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[dissentersrising]

i had a bit too much fun making these

i would also like to go on record to say i love ancients and i do not actually think imperials and skydancers are the best breeds. thank you for your understanding

[guinevereslancelot]

first base is wound tending second base is hand touching

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

anyone else have multiple traumatic memories associated specifically with holidays/family vacations? because that is a topic I never see discussed in all the So You Had A Shitty Childhood, Now What? self-help books i've been reading. but for me, it was a significant thing. and the more i think about it the more it seems like this would be an (unfortunately) common experience. would be grateful to hear if this matches other peoples' experiences...

[raggedy-spaceman]

Neil Gaiman when you tag him:

Neil Gaiman when you write the most unhinged shitpost while drunk at 4am:

[sentientsky]

guess who’s been wading thru the archives again

[milfjinart]

[puppetboysx3]

Tumblr, this ur man?

repost for onceler will come visit you at night

[bluegiragi]

government assigned animal ears

[sparring-spirals]

"are we looking for a huge fucking tree" not if laerryn had anything to say about it

[locusfandomtime]

A (somewhat) genuine “What your favourite hermit says about you” chart because my joke one was so popular

Obvious disclaimer: do not take too seriously! these aren’t necessarily true! this is like 50% a joke! i mean everything here positively!

i am still right though. anyways let me know who you are I’m a zed fan

[winterprince601]

love it when characters come back from the dead. it's just the piece of media admitting it can't do without them. trapped in the narrative? baby, the narrative's trapped in here with ME.

[bigmilkagenda]

Urgent and very serious and well-reasoned theory: the biggest difference between Archives-verse and Protocol-verse is that Protocol takes place in a dimension where no one is, ever was, or will ever be named Michael.

[guinevereslancelot]

my favorite ship dynamic is betrayal. not when they betray each other but when one or both of them turn against their cause, their principles and/or loved ones for the other. bonus points if the person they're abandoning everything for didn't remotely expect it. ultimate declaration of love. "you mean more to me than everything i ever believed in. i am more loyal to you than my conscience. i love you more than the thing i would die for."

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i am thinking how much poorer, how much less colorful the world would be if art was only made by "professionals." if all the music, all the stories, all the sketches & paintings & craftwork of the world was created only by the small category of people able to make a decent living from their art. imagine if the only people allowed to create were the experts & the renowned & those aspiring to the top. what a grey world that would be. how much joy would be bleached away! i love you people who create for the sake of creating, i love you artists who do art for tiny audiences, i love you people who make things even just for one person, even just for themselves, even if no one's watching, thank you thank you thank you for decorating the world in which we all exist

[andorshitdaily]

So I've discovered a new twitter account from which to farm content....

[sentientsky]

...comedy. right, okay, so we're just saying things now??