#// No braincell squad~

[robin-buckely]

STRANGER THINGS | Season 4, Episode 3 Chapter Three: The Monster and the Superhero

[r-aindr0p]

Binghe may or may not have intentionally broken Shizun's fan

[jinxthejubilee]

Headcanon: Yuu, Ace, Deuce, and Grim somehow managed to train carrier pigeons and/or ravens to send messages to each other when they couldn't use their phones.

It started out as a punishment from Riddle, but now they just genuinely enjoy writing and hanging out with the birds. Plus, there's the benefit of easily burning the evidence of whatever cursed bs they draw or write.

These idiots have good ideas, sometimes.

[iwannabealice]

miles: pavitr, i don't think we can enter this bar

pavitr: why?

miles: because it says 18+ only allowed and there's only 2 of us

pavitr: you dumbass

pavitr: just invite more people

[gunsatthaphan]

they share 1 (one) braincell. 

[madwheelerz]

I think some of people need to learn the difference between a joke and canon because some of you guys have legitimately convinced yourselves that Max, Hopper, and Jonathan hate Mike.

[somepunaboutspace]

Finnish games are unique in the way that they are either extremely existentially upsetting or they have mastered the craft of making you feel like the dumbest motherfucker on the planet

[pearl-dragon-cavern]

[justalexx-things]

5 years <3

[katyspersonal]

What does Dark Souls fandom ship.....?

Okay so... me and @val-of-the-north arrived to an unhappy conclusion that Dark Souls trilogy doesn't have 'legit' yuri ships?

Like I know that any yuri ship is valid because in Soulsborne we hardly get any lore so it DOES lay on our imagination, but hear me out; in Bloodborne and Elden Ring fandoms we have many "staple" ships such as Mariadeline, Finlenia, Yurimposter, Nephelika, Rom x Ebrietas, Rom x Yurie, Rennala x Marika (canon too), Henriett x Amelia, those two Nox women that put the first puppet experiment on themselves. Even Eileen x Doll, Ariadella, Maria x Doll, Annalise x Maria or Imposter x Iosefka @ all those Ranni x Melina tier ER ships when you go to the dark side. Even rareships like Maria x (female) Izzy, Maria x Eileen, Rom x (female) Caryll, Gratia x Maria, Kos x Flora or Wet Nurse x Queen Yharnam don't really make you question! And new ships keep popping up!

But with Dark Souls trilogy it's like.. *cicada noises*

It is either a crossover ship with another Soulsborne game (Maria x Friede is THE example), or a very random ship that doesn't have any substance/justification besides literally put two women together and Thats It (either porn addict reasons or spite FOR those porn addict reasons). I am not really sure, either 1) actually Dark Souls trilogy fandom has genuine yuri ships that are neither crossover or random but I am unaware and need to socialise with DS fans more ( @heraldofcrow let me know as the only member of Lore Council who isn't ridiculously asocial),

or 2) Dark Souls simply IS crafted like this with timeline and contexts so that one can't instantly deduce a genuine yuri ship, in WHICH case there is only ONE thing I can do to improve the situation:

[the-black-bulls]

Gauche, Zora & Nacht: [comes up with a long and elaborate plan to escape a locked room without relying to magic]

Nacht: I tell you what, boys. We are incredibly clever.

Nero: [opens the door]

Zora:

Gauche:

Nacht: ...How did you do that?

Nero: It wasn’t locked.

Zora: Riiiight.

Nero: Hang on. Three of you in one cell and none of you thought to try the door?

Gauche: It should have been locked.

[chopper-base]

Echo: ...you are such an idiot

Fives: *hand stuck in the vending machine slot* don't worry, I am very well aware of that-

[duckapus]

SMG4: Making funny youtube videos is like military combat and I'm the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches.

Mario: Tranch.

Meggy: Tranch.

Bob: Tranch.

SMG4: I'm sending you three on a mission into enemy territory and I don't expect any of you to return.

[janujaja]

Tiwson better have f*king got his duckie wet before leaving the beach.

[my-top-gun-loves]

Fanboy: Is letting someone win at chess, sapiosexual bottoming?

Phoenix: Does anyone in this godforsaken Squad ever think before they speak?

[gunsatthaphan]

#heartbreaker 🤷🏼‍♀️

↳ requested by the lovely @all-you-had-to-do-was-neigh ♡