumping steadily against your back. you'd think he wasn't aware of you at all if not for the slow but steady grind of his leg against your cunt, pulling your inseam taut as the fabric of his pants rustles softly against yours, his thumb stroking your belly as your abdominal muscles tense and jump like you've been shocked. you are rubbing yourself against him in earnest now, pride forgotten already, sweating in your school uniform and biting your lip to keep from whining aloud. it's not like you've never thought about getting off on just jade's leg before, not like you've never ridden a pillow and pretended the soft down was firm muscle. you'll be embarrassed about it later.

no, you are far too desperate to be embarrassed, and that whine you were holding so valiantly back finally slips free as something closer to a sob when jade puts down his pen, paperwork finished at last, and puts one hand on your hip to hold you effortlessly still while he flicks open your button fly with his thumb and forefinger. he eases your pants and your underwear down your hips and thighs and you lift up to kick them the rest of the way off, clinging to him when he turns you around to face him and settle you back down over his thigh, bare from the waist down.

well, you're bare from the waist down. jade's as buttoned up as ever, a slight smile on his lips as your toes curl and your thighs tense at the friction of his wool trousers dragging against your naked clit. you scoot further into his lap, pressing your thigh against his hard-on -- and oh, is he hard, though no one would ever know it from the cool and collected look on his face -- and start grinding your hips in tight circles that make your wet pussy squelch against his leg. you are making a mess all over him, staining the dark fabric of his pants darker, and later you will be embarrassed about that too.

right now, though, you are dissolving into a drooling, sobbing mess against his shoulder as he presses lightly on the small of your back and hitches up his leg to make it easier for you to ride him, ignoring your pleas for him to fuck you until he finally concedes just enough to hook your thighs up and around his waist so that you're no longer riding his leg but his cock through the stiff, straining fabric of his pants. you are one big wet ache of muscle and hormones, and when your clit catches against the hard seam of his zip the orgasm you've been fighting for tremors through your cunt and makes you gush all over jade's already-soiled pants.

jade seems entirely unbothered by this, cuddling you close and kissing your sweaty cheek. perhaps next time you'll venture to ask for his attention rather than suffer in silence?

not, he amends, stroking his thumb down your overworked clit and flashing his teeth in a pleased smile when you hiss, that he especially minds watching you squirm.

[evermoredeluxe]

the restaurant outing with Brittany and the girls in KC couldn't have been on this day?

photo 4

https://www.instagram.com/p/C1j_9bRuNYk/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

i think it might just be (or some other time she went out in KC without us knowing) because it’s an off-shoulder top, and we don’t have any pictures of it before

[changeling-rin]

Earnest here! I didn't have any questions for a while so I didn't post anything, but:

If/When Codex tries to take over the world, where will he start? What will he have the most trouble with? How popular will he be at the start and at the end of his conquest? What's the first thing he'll do when he takes his throne (apart from checking off all the points on his Evil Overlord List)?

Also, have a nice day! :D

Codex doesn't try to take over the world.

He does, however, enact a full political coup of his local monarchy on complete accident, and even in hindsight nobody can quite explain how it happened - but now that it has, Codex decides that it's all or nothing. The rest of the world is taken over entirely on purpose, and the reason that he still isn't 'trying' is because he's successful.

That said, he had the most trouble assimilating the Gerudo, because they took offense with being governed by a man. (This was solved partly by making Zelda the Queen Regent Representative of the Gerudo Province, and partly by casting fireballs at anyone who still objected.) At the start, he wasn't terribly popular, mostly because nobody knew who he was. By the end of it he's beloved by literally almost everybody.

The first thing he did on the throne was decide that it needed a cushion. He commissioned one from the Hytopia Province. It was fabulous.

Also, I hope you have a nice day too!

[rogdona]

ok presidential debates over im going to sleep lord pray for us

[bleaksqueak]

adding to that anon's comment on the site's about page by saying i love the 'and prom's tomorrow!!' energy of the new introduction segment

Hahaha thanks! I think we waffled over letting it end on a more ominous sting or not, but in the end it was decided it should be more weighted from Maia's POV. And, at least in the current time of things, Maia's focusing her worries on something at least somewhat in her control. That's what she's telling herself. Though now due to your example, I'm realizing that the thought of "Prom in the veil" is a thought that's never once crossed my mind before.

[masquenoire]

✿  (they haven't necessarily interacted yet but ... anyways ...)

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[southfarthing]

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