#// he is the absolute WORST

[mynameischalie]

PLEASE DFA CONNOR BROGDON.....

PLEASE PHILLIES

[kadythethief]

“the menu” SPOILERS

[pxison]

BDSM  &  DOM/SUB SMUT PROMPTS @mischievous-misdirection asked: ❝  would you like to cum?  do you think you’ve earned it?  ❞ 🍓

Maybe he shouldn't have allowed this to happen if he was going to be spoken to like this. It was a fun experiment but now he was far too deep to back out even if he has had experience with edging himself on nothing more than a whim. It was entirely different allowing someone else to work him up and he disliked how he seemed to feel more sensitive to another's touch as opposed to his own.

"Isn't that the point of all this? Of course I deserve to, but I think I want to hold off on that for a bit longer."

With his own hand he traced the outsides of Yorin's pussy lips and even peeled them back to get a glimpse between them. His touch was calculated and meant to tease as he dragged them slowly through the slick between thighs.

He can definitely last longer. Should he reveal that he had gone double the time it'd taken for him to reach this point? Maybe he would for a reaction though on the other hand perhaps not seeing as the only reason he had all those other times was because he'd been wearing a little insurance piece to prevent him from ever bursting until he was ready.

It had been exercises of control over his own body and encounters with others would not be different. In fact, he'd likelier insist to be teased further regardless of how much his dick throbbed or looked a worryingly dark red from all the pressure building up being nonchalantly ignored.

"I won't like it one bit if you force me to cum earlier than I want to."

[the-tired-commander]

“Peacemaker Xot, at your service. Say, you haven’t seen an asura in a gas mask around here have you? No? Good good. Hm? Oh, no reason. Just....watching my own back.”

[electropositive-bluster]

The exact face I make whenever Tony Stark shows up in a movie.

[lgbtlunaverse]

I know that because the story takes place after wwx comes back jiang cheng's whole "i don't believe wei wuxian is actually dead i'm gonna keep obsessively looking for him" shtick got retroactively legitimized, but it is pretty important to remember that wei wuxian was in fact super dead the entire time and if it hadn't been for a depressed 20-something doing a suicide ritual, influenced to an unknown degree by a revenge plot that wasn't in play yet at the time of wwx's death, he would never have come back at all. And jiang cheng would've kept going "No! He's still out there I know it" for eternity with absolutely no proof or results.

Jiang Cheng, my man, what the fuck

[egophiliac]

Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

[nerdpoe]

Jason agrees to go through the legal hassle of being declared alive again. Mostly so he can go to college like how he wanted.

He would have done it under a fake ID, but he kinda wanted the success of having a Masters in English attached to the name he grew up with.

It's going pretty great, actually! He's making friends, gets to punch random paparazzi's in the face, and learning has always been fun for him.

But one of his college friends, Danny Fenton, is...weirdly obsessed with Wayne Manor?

Jason gets it, he does, the Manor is huge and of course the guy would want to see it as often as he could.

Then he starts to realize that Danny is strangely attentive to Bruce.

Like, actually flirting with Bruce.

Oh no his college friend, who is his age, is flirting with Bruce so hard it's making Bruce blush.

OR; Danny thinks Bruce is hot, and that the outraged faces of the man's children as Danny flirts with him are hilarious. Also Jason started it by trying to flirt with Danny's mom when he met Danny.

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

[burnthroughmesilently]

why the fuck did my cousins husband respond to the meme i reposted about a christmas carol by saying the us will solve the economic issues by lowering wages

[im-still-watching-anime]

trucy: hang on polly you have a hair on you—oh, it’s long and…blonde. again.

apollo, internally: oh my god they’re all going to think i’m STRAIGHT and that i’m sleeping with a WOMAN

trucy, athena, and wright all thinking: oh that’s for sure klavier’s :/

[bamboozled-distress]

jeph loeb MIGHT be a writing genius

[morally-gray101]

when neil was going to save andrew at the hemmick's house, he knew exactly what kind of wood the door was, and how easy it would be to break through. that's what kind of guy he is. neil doesn't win fights, but he is damn good at a getaway. this is a really good example about how all of neil's knowledge is really selective because of his upbringing. we need more survivalist neil because he shows all these traits in the books, another example is when he hitchhiked from columbia to palmetto. please stop ignoring this because i want to see batshit insane neil on the run fics right now thx

[lschmidtartblog]

Local teen CEO makes card games everyone's problem. I never appreciated how insanely funny Kaiba is as a character when I was a kid but I do now. Literally has no idea what the plot of the show is he's too busy basically being a supervillain who wants to collect cards and obsess over dragons. You tell him there's some ancient Egyptian spirit prophecy and he literally does not care. He's the most character ever and also an ace king

[homkamiro]

What about more spy x scouts ma interactions? Maybe some cuddling, domestic love etc. :3

I like how you're thinking!!! Perhaps a date-gone-absolutely-wrong would please you too?

[lgbtlunaverse]

Most annoying NMJ or JC take is when someone that dislikes them is like "oh you're a fan of him? *scoff* Well obviously you've only seen cql, where he was super watered down. In the novel he's a dislikable asshole and that's the objectively superior canon I'm working from instead of your woobified fanfic." Meanwhile your main canon is novel canon and you genuinely find novel Jiang Cheng and Nie Mingjue complex sympathetic characters.